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A Four year old Terrier dog, Jake, who is excellent at scaring off seagulls for his day job was invited on TV. Jake came on air to show off his extracurricular hobby, as a karaoke night regular at the Stag’s Head pub in Carnoustie, Scotland. Introduced with the caption ‘Jake: Singing dog’, he was enticed into showing his skills by the presenters repeating ‘Cheese’ in a high pitched voice. The proud owner of the Jake, Carl Nielsen said, ‘There are certain specific words we can use and he’ll sing along to, ‘He sings Beach Boys songs, he loves Sloop John B and he loves singing along to the solo guitar parts of Pink Floyd.’
watch video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq0oYaiCiYk
source- www.trendsng.com/2017/03/dog-named-jake-performs-on-bbc-news.html?m=1

cc Lalasticlala,Mynd, seun.

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Arsene Wenger seem to be the most embattled coach at the moment as most Arsenal fans have turn against the Frenchman. Club legends like Gilberto Silva, Thierry Henry, Ian Wright and other prominent Arsenal football club have pleaded Wenger to call quit at the end of this season but the Frenchman seems not to see what they see, as he is considering a two- year contract extension. After the defeat of Arsenal football club to the Bayern Munich side, it will be unadvisable for Wenger to sign any extension as most fans want him to leave. Twitter boiled yesternight as most Arsenal fans tweeted the #WengerOut which trended worldwide.
cc Lalasticlala, Mynd
source- www.trendsng.com/2017/03/world-wide-protest-against-arsene.html?m=1

A 23-year old man identified as Kelvin Rafel Mejia went out with friends a some weeks ago in the Dominican Republic when he and his friends decided to play a game to see who could drink the most tequila in a single gulp. The competition was spiced up with a bet for $630 which Kelvin won as he downed a whole bottle of Tequila. Sadly, minutes later Kelvin passed away without gaining consciousness. This should serve as a lesson to other youths who like to go into such competition.

click here to watch video https://www.m.youtube.com/watch?v=Iou1ihEaeqM

cc Lalasticlala , Mynd source - www.trendsng.com/2017/03/23-year-old-man-wins-630-bet-for.html?m=1

The Nigeria Senate has suspended the Nigerian Customs from seizing vehicles without duty until they appear before the Senate Committee on Customs Operation. The motion to halt the policy was moved by Deputy Majority Leader, Senator Balla Na’Allah who was of the opinion that it is not possible for cars to come into the country without paying duty. Earlier last week, The Comptroller- General of Customs, Col Hameed Ibrahim Ali (rtd) had announced a one month grace period between 13th March to 12th April for owners of all vehicles within the country whose customs duty had not been paid to do so. He also threatened that erring vehicle owners would face prosecution.


source- www.trendsng.com/2017/03/the-senate-have-suspended-customs.html?m=1

opeano:
Hello Nairalanders , with a sorrowful heart I write to seek your help and advice as my 16yr old nephew. Odetayo Henry is currently battling for his life at UCH Ibadan for what Doctors call Kidney infection.
series of tests have been carried out and it doesn't look like he is getting better as his body is well swollen and unable to urinate or pass excrement. so much has been spent and the Oyo state govt worker parents are helpless.

I do hope it is not too late to call. help Needed plz.

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A High Court in Enugu has given an Interim forfieture of N50m belonging to Ex chief Judge in the state, , Justice Innocent Umezulike. The order is coming as result of the EFCC investigation of Umezulike connection with alleged involvement in abuse of office and receiving gratification. The Ex chief Judge is also be arraigned before a High Court in Port Harcourt for false asset declaration, although no date has been fixed for this.



source- www.trendsng.com/2017/03/court-freezes-enugu-former-chief-judge.html?m=1

These might sound ridiculous, but there are countries where citizens are being begged to have sex by the Government.

1. Denmark.

The Danes have such a low fertility rate (around 1.73 children per woman) that a national travel company has come up with a series of bribes to get women to have more kids.


2. Russia.

According to Tech Insider, Russia is experiencing a shitstorm of anti-baby factors. HIV and alcoholism are rife, women aren’t having kids and men are dying young.

It all got so bad that in 2007, the government declared 12 September the official Day of Conception. where people get the day off for making babies.

Women who give birth exactly nine months later – on 12 June, win a fridge.


3. Japan.

We know that Japan is experiencing something of a dry spell. A 2011 survey found that 61% of unmarried men and 49% of women aged 18-34 weren’t in any kind of romantic relationship.

To try and get their young people creating families, scientists came up with Yotaro – a robot baby designed to give people a preview of parenthood. Students at the University of Tsukuba theorised that if young people could see themselves as potential mothers and fathers, they’d be more emotionally ready to settle down.

4. Romania

During communist times, if you weren’t providing future state labourers by having kids, you had to pay instead. There was a 20% income tax for childless couples, and in the 1980s, women were forced to take gynaecological exams to ensure that all pregnancies went to term.

Today, the fertility rate is still rock bottom.


5. Singapore

Singapore has the lowest fertility rate in the world, with just 0.81 children per woman.
They’ve also placed a limit on the number of small one beds available to rent to encourage cohabitation, and the government reportedly spends around $1.6 billion on various programmes to get people to have more sex.giphy

In fact, the government offers cash to people who have more than one child. Parents receive a ‘baby bonus’ of around $4,400 (£2,545) for their first two kids and $5,900 (£3,413) for their third and fourth.

6. South Korea

Offices turn off their lights at 7 pm on the third Wednesday of every month – AKA Family Day. Workers are encouraged to get themselves home so that they can enjoy some lights-out action.


7. India

While the general population of India is thriving, their Parsis community is slowly dwindling. And that’s lead to a number of questionable ads encouraging people to ‘Be responsible – don’t use a condom tonight’.

Other campaigns have shamed men living at home with lines like ‘Isn’t it time you broke up with your mum?’

Brutal but effective – there were just 61,000Parsis living in the country in 2001, and at the last census, there were 69,000.


8. Italy

You wouldn’t think somewhere as passionate as Italy would have a sex drought, but their fertility rate is below the European average.

So, the Italy has started running campaigns to remind Italians that time stands still for no (wo)man.

Lines include: ‘Beauty knows no age, fertility does,’ and ‘Get going! Don’t wait for the stork’.


9. Hong Kong

Inspired by Singapour, Hong Kong started giving out cash to couples to try and encourage them to have kids.

Alas, the plan never quite took off.


10. Spain

https://i1.wp.com/www.icloudupdate.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/Edelmira-Barreira.jpg?fit=800%2C690Minister for Sex appointed in Spain

As employment rates are rising, fertility rates are dropping. Half of young people are out of work. And to combat the trend, the Spanish government have hired a special commissioner to try and reverse them.



Source http://www.trendsng.com/2017/03/10-countries-begging-it-citizens-to.html

The Governor of Osun State, Rauf Aregbesola has called on Arsenal manager, Arsene Wenger to call it quit and leave the Arsenal football club at the end of the season.


Arsene Wenger has critised by fans especially after Arsenal defeat to Liverpool and also due to his poor performance.






''Thank you for the memories Arsene Wenger,'' Governor Rauf Aregbesola Tweeted.


To which a member of the Osun state House of Representatives, Ayo Omidiran, responded to his message, He said:''My Oga, Wenger is going no where and Arsenal for life,''.


Governor Raul Aregbesola then replied by saying:''my sixth sense says you are wrong,''.


Meanwhile, as Arsene Wenger's contract ends this season, no one knows what we happen.


Cc lalasticlala
Source - http://www.trendsng.com/2017/03/governor-aregbesola-beta-arsene-wenger.html

N'Korea today launched missiles of which 3 landed in Japan waters close to it Exclusive Economic Zone. N'Korea did this as another challenge to US President Donald Trump as it is known that Japan is a close ally of the US. Trump as described N'Korea as really big problem. North Korea is known for testing it military strength in the Asian continent under it is sole dictator Kim Jong-Un.



source: www.trendsng.com/2017/03/nkorea-launched-missiles-3-lands-in.html?m=1

Vicentia Tadagbe Tchranvoukinni is a 25 years old preacher from Benin Republic has revealed she is God and she is on earth to fight off the devil. She says she dropped off from heaven to Northern Benin and was found by Fulani herdsmen, her church named, Very Holy Church of Jesus Christ of Bename is located in Porto Novo, the Benin Capital. She Calls herself "Perfect." Her Spokesperson said “People do not understand that the Holy Spirit, Creator of Heaven and Earth uses the body of Perfect as its temple. “Her mission is to end the reign of Beelzebub, to succeed in exterminating sorcery and all evil spirits that prevent mankind from developing."

source- www.trendsng.com/2017/03/female-benin-preacher-vicentia-tadagbe.html?m=1

Former President Goodluck Jonathan, has through his media aide, Ikechukwu Eze, denied the allegation of him rejecting the British Government offer to rescue Chibok girls. Ikechukwu Eze said the lies in the report are self evident. He said "Our attention has been drawn to a report that has been trending, without proper attribution, to the effect that the last administration rebuffed British offer to rescue the kidnapped Chibok school girls. We wish to promptly point out that nothing can be further from the truth, as Nigerians are conversant with the effort made by the Jonathan administration towards rescuing the Chibok girls, especially in relation to collaborating with the international community. We can confidently say that the lies in this report are self evident. This is because the international press as well as the Nigerian media actively covered the multinational efforts and collaboration which involved some of the major powers deploying their crack intelligence officers to work with our own security operatives, and those of our neighbours.” He further added, “In fact, the Jonathan administration was so genuinely supportive that the foreign powers involved were granted permission to overfly our airspace, while conducting the search and rescue missions. We would wish to recall that this collaboration was made possible following letters personally written by former president Jonathan to Barack Obama, former president of the United States; Francois Hollande, president of France; David Cameron, former British prime minister, as well as personal contacts made to the Governments of Israel and China, seeking their assistance in the search for the abducted Chibok girls. We are not surprised that this kind of concocted story is coming out at this point in time, as it appears that some people who have obviously been playing politics with the issue of the Chibok girls will stop at nothing to further their interest."


cc Lalasticlala Source: www.trendsng.com/2017/03/goodluck-jonathan-denies-rejecting.html?m=1

pls the attestation letter will be directed to who?

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YBNL label boss, Olamide, has changed his hairstyle for a new start of the month. The rapper had in the past month been on a blonde hairstyle which he even shared with his son. It seems Badoo is tired of the blonde hairstyle as he is not rocking what Nigerians call Gorimapa or Skodo hairstyle. It is a new month, new look for king Badoo.

source: www.trendsng.com/2017/03/olamide-changes-hairstyle-from-blonde.html?m=1

The New Chief Justice of Nigeria, Justice Onnoghen Walter, has vowed that it would be difficult for any person or group of people to use the Judiciary as their own tool of melting judgement.

He also added that if Nigeria Judiciary was political , it will be very easy for it to be pocketed by an individual. Onnoghen stated he would not allow this.

On the issue of delayed electoral and corrupt-free cases, Onnoghen said a panel has been set up and they are going to look into it all. Onnoghen said he will strengthen the Independence of the judiciary in order to increase the lost public confidence, particularly as the last hope of the common people.

source: www.trendsng.com/2017/03/the-new-shape-of-judiciary-under.html?m=1

The Osun State Government have come with ways to collect more tax and one of it is to tax students in the state. The Tax payment is not only paid by students in Tertiary Institutions but also comes down to the ones in Primary school. The state Government is taxing all students even if the parents of the wards pay tax to the Government, students in Tertiary Institutions coming from another State are also taxed even if they come with proof of their parent payment of tax from other states they must pay tax. The students tax is imposed on all students in the state owned Educational institutions be it Primary , Secondary and Tertiary. It was gathered from our source that students in the state Tertiary Institutions are to pay tax of N7,200, which is to be renewed at subsequent interval, pupils in primary school are to pay N1,500 per child for tax after which they will be issued a tax clearance. Is this suppose to be so, are students suppose to be charged on direct tax? Are they working? If the state is seeking ways to create funds, it should not come from this angle.


source: www.trendsng.com/2017/03/students-paying-tax-in-osun-state.html?m=1

The Federal Government through the Minister Of Education, Mallam Adamu Adamu, represented by the Director of Tertiary Education, Hajiya Fatima Ahmad had urged public Institutions to seek alternative funding due to the recession, he also adviced institution to increase the level Information Communication Technology, as the World had move from a normal class to a Digital class. He said, "Resource constraint is a challenge we are facing. However, the reality for now is the effective and efficient management of all resources available –human, material or financial. I would also want to urge you to come up with a framework for funding tertiary education to augment the statutory sources which are not adequate. This is critical because education, as we all know, is a critical nexus in the development process. “With the present drive for global comparability and harmonisation of tertiary education qualifications, ICT deployment is a must feature in our educational institutions. The current deployment is low and most education officials lack ICT skills. “There is also a shortage of ICT personnel across the nation. Issues of broadband and power outages are constraining factors that government is trying to address. However, we must look out for alternative support because government cannot do it alone.” The issue of alternative funding was also stressed by the Senate President who was represented by the Chairman, Senate Committee on Education and Tertiary Education Trust Fund, Jibrin Bala, who pledged the support of the Senate to making laws to further assist the education sector.


source: www.trendsng.com/2017/03/federal-universities-should-seek.html?m=1

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The meeting of the Acting President and security is on going in the situation room in Aso Rock, Federal Capital Territory. The purpose of this meeting is to provide up to date fact about the security situation in the country. Minister of defence Mansur Dan-Ali said the briefing is aimed at “allowing the service chiefs and other heads of security agencies to brief the acting president on the security situation in the country" and to also show the military support for the Government. It was also stated the equipment seized from Boko Haram Terrorists.

source: www.trendsng.com/2017/03/osinbajo-in-closed-door-meeting-with.html?m=1

OCTAVO:
Happy new month.

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Them think am well this time around.....

who fit give me one Congo of rice, Seun?

greatgod2012:
No! One doesn't have to be in medical line to know this.

ok mam

greatgod2012:
It could be a symptom of post partum depression!

true but the pickin don old small na... you in the medical line?

Aonkuuse:
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barren***

what could have made her react like this?

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