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Politics / Re: $4.9 Billion Fresh Loans: NW And SW Zones Get Highest Project Allocations by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 7:42am On Sep 18, 2021 |
Poiu11: What sort of demonic map is this? Why are you dividing SW into South west, west central and Mid west? Why are you lumping SS and SE into one zone called East? This is evil because one can see from the maps, for example, that the SW has 10 federal universities which is more that the entire SS and SE combined. |
Celebrities / Re: O.m.g See What Megan Fox Wore To The MTV Awards by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 10:38pm On Sep 17, 2021 |
Gerrouta hia! Skinny ass b.itch! |
Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Sets Internet On Fire With New Picture Posture by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 10:35pm On Sep 17, 2021 |
Come and eat. Dinner is served
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Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa Explains Why Fine Guys Go For Ugly Girls: VIDEO by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 11:35am On Sep 15, 2021 |
wallstreetnews: Fine girls DO end up with fine boys. However, over made up, surgically enhanced, everything on point girls like Toke are destined to be side chics and play things for Yahoo boys. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Nigeria’s Foreign Loans Set For All-time High At $45bn As Buhari Begs For Loan by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 9:57am On Sep 15, 2021 |
iwaeda: The Naira will keep on dropping as we borrow more. However this government is not bothered for the following reasons: 1) They themselves and their families are made. They have amassed great fortunes so they will be ok whatever happens. 2) Buhari's government is an ideologically driven government. Be it "fighting corruption" or "Consolidating Hausa/Fulani dominance" or "Establishment a Northern powerhouse economic zone including parts of Niger and parts of Cameroon" or "Crushing the Biafra problem" or "Indivisibility of Nigeria is non negotiable" or "Nigerianising the Fulani Herdsmen". All these are all ideologies for which a cost cannot be put be on. This government rates all these ideologies above economic growth and liberalisation. Therefore you might think the economy is failing so this government is losing, but they will feel that they are winning so long as their ideologies are being achieved like "crushing the Igbos" and "crushing Oduduwa agitations". 3) The general insecurity and hardship in the country plays into the hands of Buhari and his cabal. They can make the country so hot that elections will not hold and Buhari remains in power beyond 2023. Any rebellion will be swiftly crushed and labelled IPob rebellion etc, thus taking advantage of ethnic divisions in Nigeria. 4) In the case of any bloody and brutal crushing of any rebellion, it is almost certain that no foreign country or UN will intervene. Most certainly after the Afghanistan debacle, USA will stay clear and probably only issue statement. UN human rights will issue statement but nothing will happen. The mood internationally now is for non intervention because it is now generally believed that interventions do not work. 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: My Wife Just Confessed That My Last Son Is Not Mine by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 6:54am On Sep 10, 2021 |
Breeze111: Jeez |
Politics / Re: Osinbajo: Call For Secession, Fastest Way To Extinction by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 5:05am On Sep 10, 2021 |
Words are cheap. Words are indeed cheap, especially from someone living in a bubble. One would like to see more of government taking active steps to be inclusive, irrespective of voting patterns, rather than exclusion, domination, threats, heavy handedness, bullying etc 10 Likes |
Politics / Re: Chaotic Ports Require Fresh Ideas - Punch Editorial by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 4:14pm On Sep 09, 2021 |
iwaeda: Nothing will change in Nigeria because Nigerians are bereft of ideas and have been reduced to afrobeat dancing ethnic bigots. From the eloquently spoken independence campaigners to this? Look at this topic 1 hour after posting and on front page. If it were a topic were people can trade tribal slurs or celebrity gossip, it would have been up to page 3 or 4 at least.
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Family / Re: Why Are Married Men Quiet And Condone Rubbish In Their Homes? by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 2:00pm On Sep 09, 2021 |
Crossroad1: Oldest trick in the book. Form quarrel; vex and leave house. Meanwhile the person has gone for tdb date, or weekend sef and will switch off their phone off so that they can do whatever they like. The mumu person at home will be thinking that the phone is off because they are very annoyed. Oldest trick on the book. 3 Likes |
Travel / Re: Relocation To U.S Or Start A Business In Nigeria by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 11:40am On Sep 09, 2021 |
Eunicechi: Nobody to turn to for urgent N30k in USA though. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: . by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 3:02am On Sep 09, 2021 |
MikeMicheal: Well, it will probably work for some people who's penis is same size as their finger. |
Politics / Re: Kwara's Growing National Profile by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 7:01am On Sep 08, 2021 |
slawormiir: Try read am later with evening weed after banging pvssy and see if your impression will change 3 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: What Does She Want Actually by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 6:11am On Sep 08, 2021 |
skliz: i know the problem here. Like you said, you scoped her when she was single, and looking hot. Now she's married (and probably has a kid), she has added weight and is looking a bit mama'ish. Brez don fall small. She probably sounding a bit desperate and her dressing done change sef. Basically, she's not looking as attractive as she used to be, if not you would have fvcked her the first time you were in a room together after you reunited. Free the woman and stop messing with her head. Pvssy teaser. |
Romance / Re: It's Hard To Penetrate My Wife. by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 7:45pm On Sep 07, 2021 |
Austine567: Is she a virgin? Please reply quickly. |
Politics / Re: VAT: I Feel Your Pain - Wike Tells Masari, Other Supporters Of Status Quo by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 12:07pm On Sep 07, 2021 |
November1857:Wike na tormentor. The man carry too much craze 4 Likes |
Politics / Re: Nigeria Second In The World in Romance Scams, Third on Money List by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 11:42am On Sep 07, 2021 |
mirinder: These highlighted countries are on that list with the help of activities of Nigerians living there. 2 Likes 1 Share
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Sports / Re: Enjoy The Win – Keane Mocks Arsenal After Saka’s Goal For England by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 9:55am On Sep 07, 2021 |
MrWondah: Arsenal will go down this year or next. Unfortunately Dangote is very heavily leveraged right now if now it would have been an opportunity to get the flopstars at a bargain. |
Romance / Re: My Colleague Dr. Ozuzu George Slept With My Wife. by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 8:10am On Sep 07, 2021 |
Ulunne777: Dey there.
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Romance / Re: If You See These Three Things On Her, She Is A Complete Wh0re! PERIOD!! [photos] by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 3:45am On Sep 07, 2021 |
jimmychang: I'm a Nigerian |
Politics / Re: Nigeria Mounts Air, Land Offensive Against Bandits In Zamfara by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 8:57pm On Sep 06, 2021 |
SATANICALLY666: They've gone to supply their brothers 6 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Delta state disowned Tega says Tega In BBN6 Is Not From Delta State by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 5:58pm On Sep 06, 2021 |
But upon all the daily casting from Yoruba and Igbo people, you never hear them rejecting or disowning their people. Haven't you guys heard the saying "our own is our own"? |
Romance / Re: After Challenging A Prostitute For A S£x Competition, This Is What Happened by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 4:07pm On Sep 06, 2021 |
Iyaebe: But we can shift coil, and that could send a lady to the hospital. That was my experience when I was living in Warri. I still remember the babe name Sheila. No be small ting o, she screamed relentlessly and neighbours had to come help carry her into the taxi. I was a legend in that area till I left because the rumour was that I shifted her womb. Some strong head local champions wanted to experience the d.ick that shifted womb, lol. One or two of them even straight up propositioned me including one woman with 5 kids. 1 Like 2 Shares |
Romance / Re: Ghanaian Couple Stuck In Each Other While Having Sex by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 3:53pm On Sep 06, 2021 |
Gbongwon1: https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/325940 |
Sports / Re: Jean-Pierre Adams Dies After Being In Coma For 39 Years by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 1:27pm On Sep 06, 2021 |
samdolad: I don't trust oyinbo people. A doctor with racist tendencies could have deliberately done this and claimed error. Remember this was back in 1982 when there was open racism. The authorities would even cover up for the oyinbo doctor and would have had no sympathy for an ordinary ni99a. 9 Likes |
Romance / Re: If You See These Three Things On Her, She Is A Complete Wh0re! PERIOD!! [photos] by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 11:31am On Sep 06, 2021 |
TheGidRedpiller: I suspect that this is a coded gay crusade. Yes I support wising men up to the exploitative and manipulative ways of some bytches. But its slowly turning into "hate all bytches" because they all bad. What next? Only brotherly love, then physical brotherly love??! Nah there's baaad bytches out there but there's good ones too. Also, piercing and tats don't mean shyte cause men do them too. Are those men hos too? 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Phones / Re: Facebook Apologizes After Its AI Put ‘primates’ Label On Video About Black Men by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 7:16am On Sep 05, 2021 |
daddytime: The programmer is racist. Insecure gammons |
Education / Re: Putting An End To This "Yahoo+" Money Ritual Nonsense by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 7:08am On Sep 05, 2021 |
Cashio: E be like say you be native doctor. Abi make dem nor spoil your market? 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Amaechi Inspects Proposed Site For Bonny Deep Seaport by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 9:56am On Sep 04, 2021 |
oyatz: So after building deep sea port in Bonny, how will the cargo be moved to places like PH etc? By nonexistent road? By nonexistent rail? By transferring to a smaller vessel that will probably charge same or more than it cost to ship from abroad? Or maybe there is a grand plan to build 10 Lane highway and standard gauge 4 track rail line to Bonny? Am I missing something? |
Politics / Re: Amaechi Inspects Proposed Site For Bonny Deep Seaport by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 9:00am On Sep 04, 2021 |
TheLionofLasigi: This is not Yoruba traditional attire. This was adopted from Hausa-Fulani, who in turn adopted it from African Arabs. Before then, you guys were running around naked. What is the real Yoruba traditional attire? Do not lie 3 Likes 1 Share
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Politics / Re: Amaechi Inspects Proposed Site For Bonny Deep Seaport by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 8:55am On Sep 04, 2021 |
TheLionofLasigi: Another port in SW will not ease pressure on Lagos ports. More ports (or dredging existing port plus equipment upgrade) in the SS will dramatically reduce pressure on Lagos ports. An inland port in the hinterland of SW connected by rail will make even more sense, so as to take cargo off the roads in lagos and reduce the cost of moving cargo out of lagos which I understand is more than the cost of bringing said cargo from China. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Masturbation Is Killing My Sexual Urge by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 6:25am On Sep 04, 2021 |
Frank2021: Although masturbation could be an unhealthy habit, it may not be the issue here. How old are you? Most Nigerian women can be very robotic in bed and expect a man to have a raging erection by just looking at them. Many of them have their egos affected when it is not happening like that. Meanwhile a man has to do all types of pre-intimacy and give them head to get them wet and in the mood. They will just lie on their backs and spread leg, no reciprocal winding or grinding from them. As earlier mentioned, masturbation might not be the issue because a lot of men (including myself in the past) would masturbate (rubbing off an easy one) a few hours before a real sex date with a woman so that we can last longer on first round. It could be the case that you require a woman who is much more hands on, especially with pre-intimacy, and more participatory in bed. Or maybe she doesn't really do it for you? Perhaps try someone else or a quality olosho? Perhaps it's a condom issue? Condom reducing the feeling for you? Or maybe you are having erection issues? 3 Likes |
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