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The look says he is going old and will soon join his ancestors.

Marry her bro. You truly deserve it.

Omo! see Bobi! Suck is hungrying me.

olagbola45:
Na who dey lie d biggest hit after ojuelegba is come closer and was produce by sarz

2days ago wiz and sarz was playing on Twitter self now wot you talking about?

Good morning riddim by sarz wiz was in d video

Sarz is part of starboy so what are you now saying

Abeg shift if you don't know wot to say

Bro don't be too proud to admit your ignorance. Check what you typed. You said he produced ojuelegba and instead of you to accept your stupidity you are here racking sense. That's why you fail exams. Simple correction you cannot take. Ode!

olagbola45:
It a lie all those people you mention are with him...even those in surulere from baruwa igimu all of den still dey

Shaydee still dey with him skales is presently performing at starboydubai show ice Prince all of dem

Bissle bissle still dey run things with him forget sarz produce ojuelegba for him and come closer

So what are you now saying

Machaala is not your mate

it wasn't SARZ that produced ojuelegba. It was legendary beat. Stop lying to the public.

batstan:

So many confused fellows.

Ezugwu is the code name for the vehicle. It has nothing to do with who designed or who occupied what position.
Just like the NNS ARADU, the naval warship. ARADU is a hausa word for thunder.

Didn't you see where they wrote Ezugwu at the end of his name? You know it yourself that you didn't make sense on this one. Don't be shy to admit it .

From the twitch of the guys nose, he is feeling it.

I'm going to be quite harsh, and blunt here.

First of all, there's nothing wrong with the Volkswagen Passat B6. All your problems stemmed from one major issue here - cutting corners. You opted for the cheapest route you could find (or so you thought). And ended up with a grease monkey using your pride and joy for "mechanical practice". The crudest for of R & D (Research And Development).

The Volkswagen Passat B6 2.0 is a direct-injection petrol engine. Available as FSI or TFSI (turbocharged). Like all late Audi / Volkswagen, the engine managed by an ECU, and the signals are CAN-BUS (Controller Area Network-BUS). The only engines that will work in this car, AND communicate with the instrument cluster, climate control, cruise control, TCU, (automatic models) ABS, EDL, convenience modules etc is the CORRECT engine.

I am shocked that Joel would allow himself to be hoodwinked into converting this engine to an older one, worse running a carburettor in a 2008 CAN-controlled car!! The mind boggles. If I had adviced against this "conversion", I'm pretty sure I'd have been ignored. And before anyone steps in, and says Joel isn't mechanically-minded, think again. There ARE franchised Volkswagen dealerships in Lagos, and other parts of Nigeria. There are forums dedicated to just about every make and model of car out there, from a Kia Picanto to a Bugatti Veyron. The smart thing to do when you have an issue with a car, especially a late and complex one, is to search online! The average Nigerian "mechanic" has NOT mastered the repairs and maintenance of a 1996 Toyota Camry V6, or a 2000 Honda Accord 2.2 V-TEC. Yet, you'd expect these same guys to lay their grubby paws on your new car?

Your moderator is NOT a mechanic, despite his knowledge of his car. He learnt some aspects from myself, and the rest by joining car forums dedicated to the Peugeot Brand. And the reason he picked up so quickly?

He has a genuine interest in his car! No mechanics will be building duplex's with his hard-earned money.

Yes, it's possible to downgrade the excellent direct-injection petrol engine in the B6 VW Passat to run an old carburetor, or mechanical fuel-injected unit from an older car. But you'll lose cruise control, dash functions, (instrument cluster) climate control, ABS, TCU communication etc. All the nice touches which probably made you buy the car in the first place. Why lose all this? I just don't get it.

This is even worse than the guy who had his Dodge Caravan "converted" to run an older Toyota engine. At least, his car is not CAN-controlled.

And if I may ask, what was wrong with the original 2.0 FSi engine? You say you bought the car with a "dead engine." Could you please expand further? Because in my book, a dead engine is one that's thrown a rod, scored the cylinder bores too deep for a light hone or overbore, cracked block due to overheating. If it was simply knocking, smoking, seized, spun bearing etc, it is perfectly serviceable. I would NOT advice a replacement engine in a 5-year-old car, unless it's absolutely unavoidable. I would rather rebuild it, that way retaining the same engine number. I would walk away from a 5-year-old car with an engine number that doesn't match the ne in the vehicle registration documents.

Sorry Joel, you brought this upon yourself, and I personally don't sympathise. I feel more sorry for the poor car, which has literally been reduced to a pile of rubble by your "mechanic". The only good thing to come from this is at least others can read this, and learn from your mistakes. And hopefully you too will have learnt something, albeit at considerable cost.

Good luck with your next car.

All these grammar 11likes+ my 1 quote. Mean while there has been successful conversions only this is the mechanics are not experienced

You could have just said wife na! Which one is third wife when he is divorced to the previous wives?Your bad belle is epic bro.

1Sharon:
God must be immoral himself then,

Dont get it twisted. God blesses genuine sinners more than hypocrist.

Too cheap. I don't go to cheap places.

1Sharon:
How can wizkids music be a proof of God's wonders when his music promotes sin?

Because God gave him the inspiration.

So who is the hater now? Is it your best friend that was good enough to tell your boyfriend that you were sharing your fat wrikkled kpekus like a loosed dog?

Look at how the gold digger is licking the boy like a lost and hungry puppy

Boy you had a once in a life time experience that some of us are longing to have and you are here complaining. If you didnt enjoy it how come you had an erection to do 1,2,3 girls? Even strong men like us dey use alomo back up for twosome. You must either be high or seeking attention. Yeye fowl.

Wow! That means ifeayi will have 30,000 . Baby mamas

michael316:
Keep promoting immorality. Holiness is the beauty of believers.

Holiness is the purity of the heart and not the hypocrisy of your Pharisee religion you confuse for Christianity.

These lousy fools could not differentiate between religion and spirituality. Religion is the enslavement of stupid people by law. Spirituality is the connectivity of your soul to God in other to recieve wisdom,freedom and happiness. On the last day many people will be shocked to see Freemason members going to heaven and these born again religious people going to hell. Some day, these girls will look back and weep.

Daddy freezer, you can't be wiser,richer and smarter than kanye West. He is preacher now. So park well bro.

So they have developed another virus in their lab again? They will first do the advert, serve Africans the virus and then dangle a half non ending solution. They tried and failed with ebola now they are coming again.

Op so you didn't know that cable is originally connect to the accerator pedal by design. Instead of commending him for the genius improvision.

mrvitalis:
Remove fuel subsidy for heavens sake ...Chadians ,Niger people ,Ghanaians ,Togolese and the rest are not richer than Nigerians

If they cab buy fuel at 350 so can we ,relative to our population our crude oil productions is very very small

Remove subsidy and place 50 naira tax on each litre of petrol

Stupido rapidanto,dumbito

Lqie! El sudani Jubril was first

Lie! El sudani Jubril was first

So this ugly ape is a celebrity too? Hmmm,if so me am a super star na

Rolex66:
Doesn't smell. It's synthetic. More like rubber

OK. Its cool then

Country is SOLD! Let go to MARS guys.

After a fail national ID project you are asking for identification. Na my prick I go show una?

You will know better when it rains. The car go smell pass concentrated mess

rice seller smiling to bank,rice buyers crying to bank. Yoruba will say i ro ni, English man will say irony

franchasng:
Blacks deserve whatever racial abuse they get, in fact white people are good because if I were whites, no black will be allowed to enter our country, they should stay in their dungeon countries and fix it not rushing to already developed white countries developed by humans like them to be forming superior and flaunting useless wealth given to them by same whites.



Honestly white nations should eject all black people from their countries back to Africa to go and fix their backward black nations, what nonsense!! Sack that boy from the club and get a better white footballer

One of the special few that lacks home training. I hate ugly girls. Hope I'm not being gender racist?

Hmmm! Emefiele Family sef!