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[quote author=AImiron post=125378713]Steve Harvey wrote a book on how to master relationship and still get cheated on.

Be like he no read the book

Women go humble you, know this and know peace

[Me/quote]I pity men that still think they know women,they are more intricate and complex than the hardest engineering mathematics,I just manage them like that and I laugh at men that can swear for a woman fidelity,that fellow has not seen anything yet

illicit:
Usual shenanigans

I hope they are seeing how clean and neat Kigali looks, can they not plan such in there states?how hard can it be to learn from Rwanda how they managed the feat,I heard one govenor wears a #182 million naira wrist watch and our governor in imo state moves with 40 car convoy,OH,there is a country

mosaicafrique:
If a married woman is seducing you, make sure you tell your brother or sister. Then let her husband know and plan to set her up for the husband to know what he has married as a wife. With that, God will continue to uplift you in all your dealings. Don't cover sin, expose the devil always and you see yourself surrounded by honorable and truthful people that will always be ready to die for you because of your integrity.

do you think it is a good idea to handle the unnecessary heat that will come out from your suggestion?do you think such woman will not react?can you predict the reaction of a woman scorned?I cannot sacrifice my life and peace of mind for pussy integrity ,there are better subtle ways to reject a woman and give her a soft landing,not only is your suggestion childish and naive but it is outright dangerous.

izonborn098:
Simps and broke men are really passing through alot on this thing called marriage... Tueh.....
Imagine comparing football with clubbing...

I think broke married men should be pitied,if you are a rich simp your wife might respect your money but if you are broke,hmmm,only God will help you,moreover a nymphomaniac will never change because she is married,correction

illicit:
Somethings naturally go together like rice and beans

if he must survive which I doubt he must separate those things that go together,if you look at that pic you will pity the man ,his fall will be harder, alcohol,money beautiful women is an explosive combination and you put a gambler into the mix,that money will go away as fast as a Bugatti chiron

DanielsParker:
Didn’t know it would get to this.
I saw it that day on tv, I wanted to talk but I kept quiet. I thought maybe that’s how they show happiness and excitement in Spain or something.
He was hugging, touching and pecking everyone! There was a lady he kissed on the lip .

sincerely I don't see why these people are so jumped up about this,are they not the ones that wear bikini and kiss up and down,so far the lady in question is not complaining ,I don't see the big deal,the guy is happy and excited so he showed his happyness the best way he could,but that guy is a very bad boy if given the chance he will fvck that babe

kettykin:
Most of these are just 50 years, Nigeria is fair to Nigerians

also most of those refusing to retire will be 90% northerners,even the names of those that left on their own accord is Southerners,it is high time to end this parasitic symbiosis in Nigeria and end the constant scarifice of meritocracy and the altars of mediocrity

izonborn098:
Always have trust issues when involving the female gender.... They are bandits in cheating....

from what I have seen,done and heard in my short life,I have concluded that the best way to see a relationship is like a total warrior going to the front line,,if you don't believe you are already dead and your life forfit you cannot be a berserker or a warrior,i cannot swear for any woman including my wife that they don't cheat

IconicR:
All of you are decent online which leaves me wondering who are these guys the married women are sleeping with.
Hypocrites everywhere.

you don't have to go far,I have been taught the hard way from childhood by older women that there is one thing to be done with a misbehaving pvssy,to fvck it without mercy,be it married,unmarried,single,lesbian,Jehovah witness,Jew or gentile,I don't give a shit

Spagi:
Life no
balance

infact if you have such place in the 1990s you are are sani abachs,as of 1987-89 only two people has video recorder and colour television in our street in enugu

Yugoslavia247:
Believe me.

During this period. Use sex to drain his life.

The energy he uses to think of another gal will disappear.

He will know that you are not letting him go.

Na fu$ck he dey find.

Give am like say tomorrow no dey

very funny idea,you cannot use sex to cage a potential cheat,he will always want to suck that standing breast,smack that ass and see the view from the other side,moreover husband's that are faithful to there wives thesedays deserve respect,it is not easy to escape this young girls

360clips:
It absolutely baffles me! When I see some hideous looking women with children, I'm like . Mahn! Which nigga manage to sleep with this?! To even look at them face to face I can't! They give me nauseating feeling! Talk less of sleeping with them. You men try no be small! How you guys manage to fvuck these ugly chimps beats my imagination. You niggas can fvuck absolutely anything!! You're all so cheap and useless! I'm so ashamed to be categorized with you men iswear!

your comment is shallow and naive, different men want diverse things from women,you may want a beautiful face but another may want a sex champion even if she looks like monkey and one of the memorable girl I ever met was an ordinary looking girl in the village with a fantastic pussy with a mind of its own,despite I can't remember how her face looked like but I will remember that pvssy till my dieing days.

pachigo001:
Hello nairalanders have you ever had sex with a girl you think will be hard to lay before but was surprised

when I was in school I nacked out HOD and later in life nacked a chief judge,you will need heart of iron to even think of such adventures

addmole:
Why are you laughing. This is not funny. I need help. What do I do?

the real thing I like is that you said you are a made man and ok,all these things you are complaining about your wife is solvable,the solution?don't let her use sex as a weapon to fight you,be a nice husband but ignore her sexually,she has her pvssy,you have your dick,no one must take undue advantage or Monopoly over the other,restrain your sexual feelings for the time being and stop whining and begging for sex,it demeans a man,it might not be easy but you can explore other avenues to relieve the pressure and times like this exploring a side chick will not be a bad idea and the added bonus of been served collapsed doggy style will make the temptation easy on the mind

LaSenior:


Oga if na she sponsor the wedding then forget all this your stories

That's my judgment

I am even wondering why he is complaining,he is fvcking the woman when she is married to another man,now he married her and wanted her to change?I am secretly suspecting that his horsepower cannot match the woman own,he is just using excuse to save face,the woman is obviously a nyphomaniac she can fvck any standing dick,even a mad man

Brendaniel:
So the south west has a higher rate of kidnap than the south east, in fact if you go by region the south east has the least rate of kidnap, but you see these ronu people they always try to make it look as if the south east is the most unsafe region in Nigeria, they begin to compare the south east with the north, their hypocrisy stinks, they will come and say why are Igbos leaving the south east, naturally Igbos travel to other places to explore, that is why they say if you go to any place and you don't see an Igbo man, run away from there...

South west - 168

South east - 154

what I believe that is even more worrisome and horrendous than kidnapping in the southwest is the institutionalization of ritual killings in the region,I bet if a data of the fallen victims are compiled it may be twenty fold the number of kidnapped victims,it is most chilling the silence from their leaders and elites,if they cannot stand bodly and speak against such a terrible crime they must be complicit.

myyansh68:
Men will fuvk anything even if it's dead animal, so far hole is present.

hmm,a normal penis will instantly deflecte if it sees that,the scabies is so much that the girl has torn her buttocks apart scratching it.

Samantha124:
I can date a guy that uses donkeys as a mode of transportation.. .. As long as he's got good genes, then I'm good.

the jester don't even know that anybody driving and maintaining any car these days in Nigeria is a hero

cocoined:
Countdown to 9 PM and I'll do it. All it cost is 5h for the small bottle. I will go and get it on credit. My fam will pay for it when I'm gone.

The world is full of fake love. I know once the news circulates that I'm gone they will all act like they care. But I'll be happy that I'm in a better place then..

actually there are advantages of been dead,projects can be left unfinished,enemies are permanently avioded,all debts and obligations are cancelled,people that has nothing good to say about you can spare a word or two of sympathy at your passing.

Acekidc4:
A Round of Applause 👏👏 to the New Governor General of FCT Abuja Mr Wike the Wicked.

Wadada or Wazata Abi Na Watata is Surely going down.

that man is not security conscious,this type of reckless statement can trigger all types of undesirable attacks even assassination,you cannot revoke my 200 million naira land because I am yet to develop it,I will fight you with anything possible in my disposal,you cannot step on toes thesedays and not expect a reaction

Onucs:
You put fish and meat for jollof con dey call am concoction rice. Dey play

Let the poor breathe

I clicked to see red oil and crayfish but fish and meat is not a poor man's food

omooba969:
One would think they are discussing how to move the country forward but NO it's all about grabbing power and farting all over the country.

Useless politicians!

you cannot possibly move the country an inch without power, anything that can replace APC is good as long as Peter obi is in charge

Ehismarkninetee:
Bro, let her manage the 5 mins you can give her, there is no trophy to be won if you go for 20mins. What you can always do is to spend enough time on pre-intimacy

despite the fact that I don't support men seeing sex as a championship belt but 5 mins is a bit too poor,next time if you want to cum stop thrusting, focus your mind away from her breasts and think about things that are giving you headache like your landlord,mechanic or how to buy fuel,sex is mind game

Jb95:
Hi guys, please I need help on how to keep in touch with my Zambian babe.

So I met with this loving girl on a popular chat app, and we hit it off almost instantly like we've known ourselves for a long time. We chatted for weeks and we are always eager to talk to each other.

I like this girl because she is the opposite of the typical naija girl, no asking for money or any such nonsense and although we have not not made our relationship official yet, but we know in our hearts that we have feelings for each other.

Now the problem is that her phone was recently stolen (surpringly, she is not taxing me for a new phone, which would have been the opposite if it was a Nigerian girl, but I still have it in mind to help her get a phone just that am trying to take things one step at a time

For now we only chat using her friends phone, if she visits her friend but I need a way to establish good communication with her as soon as possible. I can't call her with normal call because my airtime just gets sucked for calling international line and the call has not even connected.

So please, how can I make cheap call to Zambia, if you know any means or app I can use it will be very appreciated.

I see myself traveling to Zambia soon and getting a wife from there, it will be a wish come true

I don't think there is more better way of proving your love than buying her another phone,love is sweet but when money enter love is sweeter

brightmorningst:
For 3 days I've only sleep well for 2 hours and that was yesterday. I have not been eating , just lost appetite, please how do I deal with heartbreak.

My heart literally burns.

No insult please.

time is a great healer,with time you will slowly readapt and heal,you are still in the temperaing stage of life were you will be toughened like steel by things like this,for me I don't even have a heart anymore talk of breaking it

panini:
That's terrifying. I'm sure the video is being used as a warning to future "applicants" who fail the "interview".

but it is bad business to attract necessary attention to your business,why killing them just for fun

IconicR:
As expected from our opposition but we are not bothered because we are determined to make Nigerians smile.

pls if you don't have anything meaniful to say just keep silent and don't insult the sensibilities of Nigerians

woginid967:
Avoid her like plague

then he will feel the heat from the wrath of a woman scorned,best thing is for him to play and act along,so far he is ready to draw boundaries but it will not be easy but he can always use the excuse of her marriage to turn her away if it gets a bit too hot

honorik:
my dear friends, please your kind assistance is required i have i lady which i assisted during her school days, although i propose but she decline given me an excuse hat nobody is learned in her family she want to go to school first before married after much argument i concord. i was the one responsible for virtually everything both hand out, feeding, phones, assignment, project,clothing e.t.c
In summary anytime i make an attempt to see her people for a proper marriage right she will start avoiding me and i use to spend on any of her family member which i know and i do send money to her mom interval of 3months highest 5months. there is no member of family which i know that did not benefit from me. i told this lady to exercise patience with me to enable me prepare for the marriage i will only be responsible for her feeding and i will be given her money but occasionally, after two months of doing this she came to me and challenge me that when last did i buy clothes for her and give her money to make her hair, that her problems is not only food and i responded to her to be patience at least i will spend a lot and moreover talking about the ecol ac and the occasions i will single handedly do everything she wasted my time for 7years and what pains me most i avoided good woman that really want me then and the painful aspect of it all i have inform her pastor about the wedding which i give us his blessings and after that she change totally by avoiding me and frustrating my life she even refuse to pick my calls and tell me to my face that she is not interested anymore. I am seriously confuse whether to go and tell the pastor what she said that she is no longer interested and her sister even talk to her she is said until i refund 20k to her which she treated herself during that period which i didn't give her anything before i even promise to give her 10k instantly and send the balance by next week she said if the money is not complete i should forget it and forget her. she refuse to come close to me anymore stop picking my calls i even try to make peace with her but to know avail. so probably she discover that i love her so much that's why she keep doing this. so please i just need a woman that will understand me and make me happy that's just what i need. please ur suggestion is needed so that i will take my final decision

there is nothing bad in spending money on a woman but don't spend what you cannot afford to lose and let go on a woman and thank your lucky stars you didn't end up marrying such a selfish,ungrateful and toxic woman

IconicR:
Nigerians are not even helping matters , the way they increase the price of whatever they are selling is evil.
Before you condemn the government please look inwards and do the needful as well.
May God ease our affairs.

what do you mean Nigerians are evil,fuel was increased by 200% yet I am to see anything that increased to 200%,Tfare from onitsha to umunze was #2k when fuel was #200 per ltr,it is now #2500 when fuel is #620 per litre,if they increased like government it will be #6k

Notorioustroll:
The girl I promised and wish to spend the rest of my life with has broken my heart. She started complaining few months ago that I wasn't performing like a man; that I am not satisfying her sexually. This lady advised me to get some medication for myself. She even went on research on how to build back a man to perform sexually. She always cooked and made sure I was well fed. But all she did was fruitless. I didn't take frantic step to curb that. I was reckless because my girlfriend was doing everything possible to ensure I perform.
Last week my girlfriend surprised me by saying we should break up, I asked her why and she said she's not enjoying the relationship because I'm not sexually satisfying her and the worst is that I don't make effort to change the situation. She stressed that she doesn't want to cheat on me and that's why she just have to leave and get satisfaction elsewhere. I pleaded but she said staying back in the relationship will only hurt us both because she's tired and really need good sex. I was thinking she was joking but up till today she's not showed up in my house, I called and she told me that I should move on.
Please what am I supposed to take? What medication do I need? Do I need to see the Doctor? Please help me as I'm desperately in need of valuable information. I don't want to loose this lady as she's done much for me.

Mynd44 dominique

despite the fact that there are many info we don't know about how you failed sexually but the summary is the failure which is the fact,women are very diverse and I suspect your failure is not discovering the mumu button,if you know the mumu button you can take your babe to heaven without even using your dick