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[quote author=Hamachi post=124048739][/quote]business is war, to manage an SME in Nigeria now with poor electricity and 140% increase in petroleum products is more than war,it is something else I cannot explain

ahnie:
Here for the comments

my number one suspect is angel Gabriel because only him knows how to make a virgin pregnant and still remains a virgin after childbirth, incredible

siofra:
I understand this is Nigeria where people are crazy about connections. People think that because you're from their village, you're supposed to give them a free pass. They won't go through the normal process, and when you refuse, they start to hate you and spread rumours about you.

It is happening to me at the place I work. It's becoming too much because I won't budge. Sometimes I feel like crying. How do I get around this? Why won't people just do things the right way I've never expected anything from anyone because they are from my village or because I know them.

I feel like I won't be able to stand my ground any longer.

Be firm but fair

Bethel4Life:
After reading all this long thread, what I noticed is that the newspaper couldn't link IPOB to UGM 100%

also after reading this post,I realized that the OP don't have any idea what is the cause and reason behind the spike in violence,I reside in imo state which currently is the hot bed of this violence and what i realized is this,before MNK was kidnapped from Kenya there was just sit at home every may 30 and no record of violence,it all changed when they took the man without proper security evaluation and advice,even when the courts discharged the man they still held him,this is the reason,and I am afraid even if they release him tomorrow it maybe too late,this boys are now far too organized for someone to just go and arrest,dumb government.

Starboytwo:
I’m disappointed in you brethren

In Yoruba forklore, It’s better a General die in battle than come home empty handed.

Go forth back and slay the pucchi

the day I fainted on top of pussy I know this is a bad advice,a general that fights and retreats lives to fight another day,do the best you can and leave the rest for other dicks to continue.if you like take 3 Viagra to satisfy woman na die be that

labake1:
Why do you cheat?

if you are beautiful we try the ugly ones sometimes,if your breast is big and pointed we try the small and flat ones,if you are fair like Beyonce we will try and see how bimbo will look like,there is nothing wrong in having an inquisitive mind,the rule for married men is simple,you can romance as many as you like but love only your wife,if possible.

imagrg:
You can't die twice my boy. Take heart!

let me see what scares this motherfucker,a self-servicer that is not afraid to suck ashawo pussy ?

Cassandraloius:
Hmmm...

The culprit will be one of this three, carpet viper,death adder or puff adder,he is lucky to even last 3 days,normally you die before daybreak the next day without proper treatment whether it's an elephant,lion or Boko Haram it does not care.

Patosky4U:
I don't know what is actually happening in Russia but all I know is that this clearly shows that the invasion of Ukraine was a mistake and Putin was not well informed. The infighting will give Putin a clear understanding of things, though that wagner leader is a goner. This is a stab on the back, he should have table his griavince through another channel not by threatening the federation army.


Both US and NATO and Russia can go to hell. Over billions of people hardly eat all over the world but they contribute billions up on billions to finance a war but cannot feed their people. Rubbish

it is laughable when you said the Wagner boss is a goner,this guy is in control of 20,000+ of the best fighters in the world with first class equipments and intelligence,if Putin does not soft pedal and negotiate these guys will take him done,every army in the world is scared stiff to fight these modern mercenaries groups like Wagner and blackwater's,they are employed by governments to fight were their army has failed,these guys are the top best most agressive warriors from all around the world

JennyJossie:
Your advice pls at 29 to 30 some one is ready to marry you and also promise to train you in school, but you are not sure. And one of your relative said he will train you in school, and you are sure about it but on the conditions that you must let go of marriage issues. Which one will you go for

if the guy that wants to marry you promised to continue your education,WHY NOT?that relation that wishes you not to marry but uses education as an inducement is wicked,how can he or she stand in the way of progress,don't be surprised they may dump you along the line when they are sure the suitor has gone,marry the guy but let the two families have a joint summit discussion about the education issue,it should not be an agreement between you and the guy on top of bed,it should be approved by elders

kyber:
My morning erection sometimes comes and sometimes doesn’t, and when it comes it is semi hard.

So I have tried to have sex with girls, whenever I’m being excited I get hard, But after putting on a condom and inserting my male organ into the vagina, it’s becomes soft after 2 or 3 thrust.

It takes minutes for me to get hard after some caressing by the lady and when I put it in it goes soft again.

Mind you I do masturbate but I stopped a month ago. Those were the period these things happened. I haven’t had sex since I stopped masturbation for fear of the repetition.

The girls I had left cause I couldn’t satisfy them, the love they had for me vanished after I couldn’t even perform well like their ex, making them miss their exes .

I haven’t tried raw sex yet to confirm if I can sustain my erection when I feel the inner walls of the vagina and it’s sweetness, because some of the articles I have read here on Nairaland talked about my male organ getting used to my left hand (cause that’s what i use) thereby making it loose sensitivity to the point where my male organ becomes insensitive inside the condom.

Is my condition a critical one or one that can be fixed easily by following few steps of instructions?

What can I do to get this fixed and get my male organ back to its full potential?

the main reason your chicks left you is insufficient bfunds,even if you don't have prick and ugly like chimpanzee they will still call you Daddy,what you are suffering is a direct result of years of masturbation,the damage has already been done,just try and limit or even possibly stop all sexual activities and a complete stop on masturbation,your body will come back but it will take time and endurance,from the post it does not look as if you are married yet and suffering from such,it is when you marry the real wahala will come because you cannot sustain steady industrial nacking,only man G and vega 100 can save you but watch your BP make you no die on top of pussy

Likoya:
Ukraine and Thier stupid NATO allies should be thanking God that somebody like me isn't the president of Russia Because I would have nuked that country long long ago and anybody that tries nonsense is getting nuked too...If the war in Ukraine is giving you sleepless nights, I have an suggestion that will help you sleep well...Just think of Russia as Israel and Ukraine as Palestine...

it seems you don't know much about tactical nuclear weapons,the reason why nuke is difficult to use now is what is called MAD(mutual assured destruction)it online in 1945 only America has nukes to bomb,now Pakistan,India,etc now has nukes,if you use your own another country will nuke you,tit for tat,Russia will be worse because Britain,France and America has nukes.

Faithilom:
You see this YAWA BY FIRE BOY ehhnnn & SITN ON TOP OF THE WORLD FT 21 SAVAGE by BURNA BOY deh make me mad!!!!!!

this new fuel price is playing havoc in my head and business,if I add a song to my already distorted head I may probably go insane

Amb1045:
IF we say Y0ruba peop|e are dirty, even though there are many neat Yoruba, it is an acceptable fact.
IF we say hausa peop|e are not educated, even though there are many educated hausa people, it's an acceptable fact.
Therefore, if we say Igbo w0men are the worst set of women to marry, even though there are few sensib1e Igbo women, it is an acceptable fact.

Igbo women are toppers in paternity fraud in Nigeria.
36% in Igbo families.
24% in Yoruba families,
19% others.

¶ Igbo women are the major reason Nigeria ranks number 2 in the world when it comes to Paternity fraud.
The same tribe that collects fortune in the name of bride price , breeds the most irresponsib|e set of women in Nigeria.
imagine paying over 2million for an overused vag1na with a higher body count than the popu|ation of Ghana.

¶ 2 Million abort1ons occur in Nigeria every year and Igbo states and south comes highest with 0.44% while the Westerners (Yoruba) comes second with 0.41%.
Igbo women prove that bride price doesn't determine the va|ue of a woman.

¶ 1gbo women are gullib|e set of du||ards. They constitute 97% of Angela Nwosu fans, 80% of Ponzi scheme victims. From MMM, to racksterli, to Chinmark and Ovaioza.
A new Ponzi scheme will come up and 1gbo women will still fa|| victims.

¶ Among the 3 major ethnic groups in Nigeria, Igbo women own most properties they didn't buy. [Allahkaduna dropped this statistics last year, I lost the screenshots]
That is, Majority of them are liabi|ities and pest that depends solely on the generous act of a simp.
Only igbo gir|s will tell you "Jè chub'ego'. while her brothers are job|ess.

¶ Igbo women makes 70% of the Feminists in Nigeria.
If you count 100 b1tter Femin1st online, 95 are Igbo w0men.
A tribe that Pampers the fema|es. A tribe which the husband wear rags so the wife would adore herself in gold and classic outfit.
A tribe which the husband places the wife on monthly salary because he doesn't want her to work. A tribe which the man sponsors the education of the woman he wants to marry.
A tribe with the highest number of s1mps in Africa.
Still these women want equality where they're clearly at advantage.

¶ N1gerian women top the African charts in the aspect of Vio|ence on women by women.
This includes the ill treatment of house ma1ds and domestic workers. Igbo women tops Nigeria in this aspect.
IN 2019, an 11 year old from awka, Anambra state was assau|ted and fed with human dungs and cockr0aches by her madam before she was rescued by an activist.

IN the year 2020, during the Covid-19 lockdown, 19 year old benue maid , Joy adole was tortured to death by her Igbo madam in Lagos by hanging on the ceiling after claiming she stole a pack of noodles.
IN 2021, a 10 year old enugu-based nneoma escaped death after being tortured by her madam with a pressing iron. She also inserted pepper into her pr1vate part.
The shocking part is, her madam drove nai|s into her head twice and locked her up in the toi|et.
Only an Igbo woman would claim be a feminist but her housemaid no dey go school.

¶ Even our fema|e celebrities keep embarrass1ng a whole lot of us.
from Regina Daniels to Jane Mena, To Korra Obidi, To Tonto dikeh, To Genevieve Nnaji wey go act porn, To Nkechi blessing, To Blessing okoro , To Korra Obidi, To Maria BBN etc.

¶ Many of them are mascu|ine in character and in physique.
Always demanding authority with zero responsibility.
Only in Igbo land you'll see a w0man with beards and musc|es, feeling like Rihanna and wanting you to grant her some princess treatment. Lol She-Hulk.

¶ This is a social experiment. Go to Gistreel or Yabaleft news page.
IF you see any controversial topic about divorce, or a woman maltreating the husband or a story of a woman cheating on her spouse. Read the comment section and observe what the Igbo women say. You'll come back and approve this post.

Many 1gbo men wi|| never experience true feminine affection until they marry from another tribe.

Marry this generat1on of Igbo women at your own Peri|.

this is pure misogynistic sentiments,whichever tribe you come from I don't care but what I know I will never leave my beautiful imo ladies,I like them like that,go and marry your own ondo state girl let my imo babes show me pepper I like it,is it by force to marry Igbo girls?,but seriously my igbo girls are just too beautiful,they will make other folks feel insecure.

HellVictorinho6:
B4 you mention any disease,remember dat poverty is not the cure. B4 you mention any relationship or family matter, remember dat poverty is not a benefit of unity. B4 you mention hell, remember it is also my name but neva means i want to keep suffering

you are looking at the problem from your own perspective,many people are born into poverty and has adapted to live in poverty quite happily without bitterness,to you poverty maybe a disease but to millions of poor people to lose the will and hope to believe in a brighter tomorrow is the disease.

eepeepook:
Age range of OP; twelve to seventeen.

it may even be a girl feeling insecure with her small breast and yansh,but don't despair so far you have pussy the dick will come

saintbillion:
https://alexis.lindaikejisblog.com/photos/shares/Nigerian%20lady%20recounts%20how%20she%20was%20blocked%20by%20a%20guy%20she%20tried%20wooing_1687461350.png

A Nigerian lady has narrated how she got blocked by a guy she tried asking out.

@Pretty_Vikkii who shared the pickup line she used, concluded her tweet by stating that some “Nigerian guys deserve to be single till eternity".


She tweeted;

"Omo, I entered this guy Dm with a mad pickup line like "Guy , are you a school bus. Cause I see my children in you" The werey con block me, some of these Nigerian guys deserve to be single till eternity"

https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2023/6/nigerian-lady-recounts-how-she-was-blocked-by-a-guy-she-tried-wooing-2.html

talking to a single Nigerian guy nowadays about children and marriage is graphic and is slowly creeping to be one of 1000 ways to die,

tosyne2much:
Who told you people have stopped drinking borehole/tap water?

Stop generalising.. Just say you don't drink it in your own house

Click like if you still dey drink borehole/tap water

I am doubtful if there is still any town in Nigeria with taps running water from state water corporation,when we are growing up in the 80s in enugu we use to bath in shower and wash plates in the sink in a two storey building but the water pressure flows steady day and night for months with non stop electricity,how do we came to this level in Nigeria ?it is possible that a whole generation of children will never taste the bubbly refreshing chlorine treated water from water corporation,very sad,there was once a country.

kristien4:
Ive been using this 3way carburettor since last week... what i realised is this...
1. Its as safe as petrol, maybe safer.. even is there is a leakage as long as its outside ur house ure fine... cos even those cylinder/burner type gas cooker u use indoors, ... the flame wey u dey use cook its a form of controlled leakage too.
2. There is a drop in rpm when u are using lng instead of fuel.. like if ur gen dey carry 50 bulbs on fuel, on lng..might drop to 45 ...etc
3. Generator Sound is lower... runs quieter..
4. Reduced exhaust fumes... i no dey see exhaust smoke at all
5. I use a 3.5kva generator.. on fuel...10litres(5,000naira) run for 8 hrs... on lpg 5kg worked for 8hrs... and i had 1kg left.. approx 4kg for 8hrs.. (thats 2600) at 650perkg
6. The Gen was on about 2000watts load
7. There is a drop in performance when gas don dey finish... like when it was just 1kg left in the tank... the gen was sounding like gas go soon finish for the final 15mins of the last 8hrs.... maybe becos gas pressure has reduced in tank... engine was not steady
8. I feel cng will be a very good alternative especially for those of us in benin where there are CNG stations.
9. I went to confirm today, cng is 110naira/kg..
10. I plan on visiting them on monday to see if my old cng tank i removed from my previous car can be connected to my generator make i take enjoy life at 110naira per kg....

go feedback,at least I am getting a clear picture of lng consumption of generator at 2000watt load,pls update on the cng as well,we must find a way to survive against all odds

Adonispco:
thanks

the gods are telling you to triple your hustle and find a better place,don't settle for less,let it be your hustling prayer point

Babzrockman:
Nigeria never ready actually. Cost of governance is the major issue we have in this country

the politician and leaders of this nation are not yet ready to sacrifice for a new Nigeria,the masses has sacrificed the last benefit everybody is enjoying from the government which is fuel subsidy,what have the politicians sacrificed?will the 7-8 trillion saved from the sweat and tears of the masses used for frivolous activities?,why paying these people extra money for accomdation when all of them are billionaires and millionaires already,politicians are not ready yet for a new Nigeria,that subsidy savings may end up been swallowed by a crocodile

mrvitalis:
Allow anyone import fuel if they meet the set out criteria open up the business let us all compete

But no they are always afraid of competition as an Igbo man competition is key to progress

competition drives change even among siblings,without it nothing works,an igboman may likely through in some spanners in their monopolistic agenda

Allisgud:
Bear near gorrila,no na,gorrila that fights like human it will just grab the bear by the leg roll it like 10 times and use his head to open the gate of that cage

I was of the opinion that gorillas are stronger but a detailed research has shown that an average gorilla can weigh 180kg and stand 5,5 feet tall but a grizzly bear can weigh from 300-400 kg and stand 8-9 ft tall which makes a whole lot of difference,the bear will win hands down,only the mass of the bear alone will smother the other snimals

talented321:
To the men, who will you buy or build house for among your wife and mother first, if you have the finance to build one house. And remember both of them don't have a house. Pls i need opinions.

your wife can leave you for another man but a mother will never leave her child,no woman born of man can never come between me and my mother when she was alive(RIP osodiemeaku,I will never forget you)

Odumegwu444:
Good 👍
The next civil service reform would not be a child play.
The Yorubas are the best in Administrations and fair play.
I believe PBAT will restore the dead glory of Nigeria.
If competency is the sole criterion for political appointment, the Yorubas will surely get 98%.
Everyday we wake up with good news and renewed hope of a brighter tomorrow.
Well done PBAT 👏 ✔️ 👍 👌 😀 🙌 👏 ✔️ 👍 👌 😀 🙌 👏 ✔️

I pity the northerners in this coming civil service reform,only merit and competence will be part of it, mediocrity will no longer tolerated

Remijuice:
Don't you ever mess with the Bear

i don't think so,I have read a scientific study that shows that the gorilla have such much muscle mass and power,infact it has the power to tear a fully grown man in half,the gorilla will just strangle the lion and send the bear into coma with one blow and stamp the anaconda into cornbeef.

Angel55555:
Impressive 👏

very impressive but not EVERY human mind can stretch and contort itself to adapt to such huge academic loads,that's is why medical school is for a select few that has ability for such,

dondodo:
I dont know what has come over my Friend. He is 31 years old this year,and he met this 18 year old girl in their area who "happens to his friend".

From friendship to hanky panky everytime, I've warned him to be careful but he refused claiming the girl is matured enough to have sex.

My question is this,is it proper for an 18-year-old girl to have sex??

come on man ,an 18yr old girl that is brilliant supposed to be in University,with girls and the thin line about maturity it is unfortunate that their body mature before their minds,their are some 14-15 yr girls that has massive boobs and backsides and what other sign will nature show that the girl is mature that will be more than a hefty pair of breasts?some countries has 16 yrs as the legal age of consent,even Japan was 13 yrs until they changed it to 16 yrs this year,

SangoOlukosoOba:
Do you please!

Don’t give a Kentucky fried fvcks about what anybody thinks. Your happiness is the most important!

If you have genuine feelings for her, please go ahead.

exactly my thoughts,but my only concern is the infertility case,I think it will not be a bad idea to get her pregnant before any drama,prevention is better than cure and most importantly your happiness is your major concern not what people will say

9jahotblog:
I’m scared too. This lady is an agent of serpent. This one never hide where she belong

I don't see anything remotely wrong with these generation they are simply adapting to the changing environment around them,when Mr igbokwe was growing up only the chief of their village will have black and white television and a car is a tourist attraction,change is constant,I remembered when we are still young the only naked woman you can see is by peeping in the bathroom,then lolly magazine came and also porn magazines which is even harder to get,but now any child with an Android phone can watch anything erotic he or she can think or dream about.

DevilsEqual:
Its not about being religious or not...The fundamental knowledge to know the difference between right and wrong is naturally implanted in every human from birth

Moralists may not make the cut as some people would feel moralists dont have the right to tell them what is wrong but in the end...

These things are unnatural, regardless of what school of thought u belong, you may be cool with the LGBT thing but you cant be cool with teaching these lil kids all of these at a very young age...it could disrupt their mental development

despite I agree with most of what you said but the fundamental knowledge to know differences between right and wrong can only be properly accessed at a certain age,a young ignorant baby may think a snake is a rope,I personally endured systematic sexual abuse from older ladies that are supposed to protect me when still growing up,such trauma is not healthy for a growing mind and it turns the victim to a monster not of his making,teaching young immature children such things in the name of civilization is totally and catastrophically wrong

Righteousness2:
BIBLE PROPHECY IS PLAYING OUT BEFORE US, BUT MANY CANNOT SEE.

With all the craziness on Earth today, How can anyone not see that we living in the very last moments before Jesus’ appearing?”

the world has survived far worse natural and man-made catastrophe from the black death plague to volcanic eruptions of 536ad that made the sun not to rise for some years causing crop failures and killing millions,America and Russia are just part of the world,if they decide to bomb each other it is their concern,but not us in imo state.