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cr8v: However I never had sexual relations with her."

Good for him. The marriage should be annulled on this alone

[quote author=Atheist:-D]And xtians are exempt from tragic death?

Didnt a pastor die in the Dana plane?[/quote]That's not what this topic is about

Leave the OP alone guys. Smemud has decided to open a church this year and is calculating the running costs

manosteel: On 31st Dec.2012, I resolved to be praying three times a day

You really don't need to make a resolution before you pray And believe me, it is easy to pray without ceasing. When you are washing the dishes, pray. When you are cooking, pray. Even when you are bathing, you can pray - Oh Lord thank you for my life, thank you for what you are doing for me etc etc. I'm in the car, I pray. Walking to work, I pray. Get the gist?

And to your question, I didn't bother to make a resolution this year

shina memud, have you checked out ALL the churches during your research

I haven't read through the thread as it's my bedtime. Why don't you message the girl on facebook and ask who da hell she is

Yomieluv: I had to hear the slapper's version of the story,before reacting. Infact,the slapper never knew her to be my woman,and apologised seriously. Today,the slapper,and I are friends,and I just calmed down,and my woman was expecting me to loose Hell.

In this part of the world, a slapper means something else

God help us all Amen.

My parents were staunch members of the celestial church. I no longer am so I can rejoice away. Halleluyah!!

musKeeto: Wof means word of faith, I believe.

Thank you

wordthots: My browsers rily slow, just watched half of the video, noticed quite a number are WOF.

I wonder why people like hacking WOF . I know WOF has had its excesses, but lets not throw away the baby with the bathwater. I spent most of my years with the traditional christian teachings, but when i got born again i joined a core WOF fellowship; we were staunch followers of Hagin, Copeland and Kenyon.

Do I need to watch the video to know what a WOF is

rastamouse: Just plead the BLOOD of the LAMB and all your cards will be wiped clean

Amin Jesu

My husband will also try to calm the situation down. I don't think he would fight

woye77: everyone hears from God including myself but i would like to hear Him loudly and clearer - how can i go about achieving this? kindly advice?

God can speak to you in any which way. Pray daily and ask Him to speak to you directly. For instance, pray about a particular issue which needs sorting e.g. you need a bicycle (for instance). Believe He will talk to you on this issue then you go out (or even stay indoors). A child on the street sees you and says,"Uncle/Anti Woye, they are giving free bicycles away to the first 50 people around that corner, if you hurry, you will get one"; or there's a knock on your door and a neighbour says, "I have just bought a bicycle so my old one is going spare. It's still in good condition but I don't need 2 bicycles, do you need it before I give it away to someone else"?

I rest my case

deshysmalls: why then do some Christians also address the Muslims as unbelievers?

The Moslems also call the Christians unbelievers i.e. Kaferi. I first heard it from my friends dad. My friend, Bilikisu, nice girl. I visited their house and her dad told her in my earshot, "what are you doing with that kaferi"?

Segun agagu: and i also see my sef in my old secondary skool putting on d uniform.

Schools symbolizes a place of learning. Start studying the word of God

Food taster. Don't know how lucrative it is in Africa but the food tasters over here have to be blindfolded so as not to be biased by the look of the food. He'll excel in that field.

All your testimonies will be permanent in Jesus name Amen.

Wow. Thank you so much. I've been singing something completely different

God bless you chyke27

Amos 3:7 Surely the Sovereign Lord does nothing without revealing his plan to his servants the prophets.

You've been given a great gift. Make sure you use it wisely.

I had 2 frontpagers

https://www.nairaland.com/1064698/church-dilemma-serious-replies-pls

https://www.nairaland.com/1028902/careful-what-say-presence-kids This one caused a lot of controversy

HARDDON: No s3x till after marriage and she aint no virgin? You gas ta be kidding me!


Reasons ƒoя that well tot out statement:


5) she ïs naw religiously groomed and grounded åfter ha escapades. We cud bliv dis cudnt we?

Yes we could. Old things are passed away. She's now seen the light

Flytefalls: Btw did anyone watch David Attenborough's Africa last night?

It clashed with Patrick Swayze's ghost

[quote author=Muzeya Mpongwe ]can any one tell me other names of God?[/quote]Google it. Too many to write here.

kirchy: Good evening evribody. During their courtship, the lady told him that she was an accountant. However barely 6months into the marriage, he found out that she doesn't even have a WAEC result talkless of JAMB.

So she must have been able to converse in an intelluctual manner

virtuoso01: March 31st.

No way

My mum wanted me to send one of my kids to live with her (she lives in Lagos, we're in the UK). I mean what's the point of it? If we don't send money to our mum she can't buy food so why does she want one of my kids I don't get it really. Anyway, it was a resounding NO from me. She quickly dropped the idea.

Elsafema: If husband just arrive from a long jurney how do u greet his wife for her husband safe arriver.

"Tonight will be hot O"

ezme: In English madam

Toshmann

Eshu ni e sha.

Toshmann

You are a devil sha

Daybreak are giving away £52,000. Imagine what you can do with that money

http://www.itv.com/daybreak/competitions/comp1/default.html

[quote author=Atheist:-D]That is good but not karma .[/quote]Blessing in disguise