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Zonefree:
Sir, what year 40 Naira changed your life?

This was year 2002. 40 wasn't big money even then but it changed my life for good not that I invested it or something but I am not able to explain here.

Thanks for asking.

Omawumi17:
As a young hustler, I went to ojoo area in Ibadan to hustle
Luckily I was able to make 2300 naira profit
Excitedly, I took a Keke from ojoo to bodija and to buy some food stuffs from the profit. At all at all na winch
Unfortunately, the Keke dropped me in front of Amala skye �
I said to myself, babe, life is too short, enjoy small na
Na so I enter say make I spent 500 from the profit.
I saw people picking plate and a woman was scooping Amala into their plate
I picked mine too and she asked how many?
I said merin which means four little scoop
I moved staright to the ewedu and gbegiri line, the soup was enough for up to 4 persons
Next was the stew and meat line
I did not bother to ask the guy the price cos I thought at all at all meat ll not pass 500
I collected one bokoto
Na so I say make I pay money o
I handed 1k note to the cashier and he demanded for More
Kilode?
He said those tiny scoops I thought was 50# is actually 100# and since I collected 4, the Amala is 400. Mogbe!
Meat nko
He said the meat is 1000
Na so I shout o
Eyo kuro o eni damu o
I no want
He gave me the option of assorted 500
I grudgely accepted and ended up eating 900 at a go
Was the food nice? Yes
Was I satisfied? Hell No
Will I return back? Yes if I get sponsor
Did I get food stuffs, yes only potatoes and crayfish
Moral lesson: Always ask questions, no matter how silly
It's your girl poshscents Ibadan �

Moral lesson
Ps: I rarely eat out

Check your DM on twitter.

NozinoGroup:
Someone has to tell you that you’re SICK.

A sick man that can afford you and your family effortlessly for the next 3 years. I rather be that sick.

Oponu.

NozinoGroup:
Deserves


Do I have to look beneath the surface to know that you’re senseless? If you, your miserable wife and kids are not stupid, why would you ask another person to video themselves eating the food you bought for them?? Demon!

I won't go into the mud with a pig.

NozinoGroup:
Can’t you see how stupid you’re ? You want her to video herself eating on top wetin? Goat!

Every member of your family are stupid. I want her to video herself yes it is what I want. Foolish foool who only sees things on the surface.

@op, don't let idiota kids on here to get at you. If you want to take up the offer I am a dm away.

melody91:
because of Amala 2k u go buy.. u dey feel fly... Orishirishi...

Some of you are just retards. And I don't blame you, you are probably one idiot who hasn't seen life. Tw*t like you don't even know the plan I have for her.

Someone once gave me 40 naira that changed my life as it was millions to me then. With your pathetic attitude you won't go far in life. Didirin.

Omawumi17:
As a young hustler, I went to ojoo area in Ibadan to hustle
Luckily I was able to make 2300 naira profit
Excitedly, I took a Keke from ojoo to bodija and to buy some food stuffs from the profit. At all at all na winch
Unfortunately, the Keke dropped me in front of Amala skye �
I said to myself, babe, life is too short, enjoy small na
Na so I enter say make I spent 500 from the profit.
I saw people picking plate and a woman was scooping Amala into their plate
I picked mine too and she asked how many?
I said merin which means four little scoop
I moved staright to the ewedu and gbegiri line, the soup was enough for up to 4 persons
Next was the stew and meat line
I did not bother to ask the guy the price cos I thought at all at all meat ll not pass 500
I collected one bokoto
Na so I say make I pay money o
I handed 1k note to the cashier and he demanded for More
Kilode?
He said those tiny scoops I thought was 50# is actually 100# and since I collected 4, the Amala is 400. Mogbe!
Meat nko
He said the meat is 1000
Na so I shout o
Eyo kuro o eni damu o
I no want
He gave me the option of assorted 500
I grudgely accepted and ended up eating 900 at a go
Was the food nice? Yes
Was I satisfied? Hell No
Will I return back? Yes if I get sponsor
Did I get food stuffs, yes only potatoes and crayfish
Moral lesson: Always ask questions, no matter how silly
It's your girl poshscents Ibadan �

Moral lesson
Ps: I rarely eat out

DM me and I will take you to same spot to treat yourself. No sting attached. I am married with 3 kids. Alternatively DM me yourself details but you must video yourself enjoying yourself.

Country hard and helping each other is the way to go through this period.

Your story touched me as I ate there many times.

Hi all, I will appreciate the input of every of you.

The question

If you have 30m, how will you invest it in the Nigeria of today.

My aim is for the business to be able to generate profit after tax of 1m per month after the first 3 years.

Thanks in advance

Hi all, I will appreciate the input of every of you.

The question

If you have 30m, how will you invest it in the Nigeria of today.

My aim is for the business to be able to generate profit after tax of 1m per month after the first 3 years.

Thanks in advance

Praisedammy:
The Gmail address is invalid

A lot of people have emailed so it is definitely working.

Hi all, ABJ marketing, an Australia/Nigeria-owned company is looking for content writers. Pay is 3 naira per word. Applicants must have prior writing experience.

We proceed up to 1.2m words per month which means you are going to get tons of work but we want to spend the minutest amount of time editing articles hence only those who have experience as freelancers will be accepted.

We cover all niches.

If interested please write pierreojo101@ gmaildotcom

You can earn up to 300k a month depending on the amount of words you can write per day.

Hi all, ABJ marketing, an Australia/Nigeria-owned company is looking for content writers. Pay is 3 naira per word. Applicants must have prior writing experience.

We proceed up to 1.2m words per month which means you are going to get tons of work but we want to spend the minutest amount of time editing articles hence only those who have experience as freelancers will be accepted.

We cover all niches.

If interested please write pierreojo101@ gmaildotcom

You can earn up to 300k a month depending on the amount of words you can write per day.

How much will it cost to get Rx350 2010 model to Nigeria. I want the price for 2012 as well.

That area will rest a bit which is good. One idiot dying for the peace of the majority isn't a bad thing.

I need RX350, 2010 model and wonder if anyone here can advise me on how much it will cost me to get one?

I don't mind buying off the dealers here too.

Jesuisbelle:
The Reason Why Some Men Are Still Faithful Is Because They Don't Have Money To Cheat, Money Brings Out Men's Character.

I am not a poor man. I am actually very far from being poor but I haven't done it before. 7 years of being married.

samwash:
My oh my !! goose pimples don finish me this night becos of the graphic pic.
The best solution is to relocate from that environment, I nor fit shout.
@op, na wa for you ooo !! You dey experience this kind thing you still go renew your rent, you wan kill your self by your self ?
Guy if you are not packing to your own house in the next 1 yr & no solution to this situation at the moment, don't look at how cheap the rent it, for your Heath & sanity better relocate.

I am believing GOD that I will move to my own house in December. It is definitely that house. I have been in my friend's house in another state for few days now and I am not experiencing that shit.

Reminds me of one girl I met on facebook ( I eventually married someone else I met from facebook ) who I really liked them.

I was paying her school fee even before we met one on one. First day we were meeting, she was not what I wanted physically but at almost 30, doing well with my business and money not an issue, physical appearance ( which wasn't overly bad but shorter than me and I be 5'7 short ) was a big issue.

Took her to a hotel. Noticed she was fidgeting with her phone too much and laughing. Decided to hack into her phone ( blackberry those days ) borrowed the phone and quick installed a spyware.

I read all her chats on my laptop. She was telling her friend she managed to see my atm pin and as I don't drink there is little she can do until she has f*cked me and made me sleep.

As a sharp guy I no even touch her and immediately called my cousin to come and take a few things away ( after giving her excuses that the next day we will go to my house and I will take her to my parents ).

We ate well with the intention to pay before we check out as my friend was the manager of the hotel. Next day I just told her I wanted to buy us tooth paste and that was it. She eventually paid for everything as I had told the guys to ensure it ( even though I made them understand I would pay if she had not paid but she after much dragging got her friend to send her money )

Few years later I saw her at a filling station ( she is now a known actress ) she pretended not knowing me but who cares?

I wasn't ( and never have really been ) a play boy, I had good plans for her but she messed it up.

ppogba:
Sorry to disappoint you.

I have hung my boots.

All the same, thanks for the generous offer.
But Buhari is looking to replace his wife who has abandoned him and is in Dubai.

Buhari fada.

ppogba:
It is wrong to assume that every idiot who has an opinion about the university system in Nigeria is a graduate.

Some are still struggling at their 100 level.

I said I wasn't going to reply again after someone did justice to the rubbish post but now this.

Absolutely well said. I guess I will have to share my aunt between you and the other guy ( no dowry ).

Nosayer:
If education didn't fail this op, he would have realized that lecturers are not always the same.

That you had sadistic lecturers who failed you severally does not mean every lecturer is the same way.

Most of my own lecturers are great people and I remember having an A in 6 of the 7 courses of a certain lecturer in a first generation federal Uni o.

If the op becomes a president, he would be worse than Buhari because according to him, Nigerian lecturers are not good. May we not have someone with his kind of mindset becoming our president.

After this I don't think I should bother replying the OP any more.

GOD bless you real good. Contact me, I will dash you my aunt for free. She is just 53. But you go buy bleaching cream and beer but you are not paying dowry.

Jollof15:
Keep telling yourself that champ. Maybe you didn't see the pictures of baba lawal or matawalle's families from the sallah. In this country where most southern women now are having multiple abortions and consider 2-3 children an ideal family size, christians can never be more than northern muslims when the northern woman has 7 children on average

Muslims are more than you and more powerful than you and you will see it in the fact that the soonest a christian will have a chance to rule this country again is 2039

What's the percentage of the muslims in the south west? About 40%. In the South East and South south less than 10%. We have Christians of up to 20%, even 50-50% in many Northern states.

I choose to believe common sense not the nonsense census figures dish out.

Blitzerz:
They're gradually testing the waters

Either of two things will eventually happen to stop this madness 1. This country splits and we peacefully go our ways 2. There is a civil war and we violently end this forceful marriage.

Tonypen247:
This government has thought me that; in most denial, there is an iota of truth they refuse to accept at its initial until it reveals itself at their appointed time.



God will help us.

We Christians need to finally accept that GOD gave us a brain for a reason. Christians are more than muslims in this country ( forget all the rubbish agenda filled census logical reasoning shows clearly that Christians are more ) we can't allow a few miscreants among the muslims ( not all muslims are bad but if the good ones refuse to checkmate the bad ones then they should feel bad if they get tagged ) to rubbish us.

Enough has to be enough. We Christians try to practice live let's live but they want to foist their rules and laws on us, it must not be allowed. And GOD will not come down to help us in that.

Johnflowey1738:

Emilokan is just testing the microphone. This will the case scenario of Nigeria when The Agbado gang becomes president.

Exactly my thought. Some islamist fantastics are just testing the water with this news.

The ground plan is what they regard as fake news now.

They have not but there is no smoke without fire. It is obvious some mischief makers are testing the water with this "fake news".

Zikojukwu:
What a disgrace to Tinubu's supporters? They can't survive without lies. Kwankwaso asked Tinubu to resign and pay attention to his health.

A video was posted and you still can say this?

I hate Tinubu, Atiku is just an idiotas, Peter Obi has nothing to offer, but like it or not, Tinubu looks like he will be winning. We can only hope for a miracle to prevent it.

MITCHELL96:
Nawa oo


So they want Angels to come down from heaven to that club and grant Their request ?

God judges the heart not the location. He is after all a spirit.

ChybuzzDD:
I hope you're not a teacher teaching people's innocent children, with the bullshit you wrote up there

It'll be very disappointing if you are a teacher and don't know where to put a ''full stop'' or a ''comma' in a sentence.

Please note that sentences end with ''full stops/periods'', and not ''commas''.

Exactly my thought

macbede:
Hello

I just sent you an email

Have you gotten a reply from Pierre? Let me know if you have not.

We are recruiting more people.

Juliet751:
Please castrate the bastard.

Jungle justice isn't good. Just put him in the same room with 1,000 scorpions let them play 10-10 or whatever games he likes.

Whatever two animals do to each other can't be blamed on humans.

I don't care about music ( unless it is gospel or Sunny Ade or Chief Ebenezer Obey ) or celebs I opened this thread because I want to see creativity of a Nigerian blogger to see if they have changed.

I stop reading because of two things

1. Bad, extremely bad usage of the English language

2. Taking sides.

I see you are just writing for fun but if you are by chance a blogger, this is a title that can make you good money especially if you have a good audience on Facebook or any other social media. However, taking sides will put people off, some people may not even remember what happened, I expected you to remind them and discuss how it ended ( if it did ), taking sides was not necessary and will be a put-off for me ( as it is for me ).

Good luck.