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Career / Re: VIP Whose Police Orderly Carried Plate Of Food Claims It's For The Officer by oluwaahmed: 1:19am On Mar 04, 2022
This best describes the scenario between thiéfnubu & manabbq/freestuffs/Swaga. Only difference is that they are smiling and proud of being a slave.
Sports / Re: Victor Osimhen To Replace Cristiano Ronaldo At Manchester United by oluwaahmed: 11:01pm On Mar 03, 2022
MJBOLT:
when are they throwing the old fraud out??

To where nau? Abeg o. The old fraud deserves old trafraud

Sports / Re: Victor Osimhen To Replace Cristiano Ronaldo At Manchester United by oluwaahmed: 10:51pm On Mar 03, 2022
Osihmen pls go to dortmund. Haaland will leave when the season is over. All the strikers that went to dortmund became one the best footballers in the world. Fûck man u, don't kill your career in that grave yard
Politics / Re: When Jonathan Was Called 419 Over ₦140 Fuel Price (Throwback Photos) by oluwaahmed: 2:59pm On Mar 03, 2022
Michelle70:
the truth is bitter.
Ur Otueke thief couldn't even build the mbiama bridge that leads to his state, I was on that bridge back in 2015 during heavy traffic along mbiama and the bridge was shaking like hell, I was scared it could collapse.
It was Buhari that had to rebuild a bridge leading to Bayelsa.
It will never be well with whoever supports GEJ

You are just daft. GEJ was borrowing yet the economy was prospering. He wanted to remove fuel subsidy which would have benefitted us but you people refused. He told the governors that the country should save from the excess crude oil but they refused. Today any news about the excess crude oil since last year? Budget pegged at $50 p/b but crude oil has been going up from $70 p/b since 3rd qtr of 2021 till now that its $110. Did u ever hear of the country importing bad crude? Agreed there was corruption in GEJ regime but at least $1 = 180. God will punish all buhari supporters and they will enjoy the economy of buhari in their family now and 4eva more

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Crime / Re: Prison Escapee Turned Notorious Armed Robber/cultist Killed In Edo (Photo) by oluwaahmed: 9:11am On Mar 03, 2022
Opened fire/engaged the police in gun duel with awka made Police don't even bother to make their lies believable again.
Politics / Re: Petrol Scarcity To Linger As Cargoes Are ‘Stranded’ by oluwaahmed: 9:01am On Mar 03, 2022
backbencher:


Yes, because we expect the people who would process the yam into finished products in this country to sell such finished products at a loss, so that we can have them cheap.

Thus people who would have invested in processing yam in this country stay far far away.

We cannot refine fuel domestically, because we want fuel cheap, plus the money we spend subsidizing fuel is part of what would have been used to build and operate refineries if we had let NNPC sell fuel at a profit from the word go.

(Yes Dangote, but 70% of his refinery is financed by loans, with collateral.)

The pHC & kaduna refinery were working until buhari came into power. At least they were producing AGO & PMS that helped those region out. The truth is that this govt did not put it as a priority to refine our crude locally. Even though the subsidy may deter foreign investors what about local investors? Why not give banks power to build and run refineries? Or empower them to grant credit facilities to smes willing to invest in the refinery biz with the banks owning a sizeable share in such companies since they have proven control mechanisms that prevent fraud? This is crude that the biafrans were refining during the war in the mid 60's oo. Such a failed state
Politics / Re: Petrol Scarcity To Linger As Cargoes Are ‘Stranded’ by oluwaahmed: 8:42am On Mar 03, 2022
iReddington:
The cargoes have arrived and looking for space to berth but headline says they are stranded. Must you always exaggerate news items because of traffic.

The government is finally useless basically. You cannot repair the old refineries or assist in the speedy creation of modular refineries. You also cannot repair the old sea ports since u insist on importing fuel. All the cargoes must come thru lagos sea port now see as you guys are suffering? Meanwhile the president has gone for his uk tour and his wife is having her party in dubai. Some fools here will still market APC forgetting that a bad tree cannot yield good fruit.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: World War 3 Would Be ‘Nuclear & Destructive’ - Russian Foreign Minister Sergei by oluwaahmed: 4:32pm On Mar 02, 2022
U mean Europe & America world war?
Phones / Re: Internet Penetration: Why South East Remains Lowest At 13.7 Million Users by oluwaahmed: 1:03pm On Mar 02, 2022
Jacobx007:

Is that all your little brain can come up with?? Shame!!!
You didn't study probability in school? Wats the probability that two independent persons can write identical statements?? I guess your answer is IMPOSSIBLE right

The probability that two independent persons can write exactly the same thing at the same time in a global space is near zero; but the probability that one person operating two moniker with nairaland open on a dft tab & commenting at the same time is 100% Meaning you are the owner of the two moniker, a jobless fúck who should Get a life as igbo matter should be secondary to your mental state of mind. Only a foolish psychotic person will behave like you

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Celebrities / Re: Korra Obidi Gives Birth At Home Through Water Birth On Facebook Live by oluwaahmed: 12:53pm On Mar 02, 2022
bepositive11:


The kind of man Nairalanders will call simp. Nonsense. Women with husbands like him are very lucky

How? The guy cannot afford to put his wife in hospital to give birth because of expenses.
Politics / Re: 2023: Tinubu Remains Our Choice Despite Shaking Hands – Jibrin by oluwaahmed: 6:21pm On Mar 01, 2022
Dsalvo:


Oga preacher, I have just pushed the pulpit under your feet. Oya carry on preaching. Rubbish.

When will people like you understand the fundamentals of democracy? Disabled folks contest and win elections in civilized climes.

Yet unexposed and backward folks like you want to say who should and should not run, even as the Nigerians constitution fully empowers them to do so, rather than support your own candidate to defeat all others and become President of Nigeria.

We are not fooled. This is nothing but plain old tribalism, bigotry and clannish/sectional interest.

Thiefñùbu will never be our president! Market this post. Apart from the normal geographical rotation, there is a well known religious rotation which is cast in stone. Muslim president-christain-muslim; that is how it has always been and that is how its going to be. Thiéfnubu can not truncate this no matter how many juju him serve. GEJ or Amechi is the next president.
Politics / Re: 2023: Tinubu Remains Our Choice Despite Shaking Hands – Jibrin by oluwaahmed: 6:12pm On Mar 01, 2022
Very evil and wicked people. Instead of them to beg the man to take of his health, they are pushing him so that they too can also answer cabal. They will all fail.

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Religion / Re: Why Did God Create An Imperfect World? by oluwaahmed: 8:19pm On Feb 28, 2022


Nice one. GOD has given the secret of this world to true Jewish Rabbis. The New Testament is a SCAM but GOD brought good out of it to give us access to the Old Testament where we can find HIM and for us to make the Old Testament perfect.

Here is the Full Transcript on youtube:

Transcript 00:00 i need you to hear this 00:01 because we could do an entire lecture on 00:03 just this idea but we'll condense it you 00:06 know that there are people who believe 00:08 to this day and who believed in ancient 00:10 times that practicing medicine was a sin 00:15 why christian science 00:17 god made you sick because god does 00:19 everything god is responsible for 00:20 everything if you're sick it must be 00:21 because god wants you to be sick so who 00:23 are you to make somebody well 00:26 you're going against god's will 00:28 you understand that with that logic you 00:30 could negate all of science all of 00:32 progress 00:34 wright brothers who were you who met the 00:36 plane if god would have wanted you to 00:37 fly he would have been in your wings 00:39 right you don't have wings you shouldn't 00:40 fly 00:42 whatever is and hence the will of god 00:46 and hence who are you to tamper with it 00:48 and what does the jews say 00:50 whatever is isn't 00:53 the ideal because god leaves a role for 00:56 us to play as partners with god in the 00:59 divine drama 01:02 of bringing about 01:03 perfection of the world which is called 01:06 tikkun olam 01:08 perfecting the universe there is a 01:10 remarkable 01:12 series of stories in the midrash about 01:15 events that essentially took place 01:16 between turnus rufus and roman governor 01:19 and rabbi akiva and the roman governor 01:22 in one instance says to rabbi akiva how 01:25 dare you give charity to the poor god 01:27 obviously wanted them to be poor if they 01:29 are poor 01:30 how dare you 01:32 change what god intended and in another 01:35 version of the story 01:37 he says to him how dare you practice 01:39 medicine 01:40 if god didn't want to be sick you 01:41 wouldn't be sick and in the third 01:43 version of the story which is the most 01:45 fascinating he says to him you people 01:47 are a very stupid people who are 01:49 rebellious against god because the very 01:51 first thing you do when god presents you 01:53 with a male child is 01:55 to snip off a little peace 01:57 how dare you alter 01:59 what god has given you and the response 02:01 to that is well god 02:03 told us 02:04 he didn't finish 02:06 creating human beings 02:08 we are meant 02:10 to complete ourselves 02:12 and therefore god 02:14 left a task for us as a symbol of the 02:17 fact 02:18 that the world is unfinished on what day 02:22 is britt mila 02:24 and why is that because in seven days 02:28 god created the world 02:30 and on the eighth day god says now 02:34 you take over and now you continue the 02:36 task of creation 02:40 ani 02:43 i'm mispronouncing it purposely 02:46 i am the god shall omar die who said 02:48 enough at a certain point i didn't 02:50 finish the job because i leave the rest 02:52 for you to complete 02:57 so being a doctor is a mitzvah but how 02:58 could you heal the sick 03:00 because that's what god wants us to do 03:02 to become partners with him in the act 03:05 of creation that is a quote from the 03:07 talmud you will show me the jerusalem 03:09 talmud amazing 03:11 so jews are doctors 03:14 and jews 03:17 said when they looked at the world 03:21 this is the way it is 03:23 but not the way it should be 03:25 and the reason it isn't the way it 03:27 should be yet is because god said no 03:30 i went as far as i wanted to go 03:34 let's see what you can do and let's see 03:35 how you can become a partner with me in 03:37 bringing about perfection 03:40 the roar jewish learning institute has 03:42 the largest collection of Jewish media 03:44 online hit subscribe for more


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQthe2ZJTYs

The old testament is even worse than the new testament. An almighty God requiring animal sacrifice, what make him dfr from Ogun? Or sango? He orders his children- israel to go and wipe out other humans whom are supposedly his children. He orders them to wipe out old, young and infants wtf? I mean how u can u blame putin for invading Ukraine and accept Israel for killing all the amelekites including their infants. Isn't such a person daft? The old testament that he ordered ezekiel to make food with shìt(literal shit-human feaces) and ezekiel refused yhen he changed his mind. When will you wake up and realise the god of the old testament is the jewish god of war and not the eternal father who has no name and who can't be jealous, angry, requiring sacrifice becos he is entirely perfect.
Religion / Re: Why Did God Create An Imperfect World? by oluwaahmed: 6:00pm On Feb 28, 2022
Dtruthspeaker:
Men people are so unjust and evil.

Clearly, God created a perfect world then by the doing the will of Satan, man ruined it.

But now seeing this ruin, this evil is now speaking upside down.
The way you see your god sha. So your god created a perfect world and Satan(his creation) ruined it for him? How is that perfection? That means he created a perfect world with imperfect beings in charge who ruined it? Ok after he found out his error, he then wiped the surface clean with "the flood" only for the world to slip back into imperfection? This kind God una dey worship are you sure he is the real one?

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Education / Re: Obinna Udeze Autopsy Result: Septic Shock Killed Pupil by oluwaahmed: 5:06pm On Feb 28, 2022
Pls send the teacher to prison for involuntary manslaughter. When he does 15 years I'm naija prison he will run from anything cane. How can you flog a baby? WTF?
Politics / Re: Sagay: Hold Buni, Akpanudoedehe Responsible If APC Loses 2023 Presidential Poll by oluwaahmed: 10:49am On Feb 28, 2022
Wait o, so their plan is to give GEJ, then buni? What how happens to thièfńubu and osinbajo after 12 years cheesy cheesy
Politics / Re: 21 APC Governors To Meet On Tuesday As 'Zoning Formula' Causes Ripples by oluwaahmed: 8:53am On Feb 28, 2022
Truthisunique2:
If I talk nairaland zombies that know nothing would be talking

I created a thread specifically explaining how south west was checkmated with that swap deal, Na now druggie urchins eye don open to the reality I showed them


Pls post link of the thread.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool Carabao Cup Final (10 - 11)pens On 27th February 2022 by oluwaahmed: 8:35pm On Feb 27, 2022
yemi1504:


Up Liverpool as a Man U fan, premium tears for Agbero FC tonight grin

Chelsea & Liverpool just showed that Man u & Arsensl ain't in their class. Premium tears for man u despite having the best player are crashing out of UCL cheesy

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool Carabao Cup Final (10 - 11)pens On 27th February 2022 by oluwaahmed: 8:30pm On Feb 27, 2022
tonididdy:
Kepa dey protest abeg.... E clear!

Very obvious although he's also an otu
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool Carabao Cup Final (10 - 11)pens On 27th February 2022 by oluwaahmed: 8:28pm On Feb 27, 2022
oluwaahmed:
Akperegbala wan sell this match sha. Mends would have caught at least 1 by now

I talk am. Akperebalaga
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool Carabao Cup Final (10 - 11)pens On 27th February 2022 by oluwaahmed: 8:23pm On Feb 27, 2022
Akperegbala wan sell this match sha. Mends would have caught at least 1 by now
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool Carabao Cup Final (10 - 11)pens On 27th February 2022 by oluwaahmed: 6:02pm On Feb 27, 2022
Mendy, responsiveness 99
Foreign Affairs / Re: Nigerian Students Caught In The Russia-Ukraine War by oluwaahmed: 4:29pm On Feb 27, 2022
You should learn to be rugged, dont leave ruggedity for only injus men. Since they are giving free guns, 5 of you guys can go and collect free AKs learn how to shoot, then disembark with the guns and drive with them to Poland. No idiot will have the guts to stop you if he ain't police or military.
Politics / Re: Jibrin: Tinubu Is One Of The Owners Of Manchester United by oluwaahmed: 4:22pm On Feb 27, 2022
MAGG0T:
shocked

This one must be high on crack, you think Manchester United, Is Kano pillars

.fool!!

Baba u know how much this guy don thief from lagos? This guy get bar, na greedy bastard. All politicians dey steal but thiéfnubu own worse because he no invest nothing back to nigeria, that's pure wickedness. At least Atiku invest massively for Nigeria economy by providing jobs to tens of thousands of people directly and hundreds of thousands indirectly. Thiéfnubu no help anybody. God no go allow am smell that seat.
Religion / Re: Can First Fruit Offering Get God's Reward,if Given To A Biological Father? by oluwaahmed: 10:47am On Feb 27, 2022
It's a tradition in igboland, that you give your first salary, earning to your father who will then bless it and give it back to you. This fulfills scripture which says honor your father & mother so that your days may be long. Anything apart from this stealing. Tithes, were used as a tax means for the isrealites. That's why they had 7 dft types of tithes(tithes for widows & orphans, tithes for the poor etc) and also had a year (on the 7th year) where no one pays tithe. Remember Jesus saying, when I was hungry, you gave me food, thirsty you gave me water, naked you clothed me, in prison and you visited me, in grief and you shared my pain, these are what Christians would be judged with. Is it worth taking the risk giving the money to your pastor for this purpose, if he does not do these things do you think you will be exempt from judgement? Know the scripture and know the truth

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Romance / Re: I Asked My Girlfriend What Is Happening In Ukraine And This Is What She Told Me by oluwaahmed: 10:02am On Feb 27, 2022
Jennyclay:
Listen to me!! You shouldn't have bring her flaws here. It should be private.

Look at SmellySperm and nonexisting comments, how do you feel about it? Look at how they're relegating your girlfriend. Abi you're happy?

May GOD not give me yeye boyfriend like you oo.. Hmmm..

That's why they are together, they are both dumb fúcks
Sports / Re: Chelsea Owner Roman Abramovich Relinquishes Stewardship Of Club by oluwaahmed: 8:34pm On Feb 26, 2022
CrownedPhoenix:
Way to go! cool

By the way, has he come out to categorically say he's against the invasion of a sovereign nation? Or he secretly identifies with the invasion

He is stepping aside cos he is putins right-hand-man. If he was against putin he wouldn't have stepped down.

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Sports / Re: Name Your Favourite Double Strike Force. by oluwaahmed: 7:40pm On Feb 26, 2022
Country: Van persie & Sniedjer; Raul & Morientez; Crespo& Batistuta; Ronaldo & Rivaldo;
Club; Dwight Yorke & Andy cole;

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukraine Must Join The EU: Zelenskiyy Remains Defiant by oluwaahmed: 7:12pm On Feb 26, 2022
CoronaVirusPro:


If they just 3 miles away as at now, it is still a disgrace

I agreee. For a war that started on Monday to end less than a week. Very big disgrace.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukraine Must Join The EU: Zelenskiyy Remains Defiant by oluwaahmed: 7:09pm On Feb 26, 2022
CoronaVirusPro:


The have resumed attack and Ukraine still holding. Is that the Russia that wants to fight USA? lol

If Nuclear taken off the table. Russia cannot even win a war against Each of Germany, Japan or France

Can’t you see their outdated tanks on TV?

The kremlin dwarf called Putin made history yesterday. His military lost 6 jets in less than 24 hours, and all shot down by same Ukrainian pilot




Bro, the Russian army is just 3 miles away from the capital
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukraine Must Join The EU: Zelenskiyy Remains Defiant by oluwaahmed: 6:54pm On Feb 26, 2022
CoronaVirusPro:


They have outdated military hardwares. It’s a disgrace to Russia if Ukraine is still holding as at now. The only thing the world fears is a Nuclear warfare.

If a treaty could be signed to ban use of Nuclear warhead, the entire Russia will be dust in minutes.

Russia has nothing compared to NATO. Idiots that lost 6 fighter jets in one day

Putin ordered the army to stop the attack on Friday. The stupid Ukrainian President is hopeful that US will help him but be rest assured Russia will resume hostilities now that sleepy Biden gas given them $350m for their war chest. Kiev is surrounded and Russian troops are on standby inside Kiev. He should surrender now instead of taking lives with him.
Politics / Re: Kaycee Madu Cleared Of Wrongdoing, Redeployed To Labour Ministry by oluwaahmed: 6:38pm On Feb 26, 2022
seunmsg:


I’m not sad in anyway. Just pointing out the inconsistency between the headline and the story. You don’t have to lie because he has a Nigerian origin.

He was not cleared of all wrong doings and that’s why he was removed as Justice minister and Solicitor-General and redeployed to labour ministry.

Oh, so he's a Nigerian now that he's been made a immigration & Labor minister. He's no more IPOB or MNK apologist like you guys used 3 whole pages to say. The more you hate on igbos the more they perform better than you. God has made it that way, no hating can thwart it. Did you also notice the assistant chief of police is igbo too angry

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