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Crime / Re: Billionaire Doyin Group Chairman, Samuel Adedoyin’s Grandson Commits Suicide by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 1:33pm On Jun 24, 2021
InfoNow:
These are not the best of times for famous billionaire and chairman of Doyin Group of Companies, Prince Samuel Adedoyin, as one of his grandsons, Subomi Olabayo, on Tuesday, committed suicide.

The 28-year-old Subomi is the son of Lola Olabayo, a daughter of Prince Adedoyin and Managing Director of Royals Fast Food, Ilorin.

According to First Weekly, the body of Subomi was reportedly discovered around 5pm in the backyard of their Ilorin residence, while he was said to have left the house around 11am.

Sources close to the family revealed that Subomi had been depressed for sometime and ...

READ MORE: https://witnessngr.com/billionaire-doyin-group-chairman-samuel-adedoyins-grandson-commits-suicide/

Depression is not fully understood in Nigeria. Mental illness is not fully understood in Nigeria. They will be taking people for prayer etc, saying that its somebody doing it.

Even a lot of our so called leaders are mentally unbalanced and will be sectioned and locked up in a saner country
Sports / Re: Manchester United Agree To Pay Jadon Sancho’s £77 Million Asking Price by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 6:55am On Jun 24, 2021
Amuluonyenaego:
These guys are really cashing out in this football thing.

When you organise your country, organise your system and organise your government based on reality where everyone has a say and everyone is included, where economic and financial considerations are paramount, people and organisations within that country will cash out big time. They don't need to have political relevance or government connections. The opportunities are there for anyone with entrepreneurial abilities, creative acumen and willing to work hard.

When you organise your country based on stone age religious and ethnic sentiments, then you have a shit hole with fantastic poverty, fantastic crime, fantastic insecurity, fantastic corruption, fantastic insanity and fantastic of everything negative under the sun. Here you need to be politically relevant and connected to government to prosper.

Your choice. Your destiny

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Crime / Re: NNPC, EFCC, DSS, Others Partner To Go After Oil Thieves, Smugglers by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 6:04am On Jun 24, 2021
[quote author=valentineuwakwe post=103027480

Source: https://dailypost.ng/2021/06/23/nnpc-efcc-dss-others-go-after-oil-thieves-smugglers/[/quote]

I know for a FACT that the big crude oil smugglers work with the military (Army/Navy) to conduct their business. This is a largely untouchable and very deadly cartel. They once got a GOC in Warri relocated because he was not cooperating well.

Therefore all this noise is audio. They will probably go after some inconsequential small fry and use them as example.

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Politics / Re: Security Agents Are Colluding With Bandits - Gumi by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 3:31pm On Jun 23, 2021
PAGE 2 RULES cool

Na today??
Romance / Re: This Is The Kind of Girl Most Nigerian Guys Want. by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 1:15pm On Jun 23, 2021
Infolenka:
This is the kind of female body most Nigerian guys want.

I've been carrying out a long term research on Nairaland for over a year. I've posted different pictures of different types of women and read multiple responses from different men. I've come to realize that on the average there is a type of female body majority of men want and I scoured Instagram and found a girl that fits this description.

The key word that suits this girl is Moderate, but on the plus side of moderate

Ass is big but not too big
Boobs is big but not too big.
She's has curves but they aren't too much
She's average height
No fat arms
Thighs are thick but not too thick
Flat tummy.

Body wey go scatter after one or two children? By then there will be no much difference between her and the women with what you might consider to be not hot body wise. Everyone will be reset to grassroots after children.

Wetin you go come do by then?

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Romance / Re: Small Pennis Wahala by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 9:21pm On Jun 22, 2021
ChoCho54:
Don't worry. Rub am oyel

Oyel dey make something too much freewheel. E nor good like that nah. You suppose know. grin
Romance / Re: Small Pennis Wahala by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 6:47pm On Jun 22, 2021
ChoCho54:
Yes! Otu scissors!!!
Go beyond the cap and sorry is your name. kiss

In some situations, I can manage only cap. But the cap is fantastically huge. grin
Celebrities / Re: Sad Reality About Wizkid Abuja Coming Vs Davido Abuja Coming (photo) by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 4:30pm On Jun 22, 2021
HitlerGaddafi:

Which rest of the world? undecided

Actually on a more serious note.

I'm actually quite baffled as to why afrobeats had not been able to penetrate popular charts worldwide? When it was the time for Jamaican dance hall music, they where regularly in the top ten charts from uk to Europe to North America and Australia. With people like Shaggy, Sean Paul, elephant man, Wayne wonder etc. They were competing directly with rap/hip hop and not being given their own special "world" or "African" category for token awards.

It's very puzzling. Especially now that charts are compiled from streams and downloads.
Romance / Re: My Fiance Is Pregnant After Our First Ever Sex. by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 4:15pm On Jun 22, 2021
FreeSpirited:
Raw dey sweet....
Banging another man's woman raw in a hard kpanshing while she moans loud is like drug..
.

Make I help you finish the yarn.

Raw dey sweet....
Banging another man's woman raw in a hard kpanshing while she moans loud is like drug..that brings hiv, gonorrhoea, syphilis etc.


Mumu. Your preeq go soon fall commot.

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Romance / Re: Small Pennis Wahala by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 3:51pm On Jun 22, 2021
ChoCho54:
Penis Wahala!

E nor consain me.

You be scissors girl ni?
Politics / Re: Osinbajo: Those Waiting For Nigeria To Break Will Be Sorely Disappointed by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 7:01am On Jun 22, 2021
TheRareGem1:

https://www.channelstv.com/2021/06/21/those-waiting-for-nigeria-to-break-will-be-sorely-disappointed-osinbajo/

He is very correct.

Without size, Nigeria is nothing. Absolutely nothing. Even the success of our musicians in Africa is based on the clout and hyping by our massive population home and abroad. Our standing in Africa is based on size.

The significance of crude oil in world finance is alarmingly dwindling. North America has more than enough crude oil from shale. Western countries are seriously pursuing renewable green energy and in Australia a whole region (Tasmania) has 100% renewable electricity. The UK has outlawed petrol and diesel cars from 2030.

Crude oil will be just like coal in about 20 or 30 years and our leaders have no viable plans for its replacement. We are still borrowing and investing billions in an apparently failing business, soon to go extint? Just because certain leaders and their business associates will make billions from contracts and kickbacks?

So you can see, our size is everything. Without size, nothing remain again. That's why they'll fight to the death to keep that size. Biafran and Oduduwa movement does not have FULL backing from their indigenous population, neither are they working together to create a viable force.

FG is now busy showing force in the North and bombing bandits and ISWAP locations. What do you think will happen after they have ticked the box to say that they have spoken "strong military language" in the North? They will move down south and bomb SE after which Oduduwa agitators will just keep quiet
Politics / Re: FG Has Spent $5bn In Fighting Poverty – Sadiya Farouq by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 3:02pm On Jun 21, 2021
valentineuwakwe:


Source: https://dailypost.ng/?p=890348

$5b!!

Maybe she meant N5b

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Family / Re: Tie Your Manhood With Rope If You Are Not Ready To Take Care Of A Child - Man by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 1:25pm On Jun 21, 2021
Bola146:
Bitter truth grin grin Father of 4 children here are still looking for side chick cheesy cheesy cheesy

U nor know say everyday same tohToh dey dull man preeq?
Nairaland / General / Re: I Love Seeing Graphic Images, Am I Normal? by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 11:28am On Jun 21, 2021
Indomixx:
Hello guys
I've noticed over time that I'm a huge fan of graphic images. Anytime I see a post on nairaland where "graphic image" is, I rush to view it so I can see the graphic images. Those bandit stories where people are killed, bomb blasts involving dead victims actually thrill me, even accident scenes where people died . I don't know if something is wrong or I'm possesed. I need help, I don't think it's normal.

You need to join Buhari's team then. You wouldn't be out of place there.

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Shows Off Wads Of Cash, Hangs Out With Wande Coal As He Storms Lagos by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 8:22pm On Jun 20, 2021
Sleekfingers:




WC = water closet

wAnDe CoAl
Crime / Re: See The Face Of The Fraudster Who Scammed Nigerians Of N120 Billion by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 11:21am On Jun 20, 2021
udede:
You see any man with that style of hair cut ? Fear them

Vory vory wocked people!

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Romance / Re: Video Of Yoruba Man Feeding His 5 pet Tigers In His Backyard Goes Viral by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 11:20am On Jun 20, 2021
Naijanewss9:
This man was feeding his 5 pet tigers in his backyard.

He shared the video online.

Check out the video link below :


http://naijanews.iceiy.com/man-feeds-pet-tigers-in-backyard

The man sho knows what he's doing. No grazing on his back yard grin
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Shows Off Wads Of Cash, Hangs Out With Wande Coal As He Storms Lagos by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 11:17am On Jun 20, 2021
WriterNig:
Popular musician, Wizkid a.k.a Big Wiz is currently in Lagos State, Nigeria and enjoying the night life.

The Grammy winner in his latest Instagram Post can be seen showing off wads of cash while smoking with friends.

Wizkid who stormed the club with the likes of Wande Coal and other co-artistes was seen dancing to music in the club while holding a drink.

@Wizkid posted;





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YShO0gL5A-w


Cc Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Seun

Korrect guy!

But is WC still hitting that crack pipe?
Politics / Re: Restructuring: I Won’t Cede Power To Those Who Didn't Win Elections - Buhari by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 10:14am On Jun 20, 2021
BigSarah:
Probably his main message is he won’t cede power.... I’m sure majority of Nigerians would be happy with that since it means more Trains!!! That’s all that matters trains.

YESSSSS

GIVE US MORE TRAINSSSSS

WE WANT MORE TRAINSSSSS

TRAINSSSS OR DIE....

but not for the 5% aka dot_ circle

Crime / Re: Police Arrest Mike Omoruyi, Nollywood Producer With Guns In Delta (Photo) by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 10:02am On Jun 20, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Isoright
Hired it from one chief

Na so all these chief them dey get many weapons

Abeg epp me ask?

Na de same way real show guys go still rent ammunition from the chief for criminal operation. That chief is suspect.
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze: Women Dress Themselves To Compete With Other Women & Not For Men by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 4:49pm On Jun 19, 2021
Starzo:

shut the fvck up...I guess men of God are the reason the country is in such terrible state and why your life is the way it is.
Your hatred will consume you

I just stated a fact here. I did not insult or name call.

Simple fact.

In fact, those insecure women are even giving the pastors the pvssy for free sef. Throwing their whorish selves at them. Pastor go just chop obonge sumtin clean mouth cool

I don't blame the women though. See swag nah...

Politics / Re: Infrastructure: I Don't Know Why Abia Takes Last In Everything — Udensi by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 2:54pm On Jun 19, 2021
Metrix147:

https://abntv.com.ng/2021/06/infrastructure-i-dont-know-why-abia-takes-last-in-everything-udensi/

Obviously

In a chat with ABN TV, he highlighted that almost at the states in the South East, including Bayelsa state have airports, saying Abia is nowhere near it equals in infrastructure.

Is the bolded reason for FP?

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Politics / Re: FG To Begin Rehabilitation On Part Of Enugu-Onitsha Expressway by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 2:35pm On Jun 19, 2021

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Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze: Women Dress Themselves To Compete With Other Women & Not For Men by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 12:42pm On Jun 19, 2021
ebukajay184:
Daddy Freeze: Women Don't Beautify Themselves For Men But Do It To Compete With Other Women

Daddy Freeze has said that women do not beautify themselves for men but do it because they are in competition with other women, IgbereTV reports.

He said he has observed that most men, himself included, do not care much to see women in professional makeup, artificial lashes and the likes.

He added that despite the fact that "most men either don't like these things or can't be bothered", women still do them.

He concluded that this is because women don't do these things for men, rather, they do it because they are in competition with other women.

He wrote on his Instagram handle;


https://www.instagram.com/p/CQRJJgptCdE/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Actress, Uche Elendu and Blessing Okoro made comments on his post. See below.

1000% correct!

Women can be very unnecessarily insecure and competitive sometimes, especially amongst themselves. It's this flaw that some men (including men of God, spiritualists and herbalist) exploit to sleep with women that are supposed to be intelligent, God fearing or financially/socially secure.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Advice To Unemployed Graduates by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 9:06pm On Jun 18, 2021
yungdynho:
[i]Dear Unemployed Graduates,[/I]
Pick your CV today. Call your referees numbers.

Pretend to be an employer and hear the good/bad they have to say about you.

They might just be the reasons employers don't call you back after a great interview.

This life is very deep

You don go shit for church?

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Politics / Re: Timi Frank Congratulates Udofia On His Birthday, Calls Him A Visionary Leader by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 8:28pm On Jun 18, 2021
MrSamsung:
Rich guy but fvckingly silent.

Na so PH brought ups dey be. You'd be amazed at the number of PH brought up billionaires around

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Politics / Re: See What Governor Yahaya Bello Has Turned FFK To (Photo) by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 7:24pm On Jun 18, 2021
neighbourhud:
Just passing

Thyck ass m.ilf

Politics / Re: See What Governor Yahaya Bello Has Turned FFK To (Photo) by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 7:19pm On Jun 18, 2021
Wiseandtrue:
Is Fani Kayode a coach

An APC member

An executive on a tour

Bodyguard

I don't understand undecided


Man wey dey hustle financial reinforcement for stomach infrastructure can be anything you want him to be grin

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Politics / Re: Niger Delta Militants Vow To Take 10 Fulani Lives For Every Life Killed In Delta by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 8:07pm On Jun 14, 2021
OssyMalik:
Fulani terrorists oya over to you.....

Oyel dey ya head.

Oya take this picture join

Politics / Re: Amaechi: 'I Am Not Aware That I Suspended Hadiza Bala Usman' by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 8:01pm On Jun 14, 2021
Really?

What is this man sniffing

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Politics / Re: ISWAP Releases Aid Workers, Others, After Negotiations by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 7:57pm On Jun 14, 2021
Negotiate?

They have been spoken to in a language that they understand $$$$$$$
grin

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Health / Re: Residents Seek Help For Unconscious Woman Under Jibowu Bridge In Lagos (Photos) by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 3:09pm On Jun 13, 2021
sinkhole:
This is the reason why some people will always stay away from helping other!
Which will you prefer:
1) the woman striped and run naked on the street
2) the woman striped and a good Samaritan (man or woman) quickly looked for cloth, pinned her down and forcefully put a cloth on her.
Please, which will you prefer?

Please cover the woman and guard her till help comes. Which one is "pin her down and forcefully put cloth on her"? Can't you even see how that sounds?

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