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Lattop:
U are alive to write dis rubbish eennn instead for u to start rolling on d ground Thanking d ALMIGHTY for sparing ur life to dis moment





INGRATE of the FIRST ORDER

Na wa o.
But I think he is saying u shud be thankful to God dat u are leaving fine where u are.
If dey are nt dr will u be able to have rest of mind @wherever ur place is?

D way some people comment sef

Bigcake:
Guy, abeg face front... If you are not willing to face all those ills as a soldier, then you have no business buying the army form.... like i said earlier, nobody forced them into it.

And in ur mind u are saying what's right?

They aren't forced to buy the form
But have seen people's passion in this army tin saying they just wanna defend the our father land. I've never have a single thought of joining the army but I keep praising those having that great interest of joining the army saying that's what they want.

Stop saying this o
They are not forced to buy d form and join the army BT dey choose to defend u.
#continue praying on their behalf

To me. I feel her not

Even d noise about her make no sense

Dear op

Just walk away from that tin u called relationship.

Provided that charm doesn't restrict you from typing on NL to express how u are feeling then stop giving yourself unnecessary stress. Its obvious u ar alone in the relationship. So walk away. Garther your self together and walk away (forget about him)

Have a good evening!

Peopl's comment tho!

Imagine

Its been two years ago

Now you are caught.

All those claiming what you are not,
Claiming you can solve a particular prob all in the name of scamming people. Your time is coming too.

Life will teach u sense when u finally find out that the journey of hustling has just began watching your dad and little ones behind hoping for big bros to get sometin done so as for the family to be able to look up to him

You just really have to let it go

Am in same shoe too presently and I need the money, I don ask the 2 different people wey owe me tire. Am being jonzed Un top my money.

I av to just move my hope to my next income.

Estharfabian:
Unconventional Nairaland folks would probably tell You to Ask him out...

please don't...If he's shy now? He'll probably be SHY in all Areas of his Life....

eg.intimacy??

You are probably not a shy type, and you can't probably be sure he'll be shy in all areas if he is shy in making his mind known to ladies or lady he like.

The tin is, he like the girl and even the girl can confirm it. #-I_be_shy_type_too


Don't ask him out (why because he may be d kind of person dat won't appreciate you doing the work l8r)

but in your own way be open to him and sometimes you may jokingly let him know he is too shy that he can't even says Wat he have in his mind abt u to you.

If him no tink about that kind of talk and ask u out in his own way l8r #no call me Olu again.

obiorathesubtle:
get him drunk and rape him

You no get conscience at all.

Well said
Enjoyed this from the top to the bottom.

Learned from it.

But

Based on the comments I read b4 dropping my own comment

Its obvious people are happy about your achievement sir, but many didn't know how it was from the scratch o.

My shinkini advice is for any interested nairalander to contact the op for piece of advice. 'cos am about to right away

Welcome to 2016,
Happy New Year And Congratulations!!!!!!!!

misspicy:


lol....

Thank you dearest Tosyne2much.

I think guys should be more aware of this because I learnt that their new mode of operandi is using female profile,we even have a lot of them here on nairaland

U garrit bro. Many of them are here on Nairaland. They call their selves gurus using that to scam innocent Nigerians. The way God take dey soak som pepu cane for hot ororo no be small. Even if dey fear not about today and their lives. They shud tink abt their unborn children fa.

Evening Y'all

Comments here got me lafin in Spanish


Love being on NL

Most times I com here to read comments especially from posts like this.

anyways Mr story teler, God just like ur life and he's not planning to loose you. Please accept him wholeheartedly henceforth

whirlwind7:
Not supporting or condemning your doing a quickie with a stranger, however the only part of the narrative I think ridiculous is this:

The only person i finally told the true of what transpired was a man of God; whom after praying, disclosed to me that the strange girl has a jealous spiritual husband who is a serpent. So the snake that bit me wasn't ordinary.


Trust me, even if you were not bitten by a snake, and you confess this escapade to your MOG someday, he will probably still tell you that the lady was a spirit, or some bullshyte.

Sex is sex, be it at home, work, on the road, in the bush, in your car, on your roof....The only difference here is you invaded a reptile's privacy, and it struck back at you. You were in a village, bushes everywhere, and snakes hide in bushes, and it was night too...

If you guys had been in a hotel room in the city and a snake appeared to join up for a thre3some, I could have bought your pastor's tale.

You are on point!

Jaycules:
Your village people don finally get you.... Sorry Bro

Shey na must say u must comment? Person dey talk about wetin dey affect him life and how solution can be brought up. You dey here dey say village pepu get am. E sure say na from experience u tk dey yarn #phew

Ay04z:
Hw many app person go dey use for phone self..see..i have ucweb for downloading,opera for browsing and whatsapp for chating ...all dis bbm,instangram,skype and telegram na trash as long as u re a very busy type.

Thought I was the only one o.
I only use whatsapp and fone browser on my fone.
Others are just dr. #time

Merry Christmas!

Happy xmas

Gaborone:
I'm humbled. You see I'm a good girl...I didn't quote your correct Inglish.

You try na

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Others are dropping their own idea and help openly. But he shud call u. So as for u to tell him to pay first b4 you tell him what to do.
I just thought so sha. because if u wanna really help. Ur fone no. Won't be here.

Some Naija knowledgeable people can be vexin me sometimes.

The topic was even brought to the front page for you to know that it's obvious the dons on NairaLand want others to benefit from comments. CHANGE Nigerians (not apc change o)

My future wife By God's Grace will enjoy our home.


The dog has been hit already, but for you to beat your wife is the worst just because of dog.


Omo na Naija will dey o. Not America. Any animal wey Bleep up, If I no get cane I go pick stone. Som are even saying hitting dog is bad, and I beliv if some of u are arnd that kind of annoying dog. U will do worst.

Its not a bad thing to remarry

But marrying ur wife's frnd after the death of ur wife is what's making me feel somhw.

First case it's just 4months after d wife's death.
Second case: marrying the close frnd of ur wife.


Maybe something has been going on btw d 2 dem dem. Cos it's just somehow.
And some female frnds can be somhw sef. (maybe she even don feel like to own the man b4 d death of her frnd, and d death too just do her good favour __'my thought tho!')



But as long as the two of you are really on the right track without your hand being invov with her death and ur mind is clean.

Then you are both good to Go and God will surely bless the union.

BT if u guys aren't, really na una personal problem.

Sorry bro but To me o

I can't disturb my life because a celeb is around where I am.

This remind me of my ND days in Fed Poly Offa, when Olamide, Dammy Krane and other celebrities came to our sch wit the help of the SUG and Etisalat. People left their houses so early and gat to stand inside the hot sun of dat particular day. Some of my frnds even came to my auz that we should go and watch Olamide n Co. Performing (very early o, wey I nva even knw wetin I go chop for dat day), the street of Offa town dry because student were inside d sku because it's a lecture free period or so. I DIDNT LEAVE MY COMPOUND DAT DAY. because I can't com n die because I wanna see Olamide.


When they all came back.
Some of them was unable to see him.
He came around 12pm or 2pm and Ola left as at the next very few mins because my frnds came n narate all.

Many came back regretting saying they are tired. The second day the video was out. I collect am tru bluetooth on my PC and watch it without stress.

Am not just dat kinda freaky guy sha. (I CELEBRATE CELEBRITIES O, I appreciate the fact that they are making good money from their hustle.) I Love Olamide, Dammy Krane, and their doings. I appreciate thier songs. But I can never because of seeing a celebrity hurt myself or disturb my voice (too special). Even if I dey Whr dem dey. I don't just have that strength of making dat noise. Instead I Will make noise for God in best way I can not for man.


GOD BLESS NIGERIA

willywasco:
The PDP said the special prayers have become essential as the nation is now, more than ever before in dire need of divine intervention, especially as citizens cope with the sudden hardship occasioned by poor management of the nation’s economy in the last seven months.

ONE THING I DONT LIKE ABOUT POLITICIANS

You said we Nigerians should not insult PMB dis season. But u start it first, saying they have been mis-managing the nation for last 7months.

If you want to correct us, then try lead by doing the right tin.

APC, PDP una all be d same thing.
From PDP to APC, From ACN to APC (same people coming from the corrupt family shouting change)
Liars, Linus, Linuses.


When God go start fire, na then una go stop making fake promises and CHANGE for good.

Gaborone:
Hi Dear,

Sorry about the situation.

I'm happy you're the elder one...I'm sure it would make things a tad bit easier. You may need to force her out of her shell by bringing up things that would increase the contact between you guys. One way you can do this is asking her to help you do things once in a while. For eg, is she a make-up freak like my sister? If she is, you can present yourself and your kit for trial sessions. You can always ask her to shave your brows if you shave them. You can tease her about being an in-house professional, and have her do your make-up when you have outings every now and then. Those are just examples. Just think...does she know how to tie scarfs? You can have her tie yours every now and then. Is she a fashionista? You can start up a conversation with her when picking clothes to wear or buy. Even if she isn't a 'professional' in any of these, you can always form 'I need another hand to do this'. The options are endless actually. Ask about her opinion on weaves and hairstyles whenever you're going to make your hair. Another way of getting you guys to talk.

You can also tell her about your day. Forget you guys aren't so close for now, just make the gist exciting. No one keeps quite for hot gist. lol. And then, ask about hers too. When she's going out, tell her jokingly not to fight or knock down anyone's tray. Comment on her dressing. etc.

And then, you can ask her out of nowhere one day ''if she feels like flexing". If her answer is positive, you both can stroll to a fast food joint nearby to buy whatever you can afford. Only both of you should go for this walk. I say so because if your youngest sister comes along for now, she will gravitate towards her, since they are closer for now, as such, the purpose will be defeated.

There're many things you can do actually, the idea is 'forcing' you girls to communicate/interract. The more you do that, the more barriers are broken, and the more you bond.

I must add though, that if she rebuffs all the subtle attempts at getting close to her, you may need to sit with her and bring up a direct conversation about it. Ask what's wrong? What happened? Is she hurt about something you did? Is she angry with you? Is there anything going on with her she would want to discuss with you? How can things be changed?...etc.

Don't worry, all iz well. She will come around.

Cheers.

You already said it all.
You spark some of what I wanna spoke.
Nobody quote my correct Inglish

Lord Help from this fire issues o

Seriously oga boss

U need to talk to him,
If u like his service let him knw why he should give you some extra days b4 u can close for the year. And let him know that bringing his b'day issue into his work isn't ur own biznes.

My boss always do the same to any of us.
Whenever we ask him of tins he can't gv us on time, he will let us know n ask us to gv him few days.

@OP

Nice Update and Detailed Explanation
about this Payoneer Card

Jah Bless.... Your Detailed Explanation relieved me
some headache

Emmyk:
I requested for the card some months ago. Problem now is, they keep mailing me that I should activate the card when they haven't even delivered it to me yet.

Maybe your address is not traceable....
mine was delivered to my house address.
I wasn't even around when it was delivered
my neighbors saw my name on it,
and keep it till I came back.

What is this one saying?
For me I see no sense in what you just typed here. Take a look at it. The person that post this isn't putting the blame on anybody. He's just saying he was moved seeing the boy carrying his kid sis on his shoulder. But u start putting blame on the father. Ok fine d 4 kids is on brought to life, he shud kill dem right? But instead of d boy to start making excuses (just the way you making yours now) he decided to carry his lil sis. On his shoulder believing God for one day things are going to turn around and sch bus will be picking the girl from the compound gate. #tink before commenting. Som NL comment dey piss me off big time

aguiyi:
i dont see the sense in your post,a school bus should take those kids to school and back daily.

their father should be condemned for having up to 4 kids when he can not give them quality life.

you think that boy is happy carrying his kid sister to school on shoulder ?

@ poster. Am very much happy I got this 5 fact from you. I attend even a seminar on this blogging tin back den in Aug. But I'm just using my tym to tink about the best time to start. Ur 5th point is where I am. because of my tyt schedule I just leave it on a lane 1st. because of ur point. #am subscribing to ur mailing list. because I gat questions. You can be a good mentor to me.


And @ the Nairaland team. Thanks today for the mail I got from you.
Today is my birthday. I just check my mail dis morning lo n behold its nairaland mail wishing me a HBD.

Thanks team. #God_bless.