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Travel › Re: A Skater Holds On To A Motorcycle In Motion In Ibadan (Pics) by Olusharp(m): 8:47am On Apr 08, 2016*

Na because fuel no dey o...meself dey roll tyre for road now to get to my destination..... (Indomie generation wouldn't understand)

them don say make una go learn how to ride bicycle,skates and the likes so long it doesn't need fuel to work...
learn to trek to a long distance...
learn to walk in group as you wouldnt get tired on time..
if you work in a place almost everyone of you have a car,it is time to co-operate by selecting one car to transport you all...
and as fuel is scarce the government has promised to provide water in every strategic location,so that while treking you can stop for some gulp of water and continue your treking...

Note: believe at your own risk...

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Politics › Re: "House Rent Should Be Paid Monthly In Nigeria" - FCT Minister by Olusharp(m): 8:29am On Apr 08, 2016

....These people don't know what to do next...
What concerns the government with landlord and tenant contract,if one doesn't like the term and condition you leave...and if they really want to help they should build houses for people to rent but in the long run we know it is the "well-to-dos" that will rent the house...when they say a room per month is 10,000 Naira which is some people salary per month ... Nigeria as a country is just going to sleep and waking up everyday and leaving things to the hands of fate..we take what we see and not what will made happen...

I wish i could just get a free travel fund even if it is to Ghana down the road..

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Nairaland General › What Were The False Magic You Cast On Our Teachers In Secondary by Olusharp(op): 9:26pm On Apr 04, 2016

False Magic are those superstitious belief we heard and even tried only to proved abortive.. here is my story..
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There was a teacher in my secondary school ,Mr Falola was a dreaded teacher among teachers,he was feared for his long cane,this man would close his eyes while flogging (though till today i don't get the moral behind closing your eyes while flogging)
There was this day he gave us mathematics assignments (mathematics teachers are widely believed to be wicked). I tried my hands on the assignment to no avail,i checked the answer at the back and it was different from mine. I left it and prayed someone in class did the assignment so that i could dub.. The following day people came early to school, we all had the same thought in mind that atleast someone would get the solution,the rants "Have you done it?" rent the air but to everyone's disappointment no one did it. Then someone came up with a way we could let Mr Falola forget about the assignment altogether,the student said everyone of us should pull a strand of hair from our eyes and place it on our head,we all complied hoping it would work.. The period for mathematics came,everyone looked uneased but we hoped our New found magic worked wonders,Mr Falola walked in in his usual style unperturbed,he went to the board,wrote a New topic,i was already jubilating within and everyone was already giving each other a funny look.then mid way into the lecture,Mr Falola asked for his assignment,i looked as if a dog bite me ,the man beat us die...

share your false magic experience

Politics › Re: DSS Captures Khalid Barnawi - Ahmad Salkida by Olusharp(m): 7:28am On Apr 02, 2016

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Nairaland General › Re: If You See A Missing Bag Containing Five Million Naira ,what Will You Do?? by Olusharp(op): 6:52pm On Mar 30, 2016

endove:
even my mind sef no know wetin I go do...

Nairaland General › Re: If You See A Missing Bag Containing Five Million Naira ,what Will You Do?? by Olusharp(op): 6:51pm On Mar 30, 2016

goodmorning40:
It is hardoo kai it is very difficult but shaaa

but shaaa you go carry am?

Nairaland General › Re: If You See A Missing Bag Containing Five Million Naira ,what Will You Do?? by Olusharp(op): 6:50pm On Mar 30, 2016

Mikylopez:
i prayed before leaving d oux...my people God works in mysterious ways....who knows mayb dey are no longer usin d money

lolz...Money wey them no they use when e nor be paper..

Nairaland General › Re: If You See A Missing Bag Containing Five Million Naira ,what Will You Do?? by Olusharp(op): 6:50pm On Mar 30, 2016

Cholls:
my brother first I will call Nigeria police.

call Nigeria police for?

the next. thing is to rope you with the case o

Nairaland General › If You See A Missing Bag Containing Five Million Naira ,what Will You Do?? by Olusharp(op): 6:29pm On Mar 30, 2016

Did you guys heard about the 5million that fell off a bullion van...pls if you had the opportunity to see the money ...would you return it?

Celebrities › Re: Unoaku Anyadike, Most Beautiful Girl In Nigeria 2015 Looks Stunning In New Pics by Olusharp(m): 12:49pm On Mar 29, 2016

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Computers › Re: My Laptops Have Some Issues...pls Help Out by Olusharp(op): 10:53pm On Mar 28, 2016

bright1985:
If u are in lagos I can fix it for u call or whatsapp me 08064404857

where are you in lag?

Computers › Re: My Laptops Have Some Issues...pls Help Out by Olusharp(op): 4:05pm On Mar 28, 2016

shawlxAk:
If you can get into BIOS setup, restore BIOS defaults. If the problem persists, take it to an Engineer to replace the CMOS battery.

As for the other laptop, does it display anything on the screenx before shutting off? Try resetting the BIOS settings as well. Try removing and reinstalling the physical RAM.

the second laptop do display the normal view o...it will just switch off when window is about to load

Computers › Re: My Laptops Have Some Issues...pls Help Out by Olusharp(op): 3:45pm On Mar 28, 2016

unpredictedone:
1)your laptop should be AMD right?
2)hope you don't usually charge your laptop with smaller generator(i pass my neighbour)
3)are you sure the fan is working perfectly?
4)hope you're not fond of keeping your laptop on the bed or rug?
5)if it persist you then, check your motherboard.

1. By AMD ,i don't know what you mean
2. i don't charge with generator
3. it makes some loud noise..like say dem dey grind pepper
4. I do place it on the bed
5. I am not s computer engineer so i don't know where the mother board is..

Computers › My Laptops Have Some Issues...pls Help Out by Olusharp(op): 2:33pm On Mar 28, 2016

Hello,pls i need help with my laptop one is a dell product of recent it wrote "Clock time stopped" and it would't display any other thing apart from that.. the other laptop if i plug the cable it will on then few seconds later the laptop will off,but the cable will show sign that it is still working..i need help

Family › Re: Nigerian Parents And The "You Are Not Sleeping Here Tonight" Syndrome by Olusharp(m): 11:59am On Mar 28, 2016

lalalalalalalala humming a song
lalasticlala you are back from the compulsory leave . oya do the needful... password: lala swallowed by snake at Badagry

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Customer Service Assistant by Olusharp(m): 11:51am On Mar 28, 2016

ARSrescue:
Do you need a Job:

Do you have above average Computer skills
Have a good command of the English Language
Do you have call centre experience
Good telephone manners
Have good people skills
Has a CAN DO attitude
Lives in the Ikeja area so can get to and from work easily
Has better than average knowledge about the Mechanics of cars
Has a valid drivers license (manual)
Preferably male

Training to fit our work ethics will be given

Send your CV to recruitment@alliedrescue.com and arsnigeria@gmail.com
If you are invited for interview you will sit both a written and oral test

i don't ve a driver license.can i apply?

Jobs/Vacancies › Social Media Manager. by Olusharp(op): 4:59pm On Mar 20, 2016

The social media is one of the surest way to get to the public these days. Most organizations in Nigeria are yet to recognize the power of the social media,one of the ways to get your customers to keep coming to you is by providing a customers care center which the social media can serve without stress,Apart from few organizations that are on social medias most organizations in Nigeria do not have a Facebook page not to talk of a website where they interact with customers,and always remember that in Business the customers are the kings ,you have to please them to get your gain. Some other organizations have an account on social media but do not have time to work on it and as such the account are useless.
Writing of the social media it consist of Facebook,twitter,YouTube and even our very own Nairaland.
Some organizations do not have resources to accommodate a social media Manager and this is where we come in,we act as an independent social media Manager and help run your accounts without hitch for little amount of money and we work from anywhere in Nigeria,we only give you reports on the information gathered.
If your firm needs an Independent Social Media Manager ,please send a message to olu200016@gmail.com . lets do business together..
thanks.

Politics › Re: Military Confirms Death Of Two Soldiers In Abonema, Rivers, Releases Statement by Olusharp(m): 7:34am On Mar 18, 2016

If only our founding fathers had gone
their separate ways then there will be
nothing called Nigeria,so think,there is
something holding us together.
If only our leaders had been Leaders
but no they chose to be lenders
lending our treasury to their self.
If only every remittance from crude oil
from time immemorial had be used
wisely then our economy should be
better than Some mighty countries.
If only the money received from those
who commit corrupt practises where
used then Nigeria should be better no
money received also goes to
someone's account who would also
be accountable by a New Government
later in faraway future.
If only those who "Stole" our money
felt morose maybe those nursing the
ambition would have put an end to
the thoughts in their heart but No
those who carried out corrupt
practises are treated are given " VIP.
Treatment " in the prison .
If only Nigerians believe in Nigeria
maybe Nigeria would have been more
better but some Nigerians are already
tired of this association called
"N.I.G.E.R.I.A " and are ready to leave
to float their own Association whether
by force or peace.
If only our government had been
truthful and hadn't danced to the
gallery by providing "Honey-Sweet
Manifestoes" that aren't yet achievable
maybe if they had come out plain
Nigeria would have been better.
The "IFs" are so much that one keep
wondering,you hear that just one
Nigerian "Swallowed " billions then
you start thinking "Do they spend
Money in Heaven too?"
most of the population are living
below one dollar (present rate of
dollar to Naira).
May river Niger not leave the
Area,Nigeria will rise again!
from a Nigerian!

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NYSC › Re: Photo: Lost But Found NYSC Certificate by Olusharp(m): 8:15pm On Mar 12, 2016

DrMeroThaEmperor:
served in Ekiti State and graduated from CEP (whatever that stands for).

UNIZIK CEP Continuing
Education Programme

NYSC › Re: Photo: Lost But Found NYSC Certificate by Olusharp(m): 3:12pm On Mar 12, 2016

one of the many reasons to always use your real name on social medias like facebook, a quick search of her name on Facebook shows there are alot of people with that name if only NYSC could include the name of the school...
OP she might not know about Nairaland... i hope someone who knows her does...

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Politics › Re: My Experience Today With A Nigerian Police by Olusharp(m): 7:52pm On Mar 07, 2016

.... you even broke Nairaland law with this "Im an old member of this forum but
decided to open another account."

you wanted to break the law so you expect the police to give you consent to take one way...op you go blow.....

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Education › Re: DIRECT ENTRY Admissions 2016 by Olusharp(m): 7:42am On Mar 07, 2016

pls can you give a list of schs that accept transcript after admission

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Post Entry Level/Industrial Trainee Jobs Here For Those Without Experience by Olusharp(m): 3:52pm On Mar 04, 2016

rvpbae:
What if I told u I have info about meristem but won't divulge that cos of this post?

Does that make it even?

Bro i am sorry.. but what she/he did on a thread was bad...though i don't ve any info concerning what she /he pasted

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Post Entry Level/Industrial Trainee Jobs Here For Those Without Experience by Olusharp(m): 12:34pm On Mar 04, 2016

luvlyADESUWA:
Pls I got this (photo below)
Who else got it
Pls does it worth it?
From Benin to Lagos

even it does i wouldn't tell you..i still remember your greedy act

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by Olusharp(m): 5:53pm On Mar 03, 2016

who knows how much MERISTEM pay Trainee Accountant? and pls i need direction from Sango ota to MERISTEM 124, Norman Williams Street, South West Ikoyi, Lagos.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Post Entry Level/Industrial Trainee Jobs Here For Those Without Experience by Olusharp(m): 5:52pm On Mar 03, 2016

who knows how much MERISTEM pay Trainee Accountant? and pls i need direction from Sango ota to MERISTEM 124, Norman Williams Street, South West Ikoyi, Lagos.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Verification Officer Needed Urgently (ogun State) by Olusharp(m): 6:04pm On Mar 01, 2016

i want to apply...but as part time..

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Office Assistant Needed Urgently by Olusharp(m): 12:29pm On Feb 29, 2016

gurusvil:
An academic research firm needs an Office Assistance. Applicant should possess the following:

Qualification: OND or higher
Age: 18 - 26 years
Sex: Male/Female
Experience: Prior experience in research firm is an advantage
Other requirements:
1. Proficiency in Microsoft office
2. Use of internet for research purpose
3. Advanced use of English
4. Creative writing ability
Salary: Between 20k-30k (Depending on experience)
Bonus: Free accommodation with basic amenities
Location: Ayetoro (Yewa) Near Abeokuta, Ogun State, Nigeria

Note: The location is very serene and conducive with very low cost of living.
Application closes 7th March, 2016

How to Apply: Send application letter and CV to obaspublications@gmail.com

Goodluck.

sent a mail

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Post Entry Level/Industrial Trainee Jobs Here For Those Without Experience by Olusharp(m): 8:29pm On Feb 28, 2016

Wizardbee:
. Thanks,my cv and IT letter right?

i sent only my cv

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Post Entry Level/Industrial Trainee Jobs Here For Those Without Experience by Olusharp(m): 7:17am On Feb 28, 2016

Wizardbee:
.....please can I have the email address you sent it to?

folabi.komolafe@ng.pwc.com

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