₦airaland Forum

Na Iran una wan turn this our obodo Naija to?

And who the heck uses the term 'foreign' films in this century?

extol1:
how I wish God can seal the hoe of women for one good year and see how men will prosper and the level of death among men will reduce drastically within that period

Shuo? U must be a virgin!! Come on back to sender!! U want niggas to do what after seeing some kyn onion booty in those jeans! Tufiakwa!!!

Offpoint:
N100 ke? I no fit use N100 naira bet..
Na N50, I carry over 60 games luckily all of them enter.

dem go pay me my money, still try dey site this morning, e dey yarn me "Under maintenance"
dem go hear am

Offpoint:
Someone help me o, how do I contact Nairabet head office?

I won 5 billions 2 days ago, immediately I clicked on cash out the site crashed till date......

I don't want excuses when the site is back online o, I have proofs and screenshot... how do I sue them in case they temper with my account?

Wicked Nigerian! You wan use ur N100 cripple old papa business ba? Dem don change name to Ecobet because of u!

Drug induced moral compass.

Don’t do drugs, dem nor go hear! So konji shud kii d poor woman? After downing skushis, awonkpa, and blueing ur tongue with refnol u want to cut out the favorite part of ur mother? "Do not pass go, do not collect 200, go straight to jail!"

This is why it’s so difficult for the average Nigerian billionaire to say in plain terms how he made his money. Just one connect with a serving politician, and ur life fit change via one wicked deal! Just imagine how dis family begin dey swim in money! Father, mother, pikins! Chai! Chai!! Chai!!! This money u r sharing(in Mama Peace’s voice), e go soon red for our unborn generation!! #whatapity

Before the ban, did you rehabilitate your state’s water board?

Nice one from the beautiful Hadiza Bala. It’s now over to the governors of those states to strive for world class facilities and roads so they can attract more shippers to their ports. The FG should also think of harmonizing the shipping tariffs to make them as competitive as the Lagos ports.

PS: Reading comments here, I wonder how everything gets turned into tribal mudslinging and bashing. It’s like some people can’t see beyond their local upbringing? Na waoh!

lonelydora:
Who is that guy in the 6th picture that bastardized our traditional wear?


Congratulations and Happy Married Life, bro. Your wife is beautiful.

Na Igodye with im two left leg bi dat na!

He wants to abstain abii he has never had sex before?
It’s like this guy wants to port from Vaseline crew to sexdoll owner, I always knew those varicose veins on his arms came from 'dedicated workout' sessions!

Local woman cannot can again. That man needs to add 'marriage' under hobbies to his CV!

omohlexy:
U want to tell us you listen to Burna boy abi? So now u re current.

Savage! #insidelife

Osagyefo98:
They should permanently delete him from Facebook.

Okay, but will it make Nigeria a better place for Nigerians?

PS: I don’t support IPOB in anyway.

nzeobi:
When Peter Obi was governor, he worked with an opposition controlled legislature and it was successfull, I don't understand why our governors like running zombie government.

Our governors or the so called 'honorables' without honor? Shameless politicians with their 'anywhere belle face' politics!

johnjay4u2u:
Photo evidence o.

Amotekun is watching

masterflowx:
National cake is sweet abeg
Hope one day I have a taste of it too...

Not with that dentition my broda, if dem give u chance, u fit chop the knife, cake platter, table...everything!!

ForeThinker:
Localman is about to flew his country .....


He can't take It anymore

We can’t take it anymore too, grammernazi where art thou biko!

Nigerian parents:- You had better be going for another professional course!

Nigerian pikin:- Yes sir, I’m going to write Jamb for Business & Secretarial studies. It’s a double honor course sir!

Nigerian parent:- You go talk who wan pay school fees for that one when u write finish!

nairalee:
Which type of foolish headline is "Man Arrested in Church for sleeping with his two daughters"?

What has the venue of where he was arrested got to do wit the story or u just wanted to cause unnecessary controversy?

Na their work bi that! Like church has anything to do with the man’s evil.

I don’t blame him jaré, who no like berra tin!

Juss what the doctor ordered

Mehn that’s serious determination on display right there! This man should be a motivational speaker walahi!!

Mehn u sound like a broken record, "Zlatan set me up, evribodi shud look at my face"(1ce), (2ce), (3ce)! Ah ahn!! We heard u the first time!

Go to the police for chriisake! He belongs to a confraternity and he does little to hide the fact. Now what did u do to deserve them doubling ur lips size. Don’t tell me dey’re like that at room temperature, biko!

Shuo! If constant electricity is still a dream to the chairman of NERC, that means the rest of us out here can as well give up hope! Even Ifa cannot divine this one’s unseriousness!!

Ibadan EFCC following developments with avid interest!

You were sexually charged? Justification of the decade!

Well hope ur well recharged batteries have enough charge to last u for 21yrs? Unfortunately were u and ur brothers are going, you might just find out that na una go be the socket for different sizes of plugs! Anuofia! Atulu canbeer!!

catoluy:
Fighting Igbo people is a waste of time and energy because you are fighting God. Igbo people are direct descendants of God on this planet; they represent God. They are suffering now as a punishment from God for turning away from the Gods of the land. The day Igbo people will go back to their tradition like Nnamdi Kanu has been telling them, that day Hausa-Fulani and Yoruba will runaway from them. They are inflicting this evil because they know you abandoned your powerful Gods and being deceived by fake afonja pastors; who at night, go to shrine to appease their gods. Umu idiots, ewu, aturu!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLHg8Lji6Qg

Hian ooo! Which is it, is it God or gods? First they’re "direct descendants of God on earth" then they turned away from the "gods" of the land. It’s very confusing, so which is it gonna be? Monotheism or polytheism?

This guy has put on so much weight since his oga @d top took over in 2015. Juss continue, after the 7 fat years even the cow for Joseph dream stii manage lean again!

And later sombori wii tell me that the insanity is not an infectious disease!

This guy has put on so much weight since his oga @d top took over in 2015. Juss continue, after the 7 fat years even cow for Joseph dream lean again!