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ziondaughter: tell me, with all the insults has it reduced their income or selt esteem? in life people must talk even wen there is nothing to talk about. the most important tin is make urself happy 1st cos there is no way u can please human beings, no mata how hard u try

Quite unnesesary sermon. The OP askd a very simple question.
IMO, Retardeen and Retardeeness carry the damn silverware.

saharareporters.com/news-page/cold-war-brews-between-president-jonathan-vp-sambo

Little wonder Obj 'dey laff' for Ghana, dancing gangnam style. Lets see how this plays out.

I smell trouble in the camp of The People's Enemies. I pray this isn't just speculation.


A cold war brewing between President Goodluck
Jonathan and Vice President Namadi Sambo came
out in the open last weekend as the two political
figures attended two different events with their
political allies. Mr. Jonathan was in Yenagoa, the
capital of Bayelsa State, to bury his brother, Meni,
while Vice President Sambo was in Kaduna to give
his two daughters, Aisha and Huwaila, out in
marriage.
A top official of the Peoples Democratic Party told
SaharaReporters that many members of the party
were baffled that the president fixed the burial of
his brother on the same day that his vice
president had set for his two daughters’ marriage.
SaharaReporters learnt that Mr. Sambo’s
daughters’ wedding had been scheduled months
ago. “The president knew about the wedding and
received his invitation long before his brother died
on November 20,” said our source, adding that
First Lady Patience Jonathan had been tapped to
be “Mother of the Day” at the nuptials.
Several sources disclosed that the relationship
between the President and the Vice President
started to deteriorate when Sambo received
reliable indications that Mr. Jonathan was
determined to run for another term in office. The
prospect of the president’s going for a second
term has alarmed Northern political figures,
among them the vice president, who had been
calculating ways of retaking Nigeria’s highest
political office.
“We know that some northern elders have been
putting pressure on Vice President Sambo to
position himself to challenge the president,” said
a source close to Mr. Jonathan.
Other sources in Aso Rock told us that President
Jonathan was well aware that Mr. Sambo is
exploring options for running for the presidency in
2015. “He has been trying to raise his profile and
rally political heavyweights and operatives to his
corner,” said a Jonathan associate. The source
accused the VP of “trying to flex his political
muscles, but he should know that, even if Mr.
President decides not to run, he [the president]
will still have a say in who succeeds him.”
One of Mr. Jonathan’s men said that they came
close to declaring war “after Vice President Sambo
selected a powerful delegation and went with
them to pay a condolence visit to Gen.
Muhammadu Buhari on the loss of his daughter.”
A political observer described the scenes in
Yenagoa and Kaduna last weekend as resembling
“a realignment of political forces around President
Jonathan and Vice President Sambo.” Those who
mourned with Mr. Jonathan in Yenagoa included
Senate President David Mark, who also has
presidential ambitions, as well as numerous
Nollywood players. On the other hand, such
personalities as Ibrahim Badamasi Babangida,
Muhammadu Buhari and several Northern
political figures, traditional rulers and business
executives attended the vice president’s more
festive event.
A source close to the vice president disclosed that
Mr. Jonathan was in a precarious position. “He is
waging an ongoing political war against [former
President Olusegun] Obasanjo,” said the source.
A confidant of President Jonathan’s admitted that
members of the president’s camp were angry at
Mr. Obasanjo for trying to remotely control the
ruling party long after his exit from power. The
People Democratic Party recently stated that
there was no plan to reconcile the president and
Mr. Obasanjo.
On his part, Mr. Obasanjo has said in private and
public forums that President Jonathan is bound to
leave in 2015. The former president’s statement
is at odds with Aso Rocks’ strategy of leaving Mr.
Jonathan’s opponents guessing as to his next
plans.

Just before we could recover from the shocker of the kidnap of NOI's mom, they strike again.


The wife of retired General, Oluwole Rotimi, has
been kidnapped by unknown gunmen in Ibadan,
capital of Oyo state in Western Nigeria. Coming a
day after the kidnap of Professor Kamene Okonjo,
the mother of Nigeria’s finance minister,
underscores the great insecurity in Nigeria.
According to reports,Titi Rotimi was kidnapped
around 6:30 pm on Monday in front of her
company, AOK Logistics Limited, located on Old
Ife Road in Ibadan.
She was said to have been abducted by four
armed men while she was leaving her office at the
close of work.
The News Agency of Nigeria said case, which was
reported at Egbeda Police Station, had been
transferred to the state Criminal Investigation
Department, Iyaganku, Ibadan.
The spokesman of the Oyo State Police Command,
DSP Ayodele Lanade, who confirmed the incident,
said the victim was driving away in her black
Mercedes Benz car when she was blocked.
“According to the reports we gathered, two
security men attached to her company removed
the barricade on the gate for her car to drive out
of the office complex.
“In the process, two armed men approached and
ordered the driver to stop the car at gun point.
“A green Nissan Primera suddenly reversed and
blocked her car while she was ordered to get into
the Nissan car.
“ The manner of abduction was strange when
compared to similar cases of kidnapping.
“We found out that there is a rift between the
woman and her workers over three months salary
which led to agitation by the aggrieved workers,’’
he said.
The police spokesman, however, said that no
ransom demand had been presented while no
arrest had been made.
Brigadier Rotimi was a former governor of
Western Nigeria during the military rule.





Tell me, who is goin to bell this cat?

saharareporters.com/news-page/retired-army-general-oluwole-rotimis-wife-kidnapped-ibadan

She HAD the meanest culinary skills I'd ever seen. Made those tastefully mean dishes that could knock ur lights out or wake you up from your deepest coma! A beutiful damsel she was. Too bad she had to take her exit too soon.
Wish above evryother thing that God could bring you back to spend just a day with your son. Remember how you used to tell me 'I Love You', but I was so young and too damn shy to say thesame to you, though my luv for you was outta this world!
Im a grown man now and wish I could get a chance to kiss you on ur forehead and tell you just how much I Love You.
RIP Momma.

kuchikau: you people have refuse to learn so der4 jona must remain president. Your support is neva needed,bear it in mind dat Gods candidate must remain.

Must you bring God into this? Since when did God start encouraging lies, rigging, maiming and killing, stealing, and other such vices? Realy beats me how God does that and still maintain his squicky clean reputation and glory. Abeg stop dey blaspheme joor.

k2039: Show me your benefactor and I will tell you who you are.

Birds of a feather flock together.

You'v said it all!!

Oops. Here's d source. www.punchng.com/news/alamieyeseigha-my-political-benefactor-jonathan/

President Goodluck Jonathan on Monday described the former Governor of Bayelsa State, Chief Diepreye Alamieyeseigha, as his political benefactor.

The President also called on the political class in the state to put aside their grievances in the collective interest of the state.

Alamieyeseigha was detained in London on charges of money laundering in September 2005. He escaped from the UK in December 2005. He pleaded guilty before a Nigerian court to six charges in July, 2007, and was sentenced to two years in prison on each charge.

Jonathan spoke at the Government House Castle, Yenagoa, while addressing leaders of the Peoples Democratic Party at a state caucus meeting convened by Governor Seriake Dickson of Bayelsa State.

Though the relevance of the meeting to the 2015 ambition of Jonathan was not clear, a statement by Dickson’s Chief Press Secretary, Mr. Daniel Iworiso-Markson, described it as “an expanded caucus meeting of members of the party”.

The statement read, “President Jonathan who stressed that politics ought to be seen as tools for the development of the people and service to fatherland, said up until now, he could not fathom what went wrong during the last expanded caucus meeting of the PDP in the state.

“Describing Chief Alamieyeseigha as his benefactor in politics, the President called on the political class to learn to be supportive of one another and put aside their grievances in the collective interest of the state, rather than creating undue tension in the polity.”

Our correspondent gathered that part of the meeting, which was held behind closed doors, was part of moves by the governor to mobilise support for Jonathan and unite members of the party.

The statement, which was made available to our correspondent shortly after the meeting, said members of the party resolved unanimously that Jonathan should be the leader of the party in the state.

Before now, Dickson was regarded as the leader of the party in the state by virtue of his position as the governor.

The statement said Dickson moved the motion that Jonathan be made leader of the party in the state.

The motion was said to have been seconded by Alamieyeseigha and later adopted by about 28 members of the party’s caucus after a voice vote initiated by the Senator representing the state’s Central Senatorial District, Mr. Emmanuel Paulker.

The statement was, however, silent on members of the party, especially federal lawmakers, that attended the meeting.

Jonathan, who insisted that his former boss brought him into political limelight, thanked Dickson for convening the meeting and promised to attend subsequent meetings.

Jonathan described politics as a tool for the development of the state.

The President denied influencing the selection of candidates for the forthcoming local government elections.

“I don’t want to be in Abuja and be seen as influencing political contestants; I will not condescend to get myself in the selection of candidates, am not interested because it won’t be fair since leadership is all about hierarchy,” he said.

Policewoman: Jealousy. Go get yours.

Im on the verge of gettin it swthrt. And trust me, its no big deal. Used to think havin a phd was the end of the world just like u r ryt now, not until i started runin the program. There's nothing there to envy. That i come here to jaw jaw with lowlife vixens lyk u doesnt place us in dsame league. You should make urslf more useful than galivantin on nairaland 247. Maybe go get laid or somethin... Make urslf uselul...

dammytosh: See diligent family oooo.

Prof Mother

Prof Father

Prof Daughter

and some silly Nigerians will spew rubbish about her achievement. Those who can not boast of 1 PHD in their generation.

Meanwhile, make them pay the kidnappers and come and tell us how James bond in the Nigeria Army rescued her.

Na wa is to you o! So the mother and father having a phd is now part of her 'achievements'! Lord hav mercy.

hbrednic: its a free site,so idiotic comments are allowed.

Don't call his comment idiotic. He has a right to his opinion. Just say urs and move the fvck on.

How touching. Be strong sir, the truth shall set you free someday.
Oh Nigeria! When would these serial rapists called leaders grant thee some respite?
This is such a pitiable situation we find ourselves.

His aids can never allow such to get to his table. They wouldn't wanna spoil their party.

el bin manny: This is what u get when retards conceived in a brothel have asses to the internet!!!!
Seun isn't it wise to have a check on mental statues before u allow some people in here

Have no idea what those scientists were up to with ur parents, but as reflected in ur character, the result don't look good.
Don't know if u undstand.

[quote author=mosun_ade]If you must make sense, try to think before attempting to become a social critic. He lost his brother, wait till you loose yours and see how many people will laugh at your tears.[/quote]I lost a mom fool! If you must advice try to do a little background check about the person you seek to advise.
Sentiments aside, how many MEN do you see crying in the open over the death of a reletion? If it were a child or a wife one wldav undstood.
Was it not thesame prank he pulled off when he visited the site of DANA crash? Yet a coupla months later, a govt parastatal gave the airliner an award of Excelence in utter disregard for the bereaved and those who lost their lives!!! Isn't that heartless??
Alot of Nigerians are easily moved by displays such as this but certainly not me.

Tellin me BS! Next!

The dundee is at it again! Forcing tears to fool nigerians. With this, some would go :'Oh, how touchin, the president cried! He's got a heart. He is a good man....' And they cast their vote for another four yrs of retardation, stagnation, retrogresion, gagantuan embezlement, culinary glutony, insecurity, name it.
We are tired of seeing you oaf wipe Rob induced tears. Wipe ur cabinet!

Umunede: boko haram named him to negotiate for them. They are fighting for him

Following your logic, I bet one can also say members of the Aaron Team, comprising Akigbe, Soyinka et al, selected by the ND militants to negotiate with the FG on their behalf were militant sponsors.... Smh.
Buhari all the way... Nigerians from north to south, east to west, are wiser now! The 'likes' tell the whole story!

el bin manny: For more than 40yrs that the niger delta region have suffered oil spillage! Farm lands destroyed, aquatic system made useless, no roads, no school or health centres! Yet they provide the nation's revenue! Oil money have been used to develop other cities while the niger delta suffers! All these took place when their son's where in power, owning oil wells till date! How many of them complained?? They were busy forming born to rule.
You can all die for all I care! This is just the genesis! Make una wait till I start to poison the air wey una the breath with gaseous otapiapia!!! Idiotas!!!

Most pathetic tramp that ever came on here.
Chief Oluwaseun Osewa. B.Sc, M.Sc, PhD, JP, BB, XO, VSOP! When are we gettin that 'dislike' botton

mrrock: I don't get it. Did the DJs tell the nurse to die?.

My brother God bless u!
I read the writeup and re-read it to see if I missed somthing, yet I cldnt make a sense of it. I mean, what exactly was the prank about? What did they tell her?

john david: Na my State u dey ask weda e still dey exist? make God punish uuu!!

Why do pple from Ebonyi appear so aggresive and filled with hate? Na wa oo..

achi4u: See one of the expelled mofo.
anunkita

R2bees: your mumsy still exists?...@moderator if u hide dis thunder go soda ur anus

achi4u: See one of the expelled mofo.
anunkita

Ur brains must be feeling brand new cos apparently u guys hav never made use of them.
The state is populated by little lobsters like u both, no wonder it never makes the news be it for a good or bad reason.
Forgotten relegated bunch.
Take ur hate elsewhere niglins.

talkin about recovery when there is no end in sight to the problem yet. Smh.

Please mods can we have this on the FP?
You gonna be amazed at some of the response we'd get.
Lets have somthing to genuinely laugh about.
Enough of the bad *newses* already...

^^ so what replaced ur thumb and belly botton?? Hehehe...
That was quite common tho. Think evryone passed thru that stage. They made me stop by contantly rubbin bitterleaf extracts on my thumb while im asleep. When I wake up and stick that in my mouth,,,, damn!!! Learnt to stop by force.

That state still exists??

When Dora advocated mental fitness test for political office holders she knew exactly what she was talking about!
It doesn't get worse than this!
Imagin Rupert Madoff being spotted at the White House! Obama would lose his job in a week!

In contrast to what obtains today, where most kids have fun playing video games and watching tv, and for those of us who weren't brought up by parents who had the means to indulge us with toys and bicycles when we were kids, we had other means of having mad fun and burning spare time... Most of them kinda promoted creative thinking and physical fitness while others are just sheer fun!
This thread is intended to create a catalog of those things we relished as kids...

I remember these with nostalgia:
Makin kites with used newspapers or polythene and flying same.
Police and thief! Mad fun! *Always acted a thief. Lol*
Makin cars with used peak milk tins..
Riding tires!
Making 'knockouts' during christmas season..
Riding motocycle rims! Mad fun too!
Acting 'Mr and Mrs'. *Lol
Contesting to see the best 'acrobatis't. Winners get some bragging rights and win the ladies' hearts!
*More to come*..

Please do add urs..

Criminality is a virtue in that dark continent, so he deserves the award.
Surely this would get the Lagos Boy ROTFL!!