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[quote author=AlterEgo™]When was the last time you were in Nigeria, you Queen loving Brit
My guess, you've never been there!
Prove me wrong! [/quote]Was last in Nigeria in 2010 with my husband and kids (prior to this, it was 1991) Won't be going back in a hurry

Flytefalls: I used to work in belsize park too. The hospital . Best Crepe's in London are in that little street van on Hampstead high road.

Went Go-Karting in Streatham once. And used the morrisons
Tooting? Where's that??

The Streatham Ice Rink is no longer there. Something large is being built on the site - don't know what - but it's causing congestion in that area. Morrisons is still there The Belsize Park hospital is not far from my work Do you know Balham? Tooting is not far from there.

advocate666: In europe and other medically developped countries, psychologically unstable people go to good specialised mental institutions but no such advanced places exist in Nigeria. Instead what we have are churches full of unbalanced people. They stand, sit, kneel, murmur, shout, speak strange languages, dance, etc. The kind of behaviour would see in good psychiatric ward.
Then, they pay their pastor/psychologist and go home feeling happier. Just like unbalanced europeans after seeing their psychologists.
But the christians will tell you that they do not suffer from any mental problems, which begs the question: what then is wrong with christians?

My pastor regularly preaches that Christians are mad and our medication is Jesus

Thank God for your deliverance.

End times. I say, end times.

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[quote author=Atheist:-D]^^^^


Some ppl might be adversely affected by fasting. Here is a list:

Diabetics
Heavily pregnant
Recovering from operations/illness
Sick with certain types of illnesses and on medication
Breastfeeding moms

Please feel free to add any to the list.[/quote]It's all commonsense really. I wouldn't fast if pregnant or breastfeeding, but other women probably could.

[quote author=Atheist:-D]They were not balance .

You have still lost out on a boyfriend. You need to steal someone else boyfriend back. Also the person with your boyfriend now will need to lose him to another girl... who will lose him to another girl.... who will lose him to another girl.

This cycle will continue until you steal him back.... that is karma babes [/quote]T'was years ago. I'm happily married now. Friend and boyfriend split up. Friend's friend eventually dumped boyfriend. Boyfriend went on to meet someone else who dumped him. Ex-boyfriend is still single and languishing. I don't know where ex-friend is. All water under the bridge. If ex-friend, had not stolen ex-boyfriend, I wouldn't have met my wonderful hubby

Howdy guys? Anyone live down ma hood? We're down here in Tooting work in Belsize Park Church is in Streatham I'm all over da joint

Play this and dance before you go to bed


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upiR84dK4C0

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striktlymi: or you mean we should call God names, like insult him?

To call someone names means exactly what you thought

[quote author=PAGAN 9JA]yes i realised! [/quote]I like

[quote author=PAGAN 9JA]It involves the balancing of Forces.[/quote]The forces were balanced when her friend stole him off her

I never gave it a second thought until my friend stole my boyfriend and her friend stole him off her That was karma, that was

plappville: The thing be say, there will soon be instruction on how you move ur body when praying, stand steal or u sin....

Of course if you steal, you sin

ffo: Is this norm also practiced in the western world or in some other countries of the world.

thanks

Oh yes. We were in Streatham last night/this morning

You've been fraternising with another woman's husband for 4 years. Doubt you'll get much sympathy tbh.

We had to fast on New year's eve (dry fast). Last ate/drank on the 30th and didn't eat again until today. It's not a big deal.

toba: u already know the ans. in full its 'Jah sani satani' interprete word for word. what does Jah mean? sani and satani

If I know what sani means I won't be asking ((roll eyes)) and I also asked about the origin of the phrase.

No cele members in the house?

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Never heard of them
What do they do?[/quote]I've never heard of them and can't be bothered to google. LOL. Congratulations to them anyway as children are a blessing.

Adufaye: wen i was tested.....hmm

Result?
Positive?
Or
Negative?

naijanow,

God bless you exceedingly this year. May He enlarge your coast. Prosperity shall locate you in Jesus name Amen.

I used to attend cele when I was younger and the adults use to say sani satani if they tripped, or a child fell down or for any reason. I had clearly forgotten this term until last week when something happened

I now need to know what it means. I can deduce from the satani that it means Satan so with logic, does the sani mean "Go away"; "Get lost" or what? And what is it's orgin? I googled but found nothing.

Thanks in advance.

True words.

advocate666: So what is the question?

Please

Noah: Repent, a flood is coming which will destroy the earth.

frosbel: I will fight against this LIE wherever I see it rear it's ugly head.

Noah: Please brother frosbel, come into the ark so you can be saved.

frosbel: Nairalanders, go about your daily business. This is a lie from the pit of hell

The rain starts and starts and starts

frosbel: Oga Noah, open the door!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Billyonaire: Good to note but where i am, most of targeted killings of returnees are traceable to victims cheating people in bad deals that cant be taken to police. RIP to him.

Not necessarily. Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

The church was full today

[quote author=Okiki_Oluwa]bomb won...[/quote]When did bomb won turn into yoruba? Don't make me laff