₦airaland Forum

Mraphel:


Man u, d next gunners

No, the next Leeds Utd!

Mm hmm! We should endeavor to be more productive so that ur kinsmen will see what to inherit after killing us and off! Abii!?

Lawmakers protesting at embassies ke! What do they now expect the pipo that voted them in to do? Get moving from those gates and galvanize ur colleagues to impeach and try the mofo!

henrybomb:
I have to upload it again
Sorry about that

Thanks, didn’t mean to sound impatient.

Where d pics na?

Okay seen. How much?

It’s a church bashing thread, any ediot with minimum data can rush down to type derogatory things now. But if it’s a Muslim thread, opinions are closed to any who do not admit to being a Muslim, while the thread is pushed to front page as an assault to all sensibilities! Seun, why the disparity?

If people want to comment on Christian issues, pls ask them first if they believe that Jesus is Lord! Don’t run Nairaland the same way Nigeria is being run! Like some animals are more equal than others!

Just negodu stupidity on a 'grandfada' scale!

How different is Naira Marley’s crase from Fela’s own! Hypocritical Nigerians! Maybe it’s Naira Marley’s fault that politicians are looting the nation into oblivion! Landlord way mumu

Chai! Do you have a sister in need of another Naija husband? Abeg where can I forward my CV to jaré?

If u like nor carry ur husband comot for this country, na burial u go do next if care is not taken! And I hope he doesn’t drive a Benz too because Efcc fit even reason im matter join sef!

saheedbadmus:
Nvr bite d finger that once fed u.. Obaseki needs to apply wisdom .. dere is a saying in Yoruba.. eni ba junilo leh Juni nu.. person wey senior u fit throway u..

Who "Oshiomole once feed”? We can really see where the 'senior politicians' have led us in this country to! Keep on with ur tradition of kowtowing to wicked old men that are only interested in stealing the food from the mouth of babies and toddlers! Nonsense!!

So Op, what’s with the buccaneer half dressed logo beside Naira Marley’s pic? Una don use style turn music fans to confra members like dis! Every failed parent now blames one guy (way jejely dey on en own) for their inability to fulfill their parental duties! What a hopeless & shameless generation of leaders & parents!

The Ibos came and settled amongst the yorubas peacefully, but some complained because their leaders told them that the Ibos were the problem of Nigeria! They went ahead and invited the Fulanis thru their grand patron and it seems they have since murdered sleep. As u make ur bed....just enjoy the spread! Isis, Boko haram, killer herdsmen are all the same ten and ten pence! Release ur warriors and watch the FG clampdown on ur village with alacrity! Shey una nor wan hear word since? Welcome to the next level!! Mumu southerners

Racoon:
Jonathan was right.

They chose the latter and now expect miracles!

This man is why we need electoral reforms in n this country! Just imagine one person with four wives and twenty-seven children, lucky for him the commonwealth of this nation feeds them. Now imagine those he-goats like him but without responsible sources of livelihood breeding an army of illiterate urchins just for elections, how on earth do u now think a good man will ever be elected to the highest office in the land without religion or ethnicity coming into play?

Our leaders should be determined by those who contribute the most to the economy and not just because ur state has a large population from philandering males shooting out multiple sperm cells that will mature into liabilities for the rest of those that actually bear the cost, all in the name of religion!

Offpoint:
He's death and gone and there's nothing anybody can do about it...

For F sake let me have peace, dead will come to everyone.

Y'all should stop acting like he was some Einstein...
He was just a sport man who was good at what he does... he wasn't saving the world or something.

damn it.

great lost to humanity as if half of the earth population gives a shît about basketball.

Mean thing to say, but it’s still the truth. Death comes to us all, & B-ball was never my thing. Can’t understand the fuss about any game that the scores dey enter triple digits, the goals no go get value!

PS: But if to say na my Ronaldo kpai like dis, I for done dey roll for floor since Sunday morring!

MelesZenawi:
All these Niger delta people sef.

Seems they are allergic to truth.

Na dem.

Don’t mind the old hag, she just exchanged her sense for a keg of ubulu up-wine!

That police commissioner should be demoted and transferred to Borno state with immediate effect! This is nothing but cold blooded murder!!

After two decades, dem still dey repatriate Abacha loot? Even children wen dem never born when Abacha thief all dis money done dey blo blo blow and still Abacha loot never finish! How much more if they decide to look into all these our past and present politicians foreign accounts? Magu, pls leave the yahoo boys small, reason the politicians, their own thievery fit impact our fourth generation! #insidelife! And a certain truthful saint once said "Abacha never stole any money"?

These guys don’t even fulfill a quarter to f their mandate sef! They’re supposed to be in the forefront of the investigation into the activities of the killer herdsmen, Miyetti Allah, and Boko haram! They’re not supposed to be providing escort services like our police has turned themselves into. Now they want to venture into another crucial part of the police service, civilian population control!

So how progressive is the Muslim dominated north when compared to a Muslim dominated UAE? Hausa pipo, keep letting this wicked old men use shackles of religion to deceive and hold u down. Ur children are out there in the streets begging for food. Meanwhile, is that a future the SW dreams of? If it is hold on to the coat tails of Muric let him lead u on as Afonja did his people!

Karma is a bitch on permanent PMS!

Mr Integrity again! Pls enough with the unintelligent lies already. Shameless bribe collecting, money in cap hiding, dirty minded thief!!

That guy in the 2nd pic with tummy that looks like it can swallow a whole community must be one of the pipo that is still on World Cup visa! Enyia hustle well o, Naija is on joyless mode for cashless pipo right now!!

payperpost:
ok good one.


*#COPIED*
Danger looming in many cities in the southwest With invasion of unruly Okada rider from the north

*EVERYBODY IS IN SERIOUS DANGER!*

Last week, a motorist in Festac Town hit an okada rider. He was trying to negotiate a turn, while signaling with his blinker. Unfortunately the motorcycle rider was going too fast, and did not know his road signs.

The result was an accident which damaged both car and motorcycle, and injured both rider and passenger. Before the driver of the car could come out of his car and offer assistance to the injured, about fifty okada riders appeared out of nowhere and descended on the driver, screaming for his blood and chanting Islamic slogans.

As onlookers stared, the okada mob beat the driver of the car senseless and damaged his vehicle. He only escaped with his life after he parted with N35,000.

In December 2019, a woman was making a turn into her compound, when a crazed okada rider came out of nowhere and ran into her car. When she came out of her car to assess the damage, a mob of okada riders attacked her and tore her clothes. By the time help came from people in the area, her purse and phone had been stolen and her children watched in horror as their mother was beaten and fondled by okada hooligans.

This is becoming a regular occurrence in and around Major cities in the southwest.

Who are these okada riders? Where do they come from?
Why are there so many of them? How come we cannot identify them?
Where do they sleep at night?
Who is funding the purchase of motorcycle?

These are questions we have to ask ourselves, and appeal to our government and police to answer.

In the last one year the influx of northerners parading as commercial bike riders, trash packers, vendors of tomato, fruits and vegetables, shoemakers, tinkers (garuwa paper), and other petty items vendors is alarming.

These men come to Lagos in droves and settle wherever with no identification, no address, no documentation. Nobody knows their real names; where they come from, or how to monitor them.

They parade around as cart pushers and steal drainage covers and man-hole covers, leaving gaping holes in the road. They steal generators and air conditioning units from houses and flats, and under the guise of bike riders, they rob innocent men and women at night or in the early mornings.

You cannot catch them because they have no identity and no one seems to know them.

What you may find most alarming is this; they know you. They know where you live and how many children you have, but you know nothing about them.

Most of them are not even Nigerian! They come from Niger and Chad and sleep outside your streets or roam around at night looking for what to steal.

I overheard a group of them joking that if any of their members is killed, they will spill blood before anyone knows what is happening. They did not know that I understand Hausa, so they spoke freely.

If you live in or around southwest , please forward this message to everyone you know. It’s high time we check this massive invasion and force these people to identify themselves.

Let 1966 and 1967 not repeat again, because these men all carry weapons and are just waiting for some sort of signal to use them. Before my very eyes a policeman at Mile 2 tried to impound a motorcycle for parking on the expressway, and a dozen of them drew daggers and threatened to stab him and his colleagues.

This happened on Monday at Mile 2! We are in danger and we don’t seem to know or care. By the time this message gets to the LG Chairman and the State Governor, perhaps they will force these men to begin to carry ID or even reduce their huge numbers.

I am not a bigot, and I don’t have anything against any tribe. But I value the lives of my family and neighbors, and I don’t want to wait until something disastrous happens before I say something.

Rest assured, Amotekun is here to save the day!

Aisha the brave just gave us a new hashtag!

Okiemute was not an 'Igbo' smoker #In2015

Femi Adesina was only half insane #In2015

This man again! Okay bring ur birth certificate from the mosque along with a letter of recommendation from shekau make we hear word!

kerzhim:
This man and his purported stories of him escaping death, and in the end there will be no video or picture evidence to back it up. Nawa o!

So you’d pause to take a selfie if armed assasins were shooting at you? Okay kontinue....

Sonnyboom:
If you are igbo you are not entitled to any form of restructuring cos u never demanded that from igbo installed president unlike Buhari.

Most of the soldiers that truncated regional govt are Igbos no restructuring can be half as good. If the not is kicking against it the SE should tell us why the destroyed restricting offered in regionalism.

See as dem embarrass bros with im 1000 yard white agbada for public! Who bros wan call? Musa don comot for gate since!

Lynx001:
y she no go commit suicide. when indian movies be lyk. sejal why have you not washed plates. Answer me nw.
mother:answer ur father why have you not washed them. before she will reply. sejal you have lost ur respect. Are out of ur mind. Nw grandma and i want to knw why you have not washed plate. Krida her small cousin will nw run upstairs. Aunty,aunty. Sejal has not told all of us y she has not washed plates. Sejal tell us Nw. Am ur aunty. Before sejal go open mouth neighbours don show. We 2 want to knw. as them dey talk na so their head go dey shake like agama lizard. Mtcheew. kill urself abeg.

Zeeworld don finish you!

Jesu! Kobe!!