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Who dey generate names for all these cult groups sef? Which wan bi "Berry Boys" again! Asin blackberry abi agbalumo.

Buhari’s policies remain the best Nafdac approved 'zombie treatment drug'! Una neva chee chom tin!!

Ure telling a sitting judge that his reason for sitting is not necessary? I laugh in Swahili!

The president’s daughter finds defending actions taken in her name beneath her, the apple certainly doesn’t fall far from the tree! There was a country!

At the twilight of his tenure he is running helter-skelter to commission things that won’t last a decade! Can’t any of these guys build a subway station, or even one of those Dubai towers for their people? It didn’t take Dubai 8yrs to turn their desert to an oasis, how big is Bayelsa state that it’s so so things that won’t benefit the average man that they always build? It’s just appalling that the govt still finds it hard supply something as abundant as water for such a small state in this 21st century! Who Governors lodge cum hotel wan help!

Davash222:
When you see her again, ask her “Do you have the video”.




Thank me later.

Bahdt guy

This is obscene na! Would u find it hilarious if this was a caricature of ur sister’s fallen breasts? My friend don’t be insensitive, it’s a sign of low IQ!

Okay o! We should keep doing what we’re doing ba? Even tho it’s not working for us! Sista u have done well. But it’s difficult to pray for those that are in positions of authority not for ur benefit but solely for theirs and their family.

FTC

Nice free publicity for the hotel.

Ibe Kachikwu came with these same lines when he served as Min. Of State for Petroleum.

Can we now peacefully revert back to the original regional style of governance? Develop and sustain ur region with ur pocket.

But not before u pay the SS for using theirs so wastefully all these years. You know, just for equity sake.

naptu2:
The Bala Miller Show was a very popular show on the NTA Network from c1983-1986.

Choi! The Bala Miller show on NTA, bros u bi 'óchrön'! Choi!!

Parental Advisory: kids pls stay off the mentions if u were born A.I(After Indomie) biko!

An aunty once told me "when u want to marry better marry a beautiful girl". I asked her why, and she replied "the world is unfair to ugly people. Just look at the queue in the banking hall, twi girls tried to jump it to the head(not at the same time tho), one who was not too fine was shouted on and practically chased off, while the other a very beautiful and classy looking chic was silently ushered in by the men and the ladies on the queue just turned their heads away. That’s what ur kids will face if u marry an ugly woman".

Naturally, I have never seen reason to think her wrong!

[quote author= post=86586824]Where is all these RELIGION and TRIBAL shenanigans leading us to in this nation?!

The same way some were complaining that Jona's government was filled with Christians and Southerners.

Where as this led us to as a nation since 1960?
Did Jona as the President provided something so basic as WATER to all the Local government in Bayelsa for 6 years he was the Numero Uno?
(The state with the fewest LG in Nigeria!)
Or did OBJ constructed Lagos to Ibadan Expressway in 8 years despite coming from the West?

Anyways........

We have learnt not to bother ourself anymore to avoid unnecessary arguements with nonentities
As some of us have said, it's good governance we want, even if only one village will be producing the Presidents or those that will make our darling nation move forward.
So be it..

Ka Chineke mezie okwu[/quote]Dumb thing to say in the light of the current security situation of the country, right now.

themonk:
Iphone XR 64GB Chip
120k
Pink

Phone number is in my profile.

Does iPhone XR have dual sim capacity?

My friend Wii U kip kwayet!!!

Bloody cultist like u! See im ear like church goer! Ekpa!!

Na nigga! 'Switch up' the benson nwanne!!

McCoy662:
Good morning Nlanders, I have this very issue bothering me. I have been in a relationship with this girl for about 3 years now. I love her so much, and she loved me until of recent when she told me that she's no longer interested in the relationship. She told me the stern truth that she was seeing someone else.

It's not like I don't take care of her, because I have given her almost everything she requested from me. I bought 90% of her clothes myself as she can't even buy for herself if I give her the money. I pay her bills too.

Just about 2 months ago, the said guy called me and told me that his gf (my gf) said I'm her ex, and they are now together. This guy is not that rich, he's just on average income scale, he's not super handsome and the worst is that, this girl calls and comes to my house for sex anytime she feels like. But that's all, we are not friends like before, we don't go out together, she don't even oblige my requests anytime I ask her for anything. She doesn't even visit on a regular except for sex.

Right now, I'm fed up; I'm tired of being in this love triangle, though I love her so much.
My guys advised me to beat her up and warn her never to come close to my house again, but I just can't. Though I feel used as a sex object, but I just can't say no to this girl's request.

I don't just know, am I being stupid?? Is there a Best way to handle this in a more diplomatic way?? I really love this girl.

So what’s the big problem? You don’t have to spend ur cash on her again, and u still 'tap that *ss' from time to time, so what’s d problem!?

See who is in need of saving shrinking from the medium of salvation.

Even the kids are not left out in the suffering our leaders have and are still consigning us to! Whatever happened to PMB’s body language again?

Later Lai Mohammed and his ilk wii come out with a long list of statistics to show that power has improved in Nigeria! Govt and ministers of darkness!!

Shebi after 5yrs it’s still PDP’s fault that this girl has to use ATM light which is incidentally powered by diesel generators to study! Govt with MSc and PhD in blameology.

nlPoster:
Why are you watching your brothers like a hawk?

because she doesn’t have a life of her own na!

Chai! Nnamdi Kanu and his Arewa counterparts won’t like dis news at all!

Nigeria good people, great nation! F*ck’d up leaders using religion to divide and rule are our only problem!

Kelechukwu clap for yasef wehdone! Maga wan pay bi that!

Chai! Poverty wii not kii u IJN! So European standard is now defined by paint!?
Abeg my real pipo hustle well make Shoprite no be ur pikin like Malaysia! What sort of Stockholm syndrome is being exhibited freely on this thread bikonu!

Wedding plans gone wrong! Bride and gigolo groom had to japa before they’ll be featured in '1000 ways to die'!

Buh Naija girls get mind o, no conscience @all sha!!

Wedding plans gone wrong! Bride and gigolo groom had to japa before they’ll be featured in '1000 ways to die'!

Buh Naija girls get mind o, no conscience @ all @ all!!

"He didn’t want it to appear he was taking directives from the Legislature"!?

But that’s what a democracy is, should more people continue to die because of one person’s ego? Oga, really how old is dis guy? He’s not with us in this century at all!

Chai! Bad market!! Format exposed, abort mission! I repeat, Abort mission!! Lazy youth

With the way ure skinny so, there can’t be much to see!

Is it ur 'showing'? Pls pipo shud leave dis lady for me, I luv her na!

That girl is going down! 20 billion will even produce her sexdoll carbon copy, and leave plenty of change! I mean, what sort of anyhow question is dis wan now!?