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Health › Re: Man Faints, Dies Of Hunger In Calabar by olisaEze(m): 12:51pm On Sep 05, 2022
No pic of the man who slumped and died, but it is the commissioner’s smiling face that you put in the post. Who exactly is the news about, the dead guy or the commissioner?? huh
Politics › Re: Tinubu Met, Resolved Muslim-Muslim Ticket Crisis With CAN Leaders - Leadership by olisaEze(m): 7:44am On Sep 05, 2022
His subscription in that rental agency never expire ne?? grin
Politics › Re: Festus Keyamo: Obi Demands 1 Million Naira Plus As Gate Fee To Address Nigerians by olisaEze(m):
I think the question should be if any of the other candidates were to ask people to pay for entrance to their town hall meetings, how many of their supporters would be willing to pay that much to hear them speak?? Obi is very readily accessible in public, yet people are still willing to pay that much just to hear him speak?? Keyamo just pointed out the intellectual superiority of the Obi candidacy unknowingly. grin
Sports › Re: Where Do You Prefer To Watch Football? by olisaEze(m):
In Nigeria, the groove for me dey for viewing center if it is not Man U playing. But the real groove is watching it live in the stadium! Like e get as u go fit shout, coach fit tell who dey jog upandan make e siddon small to avoid injuries from the crowd! Today, I had to tell dis annoying Chelsea FC fan to shut the hell up with all his internet stats & figures because e no let honest fans see road. Liverpool collect, Arsenal don collect. E remain Chelsea to collect make every thing jollof! And yes, I intentionally omitted Man City, because dem no dey rake where wintch pipo dey siddon! No how no how, that Harland kid learn ball for Hogwarts gan! undecided
Politics › Re: Fact-Check: Disparity In Cost Of A Passport In The North & South by olisaEze(m): 7:07pm On Sep 04, 2022
Actually Oga FCAN, the claim is justified but for entirely different reasons from how it’s been widely reported, going by what you have just posted.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Daniella Kisses Dotun After Promising Not To Get Intimate With Him by olisaEze(m):
I promised myself not to allow Iya Suriat sneak into my room again too. Then I remembered that the night is dark and full of terrors, so I left my bolt open! grin grin. Promises don’t mean jack sh*t when hormones are swirling around in the air. The only regrets you’ll have when you’re too old to do nothing but reminisce, will be the missed opportunities to fc*k someone you really wanted to but never allowed yourself to, because you were forming. I remember the first orgasm I ever had, my eyes were twitching that I thought God was punishing me for indulging in such a sweet sin that I cried out and promised never to do the deed again if my sight would be spared. Na me be dis now, still allowing these daughters of eve to make my eyes twitch almost every frickin night! undecided
Politics › Re: S/west Secession Letter To Buhari Divides Yoruba Leaders by olisaEze(m): 11:03am On Sep 04, 2022
MDM2021:
Give us an example of a relatively peaceful and advanced country that is structurally ruled the way Nigeria is - USA, Germany, UK, Canada, Australia, etc.? Why was Zik against having a secession clause in the constitution and why did Ironsi collapsed the regional structure given to us by the colonial masters? What was and is their fear?
So the issue isn’t hardship again and the late Zik is the reason why things are now hard in Nigeria! grin grin

Oga, every election cycle since '99 the SW always brings up secession, it’s how they have always negotiated for a stake in any incoming administration. grin
Politics › Re: Why Are Igbos Not Playing Divisive Politics? by olisaEze(m): 8:36am On Sep 04, 2022
Politics of division only helps the political elite. Instead of creating wealth for the people, it only creates wealth for a few people. The Igbo are efficient at creating wealth for themselves already, so they don’t need to divide anything for anyone to feed unlike some who cannot see beyond the money in public coffers! Like a wise post pointed out earlier in a thread, winners focus on winning while losers focus on the winner! Igbo man no get time to dey reason anyone but his set targets! grin
Literature › Re: Robinson Crusoe: Who Else Remembers This Novel? Indomie Generation Stay Off. by olisaEze(m): 8:22am On Sep 04, 2022
This book gave birth to the phrase, 'the man Friday' to denote a follow-follow without question! grin
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Politics › Re: S/west Secession Letter To Buhari Divides Yoruba Leaders by olisaEze(m): 8:05am On Sep 04, 2022
The SW should be the last group in Nigeria to ever ask for a secession! If any one tribe has enjoyed the proceeds of democracy more than any other tribe in this nation, it is the SW.

Whatever hardship the good prof is talking about can be directed to the doorpost of their son the Vice President and his aged father Yekini A. Ogunlere! grin
Politics › Re: The Journey So Far: Peter Obi In Just 10 Weeks by olisaEze(m):
When Peter Obi speaks, people start discussing facts and figures.

However, when Yekini Amuda Ogunlere speaks, they start rearranging his words so it can make sense.

Word for the week: A winner focuses on winning while a loser focuses on the winner! Op wisdom wii not kii u, wallahi! grin
Politics › Re: Tinubu Campaign Group Ask INEC To Disqualify Peter Obi Over Diaspora Funding by olisaEze(m):
The heat is on, and the social media President is giving the online urchins some offline sifia pains! Mark this, not a single cent of Obi’s money will be used to prosecute this election, so the tears are coming a tad early! Wait till the amount of donations coming will be revealed, then you agbadorians will really have something to cry about! grin
Events › Re: Moment A Groom Rebuked A Photographer For Getting Too Comfortable With His Bride by olisaEze(m): 6:35am On Sep 04, 2022
Nothing is going on, he was only trying to show the groom a posture. Even if your father’s name is Thomas Edison, u still can’t tap current from a lady in a wedding gown!
Romance › Re: Nigerian Man Rejects $20M Offer To Allow Wife Cheat For 1 Week by olisaEze(m): 1:01am On Sep 04, 2022
Smart man, don’t mind all these little kids griping about here cos they don’t understand the difference between theory and practical! The man was asked a theoretical question and consequently gave a theoretical answer. If she won’t cheat u can still drop the money, her sister looks just like her, that one will still cheat based on connect just drop the money first! And if she also refuses to cheat, Oga just bring ur own wife or girlfriend, I’ll sacrifice my peace of mind for u and cheat with her. grin
Politics › Re: SWAGA Mocks Peter Obi, Labels Him Presidential Candidate Of Social Media Party by olisaEze(m): 9:26pm On Sep 03, 2022
Is it by mocking others that ur ailing candidate will become healthier?? The bulk of the populace have already rejected him! Just wait till the Election Day, he who laughs last still laughs best!! grin

Fashion › Re: Two Women Attempt To Break 'Society Standards' By Refusing To Shave (photos) by olisaEze(m): 9:22pm On Sep 03, 2022
Societal standards abi poor hygiene on exhibition?? I don’t even want to imagine how down there will be, because thorns would have overtaken the flower garden by now! undecided
Politics › Re: Soldiers Flog An 'Unknown Gunman' In Nnewi, Anambra (Disturbing Photos) by olisaEze(m): 4:06pm On Sep 03, 2022
No military man will find u with an unregistered firearm in the SE and leave u alive. Goan edit that ur offensive headline, starting a tribal bash is not going to put money in ur pocket today. cool
Politics › Re: Onitsha Head Bridge Expressway Construction Was Funded By Peter Obi by olisaEze(m): 10:20am On Sep 03, 2022
Abeg, all these points are moot. Whether he failed to organize jamborees as commissioning or not, what is plain to all including the ruling party that is already acting like an opposition, is that Peter Obi appears to be the best candidate so far in the race for Aso Rock villa 2023! Physically, mentally & even psychologically there’s no comparison. I’m not going to vote anyone that’ll spend almost a quarter of the national budget on medical tourism ever again!
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Gives The Meaning Of Obidient by olisaEze(m): 10:11am On Sep 03, 2022
I dunno who is in charge of H.E Obi’s Twitter handle, but just let the youths keep doing their thing, biko & stop trying to micromanage events that neither ur party nor ur candidate set in motion. Abi wetin u wan talk for Yusful na, Y is for Y u dey do like that ne?? huh grin
Politics › Re: Obidients Stage March For Peter Obi In Oyo (Video, Photos) by olisaEze(m): 10:00am On Sep 03, 2022
The police cannot stop an idea whose time has come. Not even the Nigerian Army can stop an idea whose time has come. Nothing is as powerful as an idea whose time has come! The idea is to take back our nation from the dogs & baboons who have been feeding fat for years on the sweat & blood of innocent Nigerians! They never experrerit! grin grin

Politics › Re: Peter Obi Supporters In Katsina Clean Up The Gutters (photos) by olisaEze(m): 9:46am On Sep 03, 2022
Obi is the reason many Nigerian youths wake up in the morning with hope for a better tomorrow.

PS: NLders, let’s normalize replacing Bola Tinubu with Amoda Ogunlere anywhere u see the name. Make we for know whether na male or female candidate APC wan make Nigerians vote come 2023. grin
Politics › Re: FG Seeks End To Statelessness, Launches National Action Plan by olisaEze(m): 9:20am On Sep 03, 2022
All these grammar just to nationalize their imported fulani terrorists. And they think Nigerians won’t know! I dunno if it’s that this administration thinks Nigerians are all too dumb to see what they want to turn Nigeria to or they’re just really dumb like that! undecided
Politics › Re: Outrage Greets Ranking Of Nigeria As 2nd Most Terrorized Country by olisaEze(m): 12:43am On Sep 03, 2022
"Those who spoke include the Afenifere; Ohanaeze Ndigbo; Middle Belt Forum, MBF; Pan NigerDelta Forum, PANDEF, Arewa Consultative Forum, ACF; the Labour Party, LP; and Chief Akin Osuntokun."


Because of one man, Labour Party suddenly is being counted amongst those whose opinions matter in Nigeria! Who’d have thought such a day would come! grin grin
Nairaland General › Re: Can You Drink This Liquor ,the Name Has "Gay" On It by olisaEze(m): 8:00pm On Sep 02, 2022
Does it contain alcohol?? This ur question sounds like a girl with her chest bare asking me if I will suck b**bie! undecided
Politics › Re: Best Opportunity To Demystify Political Dominance of the core 'North' Is Now by olisaEze(m): 5:04pm On Sep 02, 2022
The campaign leading to the 2023 polls is already demystifying a lot. For instance, we now know that some people’s initials are not BAT but YAO! I no call anybody name oo!! grin

Politics › Re: Peter Obi: I Pray Daily That I Don't Disappiont Nigerians Who Have Faith In Me by olisaEze(m): 5:00pm On Sep 02, 2022
JOemmy:
The people peddling that fake rumor of obi stepping down for atiku are yet to come to terms with reality they never believed that a day like this will ever come where an igbo presidential candidate will become more popular and more appealing than a northern fulani presidential candidate.
Barman give dis man a very cold bottle of trophy beer for dis comment! grin
Politics › Re: Olakunle Oluomo: Arrested Ogun Speaker Flown To Abuja For Questioning by olisaEze(m): 5:40pm On Sep 01, 2022
Pls this question is only for NCAN NL Branch, is dis speaker related to MC Oluomo?? grin
Politics › Re: Dele Alake: Peter Obi Deceiving Everybody, I Won’t Retract My Statement On Him by olisaEze(m): 10:12am On Sep 01, 2022
Kagd10:
Tinubu's legacies in Lagos below:

1. Building of Public facilities: Standard Millennium Schools, Markets across the state, LASU projects and LASU Teaching Hospital, Other Major Hospitals/General Hospitals includes:

a. Ifako-Ijaye Hospital
b. Alimosho Hospital
c. Somolu Hospital
d. Mushin Hospital
e. Ibeju-Lekki hospital etc and several health care centres.
And with all these listed hospitals he and his party bigwigs still need to travel abroad for ordinary health check up?? The joke is on you! grin grin
Politics › Re: Breaking: Tinubu Muric Member Got Tired Of Defending Him Online ( Screenshots) by olisaEze(m): 9:16am On Sep 01, 2022
Music never start, Abdul05 dey talk say party don tire am. grin cheesy. Na lie oo, you must rest alone in agbado powered economy, gaskiya ne! grin
Crime › Re: I Wanted To Sell My Boss’ Car To Relocate Abroad — Suspect by olisaEze(m): 9:10am On Sep 01, 2022
What do you expect when economic hardship has made the Nigerian dream all about traveling abroad! undecided

If u can’t do yahoo, or join bandits/religious extremists na abroad sure pass na! The youths are totally disillusioned right now, Obi is the only hope for those still without the means to japa! undecided
Politics › Re: Bianca Ojukwu Spotted Chilling In Minneapolis by olisaEze(m): 9:03am On Sep 01, 2022
An elegantly beautiful woman whose well manicured fingers has left a deep & lasting impression in the Anambra State political landscape! grin

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