₦airaland Forum

Almaigaa:
This one don succeed for the Rituals wey he do. I'm not suprised at all. 97% of the Wealthy men from that Region got their wealth via crimes.

I am an Igbo man and I will tell you the story how I made #1 million naira when I was just 21 yrs,my late father was a farmer and had an old pig farm,so one day a family friend of ours Mr ugochukwu okpaleke(MD eagle food LTD)wanted me to drive him from anambra to ibadan for a business meeting,so we went and visited my farms including zartech,hope,vina farm,etc,we came to moor plantation farm and the director was telling my boss to bring customers for him that they have too much pig weaners for sale,the price #2500 naira per one,this was around 2001/2002,as we are going back to the east after a week tour, I was thinking how hard can it get,I rallied round borrowed from my mother ,friends and joined my own and went back and told the surprised director that I need 100 weaners,the quite shocked director sat me down In his office and asked me how old I am,21yrs of course and I patted my travelling bag that I have #350k raw cash for the deal,the man shook his head and told me that this type of spirit is what is making the Igbo people rich , finally I got 100 weaners paid a bus #40k to imo state and after rearing the pigs for 4-5 months,one buyer came and bought all at #15,000 naira per one,total #1,500,000 naira,this is my story how I was a millionaire at 21yrs,I futher continued buying weaners from farms all around the west including oke aro farm settlement,this my story captures the mindset and motivation of the average Igbo man,we are born and bred to see begging and been dependent on others as a taboo,for you to say 97% of Igbo people are criminals says a lot about your mindset, Nigeria is a virgin land for business that is yet to even been tapped,if you are poor and miserable don't assume that every rich man is a criminal or ritualist,did I tell the story how I did oil palm storage and bought a honda car at 19yrs that tale will be for another day.

mayorkun101:
Omo all this broke artist and whack rides... Both cars look rubbish for a celebrity like Mr Raw. Cars self dey decide some accident.

the guy is thanking God for saving his life and you are concerned about his finance and type of car he is driving,do you think if he is in a Lamborghini or Ferrari that he will survive that impact,that heavy red car saved his life,even if he choose to drive Keke it doesn't concern you,

Abduletudaye:
Hello All,

Back in 2009 when she was still new, we didnt have issues. As last year, the car developed the issues below.

1. Developed a very funny sound: I feel its the silencer tho but on many occassions, we have patched it but it remains same.

2. You have to press on the tortle before the car can actually go a desireable distance.

3. The AC doesnt work.

4. The power steering is worse off: It cannot be easily turned. A mechanic said it was the gushin. The gushin was changed and the neck is barely manageable. I really want it to be free as that of a new car. Some say its the power steering oil. The compartment for the oil is always filled yet the isssue persists.

5. The car seems some how low: What i mean is, after repairing issues no. 1 highlited above, if the car goes into a small ditch, coming isnt rosy. It must surely touch the groud.

6. The car goes off while in motion after going a certain distance: At this point, there's water in the radiator, battery is fine though i noticed after leaving the car for about 20min, it starts up like nothing went wrong. It has embarrased me twice.

7. Checking the engine, i realised that many relays have been removed. Relays like AC, Fog Lamp, Etc.

This car was working fine when it was first bough in 2009 and i am in total shock how it has degenerated to this level.

Would share more pictures of her soon as she is grounded somewhere in agege as a result of issue 6.

Please N'landers, come and advise biko..

your Nissan Maxima is suffering from bad mechanics and electricians,all this faults are simple faults that a good mechanic will sort out in no time,what needed is a good steering pump,timing chain with tensioner,good water pump and good relays,my electrician (ochiwor)will sort that car out in less than 2 hrs,all this faults are results of poor maintenance and bad mechanics,being low on the ground can be bad suspension and using smaller tyres(which are cheaper)and for the exhaust,just get a good panel beater to do the job,all those your issues are nothing if handled by my mechanics in anambra state, been close to onitsha, mechanical and electrical parts are available and cheap for that car,also make sure the engine is not smoking and chopping oil,if is so then it will cause many problems.

ValCon888:
The rate at which these little girls dey collect preek dey make me weak.

the entertainment facilities on this teenage girls body is obviously too much for her mind to handle, imagine such humongous laps on a 17 year old,it just like putting a Mack truck engine in a danfo bus.

2special:
Nah to eat and appreciate her by giving her early morning doggy

don't you think it is doggy given during the night resulted in such a heavy duty breakfast,so brezze will not carry the man away.such a thoughtful wife!!!

dadebayo1:
Ask your wife.. And follow her advice she alone knows what is best for you if truly you married your missing ribs

I think this is the best advice,women has an uncanny sensor to analyze and detect problem spots that will affect her family,most times women give their husband advice they don't listen because it is the inconvenient truth.

Tombrown3:
Abeg no mind the subject, today na my birthday. Show your guy some love.

I know many ladies will love this picture,it is macho and dripping of confidence,the back ground of a huge earthmover makes a silent statement on how the op can move,shake and rattle his female admirers,but anyway happy birthday,bro

SultanOfPuna:
This girl has been deciving me that my bed skills are the bomb.
The way she moan sef will make you feel like you are a champion of sex.
Not knowing that she was busy brainwashing me while she use on dildos and vibrators to satisfy herself.

for many men and women unfortunately normal sex alone is not enough ,they must add masturbation,many married men and women also masturbate, having a partner that masturbate is ironically a good thing,such persons are better in charge of their emotions,I had the privilege of having a few of my ex's that are masturbators,it makes the sexual atomsphere in the room to be charged,and I think the image of a masturbating woman is the most erotic sight that can arouse even a 90 year old dick.

Ilamina:
My lagos friend loves Britney spears

The first thing she did as an international student was too go to a Britney spears concert

Her name is fisayo

is it because your Lagos friend loves Britney Spears it makes the whole Lagos to be cool,you don't streotype 20+ million people like that,Lagos could possibly be the most stressed city you can live in and stressed people can sometimes snap suddenly,forget the cute cuddley package that city is not for the fainthearted.

ozo13:
if i could get that exact type u posted and it's in good working condition, i will add 300k plus my own EOD.i jus changed my gear this year.i bought the tokunbo gear 110k

we finally got this at #860k after serious begging,06 Honda DC, leather, navigation,v6, everything still working.cars are more costly now.even the Acura RL I used for 4 years I sold it with a profit of #50k on top what I bought it 4 years ago.

Hoodbilonia:
500k deal or no deal. R u scared to snap inside,show trunk,pop up the hood,show engine,show VIN with door sticker. Abi na body u wan sell. Few months used and the alloys don fade. Nawa o vulcaniser don hit alloys taya

it is not possible to get an EOD with functioning engine and transmission at that price,but you will get a clean babyboy for that amount,for a clean EOD with functioning everything budget #700-750k,for DC budget #850-900k,even 1 million.like the car below we priced up to #900k but the dealer refused, later sold it next 3 days for #1 million

Great100000:
Since Messi left Barca now, i no get appetite to eat again, i no dey eat for the past 4 days now, na only Rice, Beans, Bread and Indomie i dey eat

what do you want to eat again,?

Aidejay:
All the way from Anambra state they went to Jigawa to collect judgement then Kano to collect appeal now they're coming to Abuja for supreme court ruling.
wonders shall never end

I thought I was the only one seeing this, maybe they feel southern judges can be compromised,but they forgot that babanRiga can hold thousands of not millions of dollars nobody will know.

Mustiboy:
E be like say this man want feel my wrath?

If I descend on you wherever you are.

Where's the 1$ to ₦1 naira you promised me?

my brother I was dumbfounded today when I went to buy tokunbo Tyre,I bought last 2 months #8000 naira for one,today I was told #12k,no discount,no begging,I pity for people that has no means to make money in this country,na die be dat.

hybridblood07:
I would rather beg or starve for sex than tarnishing my image over max of 30 mins pleasure

a quickie under pressure cannot last 5 mins,that's why I will loose my job and reputation,but looking at average age of the man(40-47)how on Earth is pvssy the only thing on his mind

FactBoyz:
Well, we will continue to eat our bush meats, snakes, bats, cats and other insane animal we can find even as the viruses attack us.. Nice one! We never learn!

the inconvenient truth is that 70-80% of Africans will continue to eat bush meat regardless of any type of virus or bacteria that is inside,there is this unique earthly flavour that comes with bush meat that makes it irresistible,I cannot forget the first time I tried porcupine meat it was fantastic,I thought it was the best till I tried roasted crocodile,it was simply a barbecue mix of chicken and fish combined.we cannot run away from bush meat because oyibo said so,the issue is to prepare it responsibly,

Jeremani:
I feel ur pain.
But think of it this way.
They said u should be happy for the success of others, one day maybe ur turn.
Moreover that statement can help u reduce ur bitterness, so that you won't go and eat witch.

I have friends who are cashing out big, the thing is, just wait for your time or u join them.

That bitterness in ur heart is not gonna solve shit.
Ofcos u can't be happy.
But there are some people that u should be happy for, like ur friends, neighbors or brothers bc their success go reach u too.

naturally it gives a jolt of jealousy if you see your mate driving a nice car and you are rushing danfo,and the funny thing is that you maybe brighter than him in school,I think that is the nature of man,it is called competitive jealousy,the worst type is seeing your junior mates making money, living in nice houses, driving fancy cars and you are stuck eating mama thank you,you will be jealous if you are normal,but if you are a hustler and your mates drive Lexus jeep and you own a Honda EOD the jealousy level is not much,but mama thank you levels is the worst.

orisa37:
They once fought against Their Father Land. So they're high level CRIMINALS. Round them all up before a High Court and get them all sentenced to PUBLIC EXECUTION BY FIRING SQUADS.

if they surrender they cannot technically be executed due to the Geneva convention without trial,and killing surrending opponents drags a conflict into barbaric depths of viciousness,no one will expect mercy and the fight will be to the death.

NwaAmaikpe:




She's smart.

That's a tactics based on partner acceptance to trap you into rationalizing any potential changes in her because that vaginarian is keeping her options open.
She'd go cold on you when there's a healthier preek and be back like a stray dog when she's been dumped.

And SIMPle you will be like, 'oh... that's just her being fickle-minded'.

I blame you for making her fickle-minded, a lady visited you THRICE and you think she just came to watch Telemundo and gist?
The poor girl may have borrowed money to buy a shaving razor to mow her lawn yet you chose to kiss.

For making her shave in vain, she's concluded you are a limp horse and wouldn't want you clinging on since you still won't give her the good dicking she's needing.

Since you wanna be with her then there's only one solution, but it will only work if you are very good in bed.
Let her be fickle-minded, you be fvck-minded.

Do everything in your power to win her back,
Fvck her first then watch her fickleness fizzle away and once she starts yearning for you, become fickle-fvck-minded and treat her like a sorry sex option.

If she complains, tell her it's her fault. She sexually transmitted that stupidity to you.

But the above won't work so well if she's a ho.
In that case, alaye just forget kpekus and go make money.

Your heart really does not need such emotional parasite.
She's best a bed friend.

Haaaaahaaaaaa!! Haaaahaa,you have said my mind,I don't have anything more to say, just remembered the day I shaved the kpekus of one babe like that,quite an interesting work and a very very funny day.

UltimateSpice:
Nice update

money is the only thing sweeter than honey

nurey:
He should have attached a horse to it and turn it into a horse drawn Camry

I even suggested to buy Carina 2 carburetor engine with gear and install,it will be the hands of Esau with the voice of jacob

BareFacedLies:
She wants you to fùck her

plain simple truth,if you don't want to do that,then you must use diplomacy worthy of a UN secretary general to aviod sniper in your food,don't be fooled by their cute cuddley looks,female crush can be deadly.

seunny4lif:
Hmmmm
I love absolutely nothing about Nigeria

well there are always two side to the coin,I love the limitless freedom in Nigeria,I was watching a video of a man that park his car on the grass in front of his house on his property in America and police came and gave him a ticket,that he is supposed to park on the driveway,can you imagine such in Nigeria? also a school teacher in America was hot and sexy with 2 Randy boys and she was sentenced to 105 years in prison,can you imagine such in Nigeria?if you have money , Nigeria is best place to live.

slex:
Chai

the average price of a 2019 Toyota Camry can range from 12-15 million,but this very clean flood damage car is going for #3-4 million,do you see the trap,the salt water has fizzed the electrical system and computer modules,if you buy this type of car intending to repair it you will die of stroke.

Dozieson:
What car? You mean your V6 car is doing over11km/l ? This is almost impossible

the official highway consumption of the J30a4 v6 engine in the 2006 Honda Accord is 26mpg,which translates to 3.7 litres for every 42km,so you will go for 105km with 9.7 litres of fuel which is #1518 naira,when I finished the overhaul I drove for more than 30km without the fuel gauge moving,I thought it was bad and moreover the highway from okigwe to enugu is smooth.

Alaafin01:
How much did this overhaul cost?

complete fuel pump with filter#9k,plugs#6k,air filter#3k,service of airflometer and nozzle#4k,changed one coil#4k,didn't change catalyst but I heard it is between #30-40k.

felix55:
Pls can how will I contact u because I will like to know more about Honda EOD fuel economy..

I am not an engineer I just worked on my own and the fuel economy improved

Alaafin01:
Hello,
I just got a used Honda accord 2004 and noticed that it has an outrageous fuel consumption. Please help!
I noticed the rear catalytic converter has been removed . Both O2 sensors are working! Thermostat has been removed.
What do I do?

first you have to replace the catalyst,change complete fuel pump with filter in tank,service airflow meter,service the nozzles or replace,change plugs,check the ignation coils to see if any is faulty,I was suffering from similar problems until my mechanic recommended a complete overhaul of the fuel and air system,now I can drive from okigwe to enugu (100 km)with #1500 fuel and it will still remain,the car is even v6 honda and AC all the way.

slex:
You even have time to reply.

Well since the estimate is 1.m, just factor it in and know if it's worth buying

the engine and transmission is the heart of a car,for fairly modern car like that to suffer from engine problems will raise a red flag,there maybe other hidden money pits in that car, someone advices to get a body damaged car that you will see the problems,good advice,a friend of mine got a clean 2019 Toyota Camry with flood damage history, thinking he can fix that in Nigeria,how wrong he is,after draining his pockets and giving him high BP the car was eventually butchered for parts.

nurey:
Wear a helmet, keep a respectable speed and you did survive

my scooter will not even go past 60km/h,it is speed limited to go no further,but I don't think you can keep a respectable speed in a power bike,once you start the engine you are possessed by a Japanese speed spirit that will not allow anything to overtake you,infact if you are riding a power bike and okada man,corolla,Camry,etc overtakes you then you have no business riding it,I recently watched a video of a power bike dusting a Bugatti Veyron and a Lamborghini murcilego, incredible speed,

Rozcol:
Men of immense wisdom understood my statement perfectly well,if your half-life induced brain fails then its no business of mine.Rubbish ow that's even your monika

I was in a such dilemma when I wanted to marry,we have six flags building with me and my mother and househelp occupying one,my wife bluntly refused even for us to shift to another flat,we lived together with my mother, and my wife was driving her to work every morning before going to school,it continued for six years before my mother died suddenly of stroke in 2006,they lived together happily like mother and daughter and I was privileged for her to name 3 of my children before she died,osodiemeaku RIP.

tmtech:
This stone age folks ...

Say na sin to share pictures online..

i have not seen a more hypocritical statement or set of people,in new artisan livestock market near mega filling station enugu,the mosque is on one side of the road and a brothel is on the other side full with semi naked women and men, mannequins are taboo but half naked lavacious women are not.