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Jokes EtcRe: From Kronky! With So Much Weed In Da Brain by olulu(m): 4:34pm On Mar 25, 2008
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Jokes EtcRe: Show God Ur Love, Dn't B An Oliver Twist Only by olulu(op): 3:35pm On Mar 25, 2008
clemcykul:
takes a bow and tumbles
Beef
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Jokes EtcRe: Play Safe, Always by olulu(op): 3:32pm On Mar 25, 2008
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Jokes EtcRe: Girls' Night Out by olulu(m): 3:31pm On Mar 25, 2008
guy u don kolo
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Rolling on d floor laughing my black ass off (roflmbao)

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Jokes EtcRe: E Get As E Dey Do U? by olulu(m): 3:14pm On Mar 25, 2008
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Jokes EtcRe: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by olulu(m): 3:10pm On Mar 25, 2008
clemcykul:
gilgee is that how u kiss males?

iteun kanda lips are more lucious just givn u an insight thou i don't have lips and am very sure the first tyme u were kissed u fainted cuzz uve nevr
expreinced the bliss and crescendo of a good kiss grin
nemo dat quod non habet


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RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Circumcised! by olulu(m): 3:01pm On Mar 25, 2008
bennygee:
abeg which part that clitoris dey?
na front abi na for back?
i dey always look for am.
please genuine answers will be appreciated
go watch blue film
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Jokes EtcRe: Girls' Night Out by olulu(m): 2:48pm On Mar 25, 2008
@ kronky


u try, clap for yaself
roflmao
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Jokes EtcRe: Show God Ur Love, Dn't B An Oliver Twist Only by olulu(op): 1:43pm On Mar 25, 2008
takes a bow


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Poems For ReviewRe: Rhymes by olulu(m): 9:32am On Mar 25, 2008
life is too short to be unsuccessfull,
thus i plan to live life to the full,
i don't want to play the fool,
so i try to keep things cool,
i got to make this money,
not cos of the honies,
but to b da real man,
not controlled by any woman,
i can b what i want to be,
and if u stand in my way, i will sting u like a bee,
stay tuned, am going to d top,
and i won't b a flop.
Jokes EtcRe: Me O Mo! by olulu(m): 5:21pm On Mar 20, 2008
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dundee, u try small.

but ur joke too "mumunish"

makes me wanna kick ur ass

u get ass?
me o mo!!!

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Jokes EtcRe: Life Sentence Palaver by olulu(m): 4:46pm On Mar 20, 2008
@ poster


u da man, oh, i mean, da woman.
nice one
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Jokes EtcShow God Ur Love, Dn't B An Oliver Twist Only by olulu(op): 12:05pm On Mar 20, 2008
Hi God,
you know I have always being in love with you.
Though it’s being like three months since I listened to you last,
but I’ve been very busy.
And it’s always like it’s me doing the talking at any time we get to communicate,
but you understand now,
I have so many things that need your urgent attention.
Yeah, I know, it’s even like when I need something that’s when I call on you.
Your book? You mean the one you want me to read always.
Em…, well,
I read it, but i………I kind of like don’t have time now,
but I still glanced at it like 2 or 3 weeks ago.
I really try to always do what you say I should do,
but it just seems I do what you say I shouldn’t do more.
Your place? Well………, i always have it in mind to come,
but you know,
that’s the only day of the week I have to myself;
you know I have to do my laundry and some other stuffs,
and get prepared for the working week.
Ok, ok, God,
I admit it;
you’ve got me,
am guilty.
I know, I don’t wait and listen to hear from you,
I just pray,
and ask and ask and ask.
And worse still,
I only pray when I need your help.
Am sorry about your book, my bible,
it has been gathering dust somewhere.
I know Lord that I have not been doing your will,
I always do the wrong things,
and coming to church has not featured in my schedule for a long time.
I admit it Lord,
am sorry,
I know you love me,
and I love you too Lord.
But help me to show the love Lord and not just say it.
Let my desires be towards you always Lord.
Thank you Lord.
Em…, Lord, hope you haven’t forgotten the money, u know, the 20k, I asked you o!


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Poems For ReviewRe: Naughty Rhymes - Get Naughty But Not Vulgar, Or Else "ban" by olulu(op): 11:59am On Mar 20, 2008
dis are sum of my earlier works



MY KIND OF LADY

I need a lady that will match my actions
With the necessary reaction
To ignite my passion
Without any limitation
Or hesitations
But with plenty of imagination
Taking me to another dimension
And giving me her total cooperation
With enough vibrations
And gyrations
When am giving her the injections
Through my insertions
So as to grant me that satisfaction
That is devoid of lamentations
But that will get me into celebration
With plenty of jubilation
I need a lady with the emotion of affection
And not of infatuation
But with the emotion
That will give me the inspiration
For all occasions
A lady with conversation
To fuel my determination
A lady with the right fusion of perfection
To give me the perfect relaxation from emotional frustrations
A lady with no complication
But with the mental composition
That gets my appreciation
And gives me sweet sensation
In short,
A lady with the right motivation
Wicked intention
And solid reputation
For an all night action










Lead me not into Temptation, i can find it myself


i love it when a lady does d inviting,
makes the offer enticing,

but how can we get intimate?
without physically gettin into it?

i love your body to explore,
taking things nice and slow on the floor,

you on top,
or me doing all the work,
just as much as there is no flop.

but if things are strictly intellectual,
and might possibly not get sexual,

then lead me not into temptation,
for i know temptation's destination.

But then,
how can i pass up on a lady's offer?
when your world if i might still conquer.

Thus,
bring it on lady,
i will try to keep things tidy.

Hmmm,
when temperatures starts rising,
and we can't sort out our feelings.

Blame me not,
if i eventually get u twisted in a nut.

for when we get in too deep,
i might just let it rip.

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Jokes EtcRe: You Just Have To Read This! by olulu(m): 11:56am On Mar 20, 2008
@cashie
cool one,
u should try it too

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RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Circumcised! by olulu(m): 11:38am On Mar 20, 2008
Next tyme
take plenty of sepe
and paraga,
also add yoyo bitters,

u go see who go quik tire,

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Jokes EtcRe: E Get As E Dey Do U? by olulu(m): 11:30am On Mar 20, 2008
flies in thru d window,
butt naked,
with tool at attention

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Jokes EtcRe: Golf In The Bedroom by olulu(m): 11:04am On Mar 20, 2008
Glad u noticed


takes position on the roof with his sniper rifle
Mission Code name: Operation Balls
Mission: Take out ituen's balls


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RomanceRe: Secret Things Men Do by olulu(m): 10:57am On Mar 20, 2008
tRoOE:
I always peep when the guys are taking shower, that was how i knew lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lmfao

I wonder why it's so hard for you to believe me that I don't participate in that kind of activity wink

LOL dude how am I an hypocrite cheesy cheesy cheesy



LOL you guys are killing me cheesy cheesy cheesy it is that surprising i hppen to be one of the odd onces lol i guess you can call me weirdo then

Na but why stress myself doing that crap since i got someone that can/will do it for me

Am innocent until proven guilty
cheesy cheesy cheesy
u don't do wetin? lie lie baby
innocent? u wish
those nights when ur bf no dey nko?
ur house boy helped out, or ur house maid,
ok, when u were home alone nko?
it takes one, to know one,
takes a thief to catch a theif,
and ur kind na pro, i sure,
thus most def, u are as guilty as they come

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Poems For ReviewRe: Naughty Rhymes - Get Naughty But Not Vulgar, Or Else "ban" by olulu(op): 9:50am On Mar 20, 2008
@ Lil_jaymz

dats ws cool,
check dis out, freestyle version

wish i could lie down on the beach sand,
just browsing and flowin on nairaland,

wish i could hook up with d lady ifyalways,
but she might not want to do tins my way,

wish i could sit in d studio with my hommie lil_jaymz,
and all day create our chart topping jams,

wish i could kiss d lady rebellious,
but dats a proposition considered dangerous,

wish i could sing like 2face,
but am just a guy with a black face,

wish i had d fame and wealth of Styl Plus,
but i would also want to b as tall as six foot plus,

but am just me, olulu,
d guy dats not a zulu,

kissing is my game,
olulu is my name,

i have no shame,
cos am too sure i will soon get d fame.


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holla back, later man.
Jokes EtcRe: Golf In The Bedroom by olulu(m): 6:24pm On Mar 18, 2008
ituen:
Kola,

Take your time oh. Why u dey warn devil's uncle?

i ain't no devil or his uncle,
hmm,

ignorant people always turn what they don't understand to spiritual matters



idiot

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