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sinaj:
i wil come after u av bought capri sonne nd sausage roll for me

y capri sonne nd sausage?...are u a children?...BTW,checked up ur personal text only to find out I can help with four and leave the rest to christ

Diamondamsel:
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It is jst a simple calculation ''menstral cycle'......or jst simply d ovulation date, nt a big deal

when God wants to deal with some1,even doctors can't stop Him...once again op,e go shock u...

Diamondamsel:
Dnt be scared, she cant bcom pregnant, coz according to u, it is six days after her menses, so, d female reproductive system will stiil be in proliferative state. I.e, there wll b release of ova. It wl b after sometin like 14 days b4 dia is release of egg. Anyway, nxt tym b careful!!!

hmm...smalldoctor...op,e go shock u

You only took the advantage of that poor girl...olohun,u be wayray boi...

Tashaamania:
See what you are saying! Especially the boldedd, you must think every girl has lost her sanity..
money money money!
Everything isnt about money, a girl can date a rich dude and wont be happy in that relationship.

I once had something to do with a guy who was well to do, in a manner of speaking, rich. And what did he do? It got to an extent he started making everything seem like I didnt have an option just because he was rich, I wasnt happy with the relationship no matter how hard I tried to even though I tried to manage it just because of the money, but I still couldnt. I just had to call it quits inorder to get my inner peace and happiness..

All am trying to project is, you were wrong where you said all girls need just money to stay put. Its far more than just money. If you with someone who doesnt make you happy, then forget it. Stop making girls look so cheap, you lots are fond of it on this site and it is becoming irritating!

don't mind dat wayray boi...so ur telling us u tried so hard to let go of him just because he was loaded?...and u think ur not regretting ur inner peace and happiness?...

prettythicksme:
It has happen to me,hmmmm i met this dude on fb but he never gree to show me his full pics.we fixed a weekened to meet and to my surprise i couldnt belive what i saw!! the guy is a cripple that u hardly see say he get legs self.The guy rich dieee and very handsome but i cant date him cos no feelings.I change my number cos i cant just continue hearing that voice!!!

so money sef get boundary not even to compensate for his disability...#teamNoFeelingsFuckMoney
In another opinion: koni dafun feelings when u meet a crippled Dangote...leyin ko ti love e be...

ronald4ever:
It could just be a polite question just to make a conversation. Or it was asked out of pure curiousity with nothing behind it. Perhaps it was to get a personal piece of information from you because she might be interested in the answer which may also mean they like you and wanted to make sure you were single and available for dating.

But don't give it any meaning yet for you could be wrong. Just consider it a random question.

you so nailed it...ori e wan be

dryakson:
Let me talk from my experience of this e-book.
After hearing a lots about this "bang Rules" I decided to purchase it and I did.
I must say it, the book is the "bomb" the tricks work like charm I swear. I applied some of the trick to some top beautiful girls in my campus I can't believe it uptil now... I argued with my friend that with the trick in this e-book I can woo any girl .. He showed me very beautiful damsel to approach.. I proved him wrong... She calls me almost everyday...
Let me give you how I approached her with the help of the e-book.
Me: sighted her
Beb:walking to the hostel
Me:...... Approached her,..... Hi u remain me of my grandmother.... I kept quit with a smile on my face.
Beb:she looked at me with a surprise face ....... I lowered her defence here.... Then she finally speaks. "smile, in what way"?
Me: You walks like her, very confident and composed .... I smiled
Beb:.. Rolling with laughter... And said" your grandmum is old I think... Stil laughing
Me: Yeah but she is more beautiful and stronger than you.. Smiled.
Beb:. Am I not beautiful and strong?
Me: I will tell u when I discovered you are beautiful and strong..... . But that's not what brought me here.
Beb: OK what brings you here
Me: u seem smart, I will like to hear your opinion on something that only smart girl can answer..
Beb: more relax... "am all ears"
Me: I have a friend who broke with his girlfriend few days ago... She left him for someone more richer than him.... He was ranting that all girls are after money than true love.. Pls what can you say about this.. I want to give him answer from a smart girl point of view.
Beb:...... She stared ranting how true love is better than money with examples....... Non stop
Me.... Stopped her..... "I have to go now.. I wil love to continue this discussion someday..... Here give me ur number.".. Pointing my phone to her .. She gave me the number while I zoomed off.

She first call me self... I didn't pick it and I didn't call back till the next day .... My friend was shocked to his bone marrow..
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One thing I learnt about this book is 'confidence' ..... My confidence has increased by 80% I swear. . ... I never impress girls..
I summoned courage to tell a girl that was doing me shakara that am not attracted to her in anyway..... That I have friendzoon her... Oboi that girl in on my neck now....... Am even afraid of using those trick.......
The tricks are charm Aswea

testimonier wey no get testimonial...cool testimony anyways but try get a testimonial in a sec skul...ur grammar got me headache at some point...#wink

Why will I date john cena...am I mad?

Don't propose!...just keep the courtship alive...someday she would ask where the relationship is going...then u can propose,and by that,u won't need to kneel down for anything...
Smh...Koni dafun american culture....

Ur next boss may ask u wash her panties...who knws?...so go back to ur ex and be a good bag carrier...

sprinkles14:
As I write you this letter, I'm not happy and not fulfilled. I'm getting married in less than one month to my boyfriend of 4years, but I must confess that nothing and I mean absolutely nothing interest and excites me about this guy. I don't feel complete with this guy at all..
I've been turning deaf ears to this inner voice but I kept pretending and forcing it on myself hoping I will get along sooner or later.
I must confess, this guy is a complete gentle man with a good paying job, full of ideas, loving and caring and everything about me is his priority. He's loved by all my family members and everybody around me. Calling of the wedding ceremony will be an outrageous thing to do because of the embarrassment to our families, friends and the guy in particular.
Have made a conclusion within me...after getting married, I will convince my the guy to allow me travel out of the country, maybe if I'm away, I can start a new life out of Nigeria chore and if this doesn't work, I will either file for a divorce after one year or cheat on my husband to make me happy.
Please a very constructive critics and advice will be highly appreciated.
Thank you.

unfulfilled bride to be.

so your planning to divorce me after marriage?...c'mon why?..afterall I was the same guy u were dying for sometimes back...so temme what was killing u so I restore them...

achemedez:
Lol...shoro niyen?

o yami lenu...my 2cent: just go in and sit down...u don't have to greet them...even if they greet,don't answer...curse me later!

Blackett:
[color=#150000]I have no problems with her at all.

She calls me all the time, doesn't get jealous, is always smiling even when I offend her, doesn't call to ask me why I haven't called her since morning, doesn't ask for money, doesn't fvcking get angry, I hate drama and she avoids drama like a plague, doesn't come to my house uninvited, I use other girls as dp and wallpaper, she doesn't ask any thing about them.

We were also driving the other day, and she was sitting in front, beside me and I saw one of my numerous female friends and stopped to pick her, my girlfriend went to the back seat all smiling. . . I look at various yanshes while with her, she catches me and chuckles. And then when I'm not looking and she sights a fine yansh girl, she nudges me to show me the yansh. . .

Phew. What a girl. [/color]

and that one is ur girl...or sidechick?....even side chick dey get ego

Dimples192:
Telling a guy on phone, or text messages statements like 'I'm feeling hor.ny'



@op help me understand what you mean here?

there is nothing u can't understand in the statement...even just flirting friends say such...in fact, some can pat one's j.stick on the outside just to get the guy laid....then u see them twerking on u...and we are 'just friends'....
Olohun,koni dafun boyfriending and girlfriending, leyin kati ma la ra wa...

I never wrote a resignation letter...still in the industreet...

You don't wana try that with oloshos in my area...trust me,na mortuary!...koni dafun NANP ati buhari... naso u go dey hear...

You don't wana try that with oloshos in my area...trust me,na mortuary!

Koni dafun PDP...

72...Just because I support the lucky man,Buhari who's 72yrs old...

Let the Boko haram and chibok girls vote na... are they not citizens?

Here in iya sulia's shop,her bra size goes for 100 naira.

Who's leading in kenya?...ooops!...I can only think of election results right now...

ivyT:
U go swim comot

swim ke...na river?

Why olosho when your loaded?...just about any girl would do the talking...yours is to bleep...just get some money and you don't have to woo again!

habeebcole:
is true or false

@op,too much of rokiatu on this thread..who's she?...Is she the one wearing the bikini?

@op,too much of rokiatu on this thread..who's she?...Is she the one wearing the bikini?

ivyT:
Come check am na
Ewu beribe

check wetin?...if I go fall inside the well nko?

ivyT:
Y not

with what am seeing here,I doubt the intactness...am I a boy?

ivyT:
Y not?
Oya where u pack ur range rover

his range rover is intact....hope ur v is intact too?

Me: Lil kesh, aw far?...kesh: olareed kilon sele?...Me: skibo,kosi were...u sabi one naijasinglegirl wey dey NL?...kesh: wetin do am?...Me: she lose her job onto say her fone go dey play shoki for interview...kesh: gbese re o!...Me: and u knw say dis girl sabi write..aw u go take compensate am?...kesh: na true sha! Well,make I go reason her matter with badoo first..atleast make she dey write song for us...

Get your offer letter as the secretary to the ybnl nation soon...