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naptu2: I like Martins Oloja's question on corruption and the national assembly.

And Ia m not satisfied with GEJ on this

la furia: is just for 3 weeks, kini big deal. u will laugh about it after camp.

YEs Jare. It is all fun after

rhema4u: What is USA please...I typed it in google and I found "404 error".

lol
USA is where Oduduwa come from

This is what I will do
1. I will study her to know Is she brilliant,inteligent,Lousy,Shy,Rough,Dedicated Christian/Muslim. (All these will give me clue of how to approach her)Take for instance, If she is the shy type, it will be wrong for you to approch her in the mist of her riend or so (just a clue sha)

2.Since you said you are not in the same class, Try to meet her and introduce yourself e.g.I am john studying accounting. I am in so so year. Pause and see if she will respond buy giving you her own data. Dont wait too long if she is not coming up because that may give her chance to think of what to do to cut you off. If she gives you her brief data (name & Department+ class). You are ahead of her in the school. Then ask about how she is coping with the school work. Let her know she can go along way by doing certain things.(Give her clues even if those clues are what you think she knows already.)Try to know if she is having any issue at hand partaining to her school activities. Every thing in the first meeting should revolve around her school activities by giving her information that you think may be of help to her. THAT ENDS THE FRIST MEETING.

3. Try to meet her again next time but dont have a brief discussion with her about life/school or any interesting topic and move on. DOnt stay too long in the second meeting.(Though if you see her as a serious type o) If not you can catch fun unlimitedly with her and discuss less serious issues and you can also let her know your mission)

4. I will try to call her own phone to either to say hi or to ask for even a help that are not real just to talk to her on phone.

5. I will tell her politely and with all respect to her (if she is the serious type) and will let her know why I am doing that (only if she deserve that) I love the way you are serious with your study: You dont mix up with bad ones in your class etc and let her know those qualities you admire in her. Dont expect her to give you fine answer at the moment. if she gives good luck but if not. Still remain a close friend and do contantly tell her you desire. That means your relationship with her is of 2 types. Do the 2 simotaneously Normal friendship + intimacy thing.

OTHER THING THAT CAN HELP YOU SUCCEED.
Allways be confidient
You must show certtain element of seriousness in your education(if she is the serious type)
Try to be friendly with her
DO ALL THESE IN QUICK SUCCESSION all else some other smart guy we beat you to her

If not the serious type the steps can be reduced and you may not have to go far before you get to the end.

Try this and see if it works

Remember Dr.Farah Gray of America told something the only time I met him. Always Be Confidence = ABC

GOOD LUCK DUDE

The report getting to my reach now is that Erudite Jurist Kayode Esho is dead

What do they use to do the screen, Glass or rubber?

I am having problems in uploading my joomla website to my host. Below are the steps I took before getting the error.

STEPS.
1. I created a database with a Database name + Username+ password

2. I editted my configuration.php using username,database name and password

3. I exported the joomla files through phpmyadmin.

4. In my cpanel, I open phpmyadmin and inported the already expoted joomla.

THE RESULT
Error

SQL query:

--
-- Database: `precise_db`
--
CREATE DATABASE `Resume_db` DEFAULT CHARACTER SET utf8 COLLATE utf8_general_ci;

MySQL said: Documentation
#1044 - Access denied for user 'precise'@'localhost' to database 'resume_db'

rokiatu: I really can't remember. My parents almost never beat me. None that I can remember.

How then do they discipline you?

opeoluwa2: Congrats fashola.
You ve tried compared to most of your counterparts.But then effort should be made for development to be felt at the grassroot of lagos state.Most of the roads leading to our houses are in terrible state.especially Alimosho localgovt area,the roads are terrible and unbearable.
I wish I had the finance to repair those roads(crying).

Most of these roads you are talking about are surpose to be fixed by Local Government. Lagos state is really trying when it comes to roads repair that belong to them. Remember that there are Federal, state and Local Governent roads

greall1: 2015 is around the corner

So what will happen in 2015?

afam4eva: Why does the government always use that word "Endurance". Why didn't they find an alternative before banning okadas. It's always the masses that have to endure but the government never endures for even a single day.

If this is a Jamb exam, you will fail. Okada were restricted from certain roads not BAN!

sucess001: so cos LASG tells u they got 9000 roads...u sef believe? where the 9000 roads na? na inside dem office e dey

govt firmer ko...farmer ni...expect more citizen disobedience if u dont tink of the citizens before comin out weit a policy

if you disobey you will be purnished

MTN is upgrading their infrastructure. They want to use new and different equipment which are more sophiscated. They want to reduce the use of dissel and other expensise + including theft in some area. I am a bit frustrated sha but I which they finish it on time and let see what they have to offer. Untill then, they remain the second best to me

1. www.water.com
2. www.fire.com
3. www.telivision.com
4. www.radio.com
5. www.seun.com
6. www.tope.com
7. www.river.com
8. www.sky.com
9. www.yam.com
10. www.semo.com
I want to give you these 10 first. If you want more I will give you so that you can use for your survey

It is partial on the part of the mosquito. Corruption in Nigeria extends to them

yemjay: Thank for ur post. I av a cousin that has been treating uti (urinary tract infection) for some months now but to no positive results. Pls can ‎​U̶̲̥̅̊ kindly tell us d food or diet or exercise to do or take for the sickness to leave her. Or the best remedy ‎​U̶̲̥̅̊ av for her. Because she has suffered for so long. Thank u

Ok Do you want me to post it here or send it to you privately?

SELFWORTH: ... It's not biblical. As a Christian, I certainly would not recommend it.

I guess your bible is diffrent to mine What portion of the bible say so?

ochallo: please the correct question should be , would you marry a lady that proposes marriage to you?. i can't believe this is on front page and is grammatically wrong.

It is not all about gramma here. The most important thing is communication. We all understand what the poster means. If the gramma is ok but we are not getting the message that is not communication. I hope you know that!

Which of the tv stations airs it?

SELFWORTH: It's not the making of the mistake . It's the lack of humility in admitting so in the first place . Instead of correcting the post , you responded with insults. Anyway , check out your spelling in the above. The grammar is dodgy too. The lesson here is don't let your brain runaway before you think.

We are not competing for grammar here bro. Mr grammarian

greall1: 2015 around the corner,we need changing of power.

Ok Put the person you know you will be able to control. Mumu

Topeedo: AS FOR D CASE OF INCREASE IN ROBBERIES, NOW DAT THE GOVERMENT WANTS TO STOP OKADA, WONT THE RIDERS GO INTO THE ROBBERIES THE GOVERNMENT CLAIMS TO AVOID BY THIS MEASURE?

If they go into robberies, you will be the first to be robbed. Their attempt on mw will fail and they will be caught. They will call you as their lawyer and all what you will say to defend them will be "because they were stop from riding okada in expressway that is the reason why they rob. The judge will now say yes you have a good point. you are discharge and acquited. IDIOT

Super1759: give a rat a name and hang it, that is what our gov is good at. Obviously crime rate will be at increase geometrically

Then you can join them or advice your okada brother to engage in crime. Both of you will be caught in no time

[quote author=ndu_chucks]Why don't you ask LASG to provide you with the accurate number since you have more confidence in their numbers? I actually believe that my numbers are on the low side, don't be surprised if the authorities give you a higher number.[/quote]You are so negative! I HATE YOU

persistenc: Mtcheww and dana air wiped out hw many in day ? Silly excuse to deprive of their livelyhood Expect increase in of forms of robbery even in broad daylight.Fingers crossed

You are myopia!. You can see more than today

gruppom: Why are there so many hateful people here? Even towards kids,some Nigerians can be so callous and hateful. I wish her a happy birthday filled with love from her family. They have come a long way and are still together

Thank you jare

haywhy80: He's not dead but confirmed unconscious in an undisclosed hospital in Adamawa State.

This is updated report about the incident.

The crash happened at the airport which is the reason why he is not dead. The altitude of the plane was low. Otherwise, na auptosy den for do because den recognise the bodies

keyremotes: Who told you that Sissy?
I was born a stammerer I have been able to overcome it.


All you need do is take charge of your nerves and don't allow people to rush you when speaking.
You have to really calm down and relax.

You'll find out that with time you are in control.

I overcame mine in 1995 and guess what?
I even preach in Church.

My Mentor was born a stammerer. Chronic one! but he overcome it by using this same method. You can never beleve he once stammered

[center]Asthma[/center]
Asthma is an ancient Greek word meaning " panting or short- drawn breath." It is the most
troublesome of the respiratory diseases. The asthma patient gets frequent attacks of
breathlessness in between which he is completely normal.

[center]Symptoms[/center]
Patients suffering from asthma appear to be gasping for breath. Actually, they have more trouble
exhaling than inhaling because the air passages of the small bronchi become clogged and
constricted with mucus, thus making it difficult for the patient to breathe out. All asthmatics have
more difficulty at night, especially during sleep.
The onset of asthma is either gradual or abrupt. Sudden onsets are often preceded by a spell of
coughing which may be associated with itching of the chin, the back of the neck or chest. When
the onset is gradual, the attack is usually brought on by respiratory infection. A severe attack
causes an increase in heartbeat and respiratory rates and the patient feels restless and fatigued.
There may be coughing, tightness inthe chest, profuse sweating and vomiting. There may also
be abdominal pain, especially if coughing is severe. Foggy weather aggravates the symptoms.
An asthmatic attack begins when the bronchial tubes in the lungs become constricted. The tubes
having become narrow, the inhaled air becomes trapped in the tiny air sacs at the end of the
tubes, making the release of breath difficult. The wheezing sound identified with asthma is
produced by the air being pushed through the narrowed bronchi.

[center]Causes[/center]
Mainly bronchial in its symptoms, asthma is caused by a variety of factors. For many it is an
allergic condition resulting from the reaction of the system to the weather, food, drugs, perfumes
and other irritants which vary with different individuals. Allergies to dust are the most common.
Some persons are sensitive to the various forms of dust like cotton dust, wheat dust and paper
dust, some pollens, animal hair, fungi and insects, especially cockroaches. Foods which
generally cause allergic reactions are wheat, eggs, milk, chocolates, beans, potato, pork and
beef.
For others, asthma may result from the abnormal body chemistry involving the system’s
enzymes or a defect in muscular action within the lungs. Quite often, however, asthma is
precipitated by a combination of allergic and non- allergic factors including emotional tension, air
pollution, infections and hereditary factors. It has been estimated that when both parents have
asthma or hay fever, in 75 to 100 per cent cases, the offspring also has allergic reactions.

[center]Treatment[/center]
Modern medical system has not been able to find a cure for this crippling disease. Drugs and
vaccines have only limited value in alleviating symptoms. Most of these are habit forming and
the dose has to be increased from time to time to give the same amount of relief. The frequent
introduction of drugs in the system, while giving only temporary relief, tends to make asthma
chronic and incurable. Allergy - which is the immediate cause of asthma - itself is an indication of
lowered resistance and internal disharmony caused by faulty eating and bad habits. This is the
root cause and the real cure lies in a return to nature.
The natural way to treat asthma consists of stimulating the functioning of slack excretory organs,
adopting appropriate diet patterns to eliminate morbid matter and reconstruct the body, and
practicing yogasanas, yogic kriyas and pranayamas to permit proper assimilation of food and to
strengthen the lungs, digestive system and circulatory organs.
The patient should be given an enema to clean the colon and prevent auto-intoxication.
Mud-packs applied to the abdomen will relieve the fermentation caused by undigested food and
will promote intestinal peristalsis. Wet packs should be applied to the chest to relieve the
Asthma

congestion of the lungs and strengthen them. The patient should be made to perspire through
steam bath, hot foot bath, hot hip bath and sun bath.
This will stimulate the skin and relieve congested lungs.
The patient should fast for a few days on lemon juice with honey and thereafter resort to a fruit
juice diet to nourish the system and eliminate the toxins. Gradually, solid foods can be included.
The patient should, however, avoid the common dietic errors. Ideally, his diet should contain a
limited quantity of carbohydrates, fats and proteins which are acid-forming foods, and a liberal
quantity of alkaline foods consisting of fresh fruits, green vegetables and germinated gram.
Foods which tend to produce phelgm such as rice, sugar, lentils and curds as also fried and
other difficult- to- digest foods should be avoided. Breakfast may consist of prunes, orange or
berries or a few black raisins with honey. Lunch and dinner should consist of a salad of raw
vegetables such as cucumber, lettuce, tomato, carrot and beets, one or two lightly cooked green
vegetables and wheat bread. The last meal should preferably be taken before sunset or at least
two hours before going to bed.
Asthamtics should always eat less than their capacity. They should eat slowly, chewing their
food properly. They should drink eight to 10 glasses of water a day, but should avoid taking
water or any liquid with meals. Spices, chillies and pickles, too much tea and coffee should also
be avoided.
Asthma, particularly when the attack is severe, tends to destroy the appetite. IN such cases, do
not force the patient to eat. He should be kept on fast till the attack is over. He should, however,
take a cup of warm water every two hours. An enema taken at that time will be very beneficial.
Honey is considered highly beneficial in the treatment of asthma. It is said that if a jug of honey
is held under the nose of an asthma patient and he inhales the air that comes into contact with
the honey, he starts breathing easier and deeper. The effect lasts for about an hour or so. This is
because honey contains a mixture of ‘higher’ alcohols and ethereal oils and the vapors given off
by them are soothing and beneficial to the asthma patient. Honey usually brings relief whether
the air flowing over it is inhaled or whether it is eaten or taken either in milk or water. It thins out
accumulated mucous and helps its elimination from the respiratory passages. It also tones up
the pulmonary parenchyma and thereby prevents the production of mucous in future. Some
authorities recommend one year old honey for respiratory disease.
Another effective remedy for asthma is garlic. The patient should be given daily garlic cloves
boiled in thirty gms of milk as a cure for early stage of asthma. Steaming ginger tea with minced
garlic cloves in it, can also help to keep the problem under control and should be taken both in
the morning and evening. Turmeric is also regarded as an effective remedy for bronchial
asthma. The patient should be given a teaspoonful of turmeric powder with a glass of milk two or
three times daily. It acts best when taken on an empty stomach.
During the attack, mustard oil mixed with little camphor should be massaged over the back of
the chest. This will loosen up phelgm and ease breathing. The patient should also inhale steam
from the boiling water with caraway seeds, known as ajwain in the vernacular. It will dilate the
bronchial passage.
The patient should also follow the other laws of nature. Air sun and water are great healing
agents. Regular fasting once a week, an occasional enema, breathing exercises, fresh air, dry
climate, light exercises and a correct posture go a long way in treating the disease.
The patient should perform yogic kriyas such as jalneti, vamandhouti and yogic asanas such as
ekpaduttanasana, yogamudra, sarvangasana, padmasana, bhujangasana, dhanurasana,
vakrasana, ardh-matsyendrasan, shalabhasan, paschimottanasana and shavasana.
Pranayamas like kapalbhati, anuloma-viloma, ujjayi, surbyabhedana and bhramari are also
highly beneficial.
The patient should avoid dusty places, exposure to cold, foods to which he is sensitive, mental
worries and tensions. Asthmatic should be made to feel that they are not sick, and with slight
adjustments, can live a full life.

kaytytty: pls am interested i ve staph aureus for almost eight years now and ve taken all kinds of medication,ve also being duped several times pls post post ur email and ur phone numb thanks

drop your contact preferably your e-mail. I will send the the solution to your mail. PURE NATURE CURE (DIET + FRUIT + EXERCISE) It is absolutelt free

I WILL ALSO WANT YOU TO LET ME KNOW THE FILLINGS YOU HAVE (how you manage to know that you are having Staph and the symptomps in your body)

[center]Asthma[/center]

Asthma is an ancient Greek word meaning " panting or short- drawn breath." It is the most
troublesome of the respiratory diseases. The asthma patient gets frequent attacks of
breathlessness in between which he is completely normal.


[center]Symptoms[/center]

Patients suffering from asthma appear to be gasping for breath. Actually, they have more trouble
exhaling than inhaling because the air passages of the small bronchi become clogged and
constricted with mucus, thus making it difficult for the patient to breathe out. All asthmatics have
more difficulty at night, especially during sleep.
The onset of asthma is either gradual or abrupt. Sudden onsets are often preceded by a spell of
coughing which may be associated with itching of the chin, the back of the neck or chest. When
the onset is gradual, the attack is usually brought on by respiratory infection. A severe attack
causes an increase in heartbeat and respiratory rates and the patient feels restless and fatigued.
There may be coughing, tightness inthe chest, profuse sweating and vomiting. There may also
be abdominal pain, especially if coughing is severe. Foggy weather aggravates the symptoms.
An asthmatic attack begins when the bronchial tubes in the lungs become constricted. The tubes
having become narrow, the inhaled air becomes trapped in the tiny air sacs at the end of the
tubes, making the release of breath difficult. The wheezing sound identified with asthma is
produced by the air being pushed through the narrowed bronchi.


[center]Causes[/center]
Mainly bronchial in its symptoms, asthma is caused by a variety of factors. For many it is an
allergic condition resulting from the reaction of the system to the weather, food, drugs, perfumes
and other irritants which vary with different individuals. Allergies to dust are the most common.
Some persons are sensitive to the various forms of dust like cotton dust, wheat dust and paper
dust, some pollens, animal hair, fungi and insects, especially cockroaches. Foods which
generally cause allergic reactions are wheat, eggs, milk, chocolates, beans, potato, pork and
beef.
For others, asthma may result from the abnormal body chemistry involving the system’s
enzymes or a defect in muscular action within the lungs. Quite often, however, asthma is
precipitated by a combination of allergic and non- allergic factors including emotional tension, air
pollution, infections and hereditary factors. It has been estimated that when both parents have
asthma or hay fever, in 75 to 100 per cent cases, the offspring also has allergic reactions.

[center]Treatment[/center]
Modern medical system has not been able to find a cure for this crippling disease. Drugs and
vaccines have only limited value in alleviating symptoms. Most of these are habit forming and
the dose has to be increased from time to time to give the same amount of relief. The frequent
introduction of drugs in the system, while giving only temporary relief, tends to make asthma
chronic and incurable. Allergy - which is the immediate cause of asthma - itself is an indication of
lowered resistance and internal disharmony caused by faulty eating and bad habits. This is the
root cause and the real cure lies in a return to nature.
The natural way to treat asthma consists of stimulating the functioning of slack excretory organs,
adopting appropriate diet patterns to eliminate morbid matter and reconstruct the body, and
practicing yogasanas, yogic kriyas and pranayamas to permit proper assimilation of food and to
strengthen the lungs, digestive system and circulatory organs.
The patient should be given an enema to clean the colon and prevent auto-intoxication.
Mud-packs applied to the abdomen will relieve the fermentation caused by undigested food and
will promote intestinal peristalsis. Wet packs should be applied to the chest to relieve the
Asthma
congestion of the lungs and strengthen them. The patient should be made to perspire through
steam bath, hot foot bath, hot hip bath and sun bath.
This will stimulate the skin and relieve congested lungs.
The patient should fast for a few days on lemon juice with honey and thereafter resort to a fruit
juice diet to nourish the system and eliminate the toxins. Gradually, solid foods can be included.
The patient should, however, avoid the common dietic errors. Ideally, his diet should contain a
limited quantity of carbohydrates, fats and proteins which are acid-forming foods, and a liberal
quantity of alkaline foods consisting of fresh fruits, green vegetables and germinated gram.
Foods which tend to produce phelgm such as rice, sugar, lentils and curds as also fried and
other difficult- to- digest foods should be avoided. Breakfast may consist of prunes, orange or
berries or a few black raisins with honey. Lunch and dinner should consist of a salad of raw
vegetables such as cucumber, lettuce, tomato, carrot and beets, one or two lightly cooked green
vegetables and wheat bread. The last meal should preferably be taken before sunset or at least
two hours before going to bed.
Asthamtics should always eat less than their capacity. They should eat slowly, chewing their
food properly. They should drink eight to 10 glasses of water a day, but should avoid taking
water or any liquid with meals. Spices, chillies and pickles, too much tea and coffee should also
be avoided.
Asthma, particularly when the attack is severe, tends to destroy the appetite. IN such cases, do
not force the patient to eat. He should be kept on fast till the attack is over. He should, however,
take a cup of warm water every two hours. An enema taken at that time will be very beneficial.
Honey is considered highly beneficial in the treatment of asthma. It is said that if a jug of honey
is held under the nose of an asthma patient and he inhales the air that comes into contact with
the honey, he starts breathing easier and deeper. The effect lasts for about an hour or so. This is
because honey contains a mixture of ‘higher’ alcohols and ethereal oils and the vapors given off
by them are soothing and beneficial to the asthma patient. Honey usually brings relief whether
the air flowing over it is inhaled or whether it is eaten or taken either in milk or water. It thins out
accumulated mucous and helps its elimination from the respiratory passages. It also tones up
the pulmonary parenchyma and thereby prevents the production of mucous in future. Some
authorities recommend one year old honey for respiratory disease.
Another effective remedy for asthma is garlic. The patient should be given daily garlic cloves
boiled in thirty gms of milk as a cure for early stage of asthma. Steaming ginger tea with minced
garlic cloves in it, can also help to keep the problem under control and should be taken both in
the morning and evening. Turmeric is also regarded as an effective remedy for bronchial
asthma. The patient should be given a teaspoonful of turmeric powder with a glass of milk two or
three times daily. It acts best when taken on an empty stomach.
During the attack, mustard oil mixed with little camphor should be massaged over the back of
the chest. This will loosen up phelgm and ease breathing. The patient should also inhale steam
from the boiling water with caraway seeds, known as ajwain in the vernacular. It will dilate the
bronchial passage.
The patient should also follow the other laws of nature. Air sun and water are great healing
agents. Regular fasting once a week, an occasional enema, breathing exercises, fresh air, dry
climate, light exercises and a correct posture go a long way in treating the disease.
The patient should perform yogic kriyas such as jalneti, vamandhouti and yogic asanas such as
ekpaduttanasana, yogamudra, sarvangasana, padmasana, bhujangasana, dhanurasana,
vakrasana, ardh-matsyendrasan, shalabhasan, paschimottanasana and shavasana.
Pranayamas like kapalbhati, anuloma-viloma, ujjayi, surbyabhedana and bhramari are also
highly beneficial.
The patient should avoid dusty places, exposure to cold, foods to which he is sensitive, mental
worries and tensions. Asthmatic should be made to feel that they are not sick, and with slight
adjustments, can live a full life.