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Kilo ma n se woman yi gansef

The legroom ain't spacious enuf...

Kini nkan na...kini toti laapa

That chinko ekun in the 2nd pix tho

hazyfm:
Money is sweet

But Heaven is sweeter

naso dem go dey use heaven console demselves like say e sure for dem...abi dem tell ona say rich people no go enter heaven...

Dey dere dey hope heaven, no go hustle...

Dreal11247:
One has to be wondering, Keshi just left the national football team as a Chief Coach and was succeeded by Onigbinde. Few days after his death, Onigbinde followed. May God help us.

follow go where?

christynonii:
Hi guys,

Those of you who had your final interview today how was it How did it go What are we to expect and how did you go about the CV template.

Please i await your feedbacks

cc: olareed, okorojigs

you ought to have been sent a template before now and if not, inform them...and as per the interview, it went well..expect the following questions:

Tell me about ursef....Ur greatest achievement...give three key reasons for choosing access bank?...why did u study ur course?...and if the course doesn't relate with banking, they ask u why banking then?.. how do u fit in the banking firm considering ur academic background (if not bank related)? Tell us five Access bank awards OR the most recent access bank award (2015 euro money best flow house award). And for those with work experience, u may be asked about ur job functions.

All that comprises my personal experience and some other persons' feedbacks...

Hope it helps...All the best!

AlexisM16:
I can't find any attachments on the mail, it didn't come with any, except the survey link.

Where did you see your own attached template, I need to find mine o

Those that have gotten their final interview mail, can't any of you help me locate the attached template? Should I ceate another thread because of this tiny issue?

calm down bro...I never said I got an attached template...I was only being curious about it.
Well, I guess we mail them as regards that. Because I don't seem to understand what template/format they want the cv.

AlexisM16:
What attached template might they be talking about?

Did you find any attached template to your mail?

Got this today after a month wait.

Please be informed that you have been scheduled for an interview to hold as follows:

Date:               Saturday June 11th, 2016
Time:               08:00am prompt
Venue:           Access Bank Head Office (Plot 999c, Danmole Street, Victoria Island, Lagos)

Ensure you come along with a copy of this invite, a copy of your CV (using the attached template), a passport photograph, NYSC discharge certificate (Original and Photocopy), First Degree certificate (Original and Photocopy), WAEC Certificate (Original and Photocopy) and Birth certificate (Original and Photocopy)

Note that you are required to dress Business formal.

Kindly respond to this e-mail to confirm your availability and also note that LATENESS will not be allowed for this interview.

Finally, please take a few minutes to fill out our recruitment satisfaction survey by using this link: http://surveyconsole.com/t/ABxGXZDlgx

Regards.

Got this today.

Please be informed that you have been scheduled for an interview to hold as follows:

Date:               Saturday June 11th, 2016
Time:               08:00am prompt
Venue:           Access Bank Head Office (Plot 999c, Danmole Street, Victoria Island, Lagos)

Ensure you come along with a copy of this invite, a copy of your CV (using the attached template), a passport photograph, NYSC discharge certificate (Original and Photocopy), First Degree certificate (Original and Photocopy), WAEC Certificate (Original and Photocopy) and Birth certificate (Original and Photocopy)

Note that you are required to dress Business formal.

Kindly respond to this e-mail to confirm your availability and also note that LATENESS will not be allowed for this interview.

Finally, please take a few minutes to fill out our recruitment satisfaction survey by using this link: http://surveyconsole.com/t/ABxGXZDlgx

Regards.

elkonS:
let the games begin ...




***modified:shout out to feran15,mimzy and all who got it right....your greymatter is intact lolz

OP put option F as son in-law....

elkonS:
let the games begin ...




***modified:shout out to feran15,mimzy and all who got it right....your greymatter is intact lolz

OP put option F as Son in-law....

goodfornothing:
A lot of you guys are used to fucking and dumping girls like they have no other value as human beings. But there's just one thing you can't try without getting duly punished by the god of Karma: promise them marriage and fail after sleeping with them.
God would punish you and nature would reject you! You would lead a cursed life and your death would come slow but extremely painful. Just try and see.

it sounds like u are preaching...are u a pastor?

U are even stating assertions confidently as though god of karma is your daddy...

God of karma ko....lord of the rings ni

examhall:
https://www.timenaija.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/20160602_141449.jpg
Boxing legend Muhammad Ali has been hospitalised after suffering a respiratory issue. His spokesman, Bob Gunnel in a written statement confirmed that the 75-year-old was under medical care and described his condition as “fair” and that he’d require a brief stay at the hospital.
He wrote:
“Ali, who suffers from Parkinson’s disease, is being treated by his team of doctors and is in fair condition.”

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Source: http://timenaija.com/muhammad-ali-rushed-to-hospital-with-respiratory-problem/

this OP can lie...how is parkinson's disease a respiratory problem?...
It's more of a CNS disorder affecting the brain nerve cells...

samuelson06:
Even you sef, you are talking trash. That's not geyser. Geyser don't falls, they erupts from the earth suface. Pot calling kettle black

even you sef, you are talking trash...geysers don't falls...they fall...

ZACHIE:
Ignorance everywhere.
What's strange about this?
2 things can cause this
1. It could be a GEYSER, which it likely is.
2. A burst pipe from a waterline.

People should stop ascribing unusualness to common geographical phenomena

no b geyser na geisha...mtchew
geyser springs up from the earth surface into the air and not what you have there...
that you have there is a pure mystery...not geisha!...

Kuku kill me....

westerm:
Bro. U are sick!

yea...he needs to be in that hospital...babaweyrey

money121:
https://www.naij.com/534929-im-looking-husband-popular-nollywood-actress.html

the line followed by laughter reflects some sincerity...she truly needs a husband!

holuwamurewa:
The moment two lions pursued an antelope from the bushes
into a road at a game reserve in South Africa was captured
on camera by British tourist, Carolyn Dunford. And
amazingly, the tourists who were passing through in a convoy
when the incident happened wound down their car windows
to watch the spectacle.
This is surprising to say the least because just recently, a
tourist was attacked and killed when a lion jumped into her
car from her open car window at a Games Reserve. Guess
these ones didn’t hear that story. Anyway, the lions did kill
the Antelope. See the dramatic photos after the cut…


















Source http://247gistarena.com/2015/07/15/amazing-m0ment-2-lions-attack-kill-an-antelope-while-tourists-watch-from-their-cars-see-ph0t0s/

Cc: lalasticlala

lions are naturally always hungry...

laraxxx:
OMG - these answers are crazy... I mean - does anyone in this video actually say "No"

“If God says I should, I would!"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOsKibvi6XM

Nigerians must be really desperate to get a job out there... but if this is the case, then it raises a serious question about getting a job in Nigeria - should you sleep with the boss to get one?!

here is my humble nugget...the fact that u bleep ur gf/bf gives u a leeway to do to others who ain't ur relations(I bet just about every one understands that because these hoes and SOBs ain't loyal)...so no forming when it comes to doing to the boss too...in fact some would fake modesty/fidelity as though they are virgins/loyal and little did they knw they are only fooling themselves and consequently compromising the job offer....but for the truly loyal/holy ones, I would advise u seek another offer and not compromise ur faith/relationship...

onismate:
http://www.hovabuzz.com/frontline/1019-i-rendered-an-help-which-cost-me-my-interview-and-i-lost-a-big-job-opportunity

trust me, that pastor was village sent!...he sounded on fone as though he had premonitions/vision, only for you to be disappointed in him..Well, I wouldn't knw God's plans for u because that disappointment might be a test!...But all the same, I would advise u beef up ur spiritual life and be more proactive in ur job hunt adventures...Trust me, better days are ahead!

Masters in photography or Kung fugraphy

starboi63:
The events that happen on the scene of the music video are sometimes not known to many because it is the final cuts that are released to the general public's consumption

However, on the set of the 'Oruka' musical video of Fuji maestro, Alhaji Pasuma, you would not believe what we gathered. The music video was shot in Lagos by Clarence Peters.

The music video enlists the appearances of top Yoruba actors, Adebayo Salami, Lanre Hassan, Tayo Sobola, Ronke Alausa, Babatunde Bernard Tayo (Baba Tee), Iyabo Ojo.

But what could Femi Adena to Salami be thinking as he was caught doing in one of the dance scenes. He took the opportunity to grab the backside of an actress, Tayo Sobola as they grinded out to the music of the Fuji artiste.

Well, we know that Femi Adebayo had dumped his wife and three kids some years ago and Tayo Sobola is rumoured to be a 'friend' to Lagos big boy, MC Oluomo, so the thespians can afford this unusual dance grinding.

Meanwhile, the video will be out soon for the public in few weeks.
[img]http://www.nigeriafilms.com/image.aspx?img=Y29udGVudC9jb250ZW50L2ZlbWlhZGViYXlvb29vcHBwLmpwZ3w2NjA=[/img]

morea @ http://www.apexnewsblog.com/2015/06/photo-femi-adebayo-caught-grabbing.html

pasuma oruka video

badassProdigy:
Could this be a mistake?

she hears people say Cor member so she thought it was Call member...olodo oshi

She hears people say Cor member, so she thought it was Call...olodo oshi..