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Religion / Re: My Encounter With The Marine World. by Omoikarekimire(m): 6:22pm On Mar 21, 2023
SisterFire:
... Jesus fancying a black human is like an overambitious woman falling in love with a blind,deaf and dumb poor beggar with little dick . Even if that 8th wonder ever happens it will take Jesus 120years with light speed to reach him due to distance of where he lived in our milky way, let say we are alive when he arrives in 2143AD he will fall again in love with me when he sights me ,but that won't happen over my dead body .

Check out the photo below as illustration
Wise"brain using" souls( pets like cats ,dogs ) aren't tortured in hell netherrealm
But foolish" programmed" souls ( juicy cows, pigs ,sheeps , chicken and goats ) like those here are programmed to languish and their souls locked in the palms of Sacred triangle.

Can u pls tell me, Is Jesus a black or white man.
Crime / Re: Ogun Landlord Dies After Tenant Grabbed Manhood Over Bill Disagreement by Omoikarekimire(m): 4:01pm On Mar 14, 2023
Jennyclay:
She might be innocent. Nobody knows what really transpired.

Who knows maybe it's was a self defense.

Most of these landlords are fond of harassing and fighting their tenant over little amount.

Maybe during the scuffle, the landlord almost took her life reason she have to defend herself.

It's not her fault!! Let her get a good lawyer.


This is a great advice. But if it is the other way round. That is If a man grabs her landlady by the p***y till she dies, this advice wont surface o.

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Food / Re: See The #4'550 Meal I Bought At Chicken Republic This Morning. by Omoikarekimire(m): 1:58pm On Mar 14, 2023
Owo wa lowo e ni.So enjoy. 4,500 that will feed some people for like 3 or 4 days. You spend it on a meal. Well spent bro. Wa wa alright. Meanwhile your combination is not good for consumption.

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Politics / Re: Atiku Meets IBB & Abdulsalami In Minna, Arrives Yola For Governorship Election by Omoikarekimire(m): 10:02pm On Mar 08, 2023
I heard that the Election on saturday has been postponed. How true is this?
Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu Shows Appreciation For Congratulatory Messages by Omoikarekimire(m): 2:06pm On Mar 05, 2023
Great citizens of Nigeria Let us channel our energy towards a better society and forget about rancour anger and hatred. The most important thing is you. Yes you. The great citizen of this country. Think about what you will gain in this coming admnistration. You need cars house good paying job good life education secured society and good hospital. Forget about all the banter and concentrate on how to be a great beneficiary of the incoming President.
Leave politics and insults for politicians.

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Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu Shows Appreciation For Congratulatory Messages by Omoikarekimire(m): 1:57pm On Mar 05, 2023
NwaNimo1:

You are a liar He will not die. The man too like to chop life. That position of presidency dey elongate life o. Cool money from the national treasure. Hmmmmmm its so sweet o.

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Politics / Re: Governorship Election: 9 Parties Form Alliance With PDP In Ogun by Omoikarekimire(m): 1:52pm On Mar 05, 2023
vicdom:
grin
Like I said earlier in the other thread, if Abiodun is not careful, Adebutu will uproot him on Sat. That guy is serious force now in Ogun. Interesting days ahead 😌

Its not that Adebutu got something serious to do or better things than Dapo. He is coming ti chop money naa ni. Awon selfish people.
Politics / Re: Bode George: My Plan To Leave Nigeria After Tinubu’s Victory On Course by Omoikarekimire(m): 10:48am On Mar 05, 2023
Baba dey go. We will not miss you. You have enjoyed life in Nigeria. Its just your flexing muscle. Nothing spoil. Go enjoy yourself in the Maldives.
Politics / Re: Thabo Mbeki To Tinubu: Don’t Forget African Continent by Omoikarekimire(m): 10:45am On Mar 05, 2023
Lipscomb:
Well one to two years will really tough because Buhari has caused much damage to this country. I wish president elect best of luck.
It may not be that tough. Nigeria id a very easy country to rule. Its just the leaders flexing their ego. Just open borders and start genuine agriculture programmes with the Europeans and we are good to go in the first few months.
Politics / Re: Thabo Mbeki To Tinubu: Don’t Forget African Continent by Omoikarekimire(m): 10:41am On Mar 05, 2023
batsiderine:
Liars, Mbeki has fallen for their scam cheesy any meeting any reputable person mistakenly have with the mandate thiief he quickly issue press release and use it for photo op cheesy ole mandate kriminal awon onijibiti

Like seriously why are u so pained? Are u benefiting from politics? You should be thinking of way forward for the citizens of Nigeria. We need good roads, accurate tax regime, clean water, cheap and affordable food, ease of doing business and good economy. Forget about who win think about your interest and leave politics to the politicians. Enough said bro.
Politics / Re: Why Tinubu’s Win Stings Some And Soothes Others By Farooq Kperogi by Omoikarekimire(m): 9:37am On Mar 04, 2023
This election sweet me gan ni. But it exposed lots of things among some Nigerians. Their level mental state of health is terrible. Just imagine unnecessary insults anger and vituperations. Just know this you have set up an antecedents. Whenever such people comes up for presidential again expect lots of abuses and insults.

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Politics / Re: 2023: Chief Jumoke Akinjide Berates Bola Tinubu by Omoikarekimire(m): 1:56pm On Feb 18, 2023
incandescentena:
wink

I agree with her.


Tinubu never spoke about all happenings in the South West since all this while. Why now is he crying like a dieing kicking horse?



He must have been on over dose of 'bla-ba-blu- syrup

Oga calm down.One cannot be talking anyhow for another person administration.E go be like say u dey disturb his Government.Thats why Tinubu kept quiet.The woman Chief Akinjide knows this but she just want to whip up unnecessary sentiment.

Politics / Re: Shetima drives tinubu To campaign Venue in Maiduguri (Picture) by Omoikarekimire(m): 12:42pm On Feb 18, 2023
Kyase:
The Moses of our time

Lol.Lol,Lol.Mose na ni.VOTE BAT.LOBATAN.E KIGBE IBOOOO.
Politics / Re: Iyabo Ojo’s Endorsement Of Peter Obi: Cubana, Psqaure, Ednut, Dokubo React by Omoikarekimire(m): 3:30am On Feb 15, 2023
AntiTerrorist:
No matter how you express your beef and anger against H.E PETER OBI there are facts you cannot change which include;

1. He ran the most secured state in Nigeria during his tenure. Former IGP Abubarkar gave him 5 years accollades of the most secured state back to back for 5 years.

2. The minister of works then gave him the best accolade of a governor that built 800km of road network in 8years over 230 roads

3. Educationally , He met Anambra at 26th position in 2006 and left it at 1st by 2014 when he was leaving.

4. He was the only governor that met the millennium development goal in Nigeria in both education and health. In fact , Milinda and bill gate foundation gave him a personal gift of 1 million dollar for his achievement. Which he dropped in the state account rather than putting in his own private account.

5. He is the only former governor today that does not collect pension, gratuity, land gift and allowances since he left the govt in 2014.

6. When he became SEC chairman under President Jonathan, he told SEC to hold back all his allowance and entitlement as a Board chairman . He left without nothing. He said he does not need them.

7. When he was chairman of fidelity bank , he was entitled to two brand new cars annually. He told the board. I don't need them. Let me just come for meetings and go home.

You can only be angry with him. You cannot change the facts.


Dude if u had the opportunity to be up there among the billionaires u will know that normally u won't be needing Al those pension gratuity and cars.Thus guys see money.So not needing the money does not mean u are special.
Religion / Re: Prophet Genesis Refuses Offering From Church Members Because Of Naira Crisis by Omoikarekimire(m): 11:18am On Feb 08, 2023
KanuSE:
Prison don reset him brain grin, now he can relate.

Prison na ya mate? grin

You are very unreasonable human being.For your information that prison option is the best option for him to escape that ogbanje kinda ex-wife.Pray u never enter woman gbege.Besides the man of God had been considerate ever before the naira redesign.U can conduct your investigation by paying the church a visit.
Politics / Re: Some Of The Venue Given To Us For Our Campaign Were 'Oversized' - Datti (Video) by Omoikarekimire(m): 11:08am On Feb 08, 2023
No wahala now fill it up now with your supporters.Abi no be u people dey want again.
Politics / Re: Naira, Petrol Hoarders Plotting Interim Government, Tinubu Alleges by Omoikarekimire(m): 9:05am On Feb 04, 2023
I just dey gbadun u sir.U Sabi talk chaa.But one thing I don't like about Tinubu is he doesn't know how to fight and create space for future negotiation to resolve the matter.
Politics / Re: A White Lady On Tiktok Looking For A Townhall Different From Balablu by Omoikarekimire(m): 12:17pm On Feb 02, 2023
The one wet concern be say whi be the tailor wet dey sew Tinubu clothes.Always looking somehow.
Business / Re: Some Effect Of Cashless Policy by Omoikarekimire(m): 12:12pm On Feb 02, 2023
Good for u.But if u can cultivate little garden and buy the seeds of those for 200 naira.You will have more than 10,000 naira worth of what u having now.You can save the seeds for planting.

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Politics / Re: Buhari To Nigerians Abroad: You Can Now Invest Seamlessly In Nigeria by Omoikarekimire(m): 11:56am On Jun 26, 2022
Buhari oniro ni e.U are a great liar.It is not condusive to invest in Nigeria without setting aside some money that would go down the drain.Nigeria environment is very toxic to business.
Romance / Re: Groom Takes Off Bride’s Pant, Throws It Into The Crowd At Their Wedding (Video) by Omoikarekimire(m): 10:16pm On Jun 19, 2022
Righteousness2:
Just keep calm, watch and How this nonsense from the devil will begin in Nigeria and various places in the world. They will call it fun and harmless.

We are living in injury time. The devil and the host of hell are very aware, and so they are throwing all sorts of things in various means. The target is lure the Inhabitants into all sorts of Immoralities, sodomies and evil so as to ensure they are kept away from Heaven.

Do not Fall for the gimmicks of Lucifer. Conciously put on the whole armor of GOD so that you will not fall a victim in these Last of the Last Moments..


Men you are always right spiritually.But man will always be man.Enjoy yourself.Life is sweet.Live it to the fullest.
Education / Re: UK Pervert Teacher Who Forces Pupils' Hands Down Her Trousers Jailed by Omoikarekimire(m): 7:38am On Jun 16, 2022
I pity the woman such a nice looking plump woman.She must have missed the comfort of real man in her life.I use to wonder why women are always bitter towards men raping girls but will keep mum when woman did it to boys.Let the judge just give the woman that did it to the boys 2 hours per day of exposure in male environment with maximum smooching and touching in available places.And the woman psyche would be balanced.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Visits Egypt To Study Their System by Omoikarekimire(m): 6:36pm On Jun 14, 2022
It is good for him to go Egypt.But Nigerians got brains that can transform this country.We should not forget
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye: Politically, Mentally, Medically, Tinubu Is Baby-Weight To Atiku by Omoikarekimire(m): 8:53am On Jun 14, 2022
Melaiye o tun tun de abi.O tun tun de.Ok.Keep on running your mouth we know it's because you are hungry.
Crime / Re: Lagos Prostitute, Hannah Saliu, Burnt To Death For Keeping Quran In Room by Omoikarekimire(m): 8:51am On Jun 14, 2022
This is just disgusting and damn irritating to the mind.As a matter of urgency want to propose that Lagos State should create a written rule that prohibits this Northerners and any person from setting people ablazed.This rule should be asterisked *No Northerner should burn anyone for no reason *period.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Vladimir Putin Holds Rally In Moscow (video) by Omoikarekimire(m): 5:56pm On Mar 18, 2022
Men some Naija peeps like to praise bad people and worship them like god.Just like what they are taking Putin for now.Celebrating bad people.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Volodymyr Zelenskyy: Ukraine Left Alone To Fight Russia, 137 Dead by Omoikarekimire(m): 7:21am On Feb 25, 2022
SATANICALLY:


https://www.trtworld.com/europe/live-blog-zelenskyy-says-ukraine-left-alone-to-fight-russia-137-dead-55062


It is important to know that first of all Ukraine understand who to be with whether US NATO or Russians.Pray to God to send Ukraine relief from oppressor.
Romance / Re: Don't Wanna Lose My Current Relationship by Omoikarekimire(m): 10:23am On Dec 06, 2021
IF U ARE A NICE GIRL LOOKING FOR SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP THAT WILL LEAD TO MARRIAGE KINDLY WHATSAPP ME OH NINE OH TWO TWO NINE THREE THREE FIVE OH SEVEN

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Politics / Re: Buhari: We Will Not Allow Any Ethnic Group Stoke Up Hatred Against Other Groups by Omoikarekimire(m): 7:51am On Feb 15, 2021
SilverNorGold:
I love the way Northerners are handling this issue... I love the unpredictability too! While the SW barbarians were anticipating a retaliatory attack, #StopKillingNortherners trended for the whole world to see how hypocritical and complicit the Nigeria media platforms are!...

It also exposed how much hatred the SW has for the SE...

But Northerners are smarter... We are 100 steps ahead of you... If you think Northerners will go berserk by looting and killing the Igbos, my brother, you're mistaken!

And you see that Buhari bah? He no go resign! If you like, BURN DOWN SW, Buhari still dey! Kampke! cheesy

As for those stubborn Northerners still squatting in the South West, better have a rethink and come back home. Cos those barbarians are ready to persecute you just to get back at Buhari. They've tried EndSars, it failed. Called for Buhari's resignation, it failed. Created Amotekun, it failed. Evicted Fulanis, it failed. Sponsored Sunday Igboho, it failed. All attempts have failed WOEFULLY! Now the target is you, oh poor traders! Please it's not worth it. We're ready to support you. Let's not give those scavengers a chance to embarrass our beloved father and our compatriots. Come back home so they can burn down their region without harming any one of you. Please!

May God help us all.

I no believe say any right thinking man go write this stuff.U sure say u well so?Haba are u high on cow dungs or fura de cowshit?

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Politics / Re: Dr Mary Iji Dies In Cross River by Omoikarekimire(m): 3:45pm On Feb 09, 2021
Hmmmmmm RIP.But the woman look healthy now.Or is problem of Healthcare facility in the country that cause this again.
Romance / Re: A Lady Who Showed Off Her Man On Twitter Was Shocked At The Response She Got by Omoikarekimire(m): 9:44am On Feb 08, 2021
Torie8:
Very soon the guy go end up for hospital or even mortuary

Ahn ahn the matter strong like that.Se o le to yen ni?
Celebrities / Re: Abike Olawuni Celebrates Her New Sewing Machine (Photos) by Omoikarekimire(m): 7:10pm On Feb 07, 2021
I like your spirit girl.Pray God to give u your heartfelt wishes as u got the sewing machine.Every thing u sew shall bring multiple millions for u IJN.Believe and u shall see the work of God.This my gift for u.

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