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prettythicksme:
including u so far u are a guy!

how u so sure about me? Bae,trust me,if your wide down there,I won't let u go...

prettythicksme:
yes very very real!!ladies with wide pussy use the cream cos they know guys wont enjoy sex with them#ladies been deceiving guys since 1806#guys don suffer

guys won't enjoy sex with them...me no dey among sha...

Will comment when I hear the results
*walks out of thread to buy bread*

See my joystick and see joy...holla if u need joy anyway!

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Waskolo:
Hello my name David am 24 years of age. l loose interest towards girls when the girl love most broke my heart, I don't have any urge of asking a girl out, though when I see beautiful girls I admire them. About a year ago when my girlfriend dumped me I started satisfying myself through masturbation. I masturbate twice daily and its makes me feel good. but the question is, is masturbating going to affect me in the nearest future, will I ever feel anything for a woman. I just want to know if its killing me emotionally, because am addicted to self-service.
Matured Minds Please

Op relax..u'd be fine..Just take a bold step and find a better girl for yourself...trust me! your self service would subside or probably be gotten over..tho your strong determination and self discipline matter a lot because your girl won't always be there to service you.And for the emotional killing,forget it!..there would be no thing of such when your new girl starts licking your lollipop.

prettythicksme:
op self servce isnt bad compare to how pple describe it,just that too much of everything is bad#u can self servics while ur wife/gf watch u self**no biggie

u shall knw them from their experience

Lai lai...especially that my Olamide friend...na badoo...I no trust am atal...

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A friend of mine got that message.In his voice:Imagine one getting a text for interview without applying for any position, and you going there only to end up having feelings of time and money waste.The text was even sent on sunday like they run church programs.In fact,this so called IGNITLYTE whatever are just a bunch of dunces,especially the female clown that first briefed us.That lady was a clown indeed. She has this lousy nature ranging from her make-up to what was coming out her mouth. In fact,a parrot couldn't have done better.Even good english,she couldn't speak,and funny enough,after her sheepish talks, another clown came in telling us stories as to why wizkid is richer than Wole Soyinka...Imagine!
Morale:Experience is not always the best teacher,sometimes,Nairaland can do just fine in teaching you. Life is too short to experience it all!

mzteemarh:
I cant drop my contact here.

where would u?...or betterstill,use this asunmogejoolayinka@yahoo.com

Here in my hood,we don't have virgins!...in fact we marry pornstars

mzteemarh:
yeah of course im here

yea..i forgot to finish my discussion with u the other time...drop ur contact so we talk berra

mzteemarh:
it is really disturbing seeing homosexuality content being displayed in almost every movies you watch.even some comedy movies has at least one gay or two gays scenes.
it is just as if they are trying to promote homosexuality in every way possible even when it makes no sense.

hey u are here

mzteemarh:
lol clothes freak but in moderation

ladies and fashion...well,can u afford to wear couture?...PM ur contact so I can talk to u better.

mzteemarh:
it is priceless you can't buy

Fine..u knw what?.. I don't hate baes like u..u just showed u not a money freak...but wait,what freak are u? so I can act accordingly...#wink

Fine..u knw what?.. I don't hate baes like u..u just showed u not a money freak...but wait,what freak are u? so I can act accordingly...#wink

Kini bigdeal?...na multipurpose?

mzteemarh:
monster

Bae aw much is ur smile?...got to buy it!

Bae aw much is ur smile?...got to buy it!

Jezyfreezman:
babe, U 2 fyn
Tell me whats ur name and tell me whats ur number

how u take knw say she fine...ha DP no clear na...

Sexydevil:
Please house I need help drafting my cover letter. I'm a civil engineer with little or no experience . I nid a sample in order for me to have an idea of what it entails. please here's ma mail ehizusifoh@gmail.com.
P.S: I have written a lot of letters, but each time I apply I end up not receiving any reply. Dunno Wats happening.
please I jst wanna know wat I'm doing wrong. Thanks.

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Falila ketan dey always mushe ya ni...why dis one different?

buygala:
of course.... For the same reason why some women carry pepper-sprays in their bags..... Protection is paramount

Better a condom in the bag than an std or aborted baby


and as for those who think that only prostitutes carry condoms in their bags....

Does the fact that one goes out with extra money money in his wallet mean that he intends to spend it all? In life, contingencies always arise... She might get cozy at any time and place with her boo in situations where neither she nor the dude can have ready access to condoms .... In that situation, the spare condoms in her bag will save the day.... Most pregnancies happen as a result of impromptu and unplanned sex, which in my opinion, is still the best kind of sex.... Sex in the bathroom of an eatery, in the car during a night outing, Sex in the church restroom during a night vigil , etc..... Such a beautiful situation should definitely not be ruined by the absence of condoms...

Summary is....Personally, since I, as a dude, can't carry condoms around in my wallet due from the possibility of friction damaging it, my girlfriend always has spare condoms in a safe compartment in all her handbags, so that at any time or place when we need to fucck, there is always a condom at hand. ..

naso ona konji serios reach...fucking everywhr like pornstars...try dey control am sha cos konji is no respecter of place..#wink

candygosh:
Lol that day u just need to see the expressions and he was like. It's not bad 4 an ekuru tho!

My moi moi has always been a disaster. Only once it came out fine.
When I was still in school, I peeled d beans n left and went to grind it. The mom was so busy n the dude did the grinding instead. When I got home the beans was so poor I could still see bean fragments in it. And the moi moi came out looking rough.
My roommate couldn't laugh. We just managed it cos of the tuna fish that was in it.
The shame was so much that day when the guys from d other room was laughing. One of the guys who was our close pal came and we offered it to him. He was about taking it out to eat in d room when we both shouted " tayo, abeg chop am 4 here" he just kept laughing but still ate it and said it was good. You know guys will eat anything.

eat anything ke..he just didn't want u to feel rejected with ur "beans and moi-moi"....

banjicom:
No be Crocodile be Dis!!!

if after a short quarrel my boyfriend present me dis kind of car as a gift, then I Know he definitely want me died!

befor d car go come sef,u go don kill ursef wit dis ur grammar...#wink

Na tamarind bdis na...here in my country,we call it 'no dey taya me'...u can lick a forest of it..

Petty thieves get lynched...big thieves get celebrated...#Nigeria and thieves sha...

Zara09:
For so many silly questions, like
Have you eaten? What did you? Did you pray for me?

did u pray for me ke...are u a pastor?...

gracile:
cos trying to pay attention to every dick & harry dt comes our way will wear us out, believe me some dudes are better ignored!

idonblivu...u rather enjoy it than get worn out...unless u got a stalker who wears u out.

Blackett:
[color=#200000]Go to a court and register your marriage.

Fvck the church, fvck the pastor. [/color]

and fvck your wife...she's urs already.

See jumper top..them com b like wayray

Baddest nigga ever liveth...badolee omo iko...#HBD YBNL boss...#longlive