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naijastyle:
^{*runs to buy jumbo chicken n' chips from SFC*}
I no fit fight gorilla but i fit kill am.
So na u be the man wey gorilla snatch him wife.
eeya, pele

gorilla? snatch wetin?
impossi-can't
i go "popo" him tin die.

me, olulu d zulu
nothing dey happen

are u still at pillar 4 , under oshodi bridge?
or na ajegunle u dey now?

four actually,
2 on either side

naijastyle:
Tyty Keep it up.

Men will always be men.

Stupid chicken livered man. Can't even stand up for his wife.

c ur big mouth, u fit fight gorilla?
common chciken u dey run for



@poster

u no end d tin o,
what happened afterwards,
did d gorilla ,em em,
u know

webdezzi:
is olulu the same as kola?

who d heck is kola?
dat guy dat is not "spartan" enuff,

abeg o, i ve got more balls.

the woman sumone i know,
like em like dat,
all action, no holds barred



@poster
nice one, hope u ain't married to a police man

this one no b four girls,
na factory fitted babe;
i.e. a babe with 3 boobs,
one for ur left hand
one for ur right hand,
one of ur mouth,

i won't tell u how many "entry points" dey under,
i will leave u to discover,
but i hope by d tyme u uncover,
say no be small matter,
ur hammer will not be on fire.

@ituen, folly69, clem


<sub>takes out his shotgun, and sword,
puts frying pan on fire,
and goes in search of them

am going to shoot them in d ass,
cut off their balls,
and fry it.
then present it to lola as a token of my love</sub>

c ur big mouth, like anus

LOGIC VS. EMOTION

I see her……………,
My head tells me, “She’s fine”.
My heart tells me, “Go for her”.
I want her…………,
My head tells me, “You can get her if you want to”.
My heart tells me, “It’s she or nobody else for you”.
I sense her………….
My head tells me, “She’s too fine for her own (or even anybody’s) good”.
My heart tells me, “Only the finest is good enough for you”.
I think about her………….
My head tells me, “She is like a magnet that attracts all sorts; guys, competition, rivalry, fights……………”.
My heart tells me, “This is once in a lifetime opportunity to get what you rightfully deserve; a beauty of a lady as your woman.
I draw her……….
My head tells me, “Don’t be a fool, walk away while you still can”.
My heart tells me, “Carry go, no shaking”.
I call out to her, “……excuse me……”.
My head tells me, “This can only end in a disaster”.
My heart tells me, “It can only get better”.
She looks my way……………….
My head tells me, “Tell her it’s all a mistake and pass on by”.
My heart tells me, “Move in, engage and lock on”.
She smiles at me……………
My head loses contact with my tongue.
My heart triples its normal rate.
She moves closer………………
I said, “Hi”.
“Hello”, she replied.
“How are you doing?” I asked.
“Am fine”, she said.
“So…, , what’s up with you?”
“Nothing much, just chilling”.
“So, , , what you doing tonight?”
“Well, it depends on you”, she said, looking at me coyly.
“Well, lets go someplace, you know, take a bite, and drink, get to rub minds together,” I stated and added, “then maybe I’ll take you to know my place”.
“No problem”, she said and added, “But it will cost you”.
“What do you mean?” I asked, wondering what she meant by that statement.
“N1, 000 for a round, N1, 500 for two rounds, and N5, 000 for *T.D.B”, she replied smiling.
I move back startled, turned and walked away quickly.
“No it can’t be,” I muttered to myself.
“Yes it is,” my head said.
My heart said nothing.
“She can’t possibly be a …………”, I started to say, but couldn’t bring myself to say the word.
“Well, she is”, my head said and added, “She is a prostitute”.
My head asked my heart, “So what do you have to say now?”
My heart replied, “Love is blind”.


*T.D.B – Till day break







Love logically, and not emotionally, use your head and not your heart.
The brain has more staying power than the dick, the brain is always hard.


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Nice one man


u try

Rebellious:
How dare you attempt to insult me you brainless, ass licking, shit eating, d!ck sucking, slow, illiterate, nose picking then eating, mother fuckin' son of a bastardinho.

Bet all the girls you tried to have sex needed a magnifying glass to see your d!ck becuz it's so small that it can go through the eye of a needle, retardinho.

Rebellious:
In your fuckin' dreams, you worthless bag of filth. The day I'd find you attractive, I'd lock myself up and cry myself to sleep, wake up and cry myself to sleep again.

girl so hotdinho,
spit fire like ruggedinho,
heads go bash, fingers go breakdinho,
but she tight like ronaldinho.

so touching

makes me wanna cry

ituen:
Olulu,

Any girl u bring come gotta pass through tests setup by my 4 wives.

and my wives no want another addition because them too like my money to share with a newbie

well, she will pass any tests whatsoever,
but leave ur wife out of dis,
cos
dis one ain't after ur money,
she just needs a sample of ur "whitish liquid" for experimental purposes,

_{hope u live to tell d tale when she is thru wit u
u know, "The Species style"}

but cool

neutered?

big english

@poster
good one

Hi people, am interested in being a script writer for a comedian e.g. a.y. live
writing is one of my strong points and i tend towards comedy aspect,
would be glad if i can get hooked up.

thanks

ty baby

u dey make me kolooooooooooooooo

am interested too o
hope i ain't too late