₦airaland Forum

Midax & Phoenix:
The lectures are on Academic/teaching strike and not total strike..

They will hide under the ''Research clause'' to get their salary. These guys are profs, real PHD holders and they know the rule.

They will claim to be supervising projects, research etc.

Even if ASUU embarks on strike for ten years, the government have to pay them. They are employed to teach and research...

And they still sign attendance even, the university employment Act toys with the labor law and makes mockery of it.

Another example is the compulsory sabbatical after 6 years of teaching....

The case of Unilorin 44, abi na 41 sef is still fresh!!

They get paid for working elsewhere with promotion as accrued over the long impasse!

Samotology: Hw on earth could u be fighting a group and continue to pay them salary yet u expect to win, FG should wake up

0lumide: For someone who supports GEJ with his mom's life, you know you just goofed by not showing the proof but instead talking about it?

You know? You ain't got shiit..

druid06: I've never been fond of lawyers. They are set of beings of their own level. Very shady and dishonest set of individuals. Always twisting the law in their favour.

There are ways to solve some situations but it involves doing things outside the book. I know this might sound inhumane but it's the only option left. Hire some thugs, let them raid his house for no reason, beat him silly , threaten him, destroy his properties including his prized possessions like his favourite car.

Also make sure to inform your hired thugs to make it look like a robbery without any involvement from you.

Do this 2-3 times randomly in a month. I'm sure he would get the hint

manmade: Ben , the above write up doesn't make any sense @ all.I regretted wasting my precious time to read it.

Beaf!:
My friend told me he saw one being built in KANO too

For safety reasons, we need a vest before patronizing these places.

BTW, The 'Shoprite' on that building doesnt look real to me. Photoshop tinz.

chindi: Happy Independence Day Nairalanders.
I want to use this medium to expose some of the tv commercials that doesn't work as advertised. Below is a list of the adverts:

DETERGENTS: Most adverts on detergents (if not all) doesn't truely work as advertised. Ariel, Omo, Klin, among others 'one wash' adverts are scams. I have used most of the detergents on tough stains but 'e no dey comot once'. I'll have to change water and rewash all over before the stains will be removed (after hard scrubbing until my flesh peel comot).

VICKS BLUE: '...Vicks blue go sama dat ur cough and catarrh one time...' I've tried this when I had cough and catarrh but it doesn't work. At times, I end up taking a dozen of vicks blue all to no avail. If you have tried taking just one and it worked for you just lemme know.

ONGA: ...mama's helping hand. The advert shows that when you use Onga seasoning on any meal, it turns out delicious, chei! What if say na potty I dey cook, so if I just add onga d food go sweet, abegi! Tell me something else. Well, all na advert sha.

PANADOL: From the advert, when you take panadol for pain relief, you will be relieved immediately, ONE TIME! I have taken panadol when I had headache but I wasn't relieved of the pain immediately, I had to rest for a while before I regained 'my head'.
More will be sent, not until you post yours.

Long live Nairalanders
Long live Nigerians
Happy Independence!

Tittos: When did it become the job of the BPE to carry out such policies..am certain this man is broke and just wants more money..This is how it's going to pan out. He will write a very interesting proposal and make a good presentation to the FEC. Jonathan in his usual desperation to curtail the amount of insults he receives will immediately dull out huge cash to the BPE to actualize this however impossible project. Fast forward 5 years later this Benjamin Dikko will be a billionaire hustling for presidency or a senate position

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2. 4 survey plan(original)
3. form 1c
4. photograph of the site/property
5. charting and endorsement
6. administration fee
7. certified true copy(ctc)/gazette
8. site/locational sketch map(new)
9. evidence of red copy(new)
for more information on how to process your gov's consent please call 08022960248 or 08176054749 lagos only.

tokunboh: I guessed you did not take time to think these through before you type plus you may not have gone through the discussion trail. The boldest part of your statement actually tells you about the powers of the president and the limitations of the Governor when it comes to police matters - that's one of the simple explanation of separation of powers. The earlier post from your friend (or is it you with a different moniker) says the police should always obey whatever the governor says - they are not answerable to him. Any governor that tries to dictate to the police is usurping powers of the president regarding police matters. I hope you've been able to pick one or two points from here.
PS: we should always endeavour to research topics not just on the surface but deeply so we can have a proper understanding of it. You just got owned by an engineer that has never sat in a government class in secondary school

oko-oloyun:
Falana gbotiee

tokunboh: Amaechi came up with a parallel secretariat which is illegal in the first place and he already knew that road has been cordoned off. Why find trouble where there is none? You may want to lecture me on what it means to be a Chief Security Officer but Amaechi's actions does not portray him to be one.

NB: The police does not report to the Governor and they do not have to obey whatever the Governor says - Read more about separation of powers. Thank you

vanunu: Surely it won't end well for GEJ administration, Nigeria has never had it so bad! This impunity is just too much.



You are an idiot, so if a road is closed by police for security reasons, they will allow the governor to pass because he has two heads.

Sincere 9gerian: Is that what the constitution says? If the governors entry into the govt house thru that route will cause break down of law and order, it is the constitutional responsibility of the police to prevent that from happening.

Missktinz: Is this still available

koastar: The boy might have tried several times to penetrate the girl but failed to the break the hymen which makes her still a virgin and while trying, his spermatozoae might have dripped into the girl leading to the conception.

_{Another immaculate conception}

gboss4sure: Stop talking nonsense and show us video proof or picture proof that he was beaten by the police. Nawa dis kind people since dem begin shout he was beaten by the police i have never seen a single pic

aurenflani: There's nothing like the holy spirit talking to yours or any of the christianism liars's tongue. It is all shenanigans and lies

Baba Eto: Mr femi Falana was made a SAN last year.

she-wanna:
All insult or all en suite? Modify pls.
Don't want a 3bedroom flat filled with insults o.

she-wanna:
All insult or all en suite? Modify pls.
Don't want a 3bedroom flat filled with insults o.

Adex097: G.E.Jonathan met with the Queen
of England. He asked her, "Your
Majesty, how do you run such an
efficient government?
Are there... any tips you can give
to me? I want to help Nigeria.
"Well,"the Queen replied, "the
most important thing
is to surround yourself with
intelligent people.
Jonathan frowned, and then asked, "But
how do I know the people
around me are really
intelligent?"
The Queen took a sip off her cup
of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to
answer an intelligent riddle."
The Queen pushed a button on
her intercom. "Please ... send
David Cameron in here, would you?"
David Cameron walked into the room and said,
"Yes,Your Majesty?"
The Queen smiled and said,
"Answer me this please. David,
your mother and
father have a child. It is not your
brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"
Without pausing for a
moment, David Cameron
answered, "That would be me."
"Yes! Very good," said the Queen.
Jonathan went back home to ask N. Sambo, his
vice presidential
choice the same question.
"Sambo, answer this for me. Your
mother and your father
have a child. It's not your brother
and it's not your sister. Who is it?" "I'm
not sure, said
Sambo. "Let me get back to you
on that one..." He
went to his advisors and asked
every one, but none could give him an answer.
Finally, one night, he ran into
Ngozi iweala..
Sambo asked, “Ngozi, can you
answer this for me?
Your mother and father have a child and it's not
your brother or
your sister. Who is it?"
Ngozi Iweala answered sharply, "That's
easy, it's me"
Sambo smiled, and said,
"Thanks!" Then, he went back to speak with
Jonathan. "Sir, I did
some research and
I have the answer to that riddle.
It's
Ngozi iweala.
Jonathan got up angrily,frowning he said to
Sambo. No wonder
Nigeria isn't moving forward, I
don't have intelligent people
around me. !You Dummy! The
answer is David Cameron!!!!l...........

Ramcie: From the voices I heard cos the video was stagnant (abi na my fone?) Gov Ameachi obviously won the election and there wasn't much opposition to the voting process.

Aside that, I want to know that annoying Gov that kept of doing irritating stuffs at the background. Damn! it was disgusting.

Ramcie: From the voices I heard cos the video was stagnant (abi na my fone?) Gov Ameachi obviously won the election and there wasn't much opposition to the voting process.

Aside that, I want to know that annoying Gov that kept of doing irritating stuffs at the background. Damn! it was disgusting.