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Mazi_Omenuko: Myopic thought pattern!

So how did she find out about the 'supposed' long diiicckk? How did she find out he's good in bed? Maybe she was sampling all black guys within the hood to find out who's got it and then stick with him.

Smh!

The average black is much more endowed than the avaerage caucasian man simple!!!! the average Asian man is very small ooo

kalusha-iyke:
I have rubbed some creams in the past...I always change from one cream to the other because it turns out making some part of my face fairer..I need to know the cream that will suit my dark colour....thanks and you can state the price pls

Stay outside in the Sun for longer hours, you will kill 2 birds with one stone

(1) Sun tan

(2) Natural Vitamin D which is good for your health

Now this is what I call oil money at its best

In 1987 at school on a Thursdays afternoon, 2 teachers pounced on a boy who was wearing leather slippers; they beat this boy within an inch of his life, not knowing that the boy was only wearing a slipper and not a sandal, because he broke his metatarsal earlier in the week. They beat the boy so bad only because he was wearing slippers and also refuse to hand them over.
The following morning during assembly, 3 army land rovers carrying up to 20 army officers came into the compound, in full view of the students they took the 2 teachers away. Not knowing what happened, thinking that we would see them within the next hour or 2. But we didn’t see them after 2 weeks. Then the rumour started filtering through to us students that they both spent over a week locked up in an army barrack in another state.
The boy that was beaten was a son of a top ranked Navy officer; the father wasn’t against his child been punished, but punished without a valid reason is the ultimate no no!!!
Throughout that it was happy dayz, teachers got so scared to physically punish students not knowing what will happen.

And then GEJ suddenly he woke up from his nightmares!!!!

O.T.I.S:
the likes of Sinisa Mihajlovic, Alexanro del piero, Zico, Pirlo are exceptional in free-kicks, but Juninho tops my list any day any time,
however i agree with Saklekplus that Beckham is over-hyped.

Juninho is the man

nas 00: Bros, do you know Mihajlovic?

This guy scores 2 out of every 3 freekicks


I forgot the Brazilian player that played for Real Betis

Jade William: My best are:
Who wants 2b a millionaire-Nigeria(on AIT)&WWTBAM-UK(on BBC entertainment (neva miss it)
Hells kitchen USA
Deal or No deal
The Cube on BBC ent
The Apprentice esp celebrity Apprentice.My best is d one Joan Rivers won:season 3.That season had nice contestants.
America got talent
Flavour flavs (watched it on MTV.Just season 1&2)-Hilarious&vulgar
Cheaters
Laguna beach&The hills (So high school)
Not so in2 musical reality shows but I follow Nigerian idol;Xfactor&West Africa Project fame
Gulder ultimate search
Big brother Africa (just enjoys d thursday task presentation; Saturday party&Sunday eviction.Dats all)
Judge Judy

Worst
Fashion police on E (annoys me)
Those fake Kadashians (d show is obviously scripted)-Al their shows

Aubrey vs Arsenio Hall

naija noni: And who told u that carrick would have gone ahead and be a vital player under every of d 6/7 managers dat came after??
You never can say what would have happened.
Lampard and carrick were never in d same class.
That lampard kept his place doesnt mean Carrick would have kept his place.Even benitez was benching lampard sometime last season dat d british media and fans criticized him 4 doing so.
Nobody can say what would have happened.

Michael Carrick will still be a Chelsea because he has all the attributes thats keeping Mikel in the squad and he is more mobile than Mikel, he make more forward passes than Mikel.

striker9: I think his right about the coach Philosophy stuff,that's why players like Mata and David Luiz are bench warmers

Mourinho benched Mata because he feels Oscar offers more energy and work rate, Luiz is just a loose cannon who blows hot and cold.

Under Benithez Oscar is more likely to be benched for Moses because Moses is direct and powerful

naija noni: .

My point is that Mikel hasnt been a squad player THROUGHOUT his career like some people say.
Mikel was a very vital player under some managers.

Yeah when Essien left for Madrid or out injured. Mikel became an integral part of the team, but why was Luiz moved into the midfield?

But if a player like Carrick had been at chelsea with all the constant sacking and replacement of managers,u cannot be sure that he would have been a vital player under every of d managers

Carrick will keep his place, actually when Ranieri bought Lampard, it was Carrick Ramieri wanted but Lampard was wanted out after his uncle and dad was sacked by West Ham

naija noni: Micheal Carrick vs Mikel
Comparison of no. Of games STARTED in d PL per-season for Man-U and chelsea respectively 4rm 2007:-
2007/2008:-
Mikel=22 starts/Carrick=23 starts
2008/2009 :-
Mikel=33 starts/Carrick=24 starts
2009/2010 :-
Mikel=21 starts/Carrick=21 starts
2010/2011:-
Mikel=28 starts/Carrick=23 starts
2011/2012:-
Mikel=15 starts/Carrick=26 starts
2012/2013:-
Mikel=20 starts/Carrick=34 starts.

Looking very well at these anybody that says Mikel HAS ALWAYS BEEN a squad player all through his chelsea career should also agree the same for carrick.
Man-U is a big club.
Chelsea is also a big club.
Man-U players suffer 4rm injury.
Chelsea players suffer 4rm injury.

Na common if you say Michael Carrick is squad player for manchester united you will loose credibility on NL

Alex ferguson manages his players differently to other managers, Lampard played 160 PL games in a row without any break, suspension or rest, Fergie will not all that to happen, Fergie knows when to rest his players! Uptill 2009-10 Manchester United had Carrick, Giggs, Scholes, Anderson, Oshea and Fletcher and managed all of them and kept them fresh.

striker9: I meant Mikel,you have never said anything positive about him,you kept talking about the Juve match,how he deleted his twitter account etc.This is not the only thread you will say such about him,you have always down talked him anywhere is name is being mentioned on nairaland.Not cool bro.

Look am a Chelsea and I do defend Mikel as much as I could, even at work or when I get the chance to watch the game live when fans grumble about Mikel slowing the tempo down, but I could remember when they brought in the Spanish kid Romeu in 2011 or tried young Josh, but Mikel still held his position, but my Argument here is that Mikel since 2006 should have grown or developed into a super star thats what makes me angry, I could remember when we had Babayaro, chelsea brought in so many LB but Babayaro still kept his spot until old age and injury caught up with him Babayaro stepped up his game.

This was the same with King Kanu who was happy to sit on the bench and collect money, compared to Jay Jay who put Bolton on the map.

Ok the Juve stuff was used to fight my corner in an argument, the Juve game, Lampard didnt helped him because lampard was ment to play alongside Mikel but Lampard charged forward leaving Mikel exposed to a counter attack

As much as I like the guy he is not better than Yaya Toure in any form, Yes Mikel might have a better tournament than Yaya but over the whole of 2013 my honest opinion Yaya is head and shoulders better than any African player in the world

striker9: I didn't know his career was almost over when he was playing for madrid.And if you know anything about football,you will know that a player can NEVER be judged by his past mistakes and shortcomings,but also by the great games he played and his contributions.

Am not judging a player by his mistakes, judging by his injury record... La Liga is not as intense as the Premier League and Essien went to Madrid as a cover for Xabi and the German midfielder when Diarra was sold. Even Jose didnt trust him even to play in the midfield he had to play him wide or at rightback as cover to the former Liverpool defender

striker9: Your last point is the reason I said Mikel has been a better player for national team than Yaya.

Because of the Nations cup?

What bugs me is that Mikel has been part of the National team that has flopped year in year out, even failed to qualify for a tournament, Keshi decided to bring in fresh and hungrier players and won something and guess what? the credit goes to Mikel? Really

What happened when the team stinked at previous tournaments

striker9: Is Essien still injured?NO,was he injured when he had to go on loan?NO.Essien has got speed,short accuracy,kindly ask them why his still on the bench.

Common if you know anything about football injuries, you will know that if you have ruptured your anterior cruciate ligament in the knee (TWICE) your career is almost over!

Ask Michael Owen or Owen Hargreaves

naija noni: Yeah becos Essien was the only midfielder chelsea had.And essien was injured throughout d 7 years of mikel's stay at chelsea.
Injuries happen to all teams.
Wether d whole chelsea team was injured or not,
The fact is dat Mikel STARTED above 50 % of chelsea's 38 PL games in every season aside 4rm 2010/2011 season.
Not a definition of a "squad player" to me.

You are still ignoring stats and facts about the 2011 season

write2obi: Am a United Fan, and I've never for one day Wished we had Mikel in place of Carrick.

And yes we had the last laugh, Carrick came in and won us UCL and EPL double, while Mikel went to chelsea and started collecting red card after red card
I adore and cheer for Mikel when he plays for the Eagles simply becos he is the best we've got " a one eyed man is a king in the land of the blind".

Exactly and what hurts real Chelsea fans is that since 2006 Mikel divides opinion the same 2006 Barcelona still had Andreas Iniesta on the bench at the catalan club, Cesc Fabregas was just coming through. Who would you have a 34 years old Steven Gerrard or 26 years old Mikel.

naija noni: According to reports 3 clubs were interested namely:-
Monaco,Gala,Napoli.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha Bro it was only Galatasary that showed any interest in the Chelsea midfielder

naija noni: U can only play a maximum of 38 games in the EPL per season.
2008/2009=Started 33 games,CAME 4RM THE BENCH ONLY ONCE.Missed only 4 games.
"Player that comes in to see out games" ?? Or 2nd fiddle ??.Dont know how.

2009/2010 Started 21 games CAME 4RM THE BENCH ONLY 4 TIMES.
According to transfermarket.co.uk,He was out for a total of 9 weeks that season and not available for selection.Afcon 6 weeks plus Minor injuries on difff occasions:-3 weeks.
"A player dat comes in to see out games" ??.
I dont know how.
I dont know how a player they say "comes 4rm d bench to see out games" comes 4rm d bench only 1-4 times per season.
Doesnt makes sense to me.
I might not be able to remember all chelsea's matches thru d years.But d records and statistics are there.

2008/2009=Started 33 games,CAME 4RM THE BENCH ONLY ONCE.Missed only 4 games.
"Player that comes in to see out games" ?? Or 2nd fiddle ??.Dont know how.

Essien was ruled out for more than six months in 2008 when he sustained cruciate ligament damage in Libya does that answer your question

2009/2010 Started 21 games CAME 4RM THE BENCH ONLY 4 TIMES.

Michael Essien missed the most of the season from Dec 2009 to the end of the season

safarigirl: y'all are still talking inconsequential BS. Was Yaya not on the list when Katongo won it last year? Is Mikel not a better player than Katongo? Truth is, I doubt the votes of Europeans count for much cuz unlike some are saying, I wouldn't feel inclined to vote if a player from my club/country isn't on that list. How did Katongo win if Europeans voted largely cuz he's not that famous. I repeat, Yaya will just smell this award as usual, but he'll be clapping for Mikel when he goes on stage to get his award.

naija noni: I compared those appearance statistics with Lampard(the only midfielder that has remained all thru these years with mikel) and i found out that mikel even made more appearances and started more games than lampard in some seasons.

Lampard uptill AVB's tenure Lampard will only miss a game if he is injured, suspended or rested. Makalele left at the end on the 2008 season, but Chelsea's midfield 3 were Essien, Ballack and Lampard, like someone said Mikel comes in to see out the game or used tactically in away games like When Gus Hiddink used had an extra man in the 0-0 game at the Nou Camp, Michael Essien had 2 major knee injuries which gave Mikel a long run in the team most especially when Chelsea wrestle the title back from United in 2010 but Mikel got injured towards the end of that season that prevented him going to the world cup.

write2obi: I disagree with @bolded, Mikel was an attacking Midfielder, and still even play in that position in some Nigerian matches. Mou tried to convert him into "the new Makelele" but clearly failed. He never turned out to he Makelele neither did he fulfil the attacking potentials we all know he had

Stop arguing like someone who doesn't watch football, Mikel is an average player, someone who has confidence in his ability to get forward, will get forward, with or without instruction(just make sure you don't give the ball away). Alonso,Matinez,Luiz, Kedira,toure, are all defensive player but we all see them bumping forward with the ball.
Mikel can Pass
Can't Shot to save his life
Can't tackle
Slow, gives ball away in dangerous areas
Passes bk n sideways 2 often
Can't take the game to the opposition
Mikel is only Good at seeing out Matches.

Bravo!!! You couldnt put it any better!!!

People who say Jose tried to convert Mikel into a defensive midfielder are wrong, Jose tried to convert Mikel into a deep lying play-maker just like what Milan did to Pirlo or Xabi Alonso, Jose wanted Mikel to start the attack from deep thats why they moved Mikel from an attacking player to a deep lying player!

A friend of mine who happens to be a Man U fan, confessed to the fact that he beefs Mikel because he plays for Chelsea,but he adores him anytime is playing for Nigeria.

Do you know that Chelsea paid United £12m compensation for loosing out on Mikel, thats when they bought Michael Carrick, United fans always say that was one of the best business deal they have ever made by making an £8m profit on a player that didnt wear a shirt for United. Do you think Manchester United regret missing out on Mikel and buying Michael Carrick?

naija noni: Well im not so sure of that.
And who told u liverpool and chelsea arent encouraging fans to vote for moses and mikel ??.
The official chelsea site only announced it,wether dey ENCOURAGED or not doesnt stop fans 4rm voting their club's player.But various chelsea-fan blogs are encouraging fans to vote 4 mikel.E.g here is one 4rm CHELSEA'S BIGGEST WORLDWIDE FAN-BLOG:-
http://weaintgotnohistory.sbnation.com/2013/11/12/5095072/vote-mikel-for-bbc-african-player-of-the-year
And i've seen d same in about 3 other fan-blogs.
So chelsea fans would vote in thousands too.
And remember the chelsea WORLDWIDE fan-base is multiple times larger than City's.

Chelsea fans are loyal to their players but they are not stupid...

Its like asking Chelsea fans to vote who is better between Torres and Messi!

Only a few Chelsea fans will vote Mikel over Toure anywhere in the world apart from Nigeria. It will be a landslide result

Martbeat: Most Valuable Player of the just
concluded FIFA World Cup for U-17,
Kelechi Iheanacho performance,
which has attracted scores of
interests from foreign club sides is
already causing ripples with clubs
scrambling to sign him.
The youngster’s father, according to
MTNfootball is leaving nothing to
chance, asking clubs and agents
interested in the striker to cough out
a
million Euros (more than N200
million) or look elsewhere.
Iheanacho was the star of the 2013
World Cup in the UAE, scoring six
goals and creating several more
goals
as Nigeria clinched a record fourth
title in fine style.
Therefore, FC Porto’s 250,000 Euros
offer for the gifted forward was
outrightly dismissed. read full story here www.martnaija..com/2013/11/sports-my-son-is-worth-n200m-u-17.html?m=1

Is he contracted to a Football Club?

If the answer is no

Then he is an uncontracted player, the father and greedy agent need to calm down or else they will destroy the kids future

The next minute the butt kissing Stella whatever her is, fan club will be praising her through the roof

naija noni: And let me explain to u why juan mata's case is being sung out in d media.
If an english player was playing in mata's position,i can bet that the british media wont be singing out his case as loud as they doing.
Have u heard anything about jose benching luiz for months now ??.
Nothing has been said for a long time now.Why ??.Becos 2 british players Terry and cahill play in his position.
And who is competing for places with mikel in chelsea's midfield ?.
An english player lampard.
Be sincere has lampard played well dis season compared to d few times mikel has played ??.No.
And even sincere british chelsea fans agree with this.I chat with many regularly.
Mikel's performance d few times he has played dis season has been multiple times better dan lampard.But the british media wouldnt sing out his case becos they know that mikel is a competition rival to their player in midfield.
And same goes for luiz becos Cahill and terry are playing in his position.
Majority of british people dont like mikel just becos he is mikel and not for footballing reasons.And same goes for majority of nigerian players in d EPL.Is it moses,Odemwingie,ameobi ?.
But i can tell u dat 70% of chelsea fans generally WORLDWIDE(not talking 'bout england alone) are furious that mikel isnt starting games and lampard is repeatedly chosen over him even when mikel's performance has been a lot of times better than lampard's.
These are unbias fans and not d bias british fans/media.
I belong to about 5 different chelsea blogs,consisting of chelsea fans worldwide.We discuss chelsea and majority of their views on mikel is that he shouldnt be sitting on d bench while lampard starts.I'll post a link on discussions by fans on some blogs about mikel if i can.To show u dat it isnt only nigerians that rate mikel as u're exaggerating.Even a lot of sincere british fans rate him.

Look am Chelsea fan through and through... I have sat in the stadium hearing people moan about how slow he is and he doesnt dare to take risk... Yes moving Lampard into a sitting role was wrong because Lampard cannot do Mikel's job, and yes Mikel calms the team down and it should be Mikel and Ramires playing weeking week out.

But beside that point we are comparing Mikel as a player to Yaya Toure! Yaya goes the extra lenght for his team, under Mancini when Man City is desperate for a goal they push Toure up by taken off a winger, When Chelsea is looking for a goal Mikel is taken off for another attacking player! Yaya is confortable on the ball in tight areas Mikel gave away possession against Juve last season that led to a costly goal that got fans sending him death threat on twitter.

Every manager prepares their team with Yaya toure in mind because he is a beast of a player, against Chelsea some manager will say keep a man on Mikel and he will make a mistake in a dangerous area.

I think one of the Formula 1 cars shuts down 4 cylinders and uses 4 when going through a slow corner, this prevents oversteer of the tires

taharqa: 1st, which 'our' money? Who give you d money? Do you 'beggers' up north contribute anytin to d nation's purse? When did you people stop been d miserable leeches and parasites you always have been, a State brought about by yr shameless and very small-minded tiny Elites?? 'Our' money, in deed........ 2nd, was money not available to other previous Ministers in the last 30yrs? How cud they allowed the Sector to get to d Mess it was b4 Oduah came and started rescuing and transforming the Sector IN EVERY POSSIBLE ASPECT?? .... You chaps can accuse Oduah of many other things, including that indiscretion of approving d purchase of cars above her limit and in breach of extant Rules, but nobody shld try to belittle both her Vision and considerable Achievements in the Aviation Sector, esp not on some sillly grounds. I cannot not think of any other Minister who have done/doing a finer job in that sector in so short a time..

British Airways has been Landing in Kano since the 70's so what vision are you talking about?

Ethiopia Airways lands in Kano Whoopeee doooo!!!!

So who was in charge, last year when Air Nigeria staffs brought out a begging bowl at Gatwick Airport in London, asking for money to buy fuel?

bizibrain: I dont no where 2 start d counter.

U said mikel is official and unofficial nt d best player, av u 4gotten he was among d first 11 best player during 2013 afcon with d likes of ENYEAMA, VICTOR MOSES, EMENIKE ND EFE AMBROSE.

Mikel as neva been an average player and as never go off form like victor moses. Though moses is a good player but he sometimes go OFF FORM. Mikel av always been like a web in any match, esp SE match connecting d defender 2 d striker and distributing accurate passes with tough tackling.

I guess u didnt watch NIGERIA Vs SPAIN and c hw mikel was driving 4ward between 3 tough tackling spanish player.

There ar evidence beyond doubt dat mikel is an excellent player.

We still lost 3-0 and he was part of the team

Please stop celebrating mediocre or poor performance

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Whats the big deal about Stellah and Ethiopia


we already have
Arik Air
British Airways
Egyptair
Iberia
Middle East Airlines
Royal Jordanian
Virgin Atlantic

Flying to Kano... people make it sound as if Ethiopia air is all that, its not like we are talking about BA thats been flying to Kano since the 70's