₦airaland Forum

Rainbow10:
Redpillers abeg back me up oooo

if our Lord jesus Christ can forgive Mary Magdalene a confirm olosho and husband snaicher,who are you to bear grudges,if you are looking for a virgin you risking going to prison for defilement because you can only see virgins from 16-17 yrs down,90% of girls that finish secondary school are no longer virgins in Nigeria,good luck on your search

oikirodah:
https://ireporteronline.com.ng/blog/dope-analysis-on-major-henchmen-set-to-work-for-tinubus-victory-in-key-states-check-your-state/
Source iReporteronline

these people you mentioned are the problem of Nigeria,every single one of them has looted our Commonwealth,what type of work will they do for tinubu if not to share money and buy vote,you said kwara delegates voted 100% for tinubu why wouldn't they when they are given $35,000 dollars each,if money was not used to buy the delegates the results might have been different,this time around the people are just trying to manage to the end of buharis tenure and you want us to jump from one disaster to another calamity

DamianX:
This woman is quite useless in her position.
May all countries adopt this and it should be extended to politicians and their family members of all ages.


You should first call the government before you call the youths. Action and reaction are equal and opposite.



Shey na Igbos cluster like sardine for Dubai.

due to the quest for a better life that is why we cluster not only Dubai but all over the world,is it not time to repair and restore our own country?is it not time to say no to bad leadership and corruption?for how long should we continue to slaughter competence on the altar of mediocrity and nepotism?but a time may come when hungry ,hopeless and desperate people are pushed to their elastic limit then the very unity of nigeria will be at stake.

VeeVeeMyLuv:
The 27-year-old who works as a Deliveroo rider and a part-time chef at The Whalebone in Norwich had left the gym at 6:30am when he leapt into action.


Look at the young man very productive!

Unlike our brethren here that grumble about the opposite sex, post shit and talk about sex all day.

I cannot and never risk my life to save a dog,why will I do that?you can go and buy another dog but you have one life,that is a very reckless and stupid action,common 404 dog they use for pepper soup with ichanwu that I am kill myself

TheGidRedpiller:
RIGHT!! That is the trait of the male of a Golden P€n!s!

that golden penis figure looks exactly like the statue of an ancient god,looks like our ancestors have similar ideas

SPAMBOX7:
OK honestly I been dating two girls at once. The first one is like the main chick cos she comes more often than the second.. Besides she's been there for me since day one but as you know na, men will always be men.

So this evening as we were together (side chick and I) the main chick came around unannounced and caught me with the second one. Though she didn't catch us having sex but since we together in the same room everywhere don bust already be that naw.

Right now second (side chick) has cried and left. Main chick is still here crying her eyes out. She even saw the tissue we used in the toilet cos the side chick didn't flush it before she came

Now main chick has called my sister and all my friends and informed them. Meanwhile side chick has blocked me everywhere. My sister and one of my guy dey road dey come like this

It's crazy and I don't know what to do for the first time ever, hence I'm here seeking help in case there's any way for me to maneuver this situation. I will really appreciate

why worry yourself ,the side chick had already taken the decision for you by blocking you,you have already nacked her so move on to the main chick that is ready to mend the relationship,but be ready to beg and say it is the devil that possessed you,she will forgive you but you will be under an elctron microscope,pls don't be caught again,remember the only real crime is getting caught.

Botking:
Na wow oh, why will you chose an animal over a human being

even if you save the girl,she will still expect you to carry her after walking a few miles in the desert heat,that means you will die in the desert and she will find another simp to carry her,I will gratefully save the donkey and it will carry me out to meet other beautiful girls

plaindealer:
Not a fan of Reno, but I see a lot of sense here.

Peter Obi and his followers are always dodging Mondays. Why? Una dey fear your own people?

Monday sit at home is in protest of the continued detention of MNK in prison,a man that wants only freedom,equity and a sense of belonging for his people,for how long will we continue to be treated as slaves in a country we are supposed to be part of,a northern Muslim has finished ruling us with catastrophic results for 8 years and another northern Muslim is gearing up to rule for another 8 years,after that there will be yet another northerner in line to rule,are we not part of Nigeria?,we're is the no Victor,no vanquished?for how long do you think you can suppress such independent minded people without a reaction,I thought the civil war could have been a bitter lesson learned but the Nigerian state and it's cabals refused to see,hear and listen,but my prediction is this that next year election will determine the unity of nigeria

VeryWickedMan:
She expected you to tear her pant and damage her womb but you are a simp.

this is exactly my thoughts,she expected you to nack that pussy but you didn't,that breast sucking should work simultaneously with your fingers in her pussy and all will be history.

H0didon:
The mother is cheap and the boyfriend knew so he dated the daughter and used the mother as bonus plus .

The boy must have seriously knacked her while her mom was around and because women love attention more than anything, the load moaning must have compelled the mother to have a taste as well .


As our Ancestors would say "Always date/marry from a generous family because benefits can come from any angle".

this is a classic case of okafors law no 2,it states the simple fact that if you are dating a woman and you are doing a good job about it in all areas,you also have a very high probability of also tasting her friends,sisters,roommates,aunties and even in some extreme cases the mother.

Melap:
Kobojunkie I don't believe this addiction is a mental illness. The OP and others like him always know what they are doing, it is greed pure and simple like he said. It is greed and love for quick money, there's nothing mentally amiss with him.

I think gambling is a serious addiction just like sex or drugs,what can make a man see and feel his downfall,watch himself sliding into a bottomless pit still he follows that path,despite the fact that his body is screaming to stop but the mind always succumbs to the craving.

Fred166:
Happy Sunday nairalanders.

I can't believe there are still men who don't watch football or know nothing about sports.

I was watching who wants to be a millionaire and this particular question was thrown to this guy.. I couldn't believe the guy didn't know the answer. Baba was totally confused and speechless. He even requested in using one of his lifeline options by calling a friend. Omo! I just dey laugh. And the answer is B. I have to capture the moment.

I can't do without watching sports especially football, boxing and wrestling. There's no question you will throw at me about football or other sport games that I won't give you an accurate answer. I know all football leagues competition round the world even Nigeria premier league I do follow up too.

Football is fun especially when you're arguing, teasing, defending, laughing, throwing banters at each other's club while drinking your cold beer.

Even here on nairaland when there's a live match update, I do visit the thread because I always enjoy the banter fans throw at each other.. It really fun.

Those of you that don't watch football or know nothing about sports.. Please how do you spend your weekends? How do you live your life? Is life not boring for you guys? Please I need to know.

I doubt if the guy will go far in the contest,you don't even need to be a sportsman to know such question,I rather watch documentaries than football,I even prefer formula 1 or motoGp than football but I know most things about football and other sports

jeromestarks:
If you didn't marry your wife as a virgin, then I am here to tell you that one or two of your children are not yours.
Marry a virgin and see how your home is filled with joy.
You children will become great like Soludo.
Marry a woman who another man has slept with and see how frustrated you will become in your own home because she will fvck her ex the moment he shows up.

posting this nonsense on this thread reveals you are still a teenager that is yet to grow up and meet the hard facts and realities of life not wishes,illusions and dreams,good luck in finding a virgin to marry

lovediehatelive:
Why is it that when a girl wants to urinate, she squats and urinate.

But mostly, when they grow older and possibly become women, they stand to urinate

they wear pants and pads when young,when old no pants

Zeemam:
APC made a mistake by not voting for Osinbajo

the mistake they made was allowing the process to be bought by the highest bidder which is BAT that paid allegedly #35000 dollars to each candidates for their vote,is it proper?is it ethical?is this the way to go?PO walked away from the pdp because his principles clashed with bribing delegates to vote for him

Maximos7:
Simple. Stop over worrying. Can your anxieties move an object or change the weather ?

how possible is it to stop thinking and worrying in Nigeria now,the whole system is made to make people think from thinking about food,security kidnappers,house rent, electricity bills,school fees,etc

olisaEze:
"OBIdients are dangerous to our collective cause" - FFK

Pls what is the 'collective cause' of ur party, Oga?? Wide spread hunger and disunity in the nation??

collective cause is choo make I chop,PO is opening the eyes of Nigerians to hidden things happening in Nigeria,imagine almost 1 trillion naira worth of crude oil is stolen in July alone,Into the pockets of corrupt politicians, security chiefs etc

constant1960:
I just dey reason what this people take us for

do you still doubt that dinosaur fossils are fake?what about the giant crocodile fossil discovered in the Chad/Niger desert with other sea creatures fossil that proves that the Sahara desert was once a sea,what about the fossils of early men,the homo erectus,homo habilis,the neathertal man many discovered by Mr Leakey in Kenyan rift valley of Africa, science is based on hard evidence and pure facts that can be investigated throughly by different researchers, unfortunately religion on the other hand is based purely on myths,legends,fables and storys passed down from generation to generation through hundreds and thousands of years to be distorted and mangled beyond fantasy

Michelle70:
One of the few good things Tinubu did was to give us Osinbajo.

A man who is Loyal to the core, a man who knows the problem and always profer solutions.

We will miss u After 2023 Prof Osinbajo. You are indeed a great man.

While other politicians are doing Emilokan and disbursing lie lie statistics and trying to make their friends rich.

well I can agree with you on all points about osibanjo except his loyalty,despite the fact that I may disagree with the style of tinubus Monopoly of power in his axis but osibanjo cannot be loyal if he decided to compete and drag vote with his oga for the same position

Femiii:
don't allow him to ring anything . Since it not bringing out blue smoke continuously.

I think the oil is too light and he definitely may have worn rings,why not add oil treatment to the oil to increase the viscosity and see how it goes

Righteousness2:
Your Excellency, there is no peace anywhere in the world without the Prince of Peace , JESUS Christ.

Any so called Peace initiative without a Genuie Encounter with the PRINCE of Peace is like using basket to fetch water.
It is a waste of time.

I beg nothing concern Jesus for this one,this is a conflict between hausa farmers and Fulani herdsmen,the herdsmen are armed by their bedioun brothers in the Sahara desert with weapons from Libya while the hausa farmers have Dane guns and Cutlass,don't call Jesus pls

ChiefOloye:
Emeka and Uche will close their shops and park their yoghurt keke and be holding meetings with 200 other igbó settlers and a few locals (like the women in hijabs) who they mobilized with 2k to 5k, then call it political campaigns. ...Okoros will never learn.

you still refuse to see the handwriting on the wall due to hatred,did you see the obident rally in owerri?did PO or labour party organize such? NO!! ,Did they finance it,NO!!!.
These are the common masses contributing whatever they can,and helping in whichever way possible to help the party,this is unprecedented and a watershed in the history of politics in africa

princeade86:
Sowore don't know what is saying. So is obi supporters that want to lynch him.

I wonder my brother,the man is not even molested for not supporting PO,he is attacked for impersonation of a Christian bishop,which is an insult,imagine if emeka or Simon dress like an Iman or mullah with fake white breads carrying a Koran what do you think will happen to emeka if he is caught?

ImperialYoruba:
Obi is not fit to be council chairman in Lagos, he might be governor in backward Anambra.

can you win chairmanship of your estate or village meeting talkless of councilor,you are talking down on a self made billionaires,two times state governor and former chairman of two banks,such hatred.

BabaO2:
Your choice man.
Stop confusing yourself and people with party. Peter obi just decamped from pdp with same pdp ideology, he was nobody and nomatch in pdp, you have just been manipulated that peter obi is in labour party with LP ideology.
Enough of confusing yourself and people, Nigeria's presidency is a winner takes it all, Buhari's performance is his responsibility not APC or every member of APC, enough of campaign of calumny. peter obi my foot.

he decamped from pdp because the corrupt and highest bidder takes all politics in the party primaries is against his principles,he said he rather lose doing the right things than win doing the wrong thing,can you estimate how much the other 2 candidates paid delegates to win,30+ thousand dollars per delegate by 3000+ delegates,can you fathom such amount?how can they splash so much money just to serve us?are they truly there to serve the nation?is it not a business investment that requires profits?answer these questions in your conscience and you know who is a better candidate.

wallarwallar:
You are sick already baby and you will remain sick because you are sick up dere and wen d head is sick the whole body is useless

i have had a relationship with such type of girl,she cannot remove her bra unless you slap her,she will not remove her pant unless you beat her and tear the pant,she gets aroused by struggling and fighting with you,I got tired of wrestling and fighting with pieces and scraps of pant and bra littered over my place,I think the mental condition is sado masochisim,I think

tillaman:
She’s been through a lot
Most of these celebrities wish they don’t have the fame at some point in their lives
After the death of her husband Reno and her brother she has not been the same

which a lot has she been through,I lost my mother,father,only brother,father in-law, grandmother just in a space of 5 years,did I die?did I turn to a scracecrow? either she has a health condition or she is a drug addict.

EMXTAN1:
All these re results of bad leadership, that's why we have to vote wisely, leaders with vision

is this not the same ogun state that their govener followed thniubu to obasanjo place and e warriors are shouting he is the best governor

Konjiboii:
So just recently I came across an ex post on IG showcasing her marriage pictures and husband and I just felt bad for the dude, despicable things me and his woman did in the past I doubt she will ever go that length with him, the ways we fvcked and gallons of jizz she swallowed. Truly what you don't know can't kill you.
I wish them the best of luck.





















But mehnnnnnnn

do you think the one you will marry is safe,you may even end up marrying a woman with a knocked womb.

faithfull18:
No, there should be boundaries.

the lady is crushing on the man and it is the man that is still holding on to his self control and dignity,for me I cannot be just friends with a woman without sucking the breasts and manhandling the kpekus,what will I talk with a girl at midnight?she is mad,infact she is supposed to be punished with 24 strokes from a big gbola.

Nobleman80:
terrible you said? I'm inviting you to Enugu or owerri to see for yourself . It is quite unfortunate that most people from Southwest and Midwestern regions hardly travel out of thier enclave. The only people that can give proper analysis of every nook and crany in nigeria remains fulani and igbo

what you said is the simple Truth,I even saw a post referring that the igboman lives in mud and earthen houses that is hilarious,I remembered in 2004 I bought farm produce from a farm in ife and the company used their truck to deliver it to imo state,the driver a 30+ yr old man has not crossed the river Niger before and was shocked to see the type of houses people have in the village,mind you 95.5% of all igbomen by that age must have been either to Lagos,Kano,Abuja,ibadan, portharcort,kaduna ,calabar or abroad,an Igbo adage says that a rich man in his town thinks he is the wealthiest until he goes to another town.

Racoon:
FG: Why we can’t generate 5,000mw of power



https://www.thecable.ng/fg-why-we-cant-generate-5000mw-of-power/amp

this is complete f cking bullshit,fvckers are blaming gas now instead of taking responsibility,a country that had abundant gas,even flares gas is complaining about gas supply,how incompetent,what ineptitude,what by the holy beard of Moses is wrong with this people