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FamilyRe: Help I'm Pregnant For A Married Man. by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 5:08pm On Oct 01, 2021
Elzakzaky:
She will give birth to her mum's last born
Lol
RomanceRe: What Do You Think Of Girls With Pot Belle? by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 3:32pm On Oct 01, 2021
HenryDion:
I rarely talk about the female gender on NL.

But, this is a topic worth discussing 'cause it's been bothering me for some time...

I keep noticing an increasing number of young girls with protruding stomachs - Aka. Afo Beer.

To be frank, it's the least attractive thing in a lady's body, IMHO...

But, seems some guys love it... While some don't, like me.

So guys, what's your take on girls with a protruding tummy even when they're yet to have a kid?

Girls with this condition, how do you feel about it?
Variety is the spice of life. Pot belly women are more adventurous in bed and less conceited.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Blames Middlemen For Hike In Food Prices, Hoading Of Commodities by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 10:34am On Oct 01, 2021
FamilyRe: Help I'm Pregnant For A Married Man. by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 10:32am On Oct 01, 2021
Darhmmy:
We used to be lovers back in uni , We broke up at some point and lost contact. Earlier this year we reconnected at a party and it was obvious we still had feelings for each other.

We started dating and everything seemed nice at first. He never told me he was married. After months of dating , i started to get suspicious as he wouldn't let me visit his home , instead he was always coming to mine and meeting up at hotels. We had a big fight about it and he finally told me the truth. He kept on pleading and asking that we continue dating. I couldn't even leave if I wanted to, I was in love with him.

I am 2 months pregnant and he has been avoiding me. He calls just once in two days and has told me to do whatever I want with the pregnancy , that he is fine with my decisions. I want to keep him and the baby and I'm scared he may ghost up on me. Last night I found his wife and some of his relatives on Facebook and I want to send them texts about it. I really need advise on this.
So you still open yansh for him after he told you that he was married? Married to a fellow woman like you??

Welcome to single motherhood grin
RomanceRe: Shameless Married Women Make Una Close Una Legs (paternity Fraud Saga) by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 9:03am On Oct 01, 2021
Meedon:
My take on this paternity fraud is that married women should try their possible best to avoid sex outside marriage.


A lot of these women do attends church service everyday. is it that, they don't fear God. Do God tell you to spread legs for other men outside marriage.


Note: I'm not religious and this issue has revealed to me that Nigerian women are hypocrites. Why can't they follow what their Holy Bible says or preaches.



Las Las, all the SIMPS and prostitutes disguising as married women, all of una go collect.


Practice what you preach. Demonic people.

I'm out.
Sometimes its more complex than that.....
PoliticsRe: Governor Nyesom Wike And Minister Niger Delta Affair, Drinking And Joking. by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 7:18am On Oct 01, 2021
dignity33:
Governor Nyesom Wike jokingly threatens to place a curse on Minister of Niger Delta Affairs, Godswill Akpabio at undisclosed location after disagreement and insult on each others in public.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AvhBj2rMPU
Well, Wike appears to be sticking to his guns and making his point emphatically, while those guys around are laughing nervously.

Good brandy is not changing his Stance.
RomanceRe: A Good Sex Should Last For How Many Minutes by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 5:00am On Oct 01, 2021
greatfucker:
just curious a good sex should last for how many minutes

matured mind only
Should last as long as it takes the female to cuum very hard
PoliticsRe: NNPC To Construct 50-Megawatt Power Plant In Maiduguri by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 6:36pm On Sep 30, 2021
wink2015:
But your JONATHAN ( ijaw man ) was there for 5-6 years?



What did he do political power for the good of the Niger delta region?

Nothing?

He was just look FOOLISHLY while time was going meanwhile northerners were flexing his government and he gave them better federal appointments.

He was just shaking hand and drinking cup of tea.

Building Amajiri school for northerners which they later destroyed.
Why do some Nigerians use this to Justify the lopsided operations of this government? Where in the constitution does it say that a president should selfishly focus on his region only? Is president of Nigeria not president of the entire Nigeria again? You see, this is why some people are calling for the country to be split so that people can TRULY concentrate on their on region without any background wailing.
PoliticsRe: Six States That Can Confidently Survive Without Federal Allocation by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 4:31am On Sep 30, 2021
yashau:
https://www.legit.ng/1436052-list-sates-can-survive-any-federal-allocation.html
This is a stale over flogged issue. Like somebody up there said, our governors are lazy and are conniving with greedy individuals. If the FG stops giving federal allocation, more states will have to look at ways to attract money to their states, and collect what is already there. I do however admit that some states are hamstrung by negative effect and activities of FG
RomanceRe: Who Will You Marry Among The Two,what's Your Reason. by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 2:02pm On Sep 29, 2021
Bolarineliza202:
A pretty,rich,arrogant and unromantic lady
Versus unattractive,poor,humble and romantic lady.
The one that can give good head cheerfully
PoliticsRe: El-rufai: It’s Foolish To Sit In Lagos Or Port Harcourt And Demand Power Shift by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 2:01pm On Sep 29, 2021
TheDemola:
Governor Nasir El-Rufai of Kaduna has clarified the position of Northern Governors Forum on power shift.

At a meeting in Kaduna on Monday, the governors had said rotational presidency was against Nigeria’s constitution.

They said this in reaction to the demand of their Southern counterparts who have demanded that their region must produce Nigeria’s next president.

In a chat with select journalists, El-Rufai said no one should assume that they can sit in Lagos or Port Harcourt and decide what the north should do or who the north should vote for.

He said if the south wants power, it should be prepared to sit with the north, dialogue and negotiate then agree on who should be voted but not use compulsion to demand power shift.

"We are not saying there cannot be rotational presidency, it can be done but you have to come and sit with the politicians in the north and dialogue and then we agree to give our support to the south but no one has the right to sit in Lagos or Port Harcourt and say whether northerners want it or not, they must relinquish power to the south, that is wrong, it is not how we do politics and in fact, it is foolish.”

Daily Trust reports that El-Rufai was one of the first governors to suggest a power shift to the south.

In 2020, he had said it would be in the interest of fairness and unity for the north to relinquish power to the south after eight years under President Muhammadu Buhari.

Buhari’s second tenure will end in 2023.

After El-Rufai, similar statements have been made by other northern governors such as Babagana Umara Zulu of Borno State, Abdullahi Ganduje of Kano State and Aminu Bello Masari of Katsina State.

However, some of the governors were part of the meeting of the Northern States Governor’s Forum in Kaduna which on Monday.

https://dailytrust.com/el-rufai-its-foolish-to-sit-in-lagos-or-port-harcourt-and-demand-power-shift

Lalasticlala Mynd44
Is Lagos and Port Harcourt not part of Nigeria again?
RomanceRe: I'm In Love With A Married Woman Whose Husband Is In Dubai by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 1:09pm On Sep 29, 2021
agbolahan1991:
Her husband has been away for almost a month, I feel pity though have been having a crush on her right from before she got married, now she has a shop beside our office and I can't get my heart off her each day I see her....
Am a married man too but my wife gives me hell, with her anger, bad mouth and ojukokoro
Am not happy as a married man and I really need someone I can talk to, open up to and someone that can relieve the pain in my heart..
You will go and entice her now with d.ick upon all the konji she's having to deal with. If she succumbs, you will come here and share you story of how married women cannot be faithful, so that people will join in to crucify women?
PoliticsRe: The Chairman Northern Elders Forum is from Mauritania by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 10:51am On Sep 29, 2021
Toh
Music/RadioBillboard 100: 2 Nigerian Songs Make History by OnlyDeCapPlease(op): 3:18am On Sep 29, 2021
First time ever 2 Nigerian songs in the highest rated music chart in the world. Not world music chart or any other niche billboard chart but the main BILLBOARD 100.

WizKid/Tems was expected and has been there for weeks, but the Ckay song......, well that's life grin

Please @Seun @lalastica this is good for Nigeria

CelebritiesRe: Fans Blast Davido Baby Mama Chioma For Exposing Too Much Skin In Her New Outfit by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 2:56am On Sep 29, 2021
Koboskit:
“If you like, open all your chest, Davido won’t come back to you” – Fans Blast Davido Baby mama Chioma For Exposing Too Much Skin In her New Outfit (Video)

Popular singer Davido baby mama Chioma looks stunning in her new outfit as she step out for comedian crazyclan wedding, PraizeMedia report. You like ? See below �

https://praizemedia.com.ng/2021/09/28/if-you-like-open-all-your-chest-davido-wont-come-back-to-you-fans-blast-davido-baby-mama-chioma-for-exposing-too-much-skin-in-her-new-outfit-video/
This M.I.L.F. thick as fvck though cool
Nairaland GeneralRe: Some Very Bitter Pills To Swallow by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 2:36am On Sep 29, 2021
Kobojunkie:
sure, but in life, "Truth" is meant as universal not that which is individually defined. undecided

Your "truth", when considered by another amounts to an opinion and nothing more. undecided
No necessarily. For example, in the Bible 1st testament "an eye for an eye....", Which made it true and legal, that one could kill another person's loved one if one's loved one was killed. However it's a sin to do that in the 2nd testament. It was true that homesexuality was a very serious crime in the UK in the 50s but not true now.

We humans and society in general determine what is true and false, and it always changes back and forth through the ages.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Some Very Bitter Pills To Swallow by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 5:32pm On Sep 28, 2021
Kobojunkie:
I disagree! Logic teaches us that there are "truths" and there are "falsehoods". That you are able to make the "falsehoods" work for you in your iife does not change the fact/truth of what is it. undecided
I see where you are coming from. However a falsehood that works for me is my truth. smiley
TravelRe: Diasporans How Much Do You Spend In Nigeria During Visits? by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 12:06pm On Sep 28, 2021
Chuky7:
A female friend on mine said she burnt through 1m she's says Nigeria is expensive from houses data etc and that you have to keep spending she prefers the one time payments for services( i.e. in some cases)
1 million? Did she travel alone, lived in free accommodation with free feeding?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Some Very Bitter Pills To Swallow by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 12:03pm On Sep 28, 2021
thesicilian:
Just felt like dropping some very hard truths about life in general. We may not like or agree with them, but that's just the way it is.

1. Many people will never be wealthy no matter how hard they work.

2. People around you generally want you to be successful, just not better than them

3. There's no purpose in life. We are the ones to create purpose for ourselves.

4. Planning too much and overthinking can in most cases be a recipe for failure.

5. You are not irreplaceable. No one is.

6. Salutation is not love.

7. Money, love and relationships will definitely make you happier, but most of your happiness and peace will always have to come from within you.

8. Most people only keep you around because of what they can get from you. As soon as you loose that "usefulness", they'll disappear from your life.

9. It is hard for a total stranger to hurt you. Most of your struggles in life will come from the actions of close friends and family

10. Regret is a waste of time, learn and move on.

11. Perfection does not exist.

12. Life's unfair. It's been like that from the beginning and will remain so till the end. You just have to learn to deal with it.
There are no "truths" or "falsehoods" in this life. What works for you is what works for you. Your truths may be falsehoods to others.

There are countless people out there who have consistently experienced the direct opposite to every single point you listed there.
RomanceRe: Just Committed D Greatest Sin Of My Life. I Slept With A Married Woman Today by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 8:45am On Sep 28, 2021
SUPERPACK:
Lets analyse what each party got at the end of the 2 minutes rump.
Married woman; A shelter for the rain, she charged her phone, enjoyed your movie, enjoyed your egusi soup and expensive eba, satisfied her sexual urge.
You; Had a satisfactory 2 minutes sexual Ecstasy .
.
Full-time score 5 - 1
.
She got you very cheap and as cheap as ever grin grin
6 - 1

Because he also bought Karma.
PoliticsRe: David Umahi Welcomes Wife, Rachel, At Enugu Airport After Vacation Abroad by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 9:31am On Sep 27, 2021
CelebritiesRe: Churchill Hangs Out With His Wife, Rosy Meurer And Son (Pictures & Video) by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 9:28am On Sep 27, 2021
No need for dna test

FamilyRe: My Brother-In-Law Caught His Wife Cheating! by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 4:32am On Sep 27, 2021
Some women ehn! See wetin dis one dey talk below. Why not just end the marriage??

I’m married but I sleep around with strangers in the hope I’ll get pregnant

DEAR DEIDRE: EVER since I met my husband six years ago, I knew he was a family man and couldn’t wait to have children.

But after three years of trying for kids without success, I’ve started sleeping with strangers in the hope I’ll get pregnant.

We are both 31. Being childless is utterly miserable. He doesn’t know what I’m doing and would be heartbroken.

So far I’ve slept with four strangers who I’ve picked up on nights out when I know I am at my most fertile.

I try to go for men who are similar in looks to my husband — medium-height, athletic, blue-eyed and dark-haired.


After a year and a half of trying with my husband, I suggested we see our doctor.

But he shut me down, saying if we were meant to be parents it would happen and that we simply have to try harder.

He is so proud and I know he is really struggling with this.

Things aren’t the same with us. I feel shut out. Yet he still demands we have regular sex to try for a child.

But all the joy has gone for me. He constantly asks where I am in my cycle and if there are any signs my period has arrived.

And he insists I lie on my­ back with my knees up for 20 minutes after sex, “to give us the best chance of getting pregnant”.

I don’t want to lose him but I am worried about the future of our relationship if I can’t get pregnant soon.

angry angry angry angry

https://www.thesun.co.uk/dear-deidre/16241263/married-but-i-sleep-around-get-pregnant/?utm_campaign=native_share&utm_source=sharebar_native&utm_medium=sharebar_native
EducationRe: Russia's Tsar Bomba: This Is Why Countries Shouldn't Build Nuclear Weapons by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 9:51pm On Sep 26, 2021
Uptownerd:
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Pally, where the clip nah? undecided
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Prefers Sucking To Sex by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 4:24pm On Sep 26, 2021
BonPatrick:
Good afternoon guys please my girlfriend of 4 months old dating doesn't want sex till marriage whenever she is Hot she ask for headjob( I should suck her pussy) and I am not happy about it. When I am in need of sex she gave me Mouth Action. I am not happy I can't wait till marriage I need to feel my woman but she is not letting me in. Should I sex else where?
My friend, one day after enough sucking and when she is in the zone, spread that pvssy and fvck the hell out of it. Pound the matrix out of that shiit like a wounded lion. Balls deep on every gaddem stroke, all corners and crevices ravaged.

After that just apologize profusely and blame it on the usual suspect. Las las, if spirit move you, propose on the spot grin
PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole & Wife, Iara At Hosa Okunbo's Service Of Songs In The UK (Pictures) by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 2:21pm On Sep 26, 2021
SarkinYarki:
How come only four people are wearing face mask in the entire hall ? Abi na photoshop?

Well her body direction shows that her soul feels repulsed by the little man and she is only sitting there to earn
Any young Edo guy wein fit codedly hold this babe go chop puna and money taya. And let nobody come and shout married woman nonsense here because she's property of Edo state, having been acquired with Edo state commonwealth.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Is The Best Means To Join The Nigerian Police As Graduate? by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 12:37am On Sep 26, 2021
Donangelo:
What is the best means to join The Nigerian police as graduate without the normal recruitment.?
Hmm.

Run, run, run
Run, run, run
I betta run, run, run, ah
Run, run, run
Run, run, run
I betta run, run, run, ah

You better run from that criminal enterprise angry
RomanceRe: Help!!! Am Really Into This Girl by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 12:29am On Sep 26, 2021
Frank25:
I will just be brief in this. I met this this babe at asaba when i went for a traditional marriage at abraka i approached this gal and i did what every nigerian guys would do
I asked the babe her name and she said her name is amaka and i introduced myself to her. we talked like as if we had known for years
We talked about our families, education and more especially our love life.
She told me she broke up with her boyfriend on the basis that he cheated on her and we exchanged contacts that day
The next day an unknown number called me i answered the call and lo behold it was amaka

We talked normal and she told me
She got admission into rivers state university. I felt butterflies in my stomach cus i was beginning to feel something for this babe
To cut the story short i ask the girl out and she accepted then later on she arrived ph and rented one room apartment in mile 3 with a roomie
I always visit this bae we almost communicate every minute of the day via whatsapp. Buh i noticed anytime i ask for her phone she always decline saying she had flat battery and me being a cool guy i overlooked this until one day i saw this my bae with a guy along shandees road she was coming out of his lodge i felt pained buh i have nt told her.
This continued simultaneously .

Please help should i break up with this gal or should i continue remember i love this gal

Please no insult just help a friend
Do you actually know what love is?
RomanceRe: Have u do a Married Woman b4 ? Come and see by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 12:26am On Sep 26, 2021
Escabado:
There is this married woman that usually come close to me from there and she started doing sexy things with me and one thing lead to the other we started fvkin.but the problem now is that this married woman is always asking me for money. Her husband leave outside the country and they have money o . She drive two cars manage there houses and yet she is still asking me for money. I'm buyant enough and I never ask her for anything

Guys have you been in such situation before ? What do you think I should do .

Nigerians and Hippocrates are 5 and 6. This is the same country where 99.9 % of there young girls are olosho or there guys who are nothing but internet fraudsters are here calling god and talking all manner of nonsense on my post.
If you can't handle her bill, then stop nacking the kpekus. Simples!
PoliticsRe: Chinese Contractor Demands For Lagos International Terminal To Continue Project by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 7:57pm On Sep 25, 2021
proeast:
Lol, the Chinese can't wait to take over some of Nigeria's biggest assets grin grin
Including our women according to one guy here on NL

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