₦airaland Forum

Caaz:
Too much gibberish...I couldn't even figure even a tiny bit of what you're saying...too many migidigbigidi yans.

I guess you are a short person. No surprises here.

Caaz:
Some of you just commented without reading.seems you have serious issues with comprehension.

I'm sorry but that was a valid observation. Unless being without clothes posed a threat to her health, she should have just been covered and guarded.

Putting clothes on her would have involved manipulating her legs in a such as way that her intimate areas would have been visible. The person's hands would have been all over the poor woman. I maintain that her privacy was violated if it wasn't carried out sympathetically by a fellow woman. Even that too is debatable.

Canih28:
How come unconscious person change clothes

True. Unless it was a fellow female who put the clothes on, her privacy was violated. Covering her and standing guard to relevant authorities came would have been sufficient.

taiwotimitt:
Since youths are the one spearheading this in Nigeria, our leaders will never allow it.

17th century leaders

You gotta be kiddin me mate?!

Those chaps are stone age leaders!

Zimri:
American Pitbull terrier

Their energy and strength means they can excel at many dog sports such as weight pulling.

And good at ripping it's owner's face off too

https://ifunny.co/video/DR2HtoXc7

*THE NORTH AND RESTRUCTURING*

This is The most interesting PIECE I have read on The Nigerian Social Media on Restructuring. It is Copied from "IKOYI CLUB BUDDIES FORUM" Posted by Deji Ibeh, a Lawyer.
I commend The author.

Tunde Oduwole,I-QS.
08.07.2020.

New Telegraph 

*Restructuring: The North, The South And Nigeria’s Future.*

Posted on
July 7, 2020 AuthorCLEM AGUIYI Comment(0)

CLEM AGUIYI July 7, 2020.

Give it to the North, they get what they want at every turn while the South do the talking. Most radical ideas that had shaped Nigeria’s political landscape often originated from the South only to be perfected to advantage by the North.

For instance, while the South championed the struggle for independence, the North acted like she wasn’t ready and would rather remain under British domination. But from when the British lowered the Union Jack, it was the North that had dominated the South and still do.

Another is the idea of military coup. It was actually Southern officers that executed Nigeria’s first military coup before the North perfected the art of coup plotting and used it to entrench Northern domination.

Almost all successful coups in Nigeria were hatched and executed by Northern officers from 1966 to date. Again, Nigeria started well on federalism until some group of Southerners introduce unitary government.

The North shouted ‘Araba’ the Hausa translation for ‘separation’ and insisted on true federalism. But as soon as it seized power in the counter coup of 1966, it jettisoned true federalism and perfected unitarianism to her advantage.

Today, it is the South who destroyed federalism that is shouting true federalism. Take again the question of constitutional democracy. This is a concept alien to both Islam and the oligarchy.

While the South talks plenty of democracy, the North which only reluctantly embraced democracy perfected the act of shaping democracy to its own advantage. Because the North understands that democracy is a game of numbers they made sure they have the numbers and a population they can easily manipulate and control.

They control their population with illiteracy and religion and make no apology for it. One can go on and on to list how the North beat the South at all times in its game.

Whether as a friend or a foe you must understand your opponent so as to engage properly. The inability of the South to read the North is one of her biggest albatrosses. Fast track to the current issue of restructuring, another idea currently advanced by the South as a remedy to save Nigeria from disintegration.

The Southern proponents of restructuring believe that Nigeria is not functioning properly because the centre is saddled with too many responsibilities and powers. Restructuring means devolving more powers to the states.

Despite the clarity of this concept, somehow the North pretends it does not understand what restructuring is all about. To get the South busy with talking, they pretend that restructuring will put her at a disadvantage or to say the least that it is an agenda to dismember Nigeria. For these reasons, many Southerners have wrongly convinced themselves that the North will never give in to restructuring whereas the North in actual fact is getting ready for restructuring and once again intends to perfect it to their advantage.

The import of this article is to warn the South to get ready and prepare for restructuring. The British who merged the North and South together has not abandoned the reason for the merger.

They remain very sympathetic to the North hence western leaders like Gordon Brown, Tony Blair and John Kerry had at various times tutored the Northern leaders on how to reorganize the region for a post oil economy.

Between 2015 and 2016, the US Institute for Peace had held series of strategy sessions strictly for Northern leaders on how best to prepare and re-energize the region for a post oil economy.

The sessions agreed that restructuring is inevitable without which even the North will not survive.

The sessions harped on what the vulnerabilities of the northern region would be when restructuring occurs and more importantly how to ensure that such vulnerabilities are dealt with well before restructuring. One major vulnerability is the fact that the North is landlocked hence they were advised that the region would need alternative international trade access routes that do not depend on the South.

This explains why President Buhari commenced building the ongoing high-speed railway lines designed to connect with the Niger Republic’s supply and logistics systems.

They were also advised that they needed to be independent of the South for petroleum products hence they went ahead with the project of building a completely new modern refinery in Daura, Katsina State.

The Daura refinery is purposely built to refine crude oil coming in from Niger Republic. The choice of Daura as a location is to reduce the cost of pipelines, as piping to the Kaduna refinery would have been very expensive. Daura shares a common border with Niger Republic.

Another major vulnerability is the fact that a significant proportion of Nigeria’s power generation and infrastructure is located in the South. It was suggested that the North would need to rebalance power generation, if it was to industrialize.

It is therefore not surprising that contracts have been awarded to pipe gas from the South to pass through Ajaokuta to Abuja, Kaduna, and Kano (AKK) where three thermal stations will be built in each of the three cities with capacity to generate 4,500MW of electricity.

While at the face value this project may appear good for Nigeria which can now export excess electricity to other African countries, the main objective however is to make the North electricity sufficient, and under restructuring will make the South to pay charges for passing power from  any of the thermal stations.

The North is also investing heavily in agriculture with a view to be in a position to not just feed her population but to export food to the South and other African countries. Only the South can solve its problem with regards to food. A lot can be learnt from Israel if it must readdress the food imbalance.

To boost agriculture, President Buhari did what no other government in Nigeria has been able to do.

He closed the land borders, and presented farmers with a great windfall. Massive incentives were provided to motivate Northern farmers. Northern farmers, who work through cooperatives, were provided with machinery and low interest loans through the CBN and the Bank of Agriculture to help stabilize the level of growth in agriculture.

I have taken time to reel out these few examples to debunk the laughable notion held by the South that the North will not give in to structuring. That is far from the truth. The North understands restructuring perfectly well and their vulnerabilities in case of restructuring.

The North is light years ahead of the South in their proactive preparations. I support restructuring for the singular reason that it will make Nigeria better than its current form. It will bring government closer to the people, enhance development and ensure efficient and effective governance.

Rather than being emotional and wasting valuable time on empty rhetoric, the best legacy Southern leaders can leave behind is to put on their thinking caps and get to work. They must use the opportunity of the current time to map out strategies that will rave and drive the economic and social development of the South post oil revenue.

The youth who are the future of tomorrow must understand that the future they symbolize and represent is now.

The only practical way they can be part of that future is to hold her elected political leaders accountable by making every single one of them and their families uncomfortable until the right things are done.

https://www.newtelegraphng.com.

Aboks:
If you pay better money u go kiss her but na only that bottomless pit u pay 4
Even to touch breast u must pay seperate money

What do i know sef

You know plenty bros. You be veteran for that side

joyandfaith:
Spot on. Kanu is using reverse psychology on FG.

The only person who has used reverse psychology is Donald Trump with his recent statement.

I say no more.

Go figure.

mightyhaze:
Tiwa is petty..



Tiwa is one petty pesky petulant pervert



Imagine she wants sb to open her yan.. Her skinny ugly hirsute black Yan..

Why nah? Issit a sin to carry bear bear?

ogbiwa:
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/flying-cars-imminent-futuristic-technology-24270098

Meanwhile we are here still obsessed with Tribal Superiority, or inferiority as the case may be. Aggressively, and sometimes violently insisting one culture is superior and the other inferior. Oh look at our colourful traditional attire. See swag na. On point. Afrobeat is twerking and taking over the world (meanwhile e nor even show face for major music charts). Plotting to control power, so as to control crude oil that is slowly but steadily being replaced by alternative means of energy.

We need to rethink our values, our priorities and what gives us a feeling of self worth and pride.

Cerebellum:
Lol...lol..chai!

Iffa catch your gf lasan,,...I'll lamba her phekus ni

I don already drill large borehole down there. Nothing remain. Even rimming self no dey possible.

Choi. Person name be Hitler?

Sebastine1994:
My eyes are bloodshot because I have not slept fine ever since this new neighbor moved into our compound.

She moans loud during sex. she would scream as if she was been raped, it's like listening to pornography on loudspeaker. it seems she is a relationship to oga landlord because he is her regular customer.

landlord would not do anything even after we complain bitterly. this girl weak me. I don't care about her sexual partners but for her to control herself during sex.

I don't know if I should call her and talk to her or anything else. I may decide to take law into my hands if she does not comply oh. I would turn the speakers of my home theater to her room for that kind of special occasion. I would treat her in a language she would understand.

it's affecting me psychologically, sleep apnea has followed coupled with fatigue, I always think of sex more these days than doing something productive. what should I do


Fear women that live alone, they are super humans.

lalasticlala mynd44 seun Dominique

She must be a very razz local girl wey go dey piss for bed.

Cerebellum:
Guy, I dey lash the opposite specie o but the ones I won't get near are:

Married ones
1 pikin ladies
Unintelligent girls(I'm sapiosexual)
Ugly girls(no offence)

So 4 pikin ladies are ok then

ChiefSosa:
So, imagine someone gives birth in that gutter, which country will now claim the Child?

Double Niger - eria.

That child will be best advised to ruggedly climb back into its mother's pvssy and reject the double wahala placement.

PCG001:
no ғυcĸ gιven
nιgerιan ιѕ gonna dιѕмanтle already

It seems like you don't know what's happening.

These people have been taking massive loans in the name of NIGERIA to assist their billionaires and execute huge infrastructure projects in their regions.

If Nigeria splits up, these huge assets will remain in their respective zones (ports, rail, dams etc) but the debt will be split amongst any countries that emerge.

hustla:
https://gazettengr.com/special-investors-distraught-as-insha-allahu-investment-boss-disappears/?utm_source=ReviveOldPost&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=ReviveOldPost

Unbelievable!

When Nigeria the country itself started out as a grand FORMAT by the British, then it only follows that anything born out of it will be the same.

Goat nor dey born dog.

jackcanfield:
When you check now this yeye revenue was derived from import duties..... We keep importing poverty , instead of us to be exporting Jobs. I think with all this wahala going on in this country, it is time to take export very seriously.

Ok, that's misleading.

A couple of years ago that figure would have been about $2.3billion but today it's $1.7billion.

Therefore it's probably less or the same in real terms, bearing in mind we import almost everything

A continuous unfolding never ending tragedy

iwaeda:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/dailypost.ng/2021/05/31/insecurity-buharis-silence-worries-nigerians/

He's yet to recover from shock.

Truth be told, Buhari sef go don taya for naija

Hmm

olatade:
https://punchng.com/army-dismisses-3040-soldiers-for-desertion-murder-rape-drunkenness/

attempting to have sex with a colleague’s wife,

Lol!

olatade:
https://punchng.com/army-dismisses-3040-soldiers-for-desertion-murder-rape-drunkenness/

More than 20 others were equally dismissed for having foreign spouses,



Wasn't Abacha's wife a foreigner??

olatade:
https://punchng.com/army-dismisses-3040-soldiers-for-desertion-murder-rape-drunkenness/

The military authorities also discharged Ptes Kingsley Obumneke and James Joseph for misfiring,

Da f.uck does this mean?!

olatade:
https://punchng.com/army-dismisses-3040-soldiers-for-desertion-murder-rape-drunkenness/

Tanko was dismissed for getting pregnant out of wedlock.

FFS!?

In this day and age??

obinna58:
Don't subject yourself to poverty in the name of love. I want my have everything she needs and I'm working towards everyday of my life.

I doesn't mean you cannot be holding something while you're working towards your goal. Bodi nobi wood

obinna58:
I really want to get into relationship but due to Nigeria's current economy I dare not.

Loneliness sucks especially when you see people loving up but you can't.

Everything is not about money, my man.

Economic and commercial considerations will be relegated to the background with the right woman.

There's nothing like the sweet companionship of a lover to ameliorate the effects of harsh economic realities.

SangoOlukosoOba:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9afrNWEgeEQ

Lol

Some people don go sew Chelsea Jalabiya

NwaorguF:
By Obiaruko Ndukwe

The discordant tunes in the opposition Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, that once held sway for 16 years in the reins of power in Nigeria has taken a new turn as a major plan was hatched over a year now by the Governors elected under the party in the old Eastern region.

The decision to swell up the ranks of the ruling All Peoples Congress, APC, by these Governors who have actually held tight the party's stronghold in the South East and South South States is part of a planned coup to ouster the owners of APC in a bid to grab power again in 2023.

It is obvious that since most of these Governors who are the major financiers of the PDP are rounding up their second term in office may not be able to weather the coming storms prior the next election and the only platform that can offer them an easier chance is the existing one - APC, particularly when the party has managed to remain one in spite of their own internal battle for control. It is like the case of a party united in diversities while that of the PDP has worsened under the Uche Secondus leadership. Theirs is best described by Chinua Achebe's popular lines, "Things fall apart, the center can no longer hold".

I was privileged to be in a discussion eight months ago with a high profile Nigerian who revealed how one of the powerful leaders in the South South had called him to inform him of their decision to move en masse into the APC, as that is the only way to guarantee their protection when they must have finished serving out their terms as Governors and the immunity garment removed from them. This Governor was said to have expressed fears that if they failed to join the APC, they could be jailed after office, if a particular leader in APC eventually emerged as President, succeeding Buhari. Although I reminded my host that there are still yet those who moved to APC and are yet facing prosecution in Courts. That, anyway is not a guarantee!

Yes, it's a strategic plan to hijack the party but it is not without the consent of some interests in the APC leadership who are building a new structure outside the existing ones tilted along the lines of Bola Ahmed Tinubu on one side and Chibuike Amaechi on the other side. The third force which is the emerging group led by the Acting National Chairman of the party, Gov Buni of Yobe state is busy wooing these Governors over as they in turn will help him strengthen his alleged ambition to emerge as the running mate to whoever becomes the Party's flag bearer from the South. This was part of the reason this group visited President Goodluck Jonathan in order to woo him into the APC and drag him into the Presidential race. The idea to get a Southerner who will govern for only one term and power returns to the North, and Jonathan fits into this agenda having completed a constitutional first term of 4 years as elected President. While this seems sound logic but it is more of a selfish plot to deny the South and particularly, the Eastern Nigeria with reference to the Igbo tribe.

But gradually, the Buni group seem winning the fight as they are daily increasing the numbers in their fold. The Governors have a huge financial war chest as well as strong followership in their States who are always willing to shift grounds even where principles and morality are compromised.

What many do not know is that the defection of these Governors will bring an implosion in the political arena as many leaders in the APC will be upstaged, especially in the PDP controlled States. A little but cursory observation in some of the states reveals this truth here.

In Ebonyi State, the leader of APC, Senator Sam Egwu was scarcely involved in the defection program of Gov Umahi into APC. Same with Cross River State, where former Governor Clement Ebri was neither informed nor invited when Governor Ayade made his way into the APC. Next is Akwa Ibom State, where Senator Godswill holds sway, albeit it fractionally not withstanding that by the APC Constitution, he ought to be the leader of the party as the highest political office holder and former Governor. The sudden turnaround of Governor Udom is regarded as a kite flown by the former protégé of Akpabio as he finally makes his alliance with APC public. Udom like Wike has enjoyed the support a faction of the APC leadership at the Centre. It is not clear yet if the Governor has reached out to Akpabio, although he may be enjoying the support of the Buni group in Akwa Ibom led by Senator Akpan Udoedehe who happens to be the Acting National Secretary of APC. Which way ever the pendulum swings, Akpabio may survive the planned onslaught since he was solely responsible for the emergence of Udom as Governor. Besides, the former Governor is not a stranger to political fights having survived the last one between his Ministry, Niger Delta Affairs Nddc and the National Assembly.

The next is Governor Okezie Ikpeazu of Abia State, my state of origin. He is coming after Udom in the coming weeks and it is not unlikely that Senator Orji Uzor Kalu, a major member of the third force under Buni. But Orji is not the only one building the party in Abia. The likes of Ikechi Emenike and Uche Ogar remain territorial forces too that cannot be dismissed around Abia North and Central. Ikpeazu will break the hold of PDP in Abia South which has been a major decider and Flashpoint of elections in Abia. It is not clear if former Governor TA Orji, Ikpeazu's benefactor would be joining the APC as he had earlier revealed he was quitting politics after his tenure in the Senate. But his son, the heir of his political structure is still in PDP and may likely remain if the coast is not clear for his alleged Governorship ambition or at most, to step into the shoes of his father in the Senate.

In all of these, the most intriguing defection would be that of the River Governor, Nyesom Wike who has been having a bad time controlling the structure of PDP since the coming of Atiku Abubakar into their fold close to the 2019 elections.

Wike though an fiery and ardent critic of the APC Federal Government is one of the highest beneficiaries of support from a group in the APC. Wike's soured relationship with his predecessor and former boss, Chibuike Amaechi, has been his greatest tool in winning over the anti Amaechi forces within the APC. He was the hatchet man employed by Jonathan and his wife when the need to break Amaechi's strong hold on the PDP when he was Governor of Rivers State.

If again the forces in APC want to scuttle Amaechi's perceived presidential ambition, Wike may again come in handy coupled with the fact that Rivers APC which Amaechi controls has had it's fair share of woes. The party was carefully and systematically excluded from the ballot in the 2019 elections and it is fighting to recover from what is largely considered an internal sabotage.

The question becomes, if When and Wike joins the APC, considering his irreconcilable differences with other PDP strongmen, will Amaechi be involved or ignored?

These and many more are the issues that may lead the APC into implosion as the older veterans battle the new 'intakes.'

Written by Obiaruko Christie Ndukwe, a publisher and columnist based in Port Harcourt

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It's when it comes to politics and power/money grabbing that we black people come to life. You will see in-depth analysis, breaking down of points, various scenarios etc.

How does all this crap improve the life of Nigerians? World capital of corruption; world capital of poverty; world capital of violence and, in my opinion, world capital of toxic stone age ethnic bigotry.

Solve ordinary electricity problem? ZERO

Solve hunger problems? ZERO

Solve water problem? ZERO

Solve poverty problem? ZERO

Solve basic healthcare problems? ZERO

Solve employment problems? ZERO

Solve security problems? ZERO

Solve corruption problems? ZERO

Solve economic problems? ZERO

Solve any problems at all? ZERO

Just shows that just because we were fortunate enough to use white man to exploit crude oil (that we did not put there in thr first place), and sell to use the proceeds to fund a lavish lifestyle, send our kids to the best schools in the world, fund a music/movie sector etc, does not mean that we are special. We were just lucky that we had crude oil and a massive population to hype our things.

Keep on strategizing to grab power and oil money that is rapidly dwindling.

Gravatar:
These days once I click on a topic the first thing I do is to check the OP's name, I either read or just go back and go elsewhere.

This OP used to have a good reputation, however since I discovered his hidden tendencies, I added him to the list of OPs to avoid/ignore.

I know he's going to report this comment, but that doesn't change the kind of person he is but tries to hide.

But you are here commenting?