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dsauce:
Hi pals, I purposely opened a new acct for this cos of d sensitivity. Please i need ur candid advice on this issue.

A cousin of mine got a crate of soft drinks and found out dat one of d 7up has a very big COCKROACH corked inside.

He showed it to a Pepsi distributing van, he was begged to give dem the bottle and give him about four crates in return.

A thought came to my mind and i told him "Man we are educated individuals, we can get a substantial amount of money from dis company if we follow d right procedure.

Maybe by threatening to sue them to court for improper Good house keeping (GHK) during production and total disregard for consumer health safety by getting d services of a lawyer who will first write them of d situation or report to NAFDAC (last option though cos dis means making money for corrupt politicians to steal ,cos we know NAFDAC can't fine them for nothing less than several millions of naira).

As anyone ever done dis n got good money from this companies or gat advices to give.

NOTE:: pls don't castigate us, since d govt cant help us,we av to utilize d slightest opportunity to hit big time.

Some NLanders will only end u up in jail with their poor pieces...u don hear say vigilante catch terrorist(like BokoHaram) before?...abeg no jus try am...it may even shock u seeing ur lawyer speak for 7up...

EggovinMma:
Money don finish.

go and pick ur man's money and pay me...

EggovinMma:
Lmao. It's been over since 3 yrs now.

now that its over,pay back my money befor I file a law suit against u..

EggovinMma:
But my best was a dinner planned date With the most wonderful man in my life.He complains that I dont love him, na so so money money money.So that val day, I called him at night to meet me up at Lagoon restaurant. He came, looked at me then sat down with a smile et al.He was lighted. The dinner came to an end and I paid and he was like " woo ooooo, my angel"

Back home, I asked him to stop the car at Radisson Blu, he just packed came down and was watching me as I took his hand.I already booked a room that afternoon, I wanted to fuccck my man and I did! .







The next day, I opened my handbag to see some cash.He replaced the cash I spent












Truth is,The money I spent was part of the , one he forgot in his drawer 3 months before he travelled for hols. .As e no ask for am, I pocket the money. All joIn.



*hope he is not here o*

I am here o...so u picked that money and u didn't temme about it?...so u are like dis...it's over!

These are great topics we want on FP...and not the "have you ever drunk garri" ones...mods at times sef...BTW,thumbs up OP..ur good mehn!

emblexxx:
Everything has a beginning, ladies should learn from this,
Some ladies just want that Aristo guy to come already rich,
Not knowing how he got his doe, though e gud sometimes shaa, but remember that lady that was there for him in the first place b4 he boomed will always be there. Mark my words

befor nko...she for leave am after money don come ni

Cheating is no respecter of any style...in fact the porn stars are the best of cheats...Ur wife may be the porn star,mide martins,but if u find urself in the middle of another porn star trying to spice up ur sex life,u would only be reminded about ur wife and nothing more...it won't ever resist u!...Also,come to think of it,can all these guys good at eating their wives up,banging behind,spicing up the whole experience like they are paid for it, be holy?...ion think so!...they are either cheats or potential cheats!

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Babymama1:
I know there are females who deliberately date married men,I am not talking about those.this is specifically for girls who inadvertently fall for the lying tongues of men already in relationships and string along a girl who falls in love only to have her heart shattered that she had been dealing with a man who was just after having her as a side chic.This is not just for people who are mistresses without knowing it but many of the points can be applicable to wives whose husbands have mistresses.The saying goes that a criminal has to be lucky all the tile and the police just needs to be lucky one time to apprehend him is so trueThere are tell tale signs cheaters and deceives in relationships drop along the way
These are a few



His stories don't add up
A lie usually cannot stand except by the support of many other lies so if a man is telling conflicting stories about his relationship or former wife,there is a chance he is hiding something.Most people cannot remember the lies they told previously in the exact way they told it so when you pick up inconsistencies.you should be be on the alert

Phone goes off while with him and he rushes out to take the calls
This is a big one
I had a friend whose husband would do this.He will jump out of bed and run off to answer phone calls,always speaking in very low tones and switches to yes and no and e he when she comes close,be warned. If he shuts off a ringing phone and starts texting continually afterwards.That is a sign not to be missed.he is telling lying to you or his wife about his location and probably apologizing for his absence. The frequency of the occurrences ought to set off a light bulb in your head.

You hardly ever get him when you call he does most of the calling
Another good sign.There are certain times of the day,most people you know are home and relaxing at home.If you cannot get the man to answer his phone at those times or he prefers to text only,you should wonder why that is the case.There could be another woman and he is having his family time.

He never takes you to his house
IMHO this is perhaps the most important sign.You don't know his house,he discourages you and gives reasons you cannot visit.He prefers to come to your place or see you anywhere buy his house,there is a woman there.No ifs or buts.If you doubt mega unannounced and see if he won't deny knowing who you are.

He calls only at specific times
Similar to the third point but not the same
If he only calls during work hours or at certain specific times,he may be married.those are his only freetimes

Conversations end abruptly
Of course it will.Once in a while his woman may walk in and he has to leave and tell you there was a bad network.The bad network was mama bomboi

He insists on avoiding certain locations or avoids public appearances with you entirely
Of course he doesn't want to take you to where he may run into people who know him and if he is the very careful type,he will avoid outings entirely.
Find a restaurant near where he lives and tell him you really want to go there next time he wants to take you out and watch his reaction.


Check for a ring mark on his finger
Some married men like my husband doesn't wear a ring so no ring is not a sign a man is single,however there are many married men who do wear rings but will take it out to meet women.
If you wear a ring on your finger long enough,you can't run away from a distinct ring mark on your finger.look out for a ring mark on his ring finger or a sign of him covering that finger.

He disappoints at obvious times he should be around
Your birthday,valentines day,public holidays.Times you expect him to be there but instead comes up with excuses upon excuses.He was probably tied up with family affairs and in as much as he would have wanted to be there but he couldn't.There are some he cannot explain away.

A gut feeling that something is not right
People have instincts,more so women,if you have this nagging feeling that you are being played, don't shake it off,you probably are

Just 2 likes?...noway!...I give u a 100 like from me...But wait o,how come u knw dis much?..u were once a victim?

steppin:
A bentley? Djs in Nigeria make that much?

bentley na jet?...btw,DJ xclusive is xclusive amongst others.

sweetbaby22:
@OP if we don't do MOST of these things in the list. How do we get a guys attention. OR let him know we are interested and want something more .

U needn't any of those tips...just boldly walk up to him and kiss him..#lobatan

SELENAqueensy:
Guys sign it at my back


Girls sign it in front

then I choose to sign on ur bum...I think am ok with that

octopusfreaky:
Very helpful,,,just use vinegar to douche once in a month and that fresh feeling comes there..

Vinegar makes it sour,so how would ur man get to eat it?...

Bryancrox:
Douching is allowed. But they should soak it with jik and wash wit Harpic and see d wonderment of Harpic.

y harpic?...na toilet u wan douche?...BTW ladies,to avoid those places smelling,take ur bath and spray perfume over....or betterstill,use OMI ATA...OMI to wash,ATA to kill bacteria...then u are clean!

The future KOROS...

Shey I will not sleep ni?...too long jhur

Onyiridike:
Who paid you to come and deceive innocent unemployed graduates? A lot of people scored over 70% and the were not shortlisted.

Why do you place a 50% pass mark before the test?

The JAMB scenaria you used is totally wrong. JAMB don't place pass mark and Universities don't place their cut-off mark before the exam.

Common sense demands that you wait until after the exam and see the pass rate before you talk of cut-off mark.

Anyway, the job is for anointed candidates by top politicians and prominent men in the country.

God Almighty will not forsake His children. At His appointed time, He will remember us and grant our heart desires.

tell him jare..employees been thinking for employers since time immemorial...

soleexx:
Dis rita na Star?

no...na moon

How come men go dey carry souls up and down as a result of having sex...women get sperm ni?

Engrpj:
Have you ever done dis in skul? We call it Till Day Break (TDB)

are they prepping to write a sleep test?

kombats:
Dere are looking for an Computer Hacker Investifator Not An Hacker

not even an investiFator sef..

OP,relax!...u can be zoned and yet get down her lower zone... Just keep up a flirting U....never be too friendly....be more seductive...read her signals, so u'd knw where to draw the line and move on....just about any girl who listens to u,wanna talk to u is just half-way loved to u...so get it up a notch from there by following the aforementioned tips...then watch yourself bleeping her soonest...

Renylee:
He meant to ask if I was circumcized not where I was circumcized....

who knew not?was only pulling his legs...

Renylee:
No

See question,see answer...u were asked "where u circumsized"?..u said NO...smh...@SOBSISRAEL,don't mind her,she was circumsized in ISRAEL...#israelites

edogho:
Nigerians are indeed docile, unreasonably fearful of d unknown.

what do u expect, when they know no one will talk let alone act?

me don tire for Nigeria and Nigerians jor...

go abidjan jor

blackfase:
I think I hav an answer to that. They are a congregation of clowns, muppets, geezers & grizly nincompoops that came together to exploit and pillage the collective wealth of a nation cos its docile citizens dont have the balls to stop them, but the only difference btwn them is while one chamber, the one filled with the grizly poops are sometimes decorous in the ways they deal and steal, the other bit filled with muppets needs to be strewn with pampers cos of their dull wits.....

This is the Patrick Obahiagbon of the House of reps...u can tell us better honourable...

kITATITA:
Powerful political women in their different party headties. Who wore it better.

PDP...Pigs Displaying Pics...APC...Aisha's Pic's Cute...

Lordabas:
just found out now before it got serious or we started dating that she slept with my brother 3yrs ago. She has been very honest with me about how she was wild partying hard, very young and naive.i think i got a thing for her and by her actions of late to me and words of other people i think she's a very nice girl. Whatever actions people had in the past with her when i wasn't involved i tell them to leave it in the past i dont care
To be honest with all of you i really don't care but i think some strong feelings are clouding full judgement

...I and my brother still get along great together

Ok Would appreciate some helpful insight

I can only date her if my brother now lives in the heaven...

What's bad breath before my cologne...just a little spray would do for a week...or betterstill get a mouth wash...

crazysaint:
1. When a boy says sorry even though he didn't do anything wrong.

2. When he cries because he still love you or miss you.

3. When he still tries to get you back.

4. When he still love you, no matter how much you hurt him

5. When he stops his argument with you, just to save his relationship.

6. When he continously make you feel special and tries to make u happy.

7. When a boy is upset but doesn't tell you as he think he is annoying you.

8. When a boy wants to leave you, because of your rude behaviour, but he is not able to do.
Dont let him because you'l never find someone like that ever again.

Trust me!

Op,how com u knw dis much?...u once a victim?

cutieberie1:
haha op na u know...my own bottle u nor fit dodge am..it must touch u..

so we still have virgins here...

seriousbabe:
I think it is because of the general misconception about valentine's day. Instead of being seen as a day of showing love to others in generous diverse ways, its now seen as a day for just "lovers" alone

The media plays a major critical part in this by constantly bombarding us with the idea that valentine's day is supposed to just be a day where a guy and a girl "have fun"
Most of these girls that get de-flowered are in their mid-late teens and at this age bracket, these teenagers can be very vulnerable and impressionable

Due to the valentine's day hype,these young girls begin to plan towards the day hoping to make it memorable, and what other way to make it memorable, than to have sex with their boyfriends

Most guys take advantage of this anyway and pry on the naiveness of these girls. They spend their money on them and they both enjoy a nice thrilled day and at the end of the day, these girls have no other option than to sleep them.

When I was in secondary school, I almost fell victim of this valentine's day hoax

will u tell us if u actually fell a victim?...