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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Is 35k Pay Good For A Graduate? by omoiseselagba: 6:59pm On Mar 05, 2015
iyknaz:
If they are paying u 2 sleep all day, it ain't bad. But if u'r required 2 work ur ass off 4 just 35k, I dnt think it's worth it. Wouldn't u rather use ur time 2 invest in urself or better still find somthin better? I don't believe in working my ass off for an employer wit little or nothin 2 show 4 it. In summation, accept d job if it's stress free and affords u time 4 urself, otherwise ask the employer 2 shove d job up his/her a*s. Thank me later!
you derserve two bottles of orijin.barman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FamilyRe: Please What Would You Do If Your Dad Refuses To Allow Yo To Change Church by omoiseselagba: 5:45pm On Mar 01, 2015
Daisydeevarh:
Yea I know but my father ain't the one financing me my mum is, he hardly drops money for us as children my mum is the one doing everything but I would try and stick to your advice
SMH FOR U.U JUST RIDICULED YOUR FADA.COS MUMMY DROPS MONI MOS
T OF THE TIME THEN U DEEM IT FIT TO CONTROL UR LIFE.JUST SAW UR PROFILE NOW.U ARE STILL A KID.LEARN HOW TO KEEP UR FAMILY SECRET /FINANCE OUT OF PUBLIC DOMAIN.I WONDER WHAT A BABY LIKE U KNOW AS MIRACLE.U WANT TO CHANGE FROM UR FADAS CHURCH COS OF AN ASSUMED MIRACU.TIS WEL WITH U.
PoliticsRe: A Chadian Soldier Wears Charms For Protection Against Boko Haram Militants (pic) by omoiseselagba: 11:51pm On Feb 28, 2015
Trailblazer1:

African insurance is highly effective but won't save him when Imam Abubakar Shekau catches him red-handed

TRY JESUS

#NeverAgain
so jesus will save him when shekau catches him alive abi?
PoliticsRe: Has Buhari Fled Nigeria? by omoiseselagba: 7:13pm On Feb 24, 2015
mekaboy:
Elections have been postponed, our soldiers pounding bokoharam like never before, buhari runs out of Nigeria for health reasons according to fayose. They display old pictures claiming it is london.

Next thing APC starts to cry that soldiers are about to capture shekau and he will be bribed to indict buhari.

It seems like the game is over for buhari and APC, the terror wing of the party is collapsing.

buhari dey fear him life now.. shekau must have told him that if he is caught he will sing.

buhari might not return to Nigeria again.
WHAT IS THIS ONE SAYING?
PoliticsRe: Fayose Celebrates Obj's Exit From PDP In A Front Page Advert In Sun Newspaper by omoiseselagba: 10:36am On Feb 23, 2015
pacesetter939:
GEJ certainly deserve a re-election for using the military (Brig. Gen. Momoh & and his boys) to rig him (Fayose) back to office.

His party will apologise to Baba on this advert because Peter Ayodele Fayose has for sure, lost his sanity.
that insane governor of ekiti stae is an awaiting dead man.iloshi olori buruku omo ale yoruba.
HealthRe: Doctors Putting Hands On Private Parts During Antenatal by omoiseselagba: 6:54pm On Feb 20, 2015
Dera25:
Please I need a matured advice, I have been having this argument with my fiancee and I want to confirm from the house especially ladies. She said that during antenatal there is a stage the doctor will start putingt his hand on the private part to examine the condition of the baby. But my problem with this is not only to confirm the authenticity of this story but I am feeling so disgusted on how a male doctor will be putting hands on someone's darling wife because of antenatal not even during child birth. No insult please
WETIN DEY INSIDE KITTY.SMH!
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Boko Haram Patrolling Gombe And Razed Kawdon Police Headquarters by omoiseselagba: 5:43pm On Feb 15, 2015
asadike:
What d Bleep! Arrest all north eastern governors and leaders now. It is very glaring that they are all in support of boko haram. Haba! Enough is enough.
so obasanjo shd av arrested al d govnrs in ss when militants were killing n kidnapping abi?
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Boko Haram Patrolling Gombe And Razed Kawdon Police Headquarters by omoiseselagba: 5:39pm On Feb 15, 2015
tociano009:
Buhari put your bois to order na


The blood wey your drink never reach a nawa o

Upon all the blood you suck you neva get weight instead you are loosen blood
ur mum shd av miscarried u.
PoliticsRe: Igbo's Total Support For Pdp Is Political Suicide (my Opinion) by omoiseselagba: 5:42am On Jan 28, 2015
Francis5:
There is no space for anyone else but Jonathan until 2019. In 2019, I, an Igbo man, would support a northerner in APC or PDP (depending on the personality, not the party- as long as it is not Buhari and Tinubu) to be president. After his/her 8 years, power would then shift back south, and it belongs to the Igbos at that time. Yoruba (Obasanjo) and South South (GEJ) have taken their turns.

As for Tinubu, his influence ends in Yorubaland and within the period indicated he would be long dead and forgotten. Then, Buhari would be shagging his 72 virgins in hell too.
YOU DESERVED TO BE SHOT
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Is My Problem -Jonathan Cries Out In Secret Meeting by omoiseselagba: 6:01pm On Jan 19, 2015
lacasa:
And they say Muslims r the problem.

Just see what so called heads of the Christian religion are doing.


Getting involved in blatant smear campaigns and undermining the church's integrity cos of Naira notes



I am not against any religion, but to be frank, Nigerian Christians that follow these evil men have to ask themselves if really Jesus would av ordained this kind of men his Kindred



Manipulate Religion for Jonathan all u want, what many Nigerians like myself know, is that GOD is not a hypocrite and the way He put Jonathan in Aso Villa He will surely remove him


Maybe this year or in Future.


Politics, the PDP way, is like a Do or Die affair.


*spits*


God bless u GMB and PYO, no matter the opposition, u will lead us, u surely will. wagbayiiiiii.God blesss you



Sai APC!
PoliticsRe: Urgent For All Christians by omoiseselagba: 8:40pm On Jan 17, 2015
donsap648:
Brethren,
This is a desperate and urgent call from the throne of Grace that the brethren in Christ are about to make the greatest error of their lives by selling off their kingly heritage for a mess of pottage called "change". Change into what? Change into what happened to Egypt , Sudan, Lybia, Algeria and Turkey which were once flourishing Christian countries but because the brethren there also sold their souls on the premise of "it does not matter" they became the last set of Christians in those countries! Remember Turkey! It was the beautiful Christian country called Constantinople! Today it is history! The foundation of the planned islamisation of Nigeria was taken in 1989 in Abuja by OIC. Since then they have not looked back! Our Government gave them a contribution of 21 billion dollars then! Wonder then where the funding of boko Haram is coming from? They have painfully now infiltrated one of the biggest denominations in Nigeria and offered one of their best Pastors -a Professor,a Vice presidential Slot! Now a larger community of that denomination now promotes this "change"! They did it in Constantinople ! Remember brethren, that the biggest denomination of Christians in the North - the EYN has been wiped off! All their churches burnt. You may say that it is the North it can't get here! They said the same thing in Sudan, Libya, Algeria and Constantinople! How come the brethren have become so dulled in the Spirit that they no longer are sensitive?
We may be the last Christians in Nigeria if this grave error the brethren is about to commit is not averted! Our Lord Jesus is greatly miffed by our irresponsibility as His Followers! How come we no longer hear Him! The Great shepherd of the Sheep! How come that Christians have forgotten that this country was made ungovernable by these same people and Christians are holding the wrong person responsible? How come? The signs of the eventual Islamization of Nigeria are awash in the 1999 constitution where Islam, Sharia are mentioned more than 100 times.! Not a single mention of Christ or Christianity! You say it does not matter. Now, mark it you cannot amend the constitution without a bitter progrom!
Brethren, the night is here! We must contend for the faith and our heritage which was handed once and for all to us by our maker!
Don't relent, sound this trumpet by forwarding same to all your contacts! We will not be the last Christians in Nigeria! Amen.
u ar a bastard
RomanceRe: How I Almost Slept With A Married Woman by omoiseselagba: 7:09pm On Jan 17, 2015
Doublyu:
This might sound untrue or Fictional but it is so True. My name is Kelvin. I stay in Port Harcourt. On a faithful thursday evenin, I went to SPAR (the new PH Mall) to buy somethings. I was in d the company of my then secondary school classmate who is now a doctor. After we did our shopping and we went to pay, I saw dis pwetty lady. She was d cashier. After I paid I gve ha compliments and she blushed soo hard I could evn see ha make ups falling off her face. So I gve ha my card and She promised to call. Later dat evenin she did call.. I askd ha to cme and visit me. And She did. Looking @ dis lady in my room I felt I shld start Ravaging her! After a while, we strted kissing and in a less dan a minute she was unclad. Then I noticed a ring on her hand. I tot it was all dese fancy ladies ring. So I asked, and she was so plain to say she was married. I tot she ws kidn until she brought out her daughters pix from ha bag and showed me to proove it. I lost the urge immediately. I wondered why a married woman would want to cheat on her husband. I asked ha to leave and ofcourse she did.
Note: I would stil have done wateva but I don't sleep with married women! Hell NO!!!
Please guys, I hope I did the right thing..*winks*...
PUNA ARE NOT MARKED.PUNA NA PUNA but on a serious note Y do we make it look bad when a woman wanna freestyle but it is not so when a man does it?
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do Atheists Suffer Prosecution From Religious People by omoiseselagba: 6:31am On Jan 17, 2015
Ploy:
because atheism is also a religion of those that are too proud to reference the being above.

My friend, a man can never be empty, you either have God in you or the devil. No matter what, God is God.
religious bigot.your brain needs servicing.
PoliticsRe: How The Elections Are Already Being Rigged - Vanguard by omoiseselagba: 2:28pm On Jan 15, 2015
SUBMARINE:
As GEJ said we shall see gej must win? is your brain still functioning.if you biliv he must win.why is election holding in the first place.these south south and flat heads no get brain at all.eyin eranko jatijati.

I want to believe he now understands that we the SS SE and other oppressed minorities are fully behind him


GEJ must win and any violent protest will be met fire for fire angry
PoliticsRe: How The Elections Are Already Being Rigged - Vanguard by omoiseselagba: 2:14pm On Jan 15, 2015
SUBMARINE:
Nice write up

Unfortunately a lot of APC fans even on Nairaland are e terrorists.


This election is a victory GEJ must win in the spirit of equity as shown to the SW people

SS must have their complete 8years or APC should find other sources to fund their government and everyone should get ready to feed themselves.

As for we the people of SE, we are fully in support of SS right to 2 terms

why are we voting then if you biliv south south deserves second term.ori e ti daru.omo ibo jatija
ti.
Say No to political slavery cool
Christianity EtcRe: 8 Men Of God, Different 2015 Revelations – What Do We Believe? by omoiseselagba: 2:04pm On Jan 15, 2015
[quote author=lolaxavier post=29807431][/quote]only fool believes those scammers.
CrimeRe: Robbery In First Bank Ondo: 15 Killed (Photo) by omoiseselagba: 6:08am On Jan 15, 2015
englishmart:
this might be a political robbery.. Hope APC has no hand in this?
ori mummy e ti daru.
PoliticsRe: Wake Up North! The Yorubas Plan To Clinch Presidency By Imposing A Sick Buhari by omoiseselagba: 7:13pm On Jan 13, 2015
tochukwuifeduba:
Gen Buhari is not only a senile Old man but He is also sick and possibly suffering from an uncurable killer diseases "Alzheimer Parkinson Disease" resulting in acute memory lost( He Just forgot the name of His Running mate Prof Osibanjo at the ongoing Apc Rally)

i'm Calling on the good people of the Northern Nigeria especially the Hausa/Fulani ethnic extraction to reject Buhari because his emergence as the Apc flagbearer over more Charismatic and Energetic Northerners is a grand Dubious conspiracy by the Yoruba people to repeat the Yar'adua/ Jonathan Saga where Obasanjo imposed a sick Northern President we cannot afford to make the same mistake twice.

We the People of Northern Nigeria cannot be deceive by this Hoax and Pupported New Love from the Yoruba's , Buhari is simply too old to withstand the rigorous stress of Governance Hence pairing him with a more relatively Young Yoruba man Prof Osibanjo is a Political Gamble to return power to the South-West after they have used their own quota under Obasanjo from 1999-2007.

We the Patriotic Northerners are calling on Gen Buhari to step down for a more energetic and Youthful Presidential aspirant of Northern Origin to take His place if he truely have the sincere interest of we the Northerners in Heart.

Ifeduba ThankGod Tochukwu

( Aguiyi Na Ozubulu)

08094646643
may amadioha strike you down
FamilyRe: Can A Wife Be Envious Of Her Husband's Success? by omoiseselagba: 4:37pm On Jan 07, 2015
Funjosh:
Yes.

But such lady need to see TB Joshua lipsrsealed
lolssss
FamilyRe: Can A Wife Be Envious Of Her Husband's Success? by omoiseselagba: 4:29pm On Jan 07, 2015
Mynd44:
Just because she complained does not mean she is not happy for him. It is just her looking at herself and wondering what she did wrong. Believe me it hurts when you try everything and you don't get results and someone else tries a little and gets the results you want.

You feel inferior and unhappy. I don't blame het cos I get it . Funny thing is that she feels like a failure and not hating the man or his success
wise post.correct
FamilyRe: Can A Wife Be Envious Of Her Husband's Success? by omoiseselagba: 4:28pm On Jan 07, 2015
Mynd44:
It is called comparative assessment. Some people make it sound bad but it is normal for people to think that way and as long as it does not make her spiteful or negative, there is nothing wrong in being bothered that someone around you is moving foward and you ain't or not moving fast enough
you spoke my mind.you sounded well informed.
PoliticsRe: Photo Of President Jonathan's Younger Sister Who Died Yesterday by omoiseselagba: 12:17pm On Jan 05, 2015
lalasticlala:
Here's a photo of President Jonathan's younger sister, Mrs Nancy Jonathan-Olei who died yesterday January 4th at a Private hospital in Yenogoa, Bayelsa state. She was aged 52 .



http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/01/take-solace-god-apc-tells-jonathan-sisters-death/
ko kan aye
PoliticsDifferent Grades Of Chopin' In Government by omoiseselagba(op): 10:26am On Jan 05, 2015
1. When you chop alone in government and no one chops with
you, that is called ADAJE.
2. When you chop in government and you allow others to chop
their own, that is called AJOJE.
3. When you chop in government and you give others from what
you have chopulated, that is called AFUNJE.
4. When you chop in government and d place you are chopin
eventually folds up, that is called AJEPA!
5. When you dey chop in government, you no remember your
driver, secretary, office assistants, dat is called AFISHE!
6. When you dey chop alone in government, no remember
anybody, you kon dey get headache today, fever tomoro, hehehehehe. .. I laff
oyinbo laff...dat one is called APETA!
7. When dem just appoint you for government position, and
you just chop small, auditors kon come say bring all papers, dat is called
ARANSI!
8. When you chop in government and you die while chopin,
that is called AJEKU!
9. When you want to chop in government and you give others
to chop before you begin to chop, that is called EGUNJE!
10. When you are chopin your own in government and you call
your friends to come and chop their own too, that is called APEJE!
11. When you chop and clean mouth like say you no chop
anything, that is called JEUN SOKE!
12. When you chop chop chop chop in government and you dey
deny say you chop anything, dat is called JEUN KOKU!
13. When you chop from this government, that government,
this government, that government like say na you dem create Nigeria for, dat
one is called AJEPE AYE!
14. When you chop in government so taaay you scatter ground,
three houses for America, two for London, six for Kubwa, seven for VI, as madam
dey go shopping for Dubai, children dey go summer for Spain, EFCC kon gbab you,
dat one is called AJEBANU!
15. When you chop well well for government and people know
say you chop well well but you dey deny say you chop well well, dat person na
ALAJE SE.
16. When you chop in government so tey u are even richer
than the place u dey chop that is called AJEFOLOJU.
17. When you chop in govt so tay the place collapse,instead
make them persecute you, govt re-assign you, kom change the name of the place,
that is called AJEPAJUDE.
18. When you come chop govt and pple begin to p para, dem
begin to hala and u dey do like you no care that one na hin be IJEWURU.
19. When u chop sotey ur belle begin big like Jabulani (SA
FIFA world cup ball) until dem dey carry u go Germany go do tommy surgery, that
one na IJEWOBIA.
20. When u come chop lafta for this joke and u know gree
share am, that one na AJERANJU.

TOO.OTAN LENU OKU SI IKUN AGBA!!!
CultureRe: Ijebu People - The Most Industrious Beings On Earth. Please Let's Get Together by omoiseselagba: 12:43pm On Jan 04, 2015
ifyalways:
am still asking. is baba ijebu an ijebu man?
the baba ijebu am talking of is the one that they play in lagos wink ,the one lily and pinhers sang about ? tongue

dis guy you are right,its fun . cheesy cheesy cheesy
yes.he is from shagamu
CelebritiesRe: Meet Governor Ajimobi's Beautiful Wife, Daughters (photo) by omoiseselagba: 8:57am On Jan 03, 2015
babyfun:
Beauty indeed runs in the family.
olosho everywhere.no man.tohhhh
PoliticsRe: How 30 Boko Haram Insurgents Overran 1,000 Troops In Mubi by omoiseselagba: 3:46pm On Dec 29, 2014
nuesmann:
HABA,,DIAMOND BANK ?#100MILLION?THAT ISNT POSSIBLE,,IS IT A CASH CENTRE? NO BRANCH CAN KEEP SUCH A HUGE SUM OF MONEY IN THEIR VAULT
been there ,done that.you are right but it cud be posible cos of the security situation in the place.
Christianity EtcRe: What Right Does A Pastor Have Disgracing Someone Openly During Service? by omoiseselagba: 11:25am On Dec 28, 2014
kaima1984:
50% right,for him t talk to sis faith like that,it means that sis faith has been rejecting suitor's my dear,for d fact that he reacted that way on her it means he want d best f her,d pastor is her spiritual director,lastly some issues are solved in an extreme way like this
this is the type of post that makes boko haram bomb churches.this writer deserved to be shot.
PoliticsRe: Apc Primaries Updates, 12 APC Governors Endorse Buhari by omoiseselagba: 4:13pm On Dec 10, 2014
temitemi1:
Be it buhari or atiku failure is await u come 2015.
that failure is for your father and mother.omo ale jatijati
PoliticsRe: Politicians With Good Oratorical Skills In Nigeria by omoiseselagba: 5:36pm On Dec 04, 2014
omenka:
Without bias, my pick would be Shekarau.
you are right bro.but fashola has it too and can talk intelligently on any topic unlike una presido and his stack illi-wife.
PoliticsRe: 5 Political Families In Nigeria by omoiseselagba: 12:26pm On Dec 04, 2014
MrPresident1:
Babangida family nko?
he is not qualified.he was head of state by the use of arms.
PoliticsRe: Desmond Elliot Wins APC’s Lagos Assembly Ticket, While KSB Loses by omoiseselagba: 5:36pm On Dec 02, 2014
Godwinsilas:
Source:www.vanguardngr.com/2014/12/apc-primaries-desmond-elliot-wins-ksb-loses/
DESMOND OLOSHI IDIOT.IT IS NOW THAT HE WANTS TO CHOP INSIDE OYEL MONEY THAT HE KNOWS HE IS A YORUBA MAN.WHERE WAS THE YORUBA NAME OLUSHOLA WHEN HE WAS ACTING.OMO ALE!!!

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