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Politics / Re: $4.9 Billion Fresh Loans: NW And SW Zones Get Highest Project Allocations by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 7:42am On Sep 18, 2021
Poiu11:
sad

What sort of demonic map is this?

Why are you dividing SW into South west, west central and Mid west?

Why are you lumping SS and SE into one zone called East?

This is evil because one can see from the maps, for example, that the SW has 10 federal universities which is more that the entire SS and SE combined.
Celebrities / Re: O.m.g See What Megan Fox Wore To The MTV Awards by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 10:38pm On Sep 17, 2021
Gerrouta hia! Skinny ass b.itch!
Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Sets Internet On Fire With New Picture Posture by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 10:35pm On Sep 17, 2021
Come and eat. Dinner is served grin

Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa Explains Why Fine Guys Go For Ugly Girls: VIDEO by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 11:35am On Sep 15, 2021
wallstreetnews:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVZ5Q4YHvlA

You'll see fine guys with ugly girls and you'll be wondering 'how did this happen?' - Toke says she wonders what initially attracts fine men to ugly women.



https://www.instagram.com/reel/CT1bhvDAHUC/?utm_medium=copy_link

Fine girls DO end up with fine boys.

However, over made up, surgically enhanced, everything on point girls like Toke are destined to be side chics and play things for Yahoo boys.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria’s Foreign Loans Set For All-time High At $45bn As Buhari Begs For Loan by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 9:57am On Sep 15, 2021
iwaeda:


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/09/nigerias-foreign-loans-set-for-all-time-high-at-45bn-as-buhari-begs-for-additional-4bn-loan/amp/

The Naira will keep on dropping as we borrow more. However this government is not bothered for the following reasons:

1) They themselves and their families are made. They have amassed great fortunes so they will be ok whatever happens.

2) Buhari's government is an ideologically driven government. Be it "fighting corruption" or "Consolidating Hausa/Fulani dominance" or "Establishment a Northern powerhouse economic zone including parts of Niger and parts of Cameroon" or "Crushing the Biafra problem" or "Indivisibility of Nigeria is non negotiable" or "Nigerianising the Fulani Herdsmen". All these are all ideologies for which a cost cannot be put be on. This government rates all these ideologies above economic growth and liberalisation. Therefore you might think the economy is failing so this government is losing, but they will feel that they are winning so long as their ideologies are being achieved like "crushing the Igbos" and "crushing Oduduwa agitations".

3) The general insecurity and hardship in the country plays into the hands of Buhari and his cabal. They can make the country so hot that elections will not hold and Buhari remains in power beyond 2023. Any rebellion will be swiftly crushed and labelled IPob rebellion etc, thus taking advantage of ethnic divisions in Nigeria.

4) In the case of any bloody and brutal crushing of any rebellion, it is almost certain that no foreign country or UN will intervene. Most certainly after the Afghanistan debacle, USA will stay clear and probably only issue statement. UN human rights will issue statement but nothing will happen. The mood internationally now is for non intervention because it is now generally believed that interventions do not work.

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Romance / Re: My Wife Just Confessed That My Last Son Is Not Mine by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 6:54am On Sep 10, 2021
Breeze111:
Jess even me this matter over me, papa ijeoma won run mad. I they even pity am. I go just give una the story how my client give me..
My name is papa ijeoma, I have three kids. A daughter and two son, the girl is the first. Am just a road side mechanic managing life with my family though am normally busy so I do come back in the night. For twelve years of marriage I have never had issue with my wife nor-suspected any mistrust or cheat. We have live very happy not until on Tuesday(2days back) when I came back from work very early and it was because she is hosting their women wing ex-co meeting in the house that day. So when I came back she was in the kitchen as God would have it her fone was on the center table in parlour, the phone rang, it was on silence(but on vibration) so I was on call with one of my boys in the shop could not tell her to come and pick her call. As soon as I drop my call I say to myself (this children have put their mother phone on silent again) not knowing she was the one that put it. I pick the phone to remove it from silent, I saw the miss call emma(I trust the wife wai I get for house die, so I no send) not up to 5second a message enter from this same emma via sms(you know android phone na them go pop up the sms untop for your screen). I saw 'my world' sharply I open the sms and it was (my world you have been avoiding me why!! Have miss you lying beside me on my bed) immediately my eyes started turning me, my head began to hot like fire. Sharply I enter watsap of which have never done before(though in my house we don't put security lock on phone my rules) I saw that same Emma again on WhatsApp message, I screw up-up and began to see message like hope you are taking care of my child Emma, because that is the name of my suppose last child. So she name him after her ex-guy. I ran to her in the kitchen to confront her immediately she just knelt down and started crying uncontrollable and confessing that the last child is for her ex who came back from outside the country few years ago and started disturbing her. Have called her parent and my parent they say they we be coming by weekend. She use advantage of me because she knew am a very quite person in nature. Right now I just feel like dying don't know if I should divorce her quietly or forgive her, but she is claiming to be really sorry. (but Las-Las I love this woman die just don't know why she betray me like this).

Jeez
Politics / Re: Osinbajo: Call For Secession, Fastest Way To Extinction by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 5:05am On Sep 10, 2021
Words are cheap. Words are indeed cheap, especially from someone living in a bubble. One would like to see more of government taking active steps to be inclusive, irrespective of voting patterns, rather than exclusion, domination, threats, heavy handedness, bullying etc

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Politics / Re: Chaotic Ports Require Fresh Ideas - Punch Editorial by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 4:14pm On Sep 09, 2021
iwaeda:

https://punchng.com/chaotic-ports-require-fresh-ideas/?

Nothing will change in Nigeria because Nigerians are bereft of ideas and have been reduced to afrobeat dancing ethnic bigots. From the eloquently spoken independence campaigners to this?

Look at this topic 1 hour after posting and on front page. If it were a topic were people can trade tribal slurs or celebrity gossip, it would have been up to page 3 or 4 at least.

Family / Re: Why Are Married Men Quiet And Condone Rubbish In Their Homes? by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 2:00pm On Sep 09, 2021
Crossroad1:
Let me use my uncle as an example here...

This is a very hardworking man who doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, doesn't watch football and doesn't womanize.
An extreme introvert who doesn't even keep friends but he got married to a very temperamental woman but it wasn't so initially.
Shade (not real name) was very loving when they first met, it was love at first sight..
Though she was the outgoing, party starter type, but she was a good cook, and like egbon said, she can allow him have sex with her anywhere and anytime.

Her promiscuous side wasn't in the open all these while.
How she manage to keep it a secret is still a mystery though egbon is someone who is always busy at work and the wife though a graduate choose to learn hairdressing to keep herself busy.

Shade is a very pretty woman. When I mean pretty, I mean extremely pretty.. If you are seeing her for the first time, you will believe she is an half caste.
But she get angry for no reason, small argument or admonishing, she can just get angry, get out of the house and egbon will looking for her..



Oldest trick in the book. Form quarrel; vex and leave house. Meanwhile the person has gone for tdb date, or weekend sef and will switch off their phone off so that they can do whatever they like. The mumu person at home will be thinking that the phone is off because they are very annoyed.

Oldest trick on the book.

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Travel / Re: Relocation To U.S Or Start A Business In Nigeria by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 11:40am On Sep 09, 2021
Eunicechi:
Good day guys, please I need a sincere advice on this subject matter.

Which one is advisable between relocating to the United States of America or Starting a business here in Nigeria?

People with experience on both should please advise me on this.

Thank you.

Nobody to turn to for urgent N30k in USA though.

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Romance / Re: . by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 3:02am On Sep 09, 2021
MikeMicheal:
Tell her to close her eyes while you are fingerig her, then quickly put your penis.

Well, it will probably work for some people who's penis is same size as their finger.
Politics / Re: Kwara's Growing National Profile by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 7:01am On Sep 08, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Isoright....

Perused through this article with my morning weed and I must say it looks like one hell of a gadamnnn article from Abdul rasaq supporter
Biased and devoid of intellect

Try read am later with evening weed after banging pvssy and see if your impression will change grin

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Romance / Re: What Does She Want Actually by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 6:11am On Sep 08, 2021
skliz:
So I have this friend. I meet her a few years back. So I scoped her and collected her number. Unfortunately becos of business reasons I never had time to date her. Fast forward to now she is now married. She got married Nov last year.

So we have been talking from last year till now. Of recent she would tell me to take her out. I refused cos I told her are husband would definitely not be comfortable with it. According to her she said it does not matter. She knows I am single in no relationship and searching.

There was a particular day she came to my house we gisted and talked but I made sure I kept a very far distance from her so nothing sexual would happen. During her birthday she asked me for a birthday gift, I refused to give her.
Now she been saying we need to see, anytime she says this I remind her of hubby but she would say her concience is clear that she is not doing anything bad.

Guys honestly what does she want actually. Cause sometimes I get confused.

i know the problem here.

Like you said, you scoped her when she was single, and looking hot. Now she's married (and probably has a kid), she has added weight and is looking a bit mama'ish. Brez don fall small. She probably sounding a bit desperate and her dressing done change sef.

Basically, she's not looking as attractive as she used to be, if not you would have fvcked her the first time you were in a room together after you reunited.

Free the woman and stop messing with her head. Pvssy teaser.
Romance / Re: It's Hard To Penetrate My Wife. by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 7:45pm On Sep 07, 2021
Austine567:
Hello guys!
Have been trying to penetrate this lady for some time now but all efforts seem to be in vain.
Whenever i try to enter her , she's kinda shock, sharp pain and loud scream, her body is as if it is blocked to avoid something to enter, which of course makes the whole act uninteresting and boring , she really needs help and i for one wants to get down with her proper.
What do you think we can do to make it easy for her , i was thinking of a kind of pain relief injection or medicine to give before romance, medical experts in the house pls help .

Is she a virgin?

Please reply quickly.
Politics / Re: VAT: I Feel Your Pain - Wike Tells Masari, Other Supporters Of Status Quo by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 12:07pm On Sep 07, 2021
November1857:
VAT: I feel your pain, Wike tells Masari, other supporters of status quo
Mr Wike chided Mr Masari to quit being lazy and put on his thinking cap.



https://gazettengr.com/vat-i-feel-your-pain-wike-tells-masari-other-supporters-of-status-quo/?utm_source=ReviveOldPost&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=ReviveOldPost
Wike na tormentor. The man carry too much craze grin

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Second In The World in Romance Scams, Third on Money List by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 11:42am On Sep 07, 2021
mirinder:

https://pmnewsnigeria.com/2021/09/07/nigeria-second-in-the-world-for-romance-scams-3rd-on-money-list/



These highlighted countries are on that list with the help of activities of Nigerians living there.

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Sports / Re: Enjoy The Win – Keane Mocks Arsenal After Saka’s Goal For England by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 9:55am On Sep 07, 2021
MrWondah:
This is very mean of Kean.
He can never accomplish what our darling Arsenal accomplished in the past one month.
We lost to Chelsea twice, lost to Tottenham, Man City and thrashed Westbrom.
grin


Arsenal will go down this year or next. Unfortunately Dangote is very heavily leveraged right now if now it would have been an opportunity to get the flopstars at a bargain.
Romance / Re: My Colleague Dr. Ozuzu George Slept With My Wife. by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 8:10am On Sep 07, 2021
Ulunne777:
Nigerian men are useful .All of them cheesy cheesy cheesy

Ndi Team Foreign wife come and console/carry your member cos two men are about to go down over the gender that cannot urinate while standing.
Hahahaha.

This inviting her over thing pained this doc wella grin

Dey there.

Romance / Re: If You See These Three Things On Her, She Is A Complete Wh0re! PERIOD!! [photos] by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 3:45am On Sep 07, 2021
jimmychang:



You were making sense in the beginning but later veered off course like Buhari grin

I'm a Nigerian grin
Politics / Re: Nigeria Mounts Air, Land Offensive Against Bandits In Zamfara by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 8:57pm On Sep 06, 2021

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Celebrities / Re: Delta state disowned Tega says Tega In BBN6 Is Not From Delta State by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 5:58pm On Sep 06, 2021
But upon all the daily casting from Yoruba and Igbo people, you never hear them rejecting or disowning their people.

Haven't you guys heard the saying "our own is our own"?
Romance / Re: After Challenging A Prostitute For A S£x Competition, This Is What Happened by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 4:07pm On Sep 06, 2021
Iyaebe:
I repeat no man can shift a lady's womb stop deceiving yourselves. Women moaning in pleasure does not equate to womb shifting, it is unwise for a man to think he can win a sex competition with any lady.

But we can shift coil, and that could send a lady to the hospital. That was my experience when I was living in Warri. I still remember the babe name Sheila. No be small ting o, she screamed relentlessly and neighbours had to come help carry her into the taxi. I was a legend in that area till I left because the rumour was that I shifted her womb. Some strong head local champions wanted to experience the d.ick that shifted womb, lol. One or two of them even straight up propositioned me including one woman with 5 kids. grin

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Romance / Re: Ghanaian Couple Stuck In Each Other While Having Sex by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 3:53pm On Sep 06, 2021
Gbongwon1:
How will scientists explain this now






Disclaimer: you're hereby advised not the read or click on my signature intentionally

https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/325940
Sports / Re: Jean-Pierre Adams Dies After Being In Coma For 39 Years by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 1:27pm On Sep 06, 2021
samdolad:
RIP
at least, he can rest, but the doctor who made the error did serious damage to him, living over half of his life as a dead man.

I don't trust oyinbo people. A doctor with racist tendencies could have deliberately done this and claimed error. Remember this was back in 1982 when there was open racism. The authorities would even cover up for the oyinbo doctor and would have had no sympathy for an ordinary ni99a.

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Romance / Re: If You See These Three Things On Her, She Is A Complete Wh0re! PERIOD!! [photos] by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 11:31am On Sep 06, 2021
TheGidRedpiller:
Brother, don't let them deceive you with "The outside looks of a woman does not tally with her inside" or better still "Don't judge a book by its cover" undecided That bullshiit is just to deceive you into being a bigger simp, nigerian simp to be precise!
Women are a product of the shiit they have inside them, do let them lie to you!

Societal moral codes still stand for this no matter how much these biittches want to bypass it with feminism or modernity.
If she has multiple piercings on her face, brotherly, she is a wh0re!

If she wear those anklets, that is a wh0re in modern fashion!

If she has tatoos no matter how small, bro! She is a complete d!ck rod biittch who probably loves multiple penetrations!!

Let me also add that if you never met her virgin, pls never ever think she is a saint, because she is not!

Men should be wiser is approaches honestly because we can keep letting these sluuts do whatever, then feel good about it and still run us over because they have vagiinas! undecided

TRP IS GOLDEN!!

I suspect that this is a coded gay crusade. Yes I support wising men up to the exploitative and manipulative ways of some bytches. But its slowly turning into "hate all bytches" because they all bad. What next? Only brotherly love, then physical brotherly love??! Nah there's baaad bytches out there but there's good ones too. Also, piercing and tats don't mean shyte cause men do them too. Are those men hos too?

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Phones / Re: Facebook Apologizes After Its AI Put ‘primates’ Label On Video About Black Men by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 7:16am On Sep 05, 2021
daddytime:
Even their AI is racist...

Black man don see shege for life grin

The programmer is racist. Insecure gammons
Education / Re: Putting An End To This "Yahoo+" Money Ritual Nonsense by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 7:08am On Sep 05, 2021
Cashio:
Baba go and sit down... Wetin u no know pass you. This shit is not about education or civilization.
Just let sleeping dogs lie.
Juju dey bro..... Wella.

E be like say you be native doctor. Abi make dem nor spoil your market? grin

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Politics / Re: Amaechi Inspects Proposed Site For Bonny Deep Seaport by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 9:56am On Sep 04, 2021
oyatz:


At present there are no deep sea ports in Nigeria.


Apapa and Tin Can Ports are built in the Lagoon.

Onne Port, Rivers State is built on Bonny River (there is no Sea in Port Harcourt and the city is about 30km inwards away from the Atlantic ocean).
Warri and Calabar are also built in Estuaries.

So after building deep sea port in Bonny, how will the cargo be moved to places like PH etc?

By nonexistent road?

By nonexistent rail?

By transferring to a smaller vessel that will probably charge same or more than it cost to ship from abroad?

Or maybe there is a grand plan to build 10 Lane highway and standard gauge 4 track rail line to Bonny?

Am I missing something?
Politics / Re: Amaechi Inspects Proposed Site For Bonny Deep Seaport by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 9:00am On Sep 04, 2021
TheLionofLasigi:


Lol check my edited comments.

Am not fulani neither do I like them....am from ibadan, and one of the ruling houses in ibadan.... tracing my roots isn't a problem. And you should know that the initial Igbo wear like the Zulu's wasn't uncivilized in my opinion, it's just that they weren't a fully developed society.

This is not Yoruba traditional attire. This was adopted from Hausa-Fulani, who in turn adopted it from African Arabs. Before then, you guys were running around naked. What is the real Yoruba traditional attire? Do not lie

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Politics / Re: Amaechi Inspects Proposed Site For Bonny Deep Seaport by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 8:55am On Sep 04, 2021
TheLionofLasigi:
Ondo needs a seaport and ogun needs a dry port to ease the pressure on the Lagos ports. When will the minister consider this?

Another port in SW will not ease pressure on Lagos ports. More ports (or dredging existing port plus equipment upgrade) in the SS will dramatically reduce pressure on Lagos ports. An inland port in the hinterland of SW connected by rail will make even more sense, so as to take cargo off the roads in lagos and reduce the cost of moving cargo out of lagos which I understand is more than the cost of bringing said cargo from China.

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Romance / Re: Masturbation Is Killing My Sexual Urge by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 6:25am On Sep 04, 2021
Frank2021:
Guys I need help, I am 34 years and I started masturbation in 2014 because I don't have girl friend till date I always mastubate once a day some twice. The only time I abstain from it was 3weeks and two weeks. I have never stay a month with masturbating. I am in relationship now but during sex my penis goes down and I can't perform again. Even I can't even release unless I was giving handjob by a girl. My girlfriend is worried why I have not release inside her since we started making. I lied is beer. Please how do I stop and how can I have full erection to have a good sex. Your advice is highly needed.

Although masturbation could be an unhealthy habit, it may not be the issue here.

How old are you?

Most Nigerian women can be very robotic in bed and expect a man to have a raging erection by just looking at them. Many of them have their egos affected when it is not happening like that. Meanwhile a man has to do all types of pre-intimacy and give them head to get them wet and in the mood. They will just lie on their backs and spread leg, no reciprocal winding or grinding from them.

As earlier mentioned, masturbation might not be the issue because a lot of men (including myself in the past) would masturbate (rubbing off an easy one) a few hours before a real sex date with a woman so that we can last longer on first round.

It could be the case that you require a woman who is much more hands on, especially with pre-intimacy, and more participatory in bed.

Or maybe she doesn't really do it for you? Perhaps try someone else or a quality olosho?

Perhaps it's a condom issue? Condom reducing the feeling for you?

Or maybe you are having erection issues?

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