₦airaland Forum

Randy100:
Yeye man, the man suppose sound am slap wey go deafen the ears.

Lol. The kind slap wey go make am begin reason with herself......"hold on what is happening here?", "see what frustration has caused in my life", "but what possessed me to assault this man?", "what will my parents say if they hear about this?".........

I'm not advocating violence but the man has a right to defend himself against an aggressive tensed up female

Ah ah, this is too much nah.

Once chance husband.

martyns303:
The writer is contradicting himself. First he said the pastor is being an hypocrite for advising people to have a plan B while preaching faith.

At the same time, the writer said the idea of people “checking out” is not new, and mentioned a 80s advert, if the idea of leaving is not new, why criticize the pastor for saying something everyone else already knows?

The writer said, the pastor is having a privileged mentality, at the same time, he said even unprivileged people are either leaving or plan on leaving if u should check Twitter.

At the end of the day, let everybody do what works for them.

First of all, the writer is a SHE.............

..........Writing from the comfort of the U S A where she is an associate Professor.......

.....Married to an engineer (white man)........

....What did she say about plan B again

wearsandtrends1:
SEEN


Mankind has outsmarted itself

Think what would have happened if the tower of babel incident Occurred in this day and age




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These people are always challenging themselves, constantly pushing the boundaries and innovating. Meanwhile we are busy wearing each other down with stone age ethnic rubbish.

nwekeugochukwu:
Earlier thread: https://www.nairaland.com/6556747/busty-lady-dances-causes-stir



https://igberetvnews.com/1390416/busty-lady-viral-wedding-video-says-family-refused-talking-video-surfaced-video/

Lalasticlala

Na so dem dey do.

All this their gra gra. Give am d.ick action now na so them go sleep for 14 hours non stop, not even to wake go piss sef.

All na for show.

I nor know say dem don upgrade with "small" agbero swag like dis o.

Power is indeed good.

integrity16:
Wow! This is a welcome development. My issue now is with the Sharia governors, would they allow this in their respective states? Time will tell.

I'm not sure if cannabis is haram

Xenry:
The life of a woman is naturally easy: .

I disagree with you here. Its actually the opposite in Nigeria. Probably thousands eligible women per one rich guy. Its tough out there hence so many resorting to selling their bodies physically and online, WhatsApp etc

Nwamamani:
Governor Yahaya Bello Yesterday after claiming Nigerians asked him to run for President on Channels Tv, the TV station early yesterday on Twitter conducted a poll asking if people would support Yahaya Bello to be the next president of Nigeria.

According to the results of the poll, Yahaya was drastically losing at 90% and Channels Tv was forced to delete the poll. Below is the result they deleted!
https://www.callydgists.com/2021/05/yahaya-bello-for-president-lose-90-vote.html

Yahaya the OLD youth.

richidinho:
Exactly what Fulani terrorist did in Kwara state and every Muslim in Nigeria were happy

2 wrongs don't make a right.

My problem with Jews is that they are so quick to shout "Antisemitism" if you even dare as much to question state of Israel but are happy enough to discriminate against black people. Just because I have a problem with extreme militant Islam in Nigeria, which is linked to this current Buhari administration, does not mean that I should automatically side with or like the actions of Israel. NO.

We should learn how to compartmentalise things and our emotions. Just like white people have learned to do. That's why you will experience the worst racism from a white person but a fellow white person will strongly (and even violently) denounce the actions of the white racist. Blindly or sheepishly supporting someone or a group just because they are one of yours is just plain stupid, unless you definitely have something important to gain by supporting, which in itself means that your support is not blind but has a reason - Another skill that white people appear to have mastered.

supportnija:
Op, where they write Oyigbo? you can carry picture from anywhere include Abia state your State and tell us it is Oyigbo

Leave matter. I know that area very well. Its the result of decades of neglect from successive RVSG right from the time when it was called Obigbo to now its called Oyigbo.

Historically, people who could not afford to live in Port Harcourt, mostly poor hustling Igbos, went to live there. Also others who just wanted to own their own property because cost of land there was peanuts compared to Port Harcourt. The people there do not have a voice plus they are mostly Igbos who traditionally were not interested in politics but just business and making money.

Having said that, the situation in Oyigbo is replicated in most towns outside PH especially riverine areas. They have been neglected and their elite are less bothered because they own properties and businesses in choice locations in PH, and feel at home there. Who were historically the indigenous sophisticated elite of PH? Not Ikwerres but Ijaws/Kalabri people who controlled the old Rivers state from inception till when Bayelsa was created.

SweetCuntess:
A pucci that has dropped 4 babies can lock dicck? Wow interesting

Number of babies dropped is irrelevant if you have good pucci.

I used to know a mixed race single mum of 7. Yes SEVEN. To start with, you will never know that she has given birth before if you see her on the road (that's how I got attracted to her). Her pucci was the same; sweet as f#ck.

Meanwhile, there are some young girls (early 20s), never given birth before but feel like they've dropped 7 babies. They are just naturally wide down there when aroused during intercourse. Nothing to do with number of sexual partners had.

Yes I know that vaginal muscles can be affected by even just one "natural childbirth", leaving the vagina feeling loose. But this does not affect all women. So yes a woman, with the right genetics, can have multiple natural childbirths (especially when she has them young) and still have bomb-ass pucci.

gaetano:
https://ihlayanews.com/woman-forced-dogecoin-millionaire-she-met-on-tinder-to-ejaculate-inside-her-at-gunpoint/

Make she no try that one with black man. Her cavity will be flooded with hot thick cuum

Amotolongbo:
This is why I don’t agitate for Nigerian youth to be president.
Is Yahaya Bello not a Nigerian youth?

Many Youths are worse than the adults.

Age isn’t the criteria to me but the credibility and competence of the candidate in his/her life endeavors

If Yahaya Bello at age 45 is a youth, then I guess a 35 year old is a baby and a 25 year old is just sperm?

Youth indeed.

Liposure:
By Ameh Ejekwonyilo

https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/461536-jusun-rejects-governors-proposal-gives-condition-to-end-strike.html

Hmm

But we get plenty association and union for Nigeria o.

airminem:
She is beautiful.

Yeah. She make sense.

Studio247:
Sometimes I wonder if it's normal or is just the man I married or there are men like this
I have been married now for 7 years
And for ones my husband has never complimented me in anyways
The funny thing is people outside will appreciate and compliment me even before him
but not the man I married no Matter how much effort I put into doing anything.

Several times I spoke to him about it
But he will flare up

And for me I feel appricating and complimenting
Your partner makes them happy and give them the energy to do better.


I don't know

It's strange indeed, but you have to balance it out with other things.
- Does he take care of you?
- Does he take care of his children?
- Does he relate to you in a reasonable way?
- Does he show you a decent level of respect?
- Does he show your family and friends a reasonable level of respect
- is he faithful?
- Does he have bad habits like, drinking, smoking or drug use?
- is he diabolic?
- Does he beat you or the kids?
- Does he satisfy you to a reasonable level in bed?
- is he mentally stable?
- Does he misuse money?
- Does he go out too much?
- Does he lavish all his money on one flashy sweet mouth Pastor, or alfa, prophet etc?
- is he gay?

- WAS HE PAYING YOU COMPLIMENTS BEFORE YOU GOT MARRIED??

As you can see, there are a lot of things that can be wrong in a marriage. He might not be paying you compliments because its just not his nature (you can tease compliments out of him instead of using it to provoke him). You must have noticed this before you got married but you still went ahead with him.

So why the complaints now? Is it because some random guys, who just want to chop and clean mouth, are now paying you compliments? Empty compliments that they can pay to anything in skirt. Compliments that have no depth and just rolls out of their mouths very easily.

I hope that some of those compliments are not getting to your head and you are now looking for an excuse to cheat?

TheSourcerer:
oh it does , especially asking for directions from a seemingly angry woman screaming at her child,she smiles and replies carrying her crying child , to smuggling things into places you shouldn't (nurses/doctors) , adding extra rice /beans at bukas especially if she's a flirty fenale , regular smiles from any anybody you speak to ,especially when your smile is genuine (people can tell instictivly) .finally friends who just want to stay around your aura , feel your vibrations , not that youre held in high esteem by your friends just the good vibes you give out.

3 Things humans instinctively can't resist including Nigerians

Food
Money
Attractive people/Things



Noticed your moniker you make good comments

Exactly

heartbraker:
I remember few years ago when ndlea arrested one of my guy "very handsome guy" when they raid the igbo smokers base around his house unfortunately my guy dey outside his house and dey just park ham join dem go there office but immediately they wan enter the office the first officer he saw was a lady and immediately she d started asking d guy wey arrest ham questions like ' where did u see one' dis one look like a smooker' cant u see he different 4rm dis people u arrest join ham e.t.c' luckly dis lady was one of dere oga and she make sure he was released dat same day and we later hear say dem carry the other guys go court and later sentenced them. handsomeness/beautiful ever helped u at anypoint in life? Share ur experience, lalasticlala ,

Of course there's an advantage. Generally we humans like things that are "easy on the eye". Even as a young guy, other guys wanna role with you because you help attract females. You get a lot of favours from women, especially older women. Provided that you are not arrogant or behave stuck up. Even as a mature man, you still get some things go easy for you especially if you dress well or at least neat and tidy, and are polite. There's a lot of negativity out there so a nicely dressed good-looking man or woman who talks to someone politely would probably have helped to cheer them up that day.

Sebastine1994:
My girlfriend has a lot of shame about physical intimacy. I think she enjoys it, but she feels guilty afterward that we’re not married, like she is betraying her very conservative upbringing. I love her and we have talked about getting married. She thinks that will make physical intimacy more enjoyable for her. But I’m not sure. The idea of spending my life with someone who is unhappy after every time we are intimate makes me feel hopeless.

If you knack am well, she won't exhibit those type of feelings. Even if she is cheating on someone else with you, she'll forget that person sharp sharp. If you dey waya am the way she likes, she'll clean the whole house and use her own money to buy stuff to cook for you. Good sex will domesticate the most shofisticated babe. Bad sex will always foster awkward feelings. Okbye

CzarChris:
Maybe it's just me, but the two pictures don't correlate atall. The vandalized tracks are I-beams, but the shape in the care is different.



Oh well, what do I even know

The items in the van are metal sleepers not rails. Different line

booscy:
Has anyone checked closely what is on the rail track and in the car trunk do not match.....



These are rail vandals alright but not the Warri-Itakpe track

You are very correct.

The metals in the vehicle are metal sleepers. The sleepers on the Warri track are concrete not metal. Rails and not sleepers were stolen from the Warri lines.

Some people feed on hate and negativity. Perhaps their brains were affected by the head moulding that took place as a Baby? I don't know.

NwekeUG:
Nigerian actress, Omoni Oboli has joined the #comeandseemymotherchallenge on social media as she was seen dancing with her three grown-up sons in a video she shared on her Instagram handle, IgbereTV reports.

The 43-year-old actress shared the video with the caption;


https://www.instagram.com/p/COz_eskFvpC/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

See video below.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUvSFwwQJgc

Hmm

The titi mek sense sha.

chrisxxx:
The banter is the fun. Most Igbos see Yorubas as friendly rivals for good and vice versa. They dont aim to kill the,mselves they only aim to do better. That is how it is supposed to be.

Friendly banter my big curved d.ick

adedehinbo:
But sincerely speaking,igbos and yorubas can never live together,the reason why u see them agree together is because they are fighting for the same cause, should Nigeria break now,igbos and yorubas can never live together for a month

Brent crude oyel dey your head

Oracle16:
There is a new slogan for the recent unity in Southern Nigeria. When I say "United South" response is "On A Restructured Nigeria We Stand".

This unity in Southern Nigeria need to be solidified and let us erase backwardness. We need to love each other and fight together for a good purpose.

United South !

Big joke! Southern Nigerians are the most disunited. If Nigeria has to be restructured it has to be 6 zones minimum. Who go come gree for who for Southern Nigeria? Igbo vs Yoruba wahala go just vanish overnight? If anything it will be turbocharged because there will no Hausa-Fulani to distract.

IntersexSherry:
Her name is Queen Edo, she is intersex and was born with two sex organs (penis and vagina)..
In her case, she was born with a clitoris and little penis, raised up as a girl, everything seemed normal as a girl but her penis kept growing bigger and bigger.
As usual, she faced discrimination from people whem they find out. She even says men screams and run away fron her when they find out the male organ. She experiences rejection..

See her pictutes and watch the video of her interview here to get the full story..

There are more in Nigeria oh. Women with dick do exist naturally.
She is not a Transgender oh!!.

Update: This girl needs to be investigated to be sure her claim is true or trying to make money and fame by lying she is intersex.. Thereby making mockery of the intersex community. Her instagram handle is @d.realqueenedo

Update: There was a similar story like this in Malawi where a woman born a hermaphrodite got married and had kids and after that, her penis starts growing and increasing in size. Her husband left her when the penis started growing.
Like i said, intersex has many variations which people won't believe and doubt it exists so its very possible her claim is also right. She may take those pics with her penis erect to proove her claim else people will keep doubting her.
Isn't that people for you ? Always doubting, even stories proven to be true, they will keep doubting because they don't want to accept the cold truth.. Women with penis exist.


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Confirmedzombie:
Today while drove round Florida, I saw Lots of Nigerians selling Fuel in Black Market.

This was as a result of the Fuel scarcity in the US. I was also informed that more Nigerians in other states have engaged in Black Market sell of Fuel.

I am calling on all authorities to as a matter of urgency arrest all who engaged in Black Market sell of Fuel.

As of yesterday, there was delivery of PMS and citizens drove to petrol stations early this morning only to discover that Nigerians have bought all Fuel in kegs and selling at higher prices at the Black Market.

This is criminal in nature and I call on all authorities to clampdown and arrest all Nigerians involved in this criminal act.

Pictures uploading.

Are they doing Turn Around Maintenance there too?