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Romance / Re: Guy Shared A cobra snakes drawn at G spot of A Lady Curve He Hanged Out On TGF by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 4:45pm On Aug 21, 2021 |
McStoic: O please be quiet. Is cobra not a creation of God? So if she had tattooed a so called "cuddly" animal she would have been ok, but the ones we have demonised then she is evil? Black people be seeing superstition in everything instead of using their brains. Even if her only problem is her bad skin, is that her fault? Pesin wein short or ugly pesin, na their fault? Nor be so God create them?? 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Some nairalands are kids by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 11:01pm On Aug 20, 2021 |
BonPatrick: You are a complete idiot. I hardly insult anybody here but I had to make an exception. A complete slowpoke you are. Look at your moronic write up? Go and get a life. Imagine!? If a female shows any sign of messing up, you MOVE ON. She should be the one writing, crying and confused asking what to do. NOT YOU. 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Apostle Johnson Suleiman Slept With Me, Gave Me N500K - Lady Confesses (video) by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 10:43pm On Aug 20, 2021 |
Starpost: He overpaid her by about N490k. |
Romance / Re: I Just Discovered That All The Young Men In My Compound Has Slept With My Wife by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 8:29pm On Aug 20, 2021 |
koyen: Yep, back in the day when I was in my teens. I used to visit a certain place almost every evening to smoke. It was troubling times for me, my dad and I didn't see eye to eye and I had been expelled from school. My life was in a downward spiral and I sought solace in the herb. It was the high point of my day, leaving the security of our gated compound and meandering inconspicuously through the back streets to this place once it started getting dark outside. Anyway, anybody who has visited these type of places know that you meet all sort of weird characters there with weirder stories, and there was some sort of comradeship amongst herb smokers. However there's a story that stood out for me. It was this guy who said he was a cook in the government house or somewhere like that. He told us about his ex girlfriend. Said she was his soul mate especially as she was also a herb smoker. Said they did everything together, even shyte together, I guess that was his own way of expressing how close they were. Unbeknownst to him, all the young men in the compound where he lived had banged her. The way he told this story, I felt it in my heart, or probably it was the herb because, I swear, that shyte was good. Anyway that's it. This story above could be true. |
Romance / Re: 1 Year After Smoking With The Bible, See How Nollywood Actress Etinosa Looks Now by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 10:08am On Aug 19, 2021 |
trendinggist909: Dem don gee am belle |
Family / Re: Do You Know This Man? He's My Father. by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 8:32am On Aug 19, 2021 |
Doradorwa: My dear be gentle with your mum. Whatever the reason for your dad not being in your life (your mum's fault or your dad's fault), it must have been an extremely traumatic experience for her. No well adjusted human being will want to have anything to do with any person, place or situation that gave them trauma and heartbreak in the past. It's self preservation. Tracing your dad is something that you might have to do by yourself, starting with where he worked and lived in Edo. However, I must advice you to keep an open mind and thread carefully. So many people have idolised an absent mum or dad throughout their life, only to be bitterly disappointed and heartbroken with what they eventually discover. Keep an open mind and accept whatever you see. 2 Likes |
Health / Re: Policeman, Wife, Five Children Found Dead In Osun Community by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 1:10pm On Aug 18, 2021 |
naijapage: Toh toh and preeq matter. No be today 1 Like |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Talibans Vow To Impose Islamic Law Worldwide by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 12:29pm On Aug 17, 2021 |
richmond500: Or 3 kettles for people like me Humour relieves stress |
Politics / Re: 2023 Presidency: Buhari’s Associates Search For Southern ‘legacy’ Candidate by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 11:52am On Aug 16, 2021 |
10mobile: Mr Summarizer. Carry go |
Romance / Re: Can A Prostitute Be A Good Wife by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 11:42am On Aug 16, 2021 |
DanielAlhassan: I guess the greatest concern here is that if things become really financially hard, she might resort to prostitution to earn money. Second concern is that she probably had gotten used to regular (if not daily) se.x, with variety of gbola / expertise, so her body might begin to miss such action when faced with "everyday same p.enis" .....also the husband might become unnecessarily suspicious and paranoid whenever he see her talking to a strange man, or if she stays out too long or if she doesn't come back when she's supposed to. 5 Likes |
Romance / Re: ... by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 5:26pm On Aug 15, 2021 |
dacblogger: Then one has to establish how many of that number were normal relationships. Its easy for someone to fall into a habit of carying oloshos or visiting where houses where one can easily build up a body count of 100 within months. |
Politics / Re: Nigeria Going Back To 1980 – Sanusi by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 8:37am On Aug 15, 2021 |
Hmmm 1 Like
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Romance / Re: Nigerians Urge Boy To Commit Suicide To Reduce Population by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 8:24am On Aug 15, 2021 |
LoveFayfay: Na lie o! Nothing like reverse psychology here. Nigeria's current situation has turned everyone's head inside out. |
Romance / Re: ... by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 8:19am On Aug 15, 2021 |
dacblogger: Does this include oloshos? |
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Refused Me See Her Breast by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 8:18am On Aug 15, 2021 |
No smoke without fire 4 Likes |
Politics / Re: 40 Years After, Nigeria Going Back To What It Was In 1980 ― Sanusi by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 8:17am On Aug 15, 2021 |
Hmm
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Celebrities / Re: Moyo Lawal Threaten To Jump Almost Naked If Her Fans Didn't Buy Her House Or Car by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 8:14am On Aug 15, 2021 |
Make una nor vex. Country hard |
Romance / Re: Has a girl ever tried to scam you with sex? Share your story... by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 8:12am On Aug 15, 2021 |
Zoly: Hmmm
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Romance / Re: Is My Girlfriend Possessed? by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 8:09am On Aug 15, 2021 |
samuelson06: She's not getting the right reaction from you, so she's going all out to force the issue. Either that or she suffers from depression. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Woman Enters Guinness Book For Having The Largest Natural Br3ast In The World by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 8:03am On Aug 15, 2021 |
TarOrfeeek: The belly is playing a supporting role for the breasts That's what I call teamwork |
Romance / Re: Purpose Of Dick Slapping by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 8:00am On Aug 15, 2021 |
Hollicom: It's to mark out your territory and assert the dominance of the dick over the pvssy Kpa kpa kpa, na me dey hia! 4 Likes |
Education / Re: 8 Ways To Identify An Introvert by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 7:59am On Aug 15, 2021 |
AfriNotesNEWS: Leave matter. Sometimes sustained poverty will forcibly turn extrovert into introvert, especially the Nigerian type of poverty with "pepper dem" people everywhere. I say leave matter. |
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: I Am Attracted To Cross - Angel Tells Biggie by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 5:58pm On Aug 13, 2021 |
anyimontana: Breast never retire. Na her shape of breast be that - Teardrop 2 Likes 1 Share
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Celebrities / Re: Justin Bieber Thanks Wizkid For Putting Him On Essence Remix by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 4:38pm On Aug 13, 2021 |
TheWolfen: I love some Davido songs and I love some Wizkid songs. Dazzall. They don't pay anybody to be team this or that, and I don't have time for shyte like that. Fact is, Tems killed that song rhythmically and lyrically. That's the standout part of the song. That's the part that everyone does covers to on social media. Nor vex, na Oluwa. |
Celebrities / Re: Justin Bieber Thanks Wizkid For Putting Him On Essence Remix by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 11:16am On Aug 13, 2021 |
Waakanda: That song is all about Tems my dear. 1 Like |
Car Talk / Re: Nigeria Hub Of Stolen Vehicles - Zainab Ahmed by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 10:16am On Aug 13, 2021 |
Xscape1993: Foreign criminals will always exploit a lawless and careless country. Eastern European criminal gangs, and their Nigerian collaborators, are having a field day shipping stolen cars from Western Europe to Nigeria. In the UK the police can download your entire accurate life history from your number plate using their on-board vehicle computer, while following you behind. 1 Like |
Music/Radio / Re: Download Essence Remix By Wizkid Ft. Justin Bieber & Tems MP3 Audio by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 5:52am On Aug 13, 2021 |
Lagbaja88: More like Tems ft Wizkid. Whatever Wizkid did on that song is forgettable. It's Tems vocal arrangement that is turning heads. She should try not to mumble too much though. 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: Ali Yakubu Numan Jailed 30 Months For Calling Fintiri ‘Father Of All Thieves' by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 4:05pm On Aug 12, 2021 |
Ali baba 1 Like 1 Share |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Indonesian Army Ends 'Two-Finger' Virginity Tests On Female Recruits by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 3:51pm On Aug 12, 2021 |
Elove1: You mean this type? 1 Like
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Romance / Re: . by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 3:26pm On Aug 12, 2021 |
Naijanascam: Only baaad girls get answers for that question. |
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