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Politics › Re: What Good Thing Will You Remember President GEJ For? by omenka(m): 2:33pm On May 28, 2015

Chikum, squat, nada, absolutely natin!!!!

Politics › Re: Obanikoro Caught Sleeping At The Validictory Session At Aso Rock (photo) by omenka(m): 2:31pm On May 28, 2015

Lmao. Life's so damn hard!! grin

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Politics › Re: Jonathan Holds Buhari's Hand So Tight As He Conducts Him Around Aso Villa (photo by omenka(m): 2:29pm On May 28, 2015

I refuse to feel pity for the outgoing dularkpo!!

Politics › Re: Jonathan Holds Buhari's Hand So Tight As He Conducts Him Around Aso Villa (photo by omenka(m): 2:27pm On May 28, 2015

Lalasticlala AGAIN!!
Hmmm.... lipsrsealed

Politics › Re: #goodbyegej: Zahra Buhari’s Farewell Message To Goodluck Jonathan by omenka(m): 2:15pm On May 28, 2015

I think I just fell in love. sad

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Politics › Re: Jonathan Conducting Buhari Round Aso-Villa (Photos) by omenka(m): 2:06pm On May 28, 2015

lalasticlala:
Hahahaha . Omenka leave me joor...

Alright boss. Who am I not to obey you? cool

Politics › Re: Jonathan Conducting Buhari Round Aso-Villa (Photos) by omenka(m): 2:05pm On May 28, 2015

WIZGUY69:

even though am anti-goodluck.

am just emotional.

even though the guy no try, I will still miss him and his chai wife.

but the good thing is that after tomorrow we will all be in a good and progressive tenure.

amen.

Mutual.

Politics › Re: Jonathan Conducting Buhari Round Aso-Villa (Photos) by omenka(m): 2:00pm On May 28, 2015

Lalasticlala, I'm getting quite suspicious of you oo. Sure you are not ceo4ever huh

He was the only one known to get such "inside" pics around here. He went AWOL right after the elections. undecided

#regardless of the source.

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Politics › Re: Drop A Word Of Advice To President Muhammadu Buhari by omenka(m): 1:58pm On May 28, 2015

My Amiable and Ever Gallant President, please, I beg you in the name of God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Spirit, do not eat any meal not prepared and served by Aisha or Zahra.

Thanks.

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Politics › Re: Fani- Kayode Shares New Photo Of His Girlfriend In A Swimming Pool by omenka(m): 1:55pm On May 28, 2015

Of all the people on planet earth, this is the man Jonathan chose to be his campaign image maker. And you tell me he isn't clueless. cheesy

Sai FFK!!

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Politics › Re: Jonathan Presents Handover Notes To Buhari (pictures) by omenka(m): 1:48pm On May 28, 2015

Dekatron:
gbagaun detected

Like THEY WERE blame Jonathan, APC fanatic

Okay. You got me there.
But bro, I'm faaaarking happy right now!! cheesy

Politics › Re: Jonathan Presents Handover Notes To Buhari (pictures) by omenka(m): 1:36pm On May 28, 2015*

Eyaaaa!!!

I'm close to tears here honestly. Never thought I could witness this glorious moment in my life.

Nairaland server would soon be overwhelmed like it was during the elections. cheesy

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Politics › Re: Buhari Arrives For Aso Rock Tour by omenka(m): 1:24pm On May 28, 2015

gateleo:
Baba, take am easy and be very watchful, I do not trust those Aso Rock hunters. You are too dear to us! Watch your back abeg...

Honestly. I believe there must be a lot of clay pots and chicken heads hidden in dark corners in the Villa. Baba Adeboye should be taken there to exorcise that crib before Baba starts sleeping there.

Politics › Re: Bayelsa PDP Expels Eight Of Jonathan's Political Associates, Others by omenka(m): 1:14pm On May 28, 2015

We said it over a million times, the only reason Jonathan is relevant is for the political office he occupies. Jonathan isn't a politician, he isn't a leader, he's not respected, he's only feared.

In 24hrs time, not even in his local government would he be consulted if major decisions are to be taken. He'd be relegated to attending burial and wedding ceremonies as chairman of occasion.

Jonathan is dead politically.

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Politics › Re: Buhari's Convoy As He Makes Entry Into Aso Villa (Photo) by omenka(m): 12:52pm On May 28, 2015

dunkem21:
I was expecting to see 504's and Camry tiny light but I saw the same high powered jeeps bought with loot from our common treasury.

Impunity!

Get prepared, this is just the beginning. Your expectations, including an expectation to see him die or fail, would never be met. Disappointment after disappointment is all you would continue to see as long as Buhari is the president. Nigeria's prosperity shall be your poverty.

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Politics › Re: See Photos Of Buhari And His Children In Abuja As They Prepare For The Handover by omenka(m): 10:28am On May 28, 2015

MizTyna:
You lost me at hold him down. Hold him down? #AintNobodyGotTimeForThat

Oh, that was meant to show he aint after a fling hon. Or you don't roll like that?? I thought every lady needs such a "responsible" relationship.

Politics › Re: Recent Pic Of Buhari And Daughter by omenka(m): 10:26am On May 28, 2015

Obiagelli:
Absolutely gorgeous

This son of his is gonna make a lot of girls cry. cheesy

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Politics › Re: The Sculptural Piece Honor Of Jonathan Going On In Otuoke by omenka(m): 10:24am On May 28, 2015

Monument in honour of failure and mediocrity. Only in Nigeria.

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Crime › Re: 3 Pastors & 1 Herbalist Arrested For Abducting Nigerian Returning From Abroad. by omenka(m): 10:20am On May 28, 2015

They should stop calling these guys pastors. They are nothing but hustlers, period.

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Politics › Re: See Photos Of Buhari And His Children In Abuja As They Prepare For The Handover by omenka(m): 10:17am On May 28, 2015

MizTyna:
Taaaaa! He's mine.
Thanks

I could recommend a friend for you. Dark skinned, good looking, no six packs but not pot bellied, works with FIRS, dude's not a "born again" but respectable, great sense of humour, orphaned, and quite intelligent.

. He's in search of a good woman to "hold him down" and raise a family with. wink

Nairaland General › Re: Insecure, Narcissistic People More Likely To Post On Facebook – Report by omenka(m): 9:58am On May 28, 2015

Lol. Does fb even still exist??

Nairaland is the way forward jor. This forum rox!!

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Politics › Re: See Photos Of Buhari And His Children In Abuja As They Prepare For The Handover by omenka(m): 9:57am On May 28, 2015

MizTyna:
The son is fine oh

Una don start ba?? cheesy

. I'm reserving him for my sister oo. Steer clear hon.

And you beautiful too.

Politics › Re: See Photos Of Buhari And His Children In Abuja As They Prepare For The Handover by omenka(m): 9:49am On May 28, 2015

Ohhhhh!!! Zarha!!! The Princess TANoids hate to love. cheesy

At last we have a First Family we can be proud of.

Their beauty shall rub off on the image of this great country. So graceful. So elegant. They exude real class.

God bless them and bless Nigeria.

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Politics › Re: Okonjo-iweala’s Hidden Figures By Governor Adams Oshiomhole by omenka(m): 9:47am On May 28, 2015

OAM4J:
I used to have lots of respect for this woman. This woman allowed corruption under President Stealing-is-not-corruption to rubbish her and bring low her ratings. If she was not personally benefiting from these mismanagement, she should have honourably resigned.

Maybe Charles Soludo was right about her in his many public write-ups.

I still wanna give her benefit of the doubt till I read her response to this.

I have said it and I'm reiterating it, this woman is a bigger crook than Alison Madueke.

Just do a little maths on the figures and see what a ride Nigerians have been taken on.

@Lalasticlala: don't you think this deserves bigger coverage sir?

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Politics › Re: Okonjo-iweala’s Hidden Figures By Governor Adams Oshiomhole by omenka(m): 9:44am On May 28, 2015

If the closing balance of the ECA as at December 2012 was over $10 billion and that for three years running Nigeria’s budget have been based on the average of between $77 and $79 benchmark while the average price of Nigeria’s crude has been $108 per barrel, suggesting an average of about $30 per barrel, how come that there was no accretion to the ECA?

Indeed, based on a rough estimate, we should be expecting not less than $30 billion accretion based on the official oil exports of 2.3 million barrels per day.

This has been the question on my mind for days now.

If the average price is $108 and we have a benchmark of $79, it means we have $29 going into the excess crude account for every single barrel of crude oil sold. When you multiply this figure by the daily output/export which is put at about 3m barrels, and then by an average of 300 days, the monster in Jonathan's thieving government (corruption) is revealed in all its glory!!!!

Lord have mercy. sad

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Politics › Re: Uninstalling Jonathan 100% Completed - Buhari Premium Activated by omenka(m): 9:13am On May 28, 2015

Not only would the program be deleted, the system would be formatted and a new OS and antivirus installed.

The anti-virus would not only detect malicious files, it would auto-delete them even without prompting!

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Politics › Re: Uninstalling Jonathan 100% Completed - Buhari Premium Activated by omenka(m): 9:09am On May 28, 2015

Gbawe:
Tomorrow you will see the message: "you have successfully uninstalled Misrule-101 version 8.0"

Lol. I just love you guys. cheesy

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Politics › Re: Buhari Arrives Nigeria after 6 day trip to the UK(photos) by omenka(m): 7:27am On May 28, 2015

agarawu23:
cool down bro, you will even buy common sense for just #2 soon

#Fatality!!! grin

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Politics › Re: mODIFIED by omenka(m): 7:23am On May 28, 2015

barcta:
Amen! The unnecessary flow of blood under this government is enough to call the administration to question. Several plane crashed, over 20,000 Nigerians have died, A record 63 attacks have been carried out by Boko Haram since September 2010, poverty is ravaging the Nigerian people, increased crime rate and deaths. Jonathan is the candidate of Satan! He has always been the devil's candidate! He must be stopped

Lmao!! Egift, na u exhume dis one ba?? cheesy

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Politics › Re: Minister Says Jonathan Fulfilled Power Promise by omenka(m): 7:20am On May 28, 2015

midolian:
See hin wide nose like PDP umbrella..
Nonsense

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Politics › Re: Buhari Is Back To Nigeria This Morning(photo) by omenka(m): 7:13am On May 28, 2015

slap1:
Be like walking pole.

Actually, that is why we love him! cheesy

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