₦airaland Forum

ok man, thanks, appreciate it
i will get u a nice babe with 3 boobs.
u know:
right hand,
left hand,
then mouth

@poster

love ur write up,
u shd b working for a.y. live uknow

who discovered lovemaking? and invented hiv?


@poster
u try

i second ituen

ifyalways:
Kola you are welcome love.

Olulu 7pm is way too late,lets make it 6 pm.same time,same style,same place

Tufe eferebor

same time? no probs
same place? well, no yawa

Same style

No way girlfriend,
dis tyme we do the flip mode,
then d chinese saucer,
then the horse stance,
then get very kinky,
u know

butt wild nakedly naked kinky

@ All

Thanks people.
am actually lookin for a comedian or a show e.g. A.Y Show, that i could write for,
since writing is one of my strong points.
Would appreciate any link up.

@poster

make a copy of d key he will soon ask for it back



it just shows he trusts u for now,
and has no immediate plans to cheat on u
play it cool, calm and matured


life is too short, for tins to stay d same

@tunmee

cooooooooool

ifyalways:
. . . .say what
am still a minor please

no yawa,
i have d protein just right for u girlfriend,
will have u all blown up in no time

ifyalways:
. .

Olulu Ok.we shall see how far your guts would take you.

is dat a date?
ok, 7pm 2nite, my place,
come in ur nightie,
i will b waiting

@tufe

in your dreams

olunifemi:
me used 2 think like dt until i found out dt mere looking at d turgidity of dt thick and sort ''thing'' can make me crazy.

tytylayor:
Don't Touch Me
An older couple is lying in bed one morning, having just awakened from a good night's sleep. He takes her hand and she responds, "Don't touch me."

"Why not?" he asks.

She answers back, "Because I'm dead."

The husband says, "What are you talking about? We're both lying here in bed together and talking to one another."

She says, "No, I'm definitely dead."

He insists, "You're not dead. What in the world makes you think you're dead?" "Because I woke up this morning and nothing hurts."

@kronkay

nice one guy


@tytylaor
love d maths, maybe i will come for private classes

ifyalways:
Olulu your imaginations going to get you burnt soon

imaginations set u free,
though mind be burnt,
as long as its with u girlfriend

tufe:
. . .but i love his imagination, its free and wild

hmmm, 1st thing u ve said rite all day

ifyalways:
. . . .free things are fake
wild things are wowo !

thats means u ve been rollin wit da wrong kinda of people,
and they have been messin with ur head.
let me set u free baby,
take u on a ride to da wild side girl,
and i sure will make u scream papaaaaaaaaaa,
u da best dadaaaaaaaaa!!!

ifyalways:
. . . .Olulu you sound as if you got some liver and guts

Mosf Def Baby, most def

tufe:
awwwwwwww how sweet . . . . . . . go get a life (i know say ify go attack me now)

@ify

no mind the guy, him be chicken wey just dey flaunt power wey him no get

if am d chicken, u be d corn, i go peck u die

<sub>watches tufe drive away hummer 5 aka okada

then gets into my toyota corolla 2006 and drives off,
of course with olunifemi beside me,
need to teach her a tin or two about this so called "buryin bones",
cos its not all kinds of bones that can stay buried,
without u shouting</sub>[sub][/sub]

tufe:
BLOODY PERVERTS

ARE THESE THE ONLY THINGS YOU GUYS ENJOY DISCUSSING

saint tufe?

tufe:
may God 4give the poster

@olulu
olu olu olu

those who have ears, let them hear

well,,
He is a merciful God

tufe:
@olulu

hmmmmmmm, you get mouth. make i still dey look you small

over looking na crime o

Abeg u fit link me up wit any nun,
i need a purified ass

_{was only to happy to follow him thereafter to the basement,
i no fit shout, see naked boobies,
grabs one, holds another, uses leg to touch another, and ears to tickle another and starts to suck on another}

@olunifemi

u wrong, u know.
its not a bone, its _{12 inches} and pure 100% flesh and blood,
NO BONES.
_{u never sabi wetin u dey bury,
too much vibrator na him dey cause am}




@All

its not how long or how short,
cos u ain't the tool maker,
u are just the tool user.

and if ur tool has got skills, strength and stayin power,
just like me,
then, u are da black brother,
that can take a woman to the 9th wonder.



and u can take dat to the bank