₦airaland Forum

Emperoh:
The normal one u know? She's too small to be given the 10inch long one.
I don't want a case of child abuse,

d normal one = 3 inch
is dat what u are threatening clem with?
u go swallow that one along with d two rounded attachments sef

SAM MILLA:
she don apologise with her knees on the ceiling

na lie, we no gree o,
we no accept apology o,

wetin i go do with all what i don pack,


_{gives Jet li $25,000 to charter bike to HONG KONG}

@poster

just do what u have to do.
follow ur heart, but use ur head

@poster

Just Do it

SAM MILLA:
ituen, delib,,olulu, rebellious,gilgee, seunspice, clemcykul,,,wetin una dey here dey do wey somebody dey attack me for romance section?, na me miss road go find them go there oh

_{Packs jack hammer, saw, shot gun,
stiletto, sword, magnum 44 pistol,
bazooka, bullet proof jacket,
sub machine, ak 47,
condoms, sepe, paraga,
and
takes along Jet Li,}

Oya Sammy where dem dey

Seunspice,
u have welcome to d being


Kolomentalist Grade C

u try,

dats d issue,

u no get at all , at all

who else?
na me now

L L Smiling O



Ladies Love Smiling Olulu

donkey, oops i mean, monkey,
sorry, kronky the kolomantalist grade a plus

u da "M"

shit shit people

clemcykul:
olulu now am convinced u have nitemares featuring babes wit 3 boobs chasn u up nd down

wake dude u need to adapt to the two breast kokolets

just 2,
ok,
will try them out

gilgee:
You no know na.

No one fit do me like you

You are the sweetestest

<sub>Empty Drum,

Korofo

Plenty talk, No action nigga</sub>

delib:
olulu na wa for you oo

Bros, hw i for do now,
she fit b fine chick.

clemcykul:
olulu ure good

Thanks Love,

Nina4eva:
Do you lack jokes , ask,ok.

Aunty, u too vex
i will come for u next,
no rush,
coolu temper,

u know,

L L Smiling O
Ladies Love Smiling Olulu

success123:
he lacks everything

_Nitwit

ayusman16:
Olulu is a 49yr old student, who has made 17 attempts sitting for WAEC. Infact, he's a virgin and a titled Thief of his Village. He's HIV, STD, TB, Gono, Staph and all sexual diseases positive. Mere lookin at u infects one. His case is a very sorry case as the devil himself respects him!

Playa hater,
but then,
dats ur 411 not mine

delib:
nonsense

I go need female barber b dat

i can get naijastyle 2 customised babes with 4 boobs and mutiple entry,

they will work him over,
blow his mind,
and he go normal back,
except for back ache, waist pain, and limp bla bla bla

@ tyty


omoge, clap for thyself

ty ty baby

delib:
Ahora pienso que son los responsables u, u, ¿por qué tienen que reducir su reputación?

na curse u dey curse?
Keep it simple, speak ur broken english instead

gilgee:
@Olulu
Oboy I be 100% Nigerian and na enirish we dey speak for Nig. So no blame me. So you join those people wey slave trade force to learn Latin? Eyaaaa. sorry ehen. . .

ituen:
Giligee,

Na the slave trade effect dey worry the boy

gilgee:
True talk Ituen.

_{Kolomentalist Grade A Plus People}

Simple Latin, una no understand,
U sure u guys see d 4 walls of a school so?
i doubt it

Kolomentalist Grade A Plus

1) Ituen
2) Gilgee
3) Tufe


Kolomentalists Grade B Plus
1) Night Nurse
2) Kronkay
3) Naijastyle
4) Sauce Kid
5) Delib

Normal People
Others not mentined above


Saints

1) Olulu
2) Olulu
3) Olulu

@naijastyle


@gunpoint
thanks man,
i could take a bullet for u

tessybaby:
abeg una tell me
who be this Olulu? i mean everythin about him
_{family background, age, sex, education, HIV status, inshort all}

Hmmmmmmmm,

what do u want to know baby?

family background= Titled Prince in my street, omo eko gan gan ni
age = not sure again, cos with the number of sworn affidavit and CVs i don do, i no know d real one again
sex= 3 times daily
education = bsc, aca
hiv status = negative
habits = writing and dancing
Hobbies = kissing
date of birth = may 32 19sumtin
Martial Status =
Occupation =

hmmmm,

_{should i laugh or not?}

ayusman16:
The craziest thing av ever done was replying this dumb joke. Sorry, don't usually write such but damn! It was meaningless and disgusting!

olrotimi:
ha ha ha , lafin like a drunkard that you are

delib:
@poster
i wonder how old u are for postimg this pretty piece of sht

Dumb ass people,
lost their sense of humour.

_{maybe muscle pull catch una brain sef}

Crazy people
Kolomentalists

Zuby?
ZOO b?
Zombie?


don't mind me, just fingering your brain

Zuby is in da hood,
but he has got to prove his manhood,
we want a guy that has got funny actions,
to bring in that fun injections,
have u got d balls?
nope?, well welcome to da free fall

u don kolooooooooooooooo

gilgee:
More bear bear to your bla bla

kingkams:
Very Poetic Post. I admire your talent. More grease to your elbows.

@ all


na go de
e se
da lu



tank u

gilgee:
Yes Prof. Ituen I very much agree with you. Though the experiment turned sour, yet it cannot be compared to the poverty driven act of Madman Madam Clemcy.

@ Clemcy

When next you are in dire need of a sanitary pad, make do with a coconut fiber.
Its more hygienic.

Omoooooooo, brushieee yeee
u harsh o,
she no give u do?
u too vex o
kai,


_{Na she b dis}


madam clem,
sori o

nemo that quod non habet = u can't give what u don't have

if u no get lips, how u wan kiss?
even if u get lips, but u no sabi kiss, how u wan take give good kiss?

and,
_{if ur bla bla bla is not funtional, how u wan take bu la la}



@delib, gilgww, ituen

Bush people, simple latin una no sabi