₦airaland Forum

Wizardbee:
. Please how did you apply Abeg........looking for a place to do my IT too

i sent my cv to them...

Wizardbee:
. Please how did you apply and is it IT intern or graduate?

it is OND intern o...

.... Ijesha ni ere... RIP...

who also got a telephone interview from PWC for internship

Conversation Between An
Accountant,Bank worker,Economist,
Political Analyst,Trader on the
economy..


Bank Worker: I was at your shop today
i met your boy so i told him to give me
the shoe will haggle on last year for
8000naira,your boy looked me in the
eye and said the shoe now cost
36000naira,i had to look around to be
sure it was your shop i was and not
somewhere else,something we had
agree upon.
Trader: Come on don't you watch the
news Abi you of all people are not a
privy to what is happening,the other
day at your bank i was kneeling and
begging your bank manager to help
me with few dollars to import new
shoes.guess what he said "I am sorry
but for now there is a restriction on
dollars,i can't help." does he mean i
should close down my shop or
what,the government is not helping
matters.
Economist: the government is only
helping you,you don't know,if they
should flood in dollars even though
that is impossible except we go
borrowing From those Modern day
slave masters, you just have to
endure,can't you just source for your
shoes within Nigeria? atleast promote
local product.
Trader:Oh oh,which Nigerian
Company produces shoe? and if i say
you should buy Aba made now you
will start complaining it is too cost that
you prefer the "Bend down Select"
Bank worker: Too bad, it is not like it
is our fault,we don't have good
economy policies and that is where
economist are lagging behind.
imagine we import common tooth
pick,common tooth pick haha it is
over.
Economist: Hell No,how is it our fault
where were you when the
Accountants that were suppose to see
to our income and expenditures
where busy doing other
things,imagine Accountant will
account for money that doesn't exist.
They are.....
Accountant: Abeg,don't say what you
don't know,Accountants say what
they see,you have 5naira and i say it is
5naira,do i force you on our to spend
your money,we can only give financial
advice yours is to choose to
follow..but hey what is this
50000naira deducted from my
account,what for?
Banker:it is a new policy
All: which policy after the 1000 and 50
naira policy.
Political Analyst1: It is the fault of
APC,you voted change and you have
it.
Political Analyst2: How is it APC fault?
if PDP had left some reserve all this
wouldn't be happening,The
government is trying to proffer
solution....
Political Analyst1: and you think....
Bank Worker: Bar man,come and give
APC and PDP fellows more bottles
before they start the blame game...
Disclaimer: This is in no way
supporting or opposing anyone and
not to be taken serious..

occ5050:
Some firms pay interns, some others just give transport stipends, while some don't pay anything. It depends on the comapny. Telephone interview just like the name imply, it's a brief interview done over the phone which does not require your physical presence at the office of the interviewer(s). And requires a fixed time and comfortable environment with no noise.

what about a firm like PWC

pls do intern get paid? and how do a telephone interview look like ...

Pls are intern paid..and like how much... i have a telephone interview Tommorrow..its my first...how does it look like..what do i expect?

is it work from home?

M.A Logistics invites you for Test/Job briefing with the C.E.O on Wednesday, 24/02/16 by 9a.m at 82, Adeniyi Jones, Koko b/stop, Ikeja, Lagos.Ref Code:LGC001


are they real?

what type of job?

eremy:
1 year Industrial attachment trainee needed. OND accounting. Knowledge of excel will be helpful. Send cv to akinbode.odunoye@hotmail.com

location pls..

give direction to the place so that others can gate crash..na lie... you got serve what you deserve and it serves you right..reward for greed...

what about males?

pls post jobs available for OND holders in Lagos or ogun state

ekanDamie:
Nope, Data

Hello Bro,how was the the data entry interview like? i will be going for a fresh interview for warehouse clerk on Monday..what should i expect ?

irecash:
I happen to have 4 slots at my place of work. (Promasidor ng ltd) 2 boys and 2 girls needed. Company is situated at Cowbell bus stop Oshodi and factory workers are to resume by next week. If you know you can do it no problem first come get it. Please am not collecting any dime from anybody I just want to help out. I can give you details of the company if you want. Any interested person should call me on 08035942269. Thank you

how much is the pay pls

who can help me with factory work at ogun..just for a month...

Fight for Supremacy
featuring Naira vs Dollar
Host country: Nigeria
Naira Formation
Coach: The federal government
Fund: sales from crude oil
last game won: in the early 90's
Number of time met: since
1960,estimated at 56times
Game won: approximately 3times
Game lost: 53times
Speculators:Nigerians
Weakness:No forex reserve,High rate
of corruption,over dependant on
imported goods,extravage
nt,Monoeconomy
Strength: cheerleaders,population,
Resources: Blessed with almost every
natural resources(untapped)
Source of Power: Food,Vodoo(Juju)
limited electricity.
Standard of living: citizens live below
one dollar (the way naira keeps falling)
Nuclear Power: Nil
Status: Self acclaim "Giant of Africa "

Sunnypar:
Are you currently working? Stick to that for now....transport would finish your salary except you are relocating to Sango-Ota.... Houses are very cheap down here.

Bro..i stay at Sango ota.. can you help me with the vacancies

abacusCm:
A Clearing and Forwarding company based in Lagos urgently needs Accounts Assistants. Qualification:OND in Accounting.Apply in person to Confidence Groups Ltd,(aviation estate) 7,Adeola Ajayi Crescent Off M/M Airport Road, Lagos.
Submission of Applications ends on Monday 22nd February,2016.
Interview date:23rd February,2016.


PHONE:08035207220 or 08181947436

pls drop a mail to send the cv..coming to.drop cv is one thing,coming for interview is another..have pity on us... transport fare is there!

pls are there any openings ... i am ND holder in Accountancy , i ve the skills,i good with Microsoft excel as well as other Microsoft packages and i am good with tally ERP... i can work as a store keeper......etc pls help me..

Towolawi4life:
ACTUALLY I THINK IT SOUND REAL AND AT THE SAME TIME THERE IS NO ARM IN TRYING IF YOU HAVE THE TRANSPORT FARE, SINCE IT IS ON SATURDAY

what vacancies are available maybe i can gate crash too

polarman:
@OP, oju ore in yoruba means ..............

Questions: Did you submit a CV there? Did you leave your mobile number with anyone informing him/her that you are searching for a job? Most likely a scam.

Oju ore is a place in ogun state.. if only op can state the name of the suppose coy that sent the msg..if there is no name..it is probably a scam

MissIndependent:
Scam! Scammer! Scammest!!!

thanks..i thought as much too..no name of coy,no information about what i applied for..just wanted to be sure..

ChurchHill10:
Sales boys is wanted at College road, Ogba......

Free Accommodation and Lunch would be provided

Salary is =N= 25,000

Interested Sales Boy should call 08139572728

sorry what are you selling ?

help check this...
We are impressed with your CV online & hereby invite you to a job test on 16/02/16 by 9am at 16, Ondo Str. Eugenia hall by Mango Spot, Apapa Rd. Costn
PW7220

We are impressed with your CV online & hereby invite you to a job test on 16/02/16 by 9am at 16, Ondo Str. Eugenia hall by Mango Spot, Apapa Rd. Costn
are they real?

Elegantdiva:
Thanks...Another customer bought order an item but paid half of the money. How do I record it?

you use sales invoice using the amount he paid..also i think you will raise a debit note on behalf of the customer for the yet to be paid cash

modik:
An Engineering company at ASAP Estate, Laos is urgently in need of a sound numerate and computer literate Personal Assistant to the MD.

Interested candidates who resides within that locality should submit their CV to leybniksca@gmail.com on or before 17th February 2015.

Applicants must have a minimum of National Diploma and proven track record of office management.

pls where is ASAP estate at?

pls i need a job badly i have a national diploma in Accountancy,i am very good with microsoft suite especially excel and i can also work with tally ERP.. i stay around Sango ota....i need job openings around Sango ota...

Therock5555:
whatsapp me

me too need am o therock