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EggovinMma:
If he won't eat my food, then he can as well do shakara for the kpekus
Na him go tire,i go just dey naked for room. Na when him dey enter room I go bend bare yansh for bed, set the yansh correct!
Make I see how long that quarrel go last.

hmm...the quarrel go end as soon as he looks into your eyes,pat ur yansh,and gives u the quarrel-settling stick...but remember to satisfy eachoda,or else malice fit continue...

It was caused by vaudeville of ratiocination...#senselessboy

EggovinMma:
Tosyne2much, na that you number 3 problem dey small o.NO BE ALL NONSENSE PERSON GO TAKE O . There are some nonsense I cannot take o.One of that nonsense na when maybe I and the bobo get problem, him no dey talk to me I no dey talk to am, na him I kon enter kitchen cook finish, put Maggi, add ogili, add vegetables, serve fresh juice, put cold water, him kon say him no go chop?Because of quarrel? I can't take that bullshiite! He must chop that food o, even if it means I spoonful or we eat it together, but he go chop my food, Else that house go hot in the next 5 mins.

nonsense in malice...why u go cook for am when u dey fight am?...#teamkeepmaliceandstillfvck...

Emodeee:
be a gentle man, boy. U sound lyk a lout. Lyk i said, no harm in saying "thank u" bt nt on her timeline, do it in private. Mayb u cn adopt dat guy's style by starting up a conversation, dats a good idea.

thanking her privately equally sends the "he likes me" impression, just that doing on her timeline exposes ur low self esteem to everyone...and btw,being gentlemanly shouldn't make u docile or a doormat but unfortunately, guys like u end up being one just because they THANK unnecessarily...your even telling me to adopt guy's style to starting up a convo..u know what?...that won't help me...I only need those guy's styles of being a secondary virgin...because am damn tired of conversing and fvcking...

Emodeee:
no, u should do it in private. It's nt all girls dat will accept ya request. She feels u r sm1 nice, friendly, for her to av accepted ya request. She cn jez view ya pic and say"dis one is ugly joorh" and she declined, wah will u do? Ntn. Aside dat, little tinz spark girls head up. Dat simple "thank u" will gv u her attention. In fact, no harm in saying "thank u" bt dn't be silly abt it by posting it on her timeline.

Bleep d attention your giving her...u think she cares?...send her request,don't say anyting afterwards and watch her talk to u first...that's the attention u deserve!
Koni dafun 'thank u',leyin koti thank mi on my joystick size...

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Petra23:
Well,he knws ts ma flaw n knws d best cure.

you also should get to knw killing as his flaws when he starts getting mad...

Petra23:
Sometimex naggin x inevitatble bt i love t wn he kipx calm n kiss me dn lemme knw dat d naggin aspct is killin him..i can nag wen he mkx me mad sha bt den m glad ma cutie knws ow to calm me down

he does that when he's not mad ..but when your mad,you don't kiss,you kill...#wink

I can only see cluelessness and blind followership here....Now u will start hearing stupid talks like: I prefer to die in the lagoon to voting for Ambode OR I prefer to suffer the dividends of democracy to voting for Ambode...U sef reason na,is dat not stupidity...and after the election,u will see them running to their villages because Lagos won't seem a good place to survive again because they have stupidly sold their dividends of democracy...

No b d cat wey I send comot from bedroom bdis.......op, u no temme say u dey come our house na...u no even capture me for d piksure...because I dey hin back dey pursue am come downstairs...maybe u no c me sha...

so what's the question again,lemme see if I can answer it...

Why the pastor dey look into korede's matter...korede go and sing looku looku for dem jor...and don't forget to sing GodWin in dis way...."as dem no want make we sing but GodWin"...

Must the OP lie?...I can only see brother and sister who look alike...even their tatoos support my statement...

That apprehensive face u get when your man wants to give you from the dorsals...pix2

udokpuenyi:
Take time and watch that video again, listen and digest the statements one after another, take note the rise and pitch and tones behind the utterances and then come back and review your post

your going back bro...he subtly withdrew his statement, and Ambode, Tinubu and others never took his back...so what more bro?...

Looking closely into Don Jazzy's statement,he might just be working for APC...
Btw,to my igbo guys dem...
If out of annoyance you throw your cap(dividends of democracy) away and a mad man (Jimi Agbaje) picks it up,trust me,you won't get it back forever....
Moral: Don't take out your anger on AMBODE...
AKIOLU was only high on lagoon weed...He never meant his words..

Someone just named his son Oluwabuharimi. Some other latest namings have been:

Temibuhari,
Opebuhari,
Oluwajegami,
Temijega,
Opejega,
Adejega,
Jegawunmi, also Buharichard, Buharichukwu, ogenebuhari,jegachukwu amongst others...

Period went on vacation...

Konji in disguise...so he wants to cover up with highness....even if he sees her as adult,must he bleep adults...and for the poor girl,she didn't shout when her pants was going down...definitely she was interested...and who knws?..maybe she was high too and started seeing d old man as a young boy...
Trustnobody...in fact 11yrs old girl in dis generation is not perceived as a kid when it comes to bleeping...#awon omo pau bi ibon...

fpeter:
I think this particular student needs to pay more attention to her Use Of English GST 101.


• It’s only in unilorin students that put on their ID card in Ibadan.
what's the sense in that statement?

looking into the bolded shows she never attended the school...unilorites never drop shits like a purging infant...

CHINE55:
I sent you a mail but you are yet to reply, I seriously like you. wish we could get talking pls.

another immaturity!...y "pls"?...will her talking to u pay ur bills or rather gets u paying hers?...and when she pitifully replies ur mail and start manipulating u,u start having heart attacks...

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mentorandfriend:
I hate to say this, but I personally have an aversion for guys who stalk a lady; for what na?

I once had a course mate who was stalking a particular girl that won our faculty beauty peagentry. Somehow, he got her number, and would call her times without count to plead with her ONE MORE TIME to give him a chance.

His foolishness came to a crescendo one night, around 7pm when I saw him kneeling to plead with this girl ONE MORE TIME to give him a chance. I was the only one that saw this. I closed my mouth and didnt tell on him, but[b] I vowed that day that I would avoid the mofo forever before he infects me with his foolishness. Why will I stalk a girl? Who the hell is she?

avoid him?...another immaturity!...he's a friend,u can help fix his weaknesses u knw...sit him down and help develop his skills as to becoming an alpha male...

Diamondamsel:
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As in, u gat me reallY LOL

looking forward to having ur digits and then d diamonds in u...

Diamondamsel:
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Lol, i dnt knw u ar dz serious

I don't joke when it comes to diamond...it's a precious stone u knw...

Diamondamsel:
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lol, like seriously

yea seriosly...and how do we start?...ur digits would do just fine for a start...u can drop them here...asunmogejoolayinka@yahoo.com

Diamondamsel:
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Better as in?

u knw what?...no1 sees a diamond joined with a damsel and runs away...just wanna knw if ur actually the diamond am staying back for...

sinaj:
lol @ r u a children .... if u cnt help me wid all den forgerit

u need christ and I aint jesus u knw...well,if u insist,I can manage to be ur jesus...

Eniola Badmus(gbogbo bigz girl) rocks...no struggles!

Diamondamsel:
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Well, i dnt tink it is necessary 4 us 2 argue again since we both av wht we av resolve upon.......

case's closed since last week...that aside sef,I think I should knw u better ms diamond...

Diamondamsel:
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It is nt doctor, it is 'nature', i mean it is God dt mk it occur naturally

u seem not to get it still...well,u would dig it when she actually gets pregnant...then u'd understnd God does anything and not only natural things...