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Romance / Re: This Nigerian Man Has 8 Children With One Wife by Oluromantic: 6:34am On May 20, 2023
Don't under estimate the enduring capacity of vagina o. Is it because it's soft? That petite softness is the beauty and strength of it. If it was rigid, d*cks won't drive through it easily and babies heads will break as they come out.

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Army Colonel Demands Investigation After N270m Payment From CBN by Oluromantic: 10:07pm On May 19, 2023
This is not just about patriotism. The guy is trying to secure his job and name by speaking out before he is caught for what he doesn't understand. What will be levied against him is ....a civil servant should not have this sum of money in his account
....when you received it and it was strange to you, why didn't you report it.. bla bla

He's able to foresee and he's taking actions against impending trouble. I know there will be some nigerians reading this and saying ...what an idiot, why will he report it? Why can't he just resign and run with it. Truth is he will be arrested later.

However, i hope he won't be assassinated for this report because it's likely that some of these bosses he reported to know about it

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Romance / Re: Ever Since I Discovered Tinder And Bumble, I Said Bye Bye To Facebook Girls. by Oluromantic: 10:15am On May 14, 2023
KingDash09:
Bros na hookup babe yapka for there man
I met my wife on waplog. I met many other good ladies too

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Romance / Re: Would You Accept It? by Oluromantic: 9:43am On May 10, 2023
labake1:
10 million naira to watch your university life with your parents, would you accept it?


As for me, I will gladly accept it grin
Knowing fully well that your parents are forgiving abi. They know it's one of those young days things
Romance / Re: Father Of 7 Leaves Family To Live Dream Of Identifying As A 6yr Old Girl (vid) by Oluromantic: 9:40am On May 10, 2023
Abeg enjoy ya life jare. Na only one life you get. When you finish, start identifying as 2 year old toddler wearing diapers

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Romance / Re: Ever Since I Discovered Tinder And Bumble, I Said Bye Bye To Facebook Girls. by Oluromantic: 9:36am On May 10, 2023
Have you tried waplog and instachat

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Family / Re: How To Find Out Who Is Recharging My Phone Line? by Oluromantic: 10:43pm On May 09, 2023
If you eventually get to know who does that, kindly return them. Except the person knows you and is giving you intentionally.
Family / Re: How Much Should We Save For Our Children? by Oluromantic: 9:31pm On May 09, 2023
It depends on how much your income is. Mark out a good percentage that will sum up to something huge in a matter of years

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Romance / Re: Friend Needed !!! by Oluromantic: 9:24pm On May 09, 2023
Mystique1996:
I need a friend hit me up on WhatsApp 08116040909
Okay
Romance / Re: Pls I Need Advice. by Oluromantic: 9:22pm On May 09, 2023
Odetokun3:
Let him go first maybe you will be fine.
I second this.

Pls do if you have the heart and see if you really can do without him

You rush into conclusive statement and perhaps you're oversensitive thinking towards the extreme while he's just being cool with issues

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Nairaland / General / Re: My Landlady Dashed Me This Fruit Today by Oluromantic: 10:41pm On May 08, 2023
Benjaniblinks:

You for ask for the head and breast of the fruit na... angry
I no insult you bro. You seem to feel insulted already
Politics / Re: Airplane Crash-lands In Abuja, Tyre Bursts Into Flame by Oluromantic: 10:36pm On May 08, 2023
Nigeria, a land of wonder
Nairaland / General / Re: My Landlady Dashed Me This Fruit Today by Oluromantic: 10:16pm On May 08, 2023
slam7000:


Is your left nut same level as your right nut?
That one na nut nw. Cameltoe dey get the same size. What is equivalent to nut in women na breast. Breast size no be the same if you look or press am well. But cameltoe is an equal toe on the right and on the left with the middle line in-between. No wonder they call it toe-toe

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Family / Re: Ex-boxer Beats His Wife To Coma Over TV Remote by Oluromantic: 9:44pm On May 08, 2023
Lol. Mheen different werey full inside marriage
Romance / Re: What Is That Weird Thing You Usually Do When Alone by Oluromantic: 9:40pm On May 08, 2023
I rehearse how to render my speech whenever I have a speech to give by talking alone

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Nairaland / General / Re: My Landlady Dashed Me This Fruit Today by Oluromantic: 9:39pm On May 08, 2023
Why the left labia come swell pass the right for that cameltoe
Music/Radio / Re: Mention A Song That's Not Popular But Impacts You Greatly by Oluromantic: 5:54pm On May 08, 2023
You shouldn't have so many likes on this kinda thread. If you do, then the song is really popular

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Family / Re: Congratulation To Us by Oluromantic: 4:00pm On May 08, 2023
Godwin4444:
1m


Welldone


At op, let me tell u reality.

If it’s normal birth 100k will settle hospital bills n keep like 150 for baby things don’t forget u will buy things in bulk n also buy on a steady every week

If it’s cs, max is 180k I know u will do scan n d likes before delivery so if it’s twins budget like 400
He didn't say only delivery. He said the entire antenatal expenses inclusive. Antenatal lasts about 7-8months with all the drugs, tests, scan, blood reception which requires paying the donor, supplements to buy among others and the unforseen should be prepared for: I hope she's not having fibroid with the pregnancy or hypertensive and she should not ignore mild pains etc. I won't even advice he uses private clinic.
Family / Re: Congratulation To Us by Oluromantic: 3:11pm On May 08, 2023
It depends on which hospital you're using. If you're using general hospital, budget 300k for all. Pray for normal delivery. CS will cost you more. If you're using private, budget 1M including CS. Dem mad for private clinic gan.
Music/Radio / Re: Mention A Song That's Not Popular But Impacts You Greatly by Oluromantic: 1:58pm On May 08, 2023
oyeb15:
Kiss Daniel- Duro
This one popular nw

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Music/Radio / Re: Mention A Song That's Not Popular But Impacts You Greatly by Oluromantic: 1:57pm On May 08, 2023
"seek your face" by Ron kenoly

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Romance / Re: 5 Nigerians Shared With Us How They Knew Their Potential Partners Weren’t for by Oluromantic: 9:11am On May 08, 2023
I count only Tolu's reason valid considering his age. Others are just delinquent. For me, my ex and I had orisirisi quarrel over simple issues. One day she said it gbola that she and me have equal right in marriage. Ah! So what happens to "husband love your wife, wife submit to your husband that Jesus said?" She said that's not for her. I knew going on with this relationship is like seeing trouble sitting on its own and I intentionally walk into it.

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Family / Re: I Haven't Spoken To My Father In 5 Months by Oluromantic: 6:51am On May 08, 2023
Lol so you're looking for a father that will give you comfort before you draw close to him neglecting that while he's still alive is when you can please him to get his blessings.

There's no better positive advice than to ignore whatever point you have and begin to see the matter from his point of view. Anybody who tells you to ignore him and have your peace is your enemy. Even if you seem right than him, ignore the being right and let him win.

I don't see it as much of a big deal, though it could be as a result of some gap that he left between you two while you were growing up but thank God you've grown to become reasonable. Please him, do what makes him happy. It's very wrong to go on a long quarrel with who raised you from when you were shitting inside pampers. You will definitely understand better when you become a father but don't wait till then

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Romance / Re: Is It True You Can Use Gbola And Scatter Girl Head Abi Brain by Oluromantic: 6:41am On May 08, 2023
What happens the day you have to travel for about two weeks and she can't wait to see d*ck?

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Romance / Re: Is It Possible To Have A Boyfriend/girlfriend And Never Have Sex? by Oluromantic: 11:09pm On May 06, 2023
A real man will fantasize about your nakkedness if he loves you. Even if there isn't sex, he'll imagine you naked and that imagination inspires the way he touches, holds, hugs and presses you. Your smile or blush when he does that turns his feelings up and makes the sex dream a reality for both of you. How interesting!

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Family / Re: My Ex Run Away With My 2 Kids Since 2019 Please Help by Oluromantic: 7:08pm On May 04, 2023
On wedding day dem no go replace you sha
Family / Re: My Ex Run Away With My 2 Kids Since 2019 Please Help by Oluromantic: 7:06pm On May 04, 2023
Foodqueen:
Let her be.

Move on and marry someone else.

Your children will look for you.

Children travel over the seas to look for their other parents, talK more of ibafo here.....

You speak as a shallow minded woman

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Family / Re: My Ex Run Away With My 2 Kids Since 2019 Please Help by Oluromantic: 7:04pm On May 04, 2023
Romance / Re: Funny Response Only: Why Are You Still Single? by Oluromantic: 3:45pm On May 03, 2023
FOOTSOLDIER1:
I wan make you dey do the dating, make I dey do the knacking, division of labour. I done knack people girlfriends tire for free
Lol werey

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