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clemcykul:Beef ![]() |
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guy u don kolo ![]() Rolling on d floor laughing my black ass off (roflmbao) ![]() |
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clemcykul:nemo dat quod non habet ![]() |
bennygee:go watch blue film ![]() |
@ kronky u try, clap for yaself roflmao ![]() |
takes a bow ![]() |
life is too short to be unsuccessfull, thus i plan to live life to the full, i don't want to play the fool, so i try to keep things cool, i got to make this money, not cos of the honies, but to b da real man, not controlled by any woman, i can b what i want to be, and if u stand in my way, i will sting u like a bee, stay tuned, am going to d top, and i won't b a flop. |
![]() dundee, u try small. but ur joke too "mumunish" makes me wanna kick ur ass u get ass? me o mo!!! ![]() |
@ poster u da man, oh, i mean, da woman. nice one ![]() |
Hi God, you know I have always being in love with you. Though it’s being like three months since I listened to you last, but I’ve been very busy. And it’s always like it’s me doing the talking at any time we get to communicate, but you understand now, I have so many things that need your urgent attention. Yeah, I know, it’s even like when I need something that’s when I call on you. Your book? You mean the one you want me to read always. Em…, well, I read it, but i………I kind of like don’t have time now, but I still glanced at it like 2 or 3 weeks ago. I really try to always do what you say I should do, but it just seems I do what you say I shouldn’t do more. Your place? Well………, i always have it in mind to come, but you know, that’s the only day of the week I have to myself; you know I have to do my laundry and some other stuffs, and get prepared for the working week. Ok, ok, God, I admit it; you’ve got me, am guilty. I know, I don’t wait and listen to hear from you, I just pray, and ask and ask and ask. And worse still, I only pray when I need your help. Am sorry about your book, my bible, it has been gathering dust somewhere. I know Lord that I have not been doing your will, I always do the wrong things, and coming to church has not featured in my schedule for a long time. I admit it Lord, am sorry, I know you love me, and I love you too Lord. But help me to show the love Lord and not just say it. Let my desires be towards you always Lord. Thank you Lord. Em…, Lord, hope you haven’t forgotten the money, u know, the 20k, I asked you o! ![]() |
dis are sum of my earlier works MY KIND OF LADY I need a lady that will match my actions With the necessary reaction To ignite my passion Without any limitation Or hesitations But with plenty of imagination Taking me to another dimension And giving me her total cooperation With enough vibrations And gyrations When am giving her the injections Through my insertions So as to grant me that satisfaction That is devoid of lamentations But that will get me into celebration With plenty of jubilation I need a lady with the emotion of affection And not of infatuation But with the emotion That will give me the inspiration For all occasions A lady with conversation To fuel my determination A lady with the right fusion of perfection To give me the perfect relaxation from emotional frustrations A lady with no complication But with the mental composition That gets my appreciation And gives me sweet sensation In short, A lady with the right motivation Wicked intention And solid reputation For an all night action Lead me not into Temptation, i can find it myself i love it when a lady does d inviting, makes the offer enticing, but how can we get intimate? without physically gettin into it? i love your body to explore, taking things nice and slow on the floor, you on top, or me doing all the work, just as much as there is no flop. but if things are strictly intellectual, and might possibly not get sexual, then lead me not into temptation, for i know temptation's destination. But then, how can i pass up on a lady's offer? when your world if i might still conquer. Thus, bring it on lady, i will try to keep things tidy. Hmmm, when temperatures starts rising, and we can't sort out our feelings. Blame me not, if i eventually get u twisted in a nut. for when we get in too deep, i might just let it rip. ![]() |
@cashie cool one, u should try it too ![]() |
Next tyme take plenty of sepe and paraga, also add yoyo bitters, u go see who go quik tire, ![]() |
flies in thru d window, butt naked, with tool at attention ![]() |
Glad u noticed takes position on the roof with his sniper rifle Mission Code name: Operation Balls Mission: Take out ituen's balls ![]() |
tRoOE:u don't do wetin? lie lie baby innocent? u wish those nights when ur bf no dey nko? ur house boy helped out, or ur house maid, ok, when u were home alone nko? it takes one, to know one, takes a thief to catch a theif, and ur kind na pro, i sure, thus most def, u are as guilty as they come ![]() |
@ Lil_jaymz dats ws cool, check dis out, freestyle version wish i could lie down on the beach sand, just browsing and flowin on nairaland, wish i could hook up with d lady ifyalways, but she might not want to do tins my way, wish i could sit in d studio with my hommie lil_jaymz, and all day create our chart topping jams, wish i could kiss d lady rebellious, but dats a proposition considered dangerous, wish i could sing like 2face, but am just a guy with a black face, wish i had d fame and wealth of Styl Plus, but i would also want to b as tall as six foot plus, but am just me, olulu, d guy dats not a zulu, kissing is my game, olulu is my name, i have no shame, cos am too sure i will soon get d fame. ![]() holla back, later man. |
ituen: i ain't no devil or his uncle, hmm, ignorant people always turn what they don't understand to spiritual matters idiot ![]() |
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