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Amuatulu:
I witnessed the tragic event that year

well-done, ghost

I'm sure I'm not the only one that doesn't have a tiny bit of feelings for any ex. Once we're done, we are done! No amount of cajoling can make me go back even if he has A1 in 'fuckatology' Op, you need to use your head o, let go of the ex, cut all ties from him starting from the calls and messages. Which advice do you need that you can't get from another mature person that you have to go to him? No go end up with such a man that disgraces you at every given opportunity. There are lots of good men out there, don't miss out

Weedhustler:
Abeg wetin concern Hausa man with Igbo man award! Mallam abeg dey ur lane n face ur sugar Kane, wheel barrow n suya business.
Soon we go nominate u for burantashi award.

so, Grammy's na lgbo man award? I see

Wapgod:
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ruuuuuuuun!

Okay. Hope he gets it. BTW, Someone cannot even be FTC once! Before typing 'o', some big heads go don rush first to comment. Why are pipu wicked laidis?

It depends on the age gap. Which hand downs i wan give our own last born when I'm only four years older than her?(we are 3) Sometimes I dey 'steal' her beautiful clothes sef cos she sabi fashion pass me. And she no dey accept nonsense from anybody o.

Riele:
Actually , i'm related to her .

Alright then

Oga o. Which time did Akpoborire play for Nigeria? Same as Fatal Atere? Na Fatai be that o Fatal ko! Ghastly ni? Olodo OP

Riele:
I don't know why i like this chioma .

Maybe because she's a relative .

Btw

Who'll be my davido ?

your relative? Famzing

Surgeons dey try sha. I can't imagine being anywhere close to that stuff. Damn!

Me, mom(RIP ) and dad were watching a late night movie a long time ago, then a sex scene just popped up, gbam! Rough kissing and all. I felt uncomfortable immediately (cos my parents were there ni o), stood up and was about to go in when my mom said I should continue with what I was watching cos I was no longer a child and she faced dad and was discussing. Shuu! Laslas, I still didn't enjoy the movie, was very uncomfortable

NwaAmaikpe:




Mine was when I made my then landlord's wife moan for me.
She was 46 and I was only 18.
There and then, I knew I had come of age.

a lot of comments here made me smile, I laughed at a few. Got to yours and hissed

Amuatulu:

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Lille sef

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The guy don broke, he come dey famz

Na wah for Corolla thieves o. My brother's car was stolen outside his gate too. Was like magic. Parked outside after work, Woke up the next morning and boom, car was nowhere to be found

Amuluonyenaego:
Mr man u don't know history, am not saying this cos of tribe or what so ever. Go and read a book called BECAUSE I AM INVOLVED by Ojukwu you will see it there.

I don't know who said it and I don't care to know. Just jokes I said up there. AND, I am not a man, Mr History

oluwasegun007:
Why this time when constain round about is partly closed as well as apongbon...

Some people go sleep for road this Friday.

make dem endure am. It's all for the overall good of commuters. Nothing good comes easy

Olamilekxy:
this first time am reading a thread from page 1 to 17 on nairaland.
though am undergraduate student I really love this.
am jealous.

lesson learnt : there's much I can do with my data rather than be watching davido and wizkid on ig and twitter.

I will love to have this experience.

thanks, this type of thread we want on nl, not bbn9ja news that add anything to our knowledge.

thanks really appreciate, and I pray you succeed in all what you're doing, and don't forget the Chinese babe oo, dey update always.
I think nairaland suppose they pin some thread on front page, I mean this type of news should not leave front page.

you are so right. My battery ran down, had to beg my son for his power bank. Such an interesting one. A very big kudos to OP, he is a wonderful writer. Enjoying this thread so much. I hope we'll see more interesting posts on Nairaland. Enough of Tonto Dike, Tacha and the rest abeg

ultravires:
This is actually a huge loss for those concerned.

Meanwhile mini portable USB Rechargeable Hand Fan available in large quantities.

This fan works as a power bank. So you can charge your phone or power bank while taking advantage of cool air.

The battery lasts upto 4-5 hours(depending on the speed)

Price is just N1, 500.
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wow! I never knew it worked as a power bank o. And my baby has spoiled the one I have. Very good product, I love it

Amuluonyenaego:
it was said by odumegwu Ojukwu

No, Tafawa Balewa said it. Make we kuku turn am to wazobia thingz

Abfinest007:
and you allowed him to get away with it

enemy! You no be beta person aswear! person complain only, dem give am mark for face, you are now insinuating he ought to have done more. Na death be that na. Nigeria Police are criminals themselves

partnerbizn5:
Wish you well oo.

And beware of scammers too.

they are plenty here on Nairaland. The 'call me' them

Shit dey worry una. Game wey we don win, 3points gained. Make una dey there dey hala

Up Liverpool! Haters can hate, we dont care. Dia fada!

I said it! Said Mane would score and nothing Guardiola and his mind games will do. It has happened. 3 nil

Una dey sleep abi? Which 1-0? Na 2 now o

Bravo is a good goalkeeper but he go chop am

CeterisXVII:
Have you ever done man o'war drills and exercises in NYSC Camp? Climbing the ropes and jumping? You think you can do so in skirts, without those behind you seeing your panties or underwear?

dont mind them. Wearing trousers or shorts is a sin na. Yeye things. Maybe na skirt dem go take dey do exercises, rope climbing, jogging and all. Long skirt for that matter o. Dem go just, fall break teeth. Mtcheeeew!

damoobaba:
how will you understand? hypocrisy runs in your blood. we know the states that cool with collecting allocations monthly from the FG not minding if govt gets the money from cigarette companies or alcohol companies but they are the ones banning sale of alcohol in their states. #hypocrisy.
Now if some ladies could be allowed to put on hijab because of their faith.why are others not allowed to wear skirts because of their faith?

I'm not interested in arguing further with you. Eyaf do

simple250:
I'm not a blogger ,I hard about it on radio


It's better to listen to FM than visiting this forum because the mods are not current .

Don't mind them jare. Same thing I said in one thread like that. We would have read news on other social media platforms, days after, naim Mods on Nairaland go dey flex muscle with outdated news dia mata tire me

winningwinner:
Now you remembered that your land has laws? The Muslim Lady that was denied her law school certificate because she wore hijab had your support. Now, it's a turn of Christians, your land has started having laws that should be obeyed. The level of hypocrisy in Nigeria is unimaginable.

What are you saying ogbeni? What is the difference between an hijab-wearing lady that was denied a law certificate and the sisters that were stripped of NYSC cos of their refusal to wear the mandated shorts? Is it not the same thing? What hypocrisy? Who told you I was one of those who supported the hijab lady? I am a christian but not a fanatic. I no dey carry religion put for head cos no be im go carry me reach heaven. If anyone whether Christian or Muslim decides to go against the laid down rules in any given organization cos of their beliefs, they should be accountable for whatever comes out of it. Me ayam not understanding you fa

Ok. The way many people dey carry religion for head, one would think that's how pure their hearts are but nay! Many are just hiding under religion, their act, behaviour will never make them smell heaven .Even Jesus said 'give to Caesar what belongs to Caesar and to God, what belongs to God'. The laws of the land must be adhered to

babamadiba:
bros no no vex. Just switch am for me. Manchester city straight win.

ayam not a bros ooo