₦airaland Forum

LabourPartyNG:
How will Buhari feel nah!

like Father like son

Fsboperator3:
You no protest against IPOB nah governor trying to lift you from IPOB dungeon you see protest.

ipob is not and have categorically stated over and over that it is not involved or support the sit at home In the southeast,this is a separatist group that has gone rouge that is enforcing it, moreover what right does the governor have to force traders to open when they choose not to,does he gave them money for the business?did they not pay him taxes?if a man wants to fvck his wife on Mondays will he force him to come to shop?all this are critical questions we need to answer and realise that our rulers are drunk with power

Bvlgari:
One minute woman!!!

Those type of women that after just one or two ro*nds they are tired, leaving you the man still s*x starved and wanting more

Never heard anybody talking about them

that is why it is highly advicable to properly investigate,test,service and analyse the woman you want to marry to see if she is compatible with you

LewisHamilton15:
Late last year, the company I worked with decided to reduce workers as a result of the high inflation. I happened to be one of the victims of the mass reduction.

I decided to use my little savings to buy a tricycle so I can be using it to do town service but my fiancee outrightly rejected such idea stressing that my societal standing is above that. After intense argument I went ahead and bought the tricycle. Since that day she has not picked my calls, call me or come to visit me.

I have moved on.

I really love when you said went right ahead to buy the tricycle against her wishes,I thank God for your life that you didn't marry that girl,pls delete her number name,contact from your phone,if she still have brassiere,pant or tight in your house,dispose them and wash your hands clean from that wicked jezbeel,don't ever call her again to aviod the wrath of your ancestors,keep on hustling with your in a few months time you will see the perfect woman for you,she will not pick your phone now but wait until you succeed she will be the first to call you sweethear,run away and don't look back

Stanfordx:
Dear Nairalanders,i am been emotionally worried over my girl.My girl who started her I.T in january this year at the one of the oldest bank in Naija located at owerri,imo state capital .She is a personal secr. to the bank manager,who is a married man.My girl always tells me that this man always disturbs her sexually from the first day she started working but doesn't dance to his tune to the extent that he calls her sweet heart and instructed her not to answer him back with SIR whenever he calls her.She rightly told me that he has been asking her out always but she never agrees to it.She told me she will never date a married man that she loves me and will never hurt me.But One faithful day she came to my place,surprisely i collected her phone and checked her messages both the one she sent but couldn't believed what i saw.Firstly,she wrote to the man that she is emotionally been violently on how other girls from outside the bank premises are coming to see him that she doesn't like it then the bank manager replied and said swthrt,pls dnt be so harsh to my visitors,that those girls thought that i has money as a bank manager that whenever you want me to take you out i will.She wrote back and said whenever you want us to go out that the wish is his and it wil be ok by her.When i read the whole text i showed her immediately she deleted it all and said that she doesn't have anything with him and will not date his manager,that she knows what she is doing that i should always put her in my prayers.I believe there is others things happening in that office which i don't know.The worst part of these all,is that i love this girl so much.She always cries for me whenever am asking her questions,that i use to accuse her and don't trust her.Pls,advice me on what to do,is she telling me the truth?.Is this kind of girl good for me?.After seen all the text that she sent and the ones the banker manager sent her,she still tells me there is nothing going on between them.What will I do?.Stanfordx.

don't be naive,have an open mind but bear it in mind that close proximity makes the chances of cheating higher,master your emotions and sentiments,it might not be easy as a young man but whatever you see you take that is called experience.

Divoc19:
I know a couple of men who don't do football at all. No watching, no playing
How come?

when you grow up the answer will reveal itself to you

Ilamina:
After struggling for so long

Suicide is the only way for now

there are many options left open to you from hanging to sniper the choice is yours,but remember if you are from imo state,it is a taboo,no relative will touch your body and you will be buried in the thick bush because you are a failure and curse to the family,infact the family will do a cleansing ritual not to born anybody like you in the family never again

buygala:
I can't speak for all vehicles tho.. But the ones I have owned and driven all have a brake fault warning light.

That warning light illuminates when a brake light bulb dies, a brake switch becomes faulty, there is a faulty handbrake or handbrake is in engaged position, if the brake fluid guage sensor becomes faulty, or if Brake fluid drains below minimum threshold..for some vehicles sef, a faulty ABS system will also trigger the brake light.

The major cause of sudden vehicle brake failure in motion is a torn and leaking brake hose.. And the brake system hardly ever looses all pressure at once.. The brake pedal will keep getting flatter until all the brake oil drains out.. And the brake light will have illuminated long long before all the brake oil drains out..

You as driver wey no notice brake light wey on or ignore am, and also didn't notice that your brakes were getting flatter, na you dey find wetin go kill you.

in my 35 years of driving different types of vehicles from old Bedford truck to Ram pickup,what I realized is that vehicles are built to be reliable,90% of accidents are caused by human error

mastermaestro:
Is this a joke or what? How about Tinubu remaining in Iragbiji to hustle? How about Messi remaining in Argentina to play football? How about Ronaldo staying back in Portugal? How about Adeboye staying put in Ifewara? How about Dangote moving all his businesses to Kano? Should I go on or you have gotten the message?

Maybe you need to study the relationship between opportunities and location. Wetin dey village? Better pack your bags and move where your chances are brightest.

you can say about your village,don't generalize,villages are not mates,go to anambra state,imo state,abia state,you will villages that generate more gdp than a whole local government in the north or west,you must never use the template of a village elsewhere to judge other places you have not been to,we have a poultry farm in a village in imo state and you will see young men living in the village in nice house,doing legit businessess and driving good cars,even our next door community in anambra state has 4 banks,I have been to many villages in North and west and you cannot compare it to a similar village in the southeast,we have a lesson learnt after the civil war that is why we always invest in our villages first,their is no igboman or woman that does not habour a burning ambition to build a house is his village or buy land,that is is what a Ghanaian musician said oga travel and see.

PatEinstEin:
Most Nigerians especially Igbos see the idea of moving back to their hometown as a defeat. If the City (for instance Lagos) becomes very difficult, I don't see anything wrong in relocating. There are people there afterall.

What are your thoughts on this?

Las an igboman I don't believe wholly with what you say,you may not believe but most of villages in the southeast have very good business potentials and there are people making good money there,for example in my village in imo state it is a big construction site,anybody that has money in Nigeria or abroad wants to build a house,that means the building material market,timber shed,artisans,tipper drivers,mechanics,spare parts sellers and fuel station are all doing a roaring business,the igboman can easily adapt to any situation good or bad,I think it is villages in the southwest that will have very little potentials,they don't invest back in their villages infact majority don't even go to their villages dead or alive

Puss360:
The hole is for Structural integrity of th stool when you sit... If u notice, it is always round. If it were square, pressure from your weight while sitting will begin from the "Square edges" and cause the chair to crack... But as it is round, the pressure is evenly distributed...

just like an aeroplane window

pansophist:
Yes, death has its advantages.

Just say, consciousness has become a curse since humans are one of the few species that are aware of this thing called death.

Animals experience death the first time when they die, so there is no time to mourn or wish for undone things, like humans. As humans are enlightened specie, we bear an intellectual burden, or will I term it the burden of consciousness?

Conscious of death, conscious of poverty, conscious of the past and the future, conscious of the afterlife, conscious of consequences, the ability to feel shame, guilt, rejection, and so forth.

Only humans operate on this level of thoughts and feelings. For example, you can see two animals forking in your presence, they don't care. No shame, no moral code. My grandfather used to raise lots of chickens.

I was shocked to see a baby rooster grow bigger and mount the mother, and the mother hen will lay eggs for her son. As young as I was back then, I knew that these animals operated on a different level of thinking.

Also, humans might hesitate to eat food from strangers since we are conscious of poison and death, but a tiger as strong and ferocious as it is, can't comprehend the idea that humans can poison its food, and kill it without much effort.

Animals don't have this intellectual burden, hence, they can't feel the kind of pain humans do feel. So this discourse about death and the fear of it is purely a human thing.

Just as there is no light without darkness, it's true for everything. The more you know, the more your ability to suffer. The less you know, the more sweet life is. The irony. Ignorance, truly, is bliss.

and it is this conscious awareness of ourselves gave birth to the inventions of different religions,heaven and hell to satisfy the ever human curiously of wondering what happens after death,a mystery that the answer is in plain sight,when your consciousness is switched off you are dead.

Dshocker:
Can you please shut the Bleep up.

Creating different topics that lacks cohesion.

I don't think there is any need for insults,the op is stating his findings on research made,it is left for you to counter his analysis with your own fact and figures,his posts makes interesting reading but factually they are as wild and fantastic like an Isaac Asimov sci-fi novel

Namaster:
Human beings are so wicked God had to commit suicide to save them.

why do God have to commit suicide when he is omnipresent,ominicsient and omnipotent,he is just been mischievous and wanted to watch us suffer

MrBrownJay1:
- satisfying your sexual urges "while respecting your r/ship" when your bf is away is called MASTURBATION
- satisfying your sexual urges "without respecting your bf" without masturbation is called CHEATING

there are no other special ways to satisfy your sexual urges.

actually there is another way I learnt from my Randy EX,whenever she is in the mood and her pvssy is itching for action,what she does to calm things down is to put a little Robb onitment on top of the misbehaving kpekus,I cannot tell about other kpekus but it cools down my baby's hot kpekus until I comes back

Solofresh2:
I agree with you 100%

but I think cash must be no 1 on that list,a 30yr old lady will bow down and obey a 25 yr old guy with his hands on the money

broswilli:
Africa is the location of Atlantis with its capital at Mauritania. Atlantis was ruled by the 10 sons of Poseidon(Nimrod). They worshiped the gods of the sea and wanted everyone to be together. Atlantis had people with different languages brought together. Then a sudden Tsunami came and washed of the city. After the city was washed off it became a desert. Poseidon the god of the sea couldn't protect his land and people from desertification. Somehow Oduduwa one of the sons of Nimrod from Atlantis survived. Many people know that Africans were the ancient atlanteans, which was a colony of Egypt

I love your engaging style of writing,the above post contains enough material for a novel or movie but unfortunately such theories cannot be verified,it is mostly hearsay,myths and legends.but nevertheless It makes for a very interesting reading

talented321:
Nairaland should be renamed ''question&answers,,
The kind questions u go see for here ehn

well what the op asked is a fairly good question,I cannot speak for everyone but the taste of human milk is nauseating and gagging,not that it is bitter,it is sweet but I think there are hormones in it that prevents adults from finishing the milk,90-100% of married men with children has tasted the milk,it is unavoidable,so you have your answer,don't try to suck your wife's breast milk it will ruin your dinner.

HellVictorinho6:
MEaning?

he wants to go back to been a child that is happy and free of responsibility,well he is still dreaming because what we will still meet along the way in Nigeria only the toughest, smartest will survive

pansophist:
This hit deep man.

This is why humility is important. There was a top northern politician that died during covid. Don't wanna mention his name. I compared his official photos with his corpse.

He was just dumped in a grave that looks like a slum yard. It was so shameful to see. I mean, this brother is a dignitary. But nope, at that point, he was just treated like a bag of cement.

These are things people need to think about, to be humble. Being proud is a fool's glory. Death humble us all. Death is even too far, old age humble us all.

we don't need to fear death,it is a natural transition and balance of life,infact there are many advantages of been dead,ones debts and obligations disappear,projects can remain unfinished, enemies are permanently avioded,failures are forgotten,even people with nothing good to say about you when you are alive may spare a word of sympathy at your passing.

CondenseMilk:
But the Suez canal connected the Mediterranean Sea to the Red Sea.


What made you think that the Mediterranean sea wasn't dredged?

pls let's stop these wild theories and see facts,and also learn from it,but saying that a sea the size of the Mediterranean was artificially built is not only alarming but shocking as well.

AVECDEO:
Put shame aside and learn a handwork or skill.

Or get a hire purchase vehicle to start a transportation hustle( drive it yourself).

Do everything to leave your present abode...you can relocate if need be.

Never give up...keep pushing.

Lastly turn to GOD in prayer.

pls leave GoD out of this,do the op tell you he is looking for job?or do he want to learn work.
My late father once told me that not every question deserves an answer

Zaheertyler:
There was a nuclear war in sub Saharan Africa
Where else do you think the titan war was fought

are you been sarcastic or is this the beginning of a funny joke,

ednut1:
there was a library in timbuktu of which over 700000 texts still exist today. The Sokoto and Kanem also had well stock libraries with communications with mecca, cairo and even the ottomans. Conspiracy theorists ehn🤣

https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2013/jan/28/timbuktu-library-centuries-african-history

and an even well documented journey of the great malian king Mansa Musa from mail to Cairo and Mecca with 60,000 men,12,000 camels and enough gold to crash the gold price in the Arab world,yet they saw no great city , ocean or forest of trees along the way in the Sahara desert to document in 1324..
The Sahara was once green,forested with rivers and swamps but that was in the Jurassic era, millions of years ago,that is an undisputed facts because fossils of crocodiles,sharks and other sea creatures and marine animals are been found in a daily basis in Chad,Niger and Mali.

CondenseMilk:
Events between the Roman and the British is no near the Egypt civilization.


Group of persons who could put up such pyramid should be able to build houses that would stand the test of time.

no need to go too far just type houses of ancient egyptains on your phone,you will see remains of the ones that survive and also the reason that not much was left after thousands of years,they build houses with bricks called Adobe that even in the low humidity and arid climate of Egypt cannot survive for 3000 years only houses of the very rich,temples and palaces built of stone will survive such long duration

HarshBitterTrut:
Suit yourself, hell is very real. Did your pastor ever tell you that before Jesus all the world believed when you died your soul went down into the underworld? Yes hell is not a Chrisitian lie to frighten Jesus was the first in thousands of year's to teach about heaven. Yet their is a prerequisite though, you must believe in Jesus and obey the laws of God. You know by now most don't follow this and are going to hell.

you can use the hell scare tactics on Africans but not anymore in Europe and the west,were they asking themselves and answering the great question of the epicurean paradox

CondenseMilk:
With the discoveries and amazements from the Egypt civilization being told by renowned scientist, it is pertinent that we should have structures they built and lived in aside their ceremonial constructions

building with granite stone is not easy,it is costly and time consuming not for the average citizen,that is why you don't see any houses in Britain that dates back to the dark ages,the Romans conquered Britain and used stone to build their houses,temples and palaces but when they left the britons used timber to build their house which rotted in 10-20yrs but the Roman stone house are still standing today in Britain after thousands of years

Pastor137:
Good day Nairalanders. So for three days, I've been having constant headache like someone is hitting hammer on my head morning and night. Been on some painkillers but they have little or no effect.

Treated malaria and typhoid last week. Please what could be the problem please as It's really affecting my productivity at work.

check your blood pressure,your body is telling you something you don't know

Jostoman:
Good girl

also the fact that she is an Igbo lady puts the generalization that ibo ladies love money to shame

CondenseMilk:
Where are the structures they built and lived in as humans ?

Temples, pyramid and others are ceremonial and that's why their location were distinct.

the dwellings of the people are made from bricks of dried clay that did not stand the test of time,stone are used for temples, palaces and monuments that still stood today,an example is the new city of tel El amana that pharoah aknehten rushed to build to honour the new sun God aten,due to haste they used bricks to build most of the city and today no trace of the brick buildings are visible only a few stone temples are still standing on the ancient site.

CondenseMilk:
The Egyptians were distinct by tribe and race.

Kindly name them !

you cannot put your finger on a tribe that is mostly pure egyptains,at a time in ancient Egypt they were ruled by the black pharoahs,a dynasty of rulers from Nubia that was definitely negroid and they intermarried with egyptains,also the hyskos came from cannan and Sinai and ruled Egypt for many years also intermarring,you can say such with isolated Aboriginal tribes like the Eskimos,the red Indian and Australian Aboriginal men that has pure undiluted bloodlines

Rich4god:
Where are the people who lived in Egypt during those times.

Despite the fact that the whites tried to wipe away red Indians in America (either delibrate or accidentally), we still have some red Indians alive till date.

Canada still have aborigines, Australia, new Zealand still have aborigines.

How come not even one person can trace their root back to the old Egyptians.

Where are the old Egyptians.

if you research historical facts properly i don't think you need to ask such question,the Egyptians has been conquered for many hundreds of years by foreign Invaders and the first task the Invaders do is to intermarry among the locals,one classic example is the Ptolemy dynasty that grew when Alexander the great general Ptolemy made himself pharoah and married the egyptains queen another example is the last pharoah Cleopatra that married mark Antony the Roman invander and later Julius Caeser,the old egyptains are the Egyptians you see today in modern Egypt with highly diluted bloodlines