only SEXSINNERS talks this way.

espn: tel u nd who..guy apply lubricant nd help urself..leave d poor sister alone..better still make a hole on ur bed..or find a goat!

Rotllmfao......espn u no well.

Sagytarius:

guy relax Na for the sake of humour.

Yeah sexkills is right to have put dis on the front page. iv been laughing so hard. The poster's English really needs urgent help. Moreover, Forrest Gump can score 6.5 in IELTS...it's no rare feat.

pendo89: only SEXSINNERS talks this way.

You mean the way you talk?

fados4sure:
lol
But, you are enjoying it now..

yesooo,am enjoying how they were bombing you

oliidell: espn: tel u nd who..guy apply lubricant nd help urself..leave d poor sister alone..better still make a hole on ur bed..or find a goat!

Rotllmfao......espn u no well.



Yeah sexkills is right to have put dis on the front page. iv been laughing so hard. The poster's English really needs urgent help. Moreover, Forrest Gump can score 6.5 in IELTS...it's no rare feat.

Your English also need help.

James-dman:
Which super-story this poster dey narrate for here?
So, nairaland don turn to where every tom, d.ick and harry they run come talk any poo wey happen for im area?
Very soon posters like this one go open thread just to tell us say e mess this morning.

lmao... U don c am oh. E 4 put am 4 scroll na. E go make gud movie script... Hahahahahahaha

achi4u: yesooo,am enjoying how they were bombing you

That is the fun in it.

divine2043: Why do some Nigerians post daft threads like these? Little minds.

Daft thread you said? But, it made front page.. That means you are the daft

Elucivestone:
lmao... U don c am oh. E 4 put am 4 scroll na. E go make gud movie script... Hahahahahahaha

Really?

Lolajoy: She was actually busy trust me. Don't give up on her now. Just call her again

Are you trying to be sarcastic? If so, nice one. There's definately something wrong with this op.

I honestly do not and cannot understand how this made front page.
Ur narration shows clearly how pathetic U r. U r jst anoda frustrated dumped guy.
We've heard ur side of the story. How do we get to hear hers? You may well have asked something of her in return for that 'favour' she couldn't comply to. I don't think if it was a totally honest gesture she would have turned it down.
Mtscheww, @OP get a life, you clearly don't have one!

druid06:

Are you trying to be sarcastic? If so, nice one. There's definately something wrong with this op.

For your mind now, you don speak grammar

fados4sure:
Na you get big mouth pass

Ur nt an elder from what I have gathered from your posts.You seem to have too much time on ur hands. U can't be above 18.

ms pookie: MY advice is this; Enroll yourself for GCE or warefa,u need it more than anyone else right now....yr english is terrible

LWKMD!!!!!!!!

fados4sure:
There was no where i spoke with grammar. If it's in the begining between the first line, i use it to catch the audience and if it's inside the sentence, it may be because i was in a hurry because, i don't cross-check when typing and i also type fast and moreover, we are not in English class.

. Although we are not in an English class, but this is just anacoluthic!


Frawzey.

ms pookie: MY advice is this; Enroll yourself for GCE or warefa,u need it more than anyone else right now....yr english is terrible

You are right...

fados4sure:
Your English also need help.

Fados, spoken or written English demands a number of basic rules. One of them is the Subject-Verb agreement. i.e. " singular subjects go with singular verbs". Your post should have read " Your English also needs help"... do a lot more reading dude and know that there is a difference between fame and infamy. I'm trying to help u.

JimOvia:

Ur nt an elder from what I have gathered from your posts.You seem to have too much time on ur hands. U can't be above 18.

Really? You must be a fake psychology.

oliidell:

Fados, spoken or written English demands a number of basic rules. One of them is the Subject-Verb agreement. i.e. " singular subjects go with singular verbs". Your post should have read " Your English also needs help"... do a lot more reading dude and know that there is a difference between fame and infamy. I'm trying to help u.

Help yourself first before helping others

PRESERVER:

You are right...

You are wrong

OP was the guy scammed via email some coupla weeks ago. Fados, you really need to work on yourself.
*Straight from my heart*


Frawzey.

ayox2003: OP was the guy scammed via email some coupla weeks ago. Fados, you really need to work on yourself.
*Straight from my heart*


Frawzey.

Thanks, but on what aspect?

@OP
Good you didn't pay for her GCE o' Level because you might actually need the money to enroll yourself

UNLEASHED: @OP
Good you didn't pay for her GCE o' Level because you might actually need the money to enroll yourself

Are you sure? How about you?

Fados,ur english is 2 dirty.wot u post is empty talk.nothing sum1 can gain or learn frm it.its seem u are nt mature yet in ur level of reasoning.pls enrol 4 English GCE.U nid it badly..dat's my advise 4u.gudluk 2 u witout jonathan.

Max'diamond:
Fados,ur english is 2 dirty.wot u post is empty talk.nothing sum1 can gain or learn frm it.its seem u are nt mature yet in ur level of reasoning.pls enrol 4 English GCE.U nid it badly..dat's my advise 4u.gudluk 2 u witout jonathan.

But, it made a front page

fados4sure:
Thanks, but on what aspect?

Good!

1) You need to cultivate the habit of reading. Novels, articles, journals, texts etc

2) Surround yourself with brainy dudes. I mean intelligent/brilliant friends, colleagues, peers and so on. And ask questions whenever you're stuck.

3) Take issues that are urgent and not-important away from yourself for now. Being a regular at the sexuality/dating section may not be what you need for now only if u've got pressing issues. The Literature/writing section might be a good place to start.

4) Make sure you learn something new everyday. It sharpens the brain.

Do these things consistently for a while and see if there wont be improvements in your delivery.


Frawzey.