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StarScream95:
So what happened earlier?

Check this out. https://www.nairaland.com/5436088/where-did-go-wrong/2#82578453

Ufedolove:
Lol! Oya na

You will call her on the phone, and ask here what you guys are doing. She'd tell you she doesn't know or she'd tell you, you guys are just friends. Then tell her plainly that you don't want friends. That if you want a friend, you'd buy a dog. Tell her you are not okay with it. She'd still tell you that you are not doing it right asking her out. Then tell her you are not gonna continue like that anymore. That it's better you both move on. N for Christ sake move on n let her be. You didn't get her pussy the first time, you won't get again. There are other pussies out there ready to be beeped.

Take your pills everyday, one in the morning one at night.

Cheers.

Ufedolove:
No, I didn't bonk her.

I took her for a night walk, and while we were doing some random discussions about personalities and how we both are improving on ourselves, she quickly told me that I'm too commanding for her liking. She said although she likes it, but now could I have commanded her to be my girlfriend? As in who says "be my girlfriend" and expect the girl to say yes? "Anyways, lemme not talk further, go work on yourself" she added.

I smiled in my mind cos I remember saying that, just like I remember also saying it in another way. I immediately understood that she was playing me. In her little mind, she has put me in that hanging position expecting me to still pick myself up and ask her out later. (I think she's used to it)

All my reply was "hmmm, really?"

As if nature was with me, it started drizzling which ensured that we took our discussions to a dry place. I then suggested that we go inside the car. (Trust me, I had it all planned. Had it not rained, I would have still said to go inside the car cos of cold. Lol)

Inside the car, we talked some cheap talks and then we started our usual smooch before we finally went inside the house.

I noticed that she had one suspicious call one time she was taking her bath. Also, she quickly grabbed her phone from my front when she thought I was going to reach for it.. (swears, it was not even in my mind cos the girl was flushed from my mind already). Very unlike her though.

I've made up my mind already and nothing does she know about it and little did she know that I was just willingly dancing to her song.

Tell you what, let's do em here... Forget the WhatsApp thingy.

StarScream95:
Hey I'm enjoying d gist too

Let's do em here then.

Kirchhoff01:
For God's sake, I keep meeting virgins that wanna keep their virginity till they get married.
I don't really know what's going on!
I have had sex only but once in my life. The other times are I came were mostly by masturbation. I've met 7 girls who I wanted to get laid with but they told me they were virgins who would want to keep it for their husbands. Why always me. I can't get laid. Also if they tell me they're virgins I just give up. I mean I keep meeting them back to back to back. I never knew Nigeria is filled with many virgins. Most of them acknowledge they indulge in romance but not sex.
This last one I met; I've been doing everything possible to get laid but she burst the news again that she's a virgin.... WTF? Why me? This babe look like a pornstarr. How in the world will she be a virgin.
Mehn am tired. I wanna get laid o
Advice me, I'm 25.

Transfer them gimme na. I like Virgins.

Ufedolove:
No, I didn't bonk her.

I took her for a night walk, and while we were doing some random discussions about personalities and how we both are improving on ourselves, she quickly told me that I'm too commanding for her liking. She said although she likes it, but now could I have commanded her to be my girlfriend? As in who says "be my girlfriend" and expect the girl to say yes? "Anyways, lemme not talk further, go work on yourself" she added.

I smiled in my mind cos I remember saying that, just like I remember also saying it in another way. I immediately understood that she was playing me. In her little mind, she has put me in that hanging position expecting me to still pick myself up and ask her out later. (I think she's used to it)

All my reply was "hmmm, really?"

As if nature was with me, it started drizzling which ensured that we took our discussions to a dry place. I then suggested that we go inside the car. (Trust me, I had it all planned. Had it not rained, I would have still said to go inside the car cos of cold. Lol)

Inside the car, we talked some cheap talks and then we started our usual smooch before we finally went inside the house.

I noticed that she had one suspicious call one time she was taking her bath. Also, she quickly grabbed her phone from my front when she thought I was going to reach for it.. (swears, it was not even in my mind cos the girl was flushed from my mind already). Very unlike her though.

I've made up my mind already and nothing does she know about it and little did she know that I was just willingly dancing to her song.

You guys didn't talk about your love life. Tell you what check my siggy for my number n let's chat there.

Ufedolove:
Yes o. I am.

The girl showed up as planned.

You bonked her as planned? N did most importantly talked to her about how you want running things?

Guys... You heard it 56 is the limit. Just do 54 or 55 times.

Ufedolove:
Plenty exemptions

Ain't you the niggie who's tryna get laid with an akwaibom babe?

***chants ***
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!.............!

nairalandposter:
No idea who he is, unless you're dumb enough to assume everyone follows you.

I've seen a couple of his posts, including one where he was called out for something, can't remember what. The op was offended by what he typed.

If you have to insult instead of explaining who he is, then I hope his followers are not idiots?

It is in Nigeria that the word 'dumb' is seen as an insult and the 'special' is seen as a compliment.

nairalandposter:
Very confusing.

Like all the ubunja redpill threads and references.

Oh no... Unbunja red pill threads are good. Very good. N very easy to understand unless of course you are dumb

People are saying MissGhosted is Funmisticqueen.
While Funmisticqueen is claiming MissGhosted is Amatarasha.

Omo this one don strong pass Quantum Physics.

MissGhosted:
red pill kill u.

Pucci

On the first day of Christmas Unbunja gave to me 1 red pill.... Something something...

peterangelo:
Must u be dating.. For me I'll advice him to kip enjoying the girl offer...

He wanted to date her. At least that's what he's been whining about since.