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Romance / Re: Guy Shared A cobra snakes drawn at G spot of A Lady Curve He Hanged Out On TGF by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 4:45pm On Aug 21, 2021
McStoic:


Some people are clearly marked for destruction. How can someone see this stark glaring proof of demonic possession/spiritual controversy and still goes ahead to think twice before running for his dear life.

When Bible said flee fornication you think it's an old fable and fairy tales..

O please be quiet. Is cobra not a creation of God? So if she had tattooed a so called "cuddly" animal she would have been ok, but the ones we have demonised then she is evil? Black people be seeing superstition in everything instead of using their brains.

Even if her only problem is her bad skin, is that her fault? Pesin wein short or ugly pesin, na their fault? Nor be so God create them??

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Romance / Re: Some nairalands are kids by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 11:01pm On Aug 20, 2021
BonPatrick:
I was working in library a friend told me she saw my girlfriend inside school and she didn't tell me she was coming inside school and she left I called her and pretend that I saw her inside school and was calling her she didn't turn she said she is outside school going to Enugu by 5pm with her roommate. I got Angry why didn't she tell me earlier so I will know she said they are going for visitation that she will be coming back on Sunday. I was very Angry and ended the call. I call her around 7pm she has switched off her phone uptill this moment her phone was off and I saw her last seen on Facebook 1hour ago. I am crying since I don't know what to do. Please what do you suggest I do please?

You are a complete idiot. I hardly insult anybody here but I had to make an exception. A complete slowpoke you are. Look at your moronic write up? Go and get a life. Imagine!? If a female shows any sign of messing up, you MOVE ON. She should be the one writing, crying and confused asking what to do. NOT YOU.

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Romance / Re: Apostle Johnson Suleiman Slept With Me, Gave Me N500K - Lady Confesses (video) by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 10:43pm On Aug 20, 2021
Starpost:
Apostle Johnson Suleiman Slept With Me, Gave Me N500K - Lady Confesses (Video)


The founder and general Overseers of Omegas fire minister hit another Scandal as a lady publicly posted a video footage, making Confession that Johnson Suleman slept with her while she was doing hook up, she Disclose that she does not want to go to hell fire that is why she making the Confesses.

According to her Narration: Good day my fellow Nigerians I have a confession to make, on the 20th of November, Linda client made an arrangement that we were going to Lagos, to meet her sister friend, a family friend going to america, it was supposed to be a hook up, when we got to the Hotel, I can't really remember the name of the hotel before I came to meet her, when I got there the pastor came to the room, when the person came in to the room I did recognize the person, bit I was not sure who the person Was, but the face was familiar, it was supposed to be a quick Relations, then I was asked to get into the room to meet the person, when I got him we had intercourse together, afterwards he gave me his number with a sum of 500k.




However, her Narration continue, she then Reveals that her purpose of making the Confession is that she is not Born again and do not want to miss heaven after her baptism.


Watch Video Below:

https://www.yabapost.com.ng/2021/08/apostle-johnson-suleiman-slept-with-me.html?m=1




He overpaid her by about N490k.
Romance / Re: I Just Discovered That All The Young Men In My Compound Has Slept With My Wife by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 8:29pm On Aug 20, 2021
koyen:
Source: https://knowefritin.com/2021/03/i-am-devastated-i-just-discovered-that-all-the-young-men-in-my-compound-has-slept-with-my-wife-angry-man-shares.html - A Confirmed True Life Story

I am very angry but let me try and share this my story. I married this woman about 3 years ago and we have a lovely daughter.

I am a business man but my business is not very big yet so for now we live in a room and parlor apartment in Lagos and funny enough the house is full of boys. Young boys that have not gotten married yet. Out of about 9 tenants only 2 of us are married, the rest are young guys living alone or with their girl friend.

To cut the story short, my wife is very beautiful and good looking with nice legs, these were the attractive things I saw in her that attracted me. I loved her so much but I observed that she was so free with these guys and to be frank I saw it as just neighbour to neighbour relationship. I felt it was good to relate with your neighbours well.

To be sincere I have never denied her anything but of recent the story changed. Few days ago I passed by the window of one of these guys and I guess they were playing game together when I over-heard them talking about my wife, I decided to slowly pause. I over-head them describing her private part, one of them was boasting about how he had the bigger share and the others said he is lying so he proved them wrong by telling them the color of the pant she was wearing that day.

I recorded the conversation in my phone and after I slowly walked away with my heart beating like a lion as if I will collapse. The guy was correct, that was exactly what she wore as undies that day. I knew I was finished, I knew it was the end of the world for me, no wonder these guys never respected me.

I waited for my wife to return from work then I took a cutlass and dragged her to one of the boys room. Told him to call the other boys else I would cut off his head, I had my married neighbour beside me and 2 of my friends so I was ready for anything.

That evening everyone in the compound came out including the boys, my wife kept denying and swearing that nothing happened then I brought out the recording and played for everyone to hear. The boys ran away faster than I could lay hands on any of them and then my wife started crying. She had slept with everyone of them each and more than once. So I can actually conclude that I married a prostitute.

She said it was the devil, that they lured her and set her up. My question was why wont you tell me if they set you up. Well, to avoid killing her because I was almost macheting her, people took her away from me and told her to stay somewhere else for now till am calm. This thing is very painful.

Source: https://knowefritin.com/2021/03/i-am-devastated-i-just-discovered-that-all-the-young-men-in-my-compound-has-slept-with-my-wife-angry-man-shares.html - A Confirmed True Life Story

Yep, back in the day when I was in my teens. I used to visit a certain place almost every evening to smoke. It was troubling times for me, my dad and I didn't see eye to eye and I had been expelled from school. My life was in a downward spiral and I sought solace in the herb. It was the high point of my day, leaving the security of our gated compound and meandering inconspicuously through the back streets to this place once it started getting dark outside.

Anyway, anybody who has visited these type of places know that you meet all sort of weird characters there with weirder stories, and there was some sort of comradeship amongst herb smokers. However there's a story that stood out for me. It was this guy who said he was a cook in the government house or somewhere like that. He told us about his ex girlfriend. Said she was his soul mate especially as she was also a herb smoker. Said they did everything together, even shyte together, I guess that was his own way of expressing how close they were. Unbeknownst to him, all the young men in the compound where he lived had banged her. The way he told this story, I felt it in my heart, or probably it was the herb because, I swear, that shyte was good. Anyway that's it. This story above could be true.
Romance / Re: 1 Year After Smoking With The Bible, See How Nollywood Actress Etinosa Looks Now by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 10:08am On Aug 19, 2021
trendinggist909:
Etinosa Idemudia is popularly known for her comedy skits, which she usually shares on her Instagram channel. The skits enjoyed rave reviews, bringing her relative success in the Nigerian entertainment industry.

In 2019, Nigerian actress Idemudia Etinosa caused a stir in social media after a live video of her smoking weed and using the Bible as an ashtray, which she also stated that the Bible is a scam, went viral in the internet.

She quoted a small portion of the Bible (Proverb 22: 6), labelling it as scam after she slammed the verse is not working on her.

Although, she got a lot of unpleasant reactions from people concerning what she did with the Bible. Even some said to her that she can never try that with the Qur’an and go scot free.

SEE HOW THE ACTRESS NOW LOOK HERE: https://toktok9ja.com/one-year-after-smoking-with-the-bible-see-how-nollywood-actress-etinosa-idemudia-look/

Dem don gee am belle
Family / Re: Do You Know This Man? He's My Father. by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 8:32am On Aug 19, 2021
Doradorwa:
Good evening everyone

The man in the photo below is my father. I don't know him, perhaps he knows me I can not say. I was separate from him when I was 7 months. Lately im having the urge to know him more... He and my mother are divorced and my mom has been blocking every means for me to meet him. I just want to know him.

I've tried facebook, added almost everyone with Nwafor as their surname. That's why I decided to try NL.

He's from Nnewi, and his name is Nwafor Azubike, that all I know about him. And that photo is the only one I have.

Pls help me check in case you know him...... Thanks so much

My dear be gentle with your mum.

Whatever the reason for your dad not being in your life (your mum's fault or your dad's fault), it must have been an extremely traumatic experience for her. No well adjusted human being will want to have anything to do with any person, place or situation that gave them trauma and heartbreak in the past. It's self preservation. Tracing your dad is something that you might have to do by yourself, starting with where he worked and lived in Edo.

However, I must advice you to keep an open mind and thread carefully. So many people have idolised an absent mum or dad throughout their life, only to be bitterly disappointed and heartbroken with what they eventually discover.

Keep an open mind and accept whatever you see.

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Health / Re: Policeman, Wife, Five Children Found Dead In Osun Community by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 1:10pm On Aug 18, 2021

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Talibans Vow To Impose Islamic Law Worldwide by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 12:29pm On Aug 17, 2021
richmond500:
Wetin concern me and religion?

If u force me to accept Sharia, I will accept,

If u force me to accept christianity, I will accept as long as I can keep my life and ur laws doesn't defy norms. I no deh carry religion for head like extremist, just allow me to go about my normal life.

My problem be say no force me to carry kettle wash prick or pray 7times a day or start to deh do suicide bombing

Or 3 kettles for people like me grin

Humour relieves stress cheesy
Politics / Re: 2023 Presidency: Buhari’s Associates Search For Southern ‘legacy’ Candidate by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 11:52am On Aug 16, 2021
10mobile:
grin For those who are lazy to read the book, this is the biggest truth said in it:


Mr Summarizer. Carry go grin
Romance / Re: Can A Prostitute Be A Good Wife by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 11:42am On Aug 16, 2021
DanielAlhassan:
Sorry for asking this question

Can a Prostitute Become a good wife and Stay Faithful in a relationship?

I guess the greatest concern here is that if things become really financially hard, she might resort to prostitution to earn money.

Second concern is that she probably had gotten used to regular (if not daily) se.x, with variety of gbola / expertise, so her body might begin to miss such action when faced with "everyday same p.enis"

.....also the husband might become unnecessarily suspicious and paranoid whenever he see her talking to a strange man, or if she stays out too long or if she doesn't come back when she's supposed to.

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Romance / Re: ... by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 5:26pm On Aug 15, 2021
dacblogger:

Ya

Then one has to establish how many of that number were normal relationships. Its easy for someone to fall into a habit of carying oloshos or visiting where houses where one can easily build up a body count of 100 within months.
Politics / Re: Nigeria Going Back To 1980 – Sanusi by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 8:37am On Aug 15, 2021
Hmmm

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Romance / Re: Nigerians Urge Boy To Commit Suicide To Reduce Population by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 8:24am On Aug 15, 2021
LoveFayfay:
Sometimes, you just have to use reverse psychology to deal with stubborn headass. #ifyouknowyouknow

Na lie o!

Nothing like reverse psychology here. Nigeria's current situation has turned everyone's head inside out.
Romance / Re: ... by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 8:19am On Aug 15, 2021
dacblogger:
How will you feel when a guy tells you he slept with over a 100 girls nd he is just 37 undecided undecided undecided

Does this include oloshos?
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Refused Me See Her Breast by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 8:18am On Aug 15, 2021
No smoke without fire

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Politics / Re: 40 Years After, Nigeria Going Back To What It Was In 1980 ― Sanusi by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 8:17am On Aug 15, 2021
Hmm

Celebrities / Re: Moyo Lawal Threaten To Jump Almost Naked If Her Fans Didn't Buy Her House Or Car by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 8:14am On Aug 15, 2021
Make una nor vex.

Country hard grin
Romance / Re: Has a girl ever tried to scam you with sex? Share your story... by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 8:12am On Aug 15, 2021
Zoly:
Has a girl ever tried to scam you with sex? Share your story...

Here's is my friend's own:

Things dey happen ooo! Chai!
Make I gist una small on wetin dey happen for my side...

My guy wey be say e get one girl wey dey eye am, and also dey pressure am these days... But my guy no send am.
Some days later, the girl came our side come dey act romantically around him.. my guy wan resist her on top say her moves dey suspicious, she dey desperate for him.

But he come agree to the game. But then, condom no dey, he come ask me for it, as a single guy, me self no get. Na im babe tell am say he fit enter raw, ha! Fear come catch my guy and he wan jakpa, he no wan do again... On top say she dey desperate for the action, now she come tell am say make they do am raw. My guy no gree do again for that day!

Now here na the main wahala, the girl later come again, and again, she started to dey pursue my guy romantically say she like am, and she wan do the DO. but my guy na sharp guy and he no gree at all at all because babe dey suspicious and desperate. In fact, na me tell my guy make e dey careful over the issue.

Now the main the main wahala be say, babe don carry belle tey tey, and e wan put my guy for trouble.

E be like say babe no know who give am belle sef, maybe she get multiple boyfriends.

Wahala dey ooo!

As I dey type this now, me and my guy dey celebrate say e no gree do the DO for that night.
Things dey happen shaaa....

SHARE YOUR STORY.

Hmmm

Romance / Re: Is My Girlfriend Possessed? by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 8:09am On Aug 15, 2021
samuelson06:
Once she's deeply angry /sad, she talks like someone that is possess with the demon of talking. And she does it with tears. I had to slap her because of that. She's been talking and crying since 12 midnight till now. I seem to be lost.

Maybe she's expecting me to start begging and petting her but I'm not ready for that. She's talking about all the wrongs I've done to her since we met but ignoring what led to our misunderstanding.

Can I live with this kind of human being in the same house as a wife? The more she keeps talking, the more I'm getting angry. She's vomiting all my records of wrong since we met.

Is this normal? How can I handle this nature of human being?

She's not getting the right reaction from you, so she's going all out to force the issue.

Either that or she suffers from depression. sad

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Romance / Re: Woman Enters Guinness Book For Having The Largest Natural Br3ast In The World by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 8:03am On Aug 15, 2021
TarOrfeeek:


How many breasts does she have?

Because I am seeing 3.


The belly is playing a supporting role for the breasts grin

That's what I call teamwork grin grin
Romance / Re: Purpose Of Dick Slapping by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 8:00am On Aug 15, 2021
Hollicom:
Hey fellas,

Please what’s the purpose of the dick slapping on top of the pussy before sex? Does it mean, it deleted previous settings? Cos I am not understanding....�

It's to mark out your territory and assert the dominance of the dick over the pvssy grin

Kpa kpa kpa, na me dey hia! grin grin

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Education / Re: 8 Ways To Identify An Introvert by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 7:59am On Aug 15, 2021
AfriNotesNEWS:
8 Ways to identify an introvert go here https://afrinotes.com/8-ways-to-identify-an-introvert/, they say a man is a social animal and thus is expected to have a cordial relationship with his counterparts and his environment, but in the case of an introvert:



click here https://afrinotes.com/8-ways-to-identify-an-introvert/ to read more

Leave matter.

Sometimes sustained poverty will forcibly turn extrovert into introvert, especially the Nigerian type of poverty with "pepper dem" people everywhere.

I say leave matter.
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: I Am Attracted To Cross - Angel Tells Biggie by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 5:58pm On Aug 13, 2021
anyimontana:
U never marry, breast don retire

Breast never retire. Na her shape of breast be that - Teardrop

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Celebrities / Re: Justin Bieber Thanks Wizkid For Putting Him On Essence Remix by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 4:38pm On Aug 13, 2021
TheWolfen:
All these davido fans/ WizKid haters sef undecided


I love some Davido songs and I love some Wizkid songs. Dazzall. They don't pay anybody to be team this or that, and I don't have time for shyte like that.

Fact is, Tems killed that song rhythmically and lyrically. That's the standout part of the song. That's the part that everyone does covers to on social media.

Nor vex, na Oluwa.
Celebrities / Re: Justin Bieber Thanks Wizkid For Putting Him On Essence Remix by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 11:16am On Aug 13, 2021
Waakanda:
This is a huge step forward for Wizzy and Tems cheesy

That song is all about Tems my dear.

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Car Talk / Re: Nigeria Hub Of Stolen Vehicles - Zainab Ahmed by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 10:16am On Aug 13, 2021
Xscape1993:
What a country rule by unfortunate people!

Foreign criminals will always exploit a lawless and careless country. Eastern European criminal gangs, and their Nigerian collaborators, are having a field day shipping stolen cars from Western Europe to Nigeria. In the UK the police can download your entire accurate life history from your number plate using their on-board vehicle computer, while following you behind.

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Music/Radio / Re: Download Essence Remix By Wizkid Ft. Justin Bieber & Tems MP3 Audio by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 5:52am On Aug 13, 2021
Lagbaja88:
Do not click. The mumu just wants to draw traffic. No audio there

More like Tems ft Wizkid. Whatever Wizkid did on that song is forgettable. It's Tems vocal arrangement that is turning heads. She should try not to mumble too much though.

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Politics / Re: Ali Yakubu Numan Jailed 30 Months For Calling Fintiri ‘Father Of All Thieves' by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 4:05pm On Aug 12, 2021
Ali baba

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Indonesian Army Ends 'Two-Finger' Virginity Tests On Female Recruits by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 3:51pm On Aug 12, 2021
Elove1:
In Nigeria we need big cucumber for the test ..if the cucumber enter without difficulty, then u cannot enter into our military

Some girls will quote me, girl that their v are no longer at ease will definitely attack me

You mean this type?

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Romance / Re: . by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 3:26pm On Aug 12, 2021
Naijanascam:





Only the cap please....... hahahaha abeg which cap?

Only baaad girls get answers for that question.

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