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Crime / Re: I'm Not Chidinma Ojukwu - Beverly Tlhako, South African Celebrity by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 10:40am On Jul 05, 2021
gonbolise:

Naija girls are too...We're No.1 in Africa

Really?

Romance / Re: My Marriage Is About To Break Up Because Of Org8sm- Pls Advise by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 7:24am On Jul 05, 2021
Khd95:
If you like die ontop bottomless towtow, because she no come

What efforts is she making to make her self come, does she just lay like a dead cow and you do the works, or she's creative and genuinely open minded to reaching orgasm

She has a part to play, if she's not playing that part and she wants you to dig a pit that will never end, then you are in for a long haul


Don't use drugs to satisfy her either, do your bit and go, especially now that she's no longer interested in sexx with you.

If you Bleep a woman till she cums her brains about and rendered spent, and overjoyed due to the sexual Satisfcation you gave her, when she wants to cheat on you and lay with anyhow somebody, nothing will stop her, women are wired strangely, God's creative shaa

Don't be heartbroken that your wife might even be fucking one of her exes now, acting slutty and bitchy, spreading her legs wide like an eagle, drinking his deeq like she needs it to survive, while she's acting like she doesn't even want you to touch her bra straps grin grin grin

This is why you test a car before you buy it, to check if she Smooth and u enjoy her sound and voice, be doing till wedding night while she dey fuckkk other guys, because u promised her marriage on a bent knee angry.

This same wife of yours that said she won't Bleep you till wedding night already had multiple exes, she's not a virgin, double standards grin

The bad guys who are wise enough to know that till wedding night is a scam already bleeped her and dump her for simpps like you, good guys cheesy

Woo, make I see where I fit see ewa agayin buy this afternoon, I get bread already

Even if she claims to be a virgin, you can still be scammed.

I know someone who's wife claimed to be a virgin. After marriage, she will scream like she is going to die when he attempts to penetrate her. He was very worried and they agreed that she will have to be broken medically. I don't know how this woman manipulated him into agreeing to do this procedure abroad. I asked him if he was present in the room when the procedure was carried out and his answer was no. There is no way this man could have found out if she was actually a virgin because patient-doctor confidentiality is a big thing abroad and they will not release any information to a third party without court order. This bitch could have gone in there and told the doctor any rubbish she liked and her husband will never know.

Personally, there is no way I would have married a virgin but this guy insisted on virgin and was scammed.
Romance / Re: My Marriage Is About To Break Up Because Of Org8sm- Pls Advise by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 7:12am On Jul 05, 2021
Gainman:
The truth is living in Kenya have affected her sex life. She had sex with Kenyan men when in Kenya. We should all know Kenya men are strong in bed and endowed. Most Kenya men are slender and tall and they don't eat sugar and starchy food d way we use to eat them here. The wife is not telling d husband d truth. My advice for men is never marry a woman who tells you no sex before marriage unless she is a virgin. Many ladies out their have mumu many men.

Kenyan men are useless in bed. I know women who have dated or been married to some. They drink too much and use hard drug, which affects their performance. However, you will hardly find a Kenyan man who is a simp. They are harsh with their women to the extreme and don't believe in using money to chase women (that is why Kenyan women sometimes prefer Nigerian men who will spend for a woman even before talking to her). Kenyan men beat their women a lot ( I am not encouraging this). Also Kenyan man is prepared to sit down at home while his wife goes out to get money, and he will still expect her to cook for him and open yansh for him when she comes back. Any complain from her is met with serious beating. In a way Kenyan men are lucky, because their women her physically strong (like Hausa women) and they don't see sex as anything unlike our Nigerian women who see sex as a bargaining tool. Kenyan women are also sexualised from a young age and a lot have high sex drive.
Politics / Re: PIB: How Northerners Outwitted Their Southern Colleagues by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 6:50am On Jul 05, 2021
AnonPoet:

https://dailypost.ng/2021/07/02/pib-how-northerners-outwitted-their-southern-colleagues/

Barrel of crude oil that will be less than $5 in about 20 years time. Why are the North not developing renewable energy projects? That's where the future is. Crude oil is on its last legs

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Romance / Re: The Fulanis Are The Most Beautiful And Graceful Tribe In Nigeria (PHOTOS) by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 11:20pm On Jul 04, 2021
Bigflamie:
undecided How do you know one is beautiful by seeing only the person's make-up face. Bullsh*t, let's see their legs and body shape.

My dear friend. Do you want to be traumatised for months?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Prince Charles Promotes Eva Omaghomi-Williams, His Senior Black Aide by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 6:41pm On Jul 04, 2021
BigBelleControl:
Edo amaka

Omaghomi no be Itsekiri name again?

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Romance / Re: Which Of These Times Is The Biggest Temptation For Ladies To Cheat? by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 7:24am On Jul 04, 2021
election2023:
Ladies in the house, tell us.

(1) When they are about to wed?

(2) When they have a strong misunderstanding with their partner?

(3) When they are far from their partner?

All of the above, also depending on if they are ovulating and if they have another male admirer who they are comfortable with on the sideline, patiently waiting to tap in.

Romance / Re: I Left My Girlfriend Because Her Vag!na Was Too Wide by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 9:39pm On Jul 03, 2021
Ikwerelastborn:
in all sincerity my girlfriend vag!na became too wide after her NYSC and I found means to dump her after seeing her WhatsApp messages indicating she was a serial cheat.
She begged but I already made up my mind.can you imagine I will dive inside, it will look like my prick is just suspended on the air? Funny enough she was in her early twenties.

I got a virgin gal and the difference was so clear,only simps stick with women with multiple body counts with wide vag!na

Alpha males sabi say virgin gals are treasures, they have no emotional baggage and always committed, blessings to all virgin gals cool cool

Rubbish. Multiple partners does not increase size of vagina. Small pikin
Politics / Re: When Next Will President Muhammadu Buhari Dress This Way? by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 9:37pm On Jul 03, 2021
nairavsdollars:
The last time President Muhammadu Buhari adorned this outfit was before the 2015 feneral elections.

Na all dis one follow for wetin him carry deceive former zombies wey done repent.
Politics / Re: El-Rufai: Boko Haram, Bandits Are Different From IPOB, Nnamdi Kanu by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 7:59pm On Jul 02, 2021
Omooba77:



“I want to challenge anyone to tell me the central leader of bandits in the same position as Kanu.”

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/07/boko-haram-bandits-are-different-from-ipob-nnamdi-kanu-el-rufai/

Ask Gumi
Celebrities / Re: Entrepreneur Chioma Goodhair Shows Off Her Curves In Sexy Bikini Photos by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 6:31pm On Jul 02, 2021
GeniusVincent:
Chioma Goodhair is currently in the USA.
She shared these photos on her Instagram page and check them out below..

Who's the simp paying the bill?

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Politics / Re: Non-existing Office Of Buhari’s Chief Economic Adviser Gets N573.45m In 5 Years by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 6:18pm On Jul 02, 2021
frankyychiji:
Lol.. what's Buhari's business with strategic economic decisions? Or are you talking about another Buhari! Lol

Buhari's economic strategy is to create an economic hub consisting of Northern Nigeria and parts of Chad, Niger and Cameroon. A Hausa-Fulani economic powerhouse region. To make sure it is executed and sustained he will have to extend his stay beyond 2023. BUHARI IS NOT LEAVING IN 2023. Mark this page. If Buhari leaves in 2023, I owe you $100.

The man is not driven by economy. He is driven by ideology and that is why much of what he is doing is not making sense to many people. For decades and centuries to come, he will be hailed as a visionary and great leader by people of Hausa-Fulani stock, and that's all that matters to him.

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Business / Re: See What I Found In My Kolo In Just A Month (pictures ) by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 3:34pm On Jul 02, 2021
iLegendd:


A whole me? The president of Stingy Men Association? It seems you don't know me.

You deserve to read this short post I made in 2019 on how to bypass a woman's demanding syndrome. You'll be glad you read it.

https://www.nairaland.com/5425745/women-how-bypass-womans-demanding#82373809

grin grin
Business / Re: See What I Found In My Kolo In Just A Month (pictures ) by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 10:48am On Jul 02, 2021
iLegendd:
I went out with a female friend yesterday to see my carpenter and we saw 4 of those boxes at his shop. "Oh, I love this," she said. "Buy for me."

"How much, Oga?" I asked and he said it's 500 Naira each. We picked two for 1k.

Before we got home, I had stuffed mine with money (we went to the bank) — only 1k and 500 note are allowed.

I have never done this before, but decided to do it fun. I'll give my mom the box on the 30th of June, 2022.

My main money is always in Dollar or Pounds to avoid devaluation. I don't trust Naira, but lemme just do it for fun and have a story to tell.

Tips to readers:

If you want to be successful at what you do, have a time frame and it will build your discipline to keep you focused.

Have a "start date" and an "end date." Also, don't forget to have a "purpose" for the money.

This is one of the keys to success. A lot of people ignore it.

I'm concerned about the bolded above.

Are you one of those being referred to below?
Iceyjayz:
Feeding off simps

If so, then the female in the bolded will achieve your one year's savings in 2 months flat cool
Business / Re: See What I Found In My Kolo In Just A Month (pictures ) by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 10:43am On Jul 02, 2021
Kooldon:
The female gender has more than 85% success rate in this, cos they will be feeding off men

You come resemble Chidinma for your profile picture But I'm sure your mind is different cool
Celebrities / Re: Ben Bruce And Genevieve Nnaji Picture That Got Fans Talking by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 9:08am On Jul 01, 2021
Nwodosis:
Ben is safe, her name is not Chidimma
. grin grin

Foreign Affairs / Re: Donald Rumsfeld Dead At 88 by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 8:13am On Jul 01, 2021
Beancounter93:


1.When we are ready to pay the tax rate that would earn us enough money for good health care.

2.When we are ready to pay the excessively high insurance premiums the average American pays for health care in the USA....

Healthcare in the US is good...but Americans pay heavily for it...even when they have insurance. (There is a reason why many Americans want universal health care..but that means high taxes as in many European countries).

Buhari is bad, but you cannot get US health care at a budget of $3 billion. We need a budget of $100-200 BILLION before we can see some good health care, and that involves major changes in our economy from an resource dependent to a productive industrial economy

Nothing, I repeat NOTHING, in Nigeria will be sorted out until the ethnic issue is solved.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Donald Rumsfeld Dead At 88 by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 8:11am On Jul 01, 2021
olatade:


https://www.rt.com/usa/528041-defense-secretary-donald-rumsfeld-dead/

Those dead Iraqis will now face him in heaven, or hell (or wherever), one to one, man to man. No sophisticated weapons to protect him.

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Should Buy Petrol At ₦256 Per Litre – NNPC Boss, Kyari by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 7:34am On Jul 01, 2021
valentineuwakwe:


"So (there is) nowhere in the world diesel sells more expensive than PMS. That means that the price of petrol anywhere in the world, assuming you are going to sell it at the market, you are going to sell it above that price you have seen."


Source: https://dailypost.ng/2021/06/30/nigerians-should-buy-at-n256-per-liter-nnpc-boss-kyari/

I think that the FG has clocked a long time ago that the Nigerian public is stupid and only obsessed with ethnic rivalry and visibility. On a one to one basis, Nigerians are smart. As a group, Nigerians are the most petty stupid gullible lilly livered people you will ever come across.

The statement from the NNPC boss is wrong

https://www.racfoundation.org/data/uk-pump-prices-over-time

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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Reacts As Toyota Snubs Nigeria, Opens Assembly Plant In Ghana by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 6:51am On Jul 01, 2021
Queenttoast01:
What happened to Twitter Nigeria will soon happen to Toyota in Nigeria. smiley

Nigerian government uses the rod too much. Haba! You can't go through life threatening, sanctioning, punishing, arresting, indicating, killing, banning, mocking, cursing etc. You will just turn everyone around you against you and drive people away. What sort of mentality is this?

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Politics / Re: Mele Kyari On Refinery: Dangote Not Happy With NNPC Proposed Stake Acquisition by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 7:00pm On Jun 29, 2021

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Politics / Re: Sultan On PIB: There Is Enough Oil In North That Can Address Poverty In Nigeria by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 9:17am On Jun 29, 2021
jubilee55f:
They should not leave the office poor. Meaning what? They should loot the office dry before leaving. So as to use the loot to develop the north. We are waiting and watching.

I couldn't believe what I was reading. See the mindset of our so called leaders and elders. Very basic childlike level of reasoning. My heart breaks anytime they open their mouths. I will never employ such a person to even manage a little shop, but here they are running a whole country.

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Sports / Re: Pogba Does The CHOP PALLIATIVE Dance As He Scores For France by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 9:00am On Jun 29, 2021
wale377:
Checkout POGBA chop palliative dance as he scored the 3 goal for France against Switzerland


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrxG2IfipEI?feature=share

Na him and kimpembe dey do am


Scores France 3- 3 Switzerland
Extra time

Na the dance winch dem that night, if not explain how they went from 3-1, with 9 minutes to go, to 3-3? Leave winchy 9ja tins, dem nor go hear.
Politics / Re: Lawan Gives ₦100m To Zainab Algoni Abdulwahid, His New Wife - Sahara Reporters by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 12:08pm On Jun 28, 2021
AngelicDamsel:
Politicians will be politicians.

Why do I feel many sugar daddies may wife their side chicks to avoid the same fate that befell super tv CEO.

Oyel dey ya head.

Oya take this one grin

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Romance / Re: A Beautiful Lady dressed In Red Suit Scatters The Dance Floor In A Ceremony by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 10:00am On Jun 28, 2021
400billionman:
This beautiful lady dressed in red suit was dancing like every other person in the ceremony till she decided to take it to the next level by falling straight on the floor and continued dancing.

Initially I thought it was an accident.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQqPxLOvOv8

All those ones na human beings?
Crime / Re: Man Beats His Wife To Death In Edo Over N2,000 by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 9:53am On Jun 28, 2021
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



You won't understand the husband's plight if you've never been at the financial mercy of your wife.

I can only imagine the frustration of the husband calling up his wife in front of a debtor with the phone on speaker to ask for a soft loan and then have her rain all the abuses in the world on him.

I won't be shocked too if it wasn't him who took her from obscurity to the financially comfortable level of having a 2k to spare.
That's exactly what these women brought from Nigeria to come study Nursing in the US do.

It doesn't justify him beating her to death but why did God tell us that wives are helpmates when 70% of them would never help out financially in the home even if they could?

This is a lesson to all gold-digging men. The only submissive wife is the broke wife.
Who born Mama Ramotu to talk to me anyhow when she knows that she can not buy Sanitary pad without me.

Never allow your wife get richer than you, because the shrewd treachery and bad mouth of a rich wife can make a broke husband do what this man has just done.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Africa's Biggest Economy Facing Illiteracy, Poverty, Hunger, Stupidity by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 3:59pm On Jun 25, 2021
Na we be the original suffer head

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Politics / Re: Food Insecurity, Famine Looming In Nigeria - Edward Kallon Calls For Help by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 11:05am On Jun 25, 2021

Crime / Re: Usifo Ataga: Chidinma's Father Arrested, Lecturers, Classmates Shocked by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 9:26am On Jun 25, 2021
ddigeo:
very wrong act, but his just trying to be a dad

He should have called lawyer or any police connection he had. Why u wan fight naija police wey dia head nor correct like junkie?

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Politics / Re: Ahmed Lawan: Nigeria Poor, Option Is To Borrow by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 9:16am On Jun 25, 2021
November1857:


https://m.guardian.ng/news/nigeria-poor-option-is-to-borrow-says-lawan/
Borrow money to be building expensive railways up and down?

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