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@op send a link to Gov Amosun fb page..you will see result...

It's being long i have been to that flyover ... the only thing Obj did!
but op what part of the bridge is that? is it the one facing ojuore or ijoko?

Bro send the e-book to olu200016@gmail.com thanks

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If men were to be represented by Nigeria banks,this is what things will look like.

1. Access Bank - this is a kind of man that gives you access to all he has but not his money,he doesn't joke with that.
2. Citibank- this is the man that rushes off to the village after being decline by the city big girls,he goes to the village to start catching village girls with his gimmicks "I am a city guy"
3. Diamond Bank- This kind of man thinks money is everything,he will do anything for you such as going into a contract with a network provider just to increase his worth to satisfy you.
4. Ecobank Nigeria - This kind of man is Economical in nature,he wants to know how you spend his money and any act of extravagance you are on your way to your father's house.
5. Fidelity Bank Nigeria- this kind of man is ready to stay with only you but he is not going to spend much.
6. First Bank of Nigeria- this man believes since he came first into your life,you should always worship him,he lives on his past glory.you hear words like"i was the first man to enter into your heart" eh is it heaven?
7. First City Monument Bank - This kind of man always claim he is the cities ladies number one man and he spends alot.
8. Guaranty Trust Bank- this kind of man will always try to assure you but he at times over does it,he spends little and all his gadget and money safe has a password,he relies on applications alot to do any thing e.g to text his wife he enquires from an application.
9. Heritage Bank Plc.- this kind of man depends on his father's wealth,he doesn't really have anything to call his own.
10. Keystone Bank Limited- this kind of man is stone hearted,he believes in over powering other men,he doesn't joke with the key to his strong room.
11. Skye Bank - this kind of man lives a flashy life despite the fact he is in debt.

12. Stanbic IBTC Bank Nigeria
Limited-this man is classic and he has alot of brothers who are equally rich,he is an half caste and always like to let people know.
13. Standard Chartered Bank- this kind of man rarely goes out,he only does his thing alone,he has alot of external backing.
14. Sterling Bank - this kind of man likes to form team foreign girls,he doesn't like Nigeria girls.
15. Suntrust Bank Nigeria:this is the kind of man that believes technology can take care of his relationship and as such solely depends on his gadgets and other men close to his wife to talk to her on his behalf.
16. Union Bank of Nigeria- He believes because the president of a country is his Brother he can do anything,he hates spending money.
17. United Bank for Africa-this kind of man will always boast to you about his journey all over Africa,he talks alot,doesn't not spend too much but still has a password to his safe.
18. Unity Bank Plc-this kind of man will be preaching unity once there is a fight because he solely depend on you.
19. Wema Bank-this kind of man is old school,he is just trying to meet up with modern school,he is cautious of his spendings.
20. Zenith Bank- This kind of man is always on the move,he likes to stay neat,he spends and his always on the look out for money.

Mark Zukerberg in Nigeria.

let it be in record that on 30th of August 2016 ,one of the most powerful men in the world,7th billionaire,IT god came to Lagos Nigeria.

Mark came to Nigeria with Nigerians not being aware,there was a sense of joy in the mind of those that know him.
Alot is spectacular about this young rich man,
He came to Nigeria like a commoner unlike some of our fellow Nigerians who would have few dollars in their account and start flaunting it here and there.
Mark is modest,No wrist watch,no expensive clothing,his appearance is so modest to the extent if you don't know who he is you will just look down on him.
Mark is humble: He came all the way to Nigeria to learn where most of the tech entrepreneur see him as a god and model even Seun Osewa owner of the biggest forum in Africa acknowledged that Mark is an alien.
Mark is free: ever since he reached Lagos,Mark has been moving freely as though Nigeria is his home country,hardly is there any Nigeria billionaire who can try that even in a state as peaceful as Lagos.

welcome to Nigeria Mark Zukerberg

Naming Your Pet.
Pets are one of the most closely related living creatures you can keep.Alot of people keep pets for various reasons ranging from their love for nature,the special features of the pet,the skin,the size etc.
Naming ones pet is a great task,you don't just give your pets anyname,you find a name that you believe befit them either owing to the qualities ascribe to such name. E.g naming your dog "Power,danger etc it depicts you want it to be fierce and ferocious.
In Africa naming of pets is quite different from the way it is done in foreign countries where you will find a cat going by the name Jane or a rabbit going by the name Paul etc. In foreign countries such names can be ascribe to humans and to them it is nothing but love. But here in Africa in the past it is odd to hear a pet go by your name. Let's say you get to a friend's house and then you hear "Paul come here" and your name is also Paul while you rise up to answer, you see a dog appear from no where answering your name, what will be your reaction?
Now coming to a modern day Africa we have gotten to a stage where we have copied if not all the act and deeds done abroad, therefore,it is not bad to hear a pet bear an human name.
How do you name your pet?

Nigeria Movies and the Long Duration of Advertisement.

There is this special feature Nollywood brings in to her own movies "Advertisement" the killer of time. After the wasting of time through listing out names of cast including make up artist,Driver at location,Songwriter etc which will also be listed again at the end of the movie,These are rarely done in Hollywood or Bollywood movies, Where did Nollywood now learn this system of prolonging duration of movies through Advertisement.
A typical Nollywood movies will advertise close to 10 movies with a duration of at least 1minute for each advert and when you think they are done they come up with a latest music from a musician which is mostly done in Yoruba movies.
This is one of the many reasons most Nigerians now prefer to watch Movies from foreign countries,this is why they even prefer watching the likes of Koreans movies they hardly understand the language been spoken in such movies.
Where did Nollywood learn this art of prolong Advertisement.

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What Sundays bring to all.

Out of the 7days that makes a week. Sunday has it own special features apart from being just a day. Ironically it bears a name after the Sun which depicts hardwork but it is not so.

The following are the special features that is unique to Sunday.

1. It is a peaceful day: not that other days are not peaceful but Sunday is the most peaceful as everyone and everything is always at peace not like the other days of the week that is always hectic.
2. Visiting day: Here in Nigeria, Sunday is usually used as a day to visit that family member you have seen a long time ago,that friend that's only free on Sundays etc.
3. Relaxation day: have you noticed you are always feeling lazy to do any strenuous work on Sundays. So sunday is a day to relax and relate properly with your family.
4. Preparation for the week: Sundays are meant to be used as days you use to get prepared for the week,you select those cloth you wished to use for that week on Sunday,you iron them etc. Like they say Preparation is the mother of manifestation, if you don't prepare for the week on Sunday you are going to be in for a not too good week.
5. Brings out your best beauty: this can be funny but do you know Sundays are the day most people dress to kill especially those going to church,that's why you will hear some people say it is because i don't have a New cloth i didn't go to church.
Sundays bring alot to diverse of people.
What did Sunday bring to you?


source: https://divinequote./2016/08/21/what-sundays-bring-to-all/

source: https://divinequote./2016/08/19/how-nigeria-students-do-their-own-budget-padding/

How Students Do budget padding on their finance from parents. Having witnessed the budget padding saga that has trail the National Assembly in the past week,i noticed the this padding of a thing has been common among Students especially those in Tertiary institutions. Here is a list of how Students do their own budget padding. 1. Inflating the cost of school fee. 2. Increasing the cash meant for handout. 3. Making use of names of halls in the school as names of books to get money. 4. Coming up with non-existing projects 5. Coming up with assignments that must ne done immediately 6. Increasing price on house rent 7. collecting fund for sham registrations etc. Therefore it is not only Legislators that can pad budget..

you guys are always focused on the male lecturers,what about female lecturers.....


mo wa iyawo...but come on it too early on a Saturday morning!

shey we never enter one chance like this? there are other pressing matters and this is what he could talk about?
E for tear baddo slap na Abi why is he complaining

Joshua35g:
Try this 1
1) When you switch ON your computer, start tapping the "F8" key to get
"Windows Advanced Options"( if boot menu appears, press "Esc" key and
keep tapping the F8 key)
2) Select the option "Last Known Good Configuration".
If the problem still exists then follow the step 1 and this time select the option
"Safe Mode". Check if you are able to boot into Safe Mode.
Good Luck

thanks will try it!

pls my dell laptop stop displaying anything on the screen..once switched on it goes blank and later white then back to black...what can i do?

petux:
op only a few pple cook what you wrote up there and its very rare self....food you can see in a typical nigeria party
1.)jollof rice:they always have the same smell and its always meant for youth
2.)Semo- for the fathers
3.)Eba- for the old youth

you don dey go party no be today....PhD,Bsc in partiology ...
just joking,no hard feelings

Hello Mr you were only lucky if it had swallowed your card like eba you would have know whatsup..
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na me go go try that kind thing on top say i wan withdraw 1k.?

hahahaha ...i do these alot...
me:lalasticalala come move this thread to fp na. lala: Don't mind me jaree i was checking out something else.
Note: this means: "okay! I changed my mind, but, Hey! I don't owe you an explanation"

***password- Snake in Nairaland shadow***

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my mail olu200016@gmail.com

like people have rightly said it is under another round of checking for loopholes seems you scored above their imagination..they will release it..

*** but this year wayek get as e be o... i am suspecting foul play not as if some people can't achieve this feat but i have seen people soaring high who can't defend it...***

I will soon be going back to school,i am in need of an online job to create little stipends.. I am good with graphics design especially corel draw,i can work on excel,i have knowledge on Tally Erp, i can work as a social media manager....pls help me out...no offer is too small..

bro inbox me how much you pay per tonnes..and the coy!
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barackodam:
Good morning sir/ma

It's time to vote.

The voting thread is opened.

You have at one time or the other given me your word on voting for my candidate.

Here's the link to vote, and how to vote.

On this thread

https://www.nairaland.com/3271417/mr-nairaland-2016-grand-finale#48237379


Just type

"I VOTE IAMKINGZLEE CC NLJEGA


that's all.

You can copy the bolded also.

Please notify me when you've voted, so I don't have to disturb your mention later in the evening.

Thanks in advance



Ghostwritter
Olusharp
Bookiemart01
Roon9
Smhart1

i have voted o..hope i can have peace of mind now!

I VOTE IAMKINGZLEE CC NLJEGA

Abi o..is it a work from home...
see duties..how much are you paying?

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barackodam:
Hello there!

How are you doing?...

I'm sorry to disturb you at this time, just couldn't help it,Please, i need a little Favour from you..

The mr Nairaland contest grand finale is tomorrow, I just need you to please vote for "IAMKINGZLE" 

Venue for voting is on the fashion section of the forum, voting starts 10am and closes 6pm (West African time).
The thread is usually at the front page, but once you give me your word and support, I'll mention you tomorrow with the voting link, please, it will only take 5 seconds of your time, do I have your word, Please??


Olusharp

lol Nwao..una just take this thing seriously serious..you have my word!

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Amazingg:
Interested

cc Tej2
Thanks! send a message to this mail olu200016@gmail.com so that i can send bank details...

The book is now available in pdf format.it is meant for those with no idea about epr software especially tally,the book is an eye opener as it open your eye to everything about Tally,how it works etc.. you will also be given a site where you can download the demo version to help you learn on your own.. it goes for a sum of 1000 Naira.. quote me on how to make payment and get the book..

The book is now available in pdf format.it is meant for those with no idea about epr software especially tally,the book is an eye opener as it open your eye to everything about Tally,how it works etc.. you will also be given a site where you can download the demo version to help you learn on your own.. it goes for a sum of 1000 Naira.. quote me on how to make payment and get the book..