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If GEJ win,na SATANwin...

meshacha1:
I don't know how Nigerians are seeing valentine.

IS LIKE THE ONLY DEFINITION OF VALENTINE IS SEX.

To clarify this notion and
For front page viewers, please

If valentine means SEX to you hit like but
If valentine don't mean SEX to you hit share.

ways some guys draw in likes and shares dis days..

What category do u fall Op?

Deny me sex unreasonably and I act cool about it..then I watch her come back with her pussy begging...how do I do this?..My explanation would turn out to be my weak point if gals get to knw it..buh am fucking sure I can handle the case...no b woman ni?

Its no bad thing to eating outside once a while..buh some women tend to make it an habit or advantage at d slightest feeling of fatigue....then u c hubbies going mad whn they expect SEMOVITA but get CHIVITA and snacks on their tables...#lazyladies..

Apply to in between ur butt cheeks,so even whn u fart,u smell good..

Fast day and night till he comes back...or betterstill flirt and not cheat..atleast u would somewhat get over ur urges..

klassiquette:
Are you through?

grammarian!..toasting u will def be an issue because one might prolly not understand your YES..

Hallexander:
Tell me one thing ladies can't do without in a week.

Sex
Gossip
Shopping.
Quarelling.
Kissing.
Internet.

Others specify.

Hallexander : I will go with gossip . Just saying though.
So tell me yours guys.

too shallow..sit and rethink jhur...

msmon:
Randomly selected comment on FB trend.

too long na..u b maths analyst?

So no boko haram again?

So she b DJ...maybe na en papa she dy DJ for...who sabi dis one

Elnino4ladies:
God pls blessed me wit dis dj cuppy..amen.

with dis ur english..naso God dey bless?

Debate na must?..or na channels go release election result...Baba,keep doing the needful jare!..debate ko,essay writing ni..

Some PDP will have to change to bournvita nw...like say na d beverage go vote..

kilokeys:
chai... i dont want this guy for president.. i have CHANGED MY MIND..

satchet milo?... thats not humility..


besides there is this look on osibanjo's face..

the look of a thief, a supplanter. i dont know o.. just seeing it

it is not humility...it is what?...na "eruku oshodi" dem for drink abi?

Is dis frm music or music PLUS?...

Obrizzy:
the guy is dumb ,why didnt he type it at once and why will he start a new msg like that ?

it could b a slip on his hand to d send button..so wat shd he do?..start all ova?

See beautiful lips like tonto's...but wait,is dis gap toothing or tooth loss?

satope1:
And you have constructed proper sentences in your own thinking? What is the use of the "..." you have after many of your sentences. Never knew we now have double or multiple full stops. Maybe you remove the spec in your eyes before correcting another.

Someone spelt fourth as forth. An omission of "u" , and you all go bullocks. Shows the kind of kids you have on twitter and here.

there was no way I could checkmate him so i decided acting like examiner...y u dey check punctuations?..u work with WAEC?..or d write-up seems an exam paper?..

Dis zahra can lie..y would she say they hacked into her acc..can't she make grammatical mistakes?..moreova, d mistake doesn't worth hacking her acc if truly it was hacked..'forth' and 'fourth'? ..even the hackers can choose 'forth' as right out of oversight..so y then is she needlessly covering herself up with flimsy excuses?...who can't make errors?..well,nevertheless,I still rep ur dad..#GMB till everybody is bound NOT to make mistakes...

elantraceey:
I like sex but i hate premarital sex!!!

most often times,dat likeness doesn't allow us wait till marriage....wait ke,it is wat we like na...#wink

I think am a good guy..how?..i ALWAYS call her once a day...i don't request for sex..we(I most times) suggest and get caught in it..i ALWAYS gift her when she asks except on few occasions like born and vals day when I do willingly...I never drank or smoked tho my pals do..I don't club but I go to night parties..since I once forgot her birthday,i remember it everyday(she show me ehn)..I go to mosque often tho I sometyms miss my 5dailies..she can guess my location every point in time only if I tell her whr am going..I don't read a lot but I read everyday..I am quiet only whn am supposed not to talk..I love children but I can't tolerate them for long...Aint I good?

Having applied to serve as INEC Adhoc Staff, Pls appear for screening at ur LGA of Resisdence/Enrolment on 26-28 of Jan. 2015 with ur Discharge/Exempt. Cert....I applied as post nysc candidate..

Yemi alade in her lowest cut...

Carry face jor..no need calling him..he would call when he needs ur house again..