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Politics / Re: Farooq Kperogi: Why APC Politicians Are Terrified By E-Transmission Of Votes by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 7:38am On Jul 17, 2021
I dey come
Romance / Re: Guys Don't Marry A Virgin If You Want A Lasting Marriage. by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 6:23am On Jul 17, 2021
legendgalas:
Hello guys, as a lady i have come to a conclusion that virgin marriage don't last due to some reasons.
If as a man, your libido is high and your wife was a virgin before marriage, then there is 70-80% possiblity that you guys will not be compactable during love making. Men are s*x object not women. If you as a man feels less s*x in the home, there is every hance of having hookups here and there.
This is why it is 100% right to know your sex lives before saying i do in church.

The truth is bitter but it must be said

Being a virgin or not has nothing to do with libido. Females remain virgins for different reasons; family pressure, religion, personal conviction, promise. Some virgins with high libido have done every single thing sexually (even a.nal) but no va.ginal penetration. Some people just have higher self control. Some people don't, just small fingering and there are opening everything down for you to ram it in.

In conclusion a female being a virgin does not mean that she has low libido, more likely that she's strong willed with high level of self control, and knows how to avoid ending up in situations where she can be raped, leading to stories that touch.

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Investment / Re: Ogah Seeks South Korea's Collaboration To Develop Nigerian Mining Sector by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 5:03am On Jul 17, 2021
Metrix147:


https://abntv.com.ng/2021/07/ogah-seeks-republic-of-koreas-collaboration-to-develop-nigerian-mining-sector-photos/

Solid minerals mining in Nigeria is largely unregulated, from Zamfara to Ijero to Lokpaukwu. Companies just go to Abuja and arrange one kind license, then they make arrangements with the local community and then start mining. Extracts are then exported. FG is wholly unaware and unbothered about what is going on.
Romance / Re: See The Text Message An 18 Year Old Girl Sent Me by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 4:58am On Jul 17, 2021
alaribe1992:
Just packed in new to a location in Owerri, was going out to buy something one day and saw this curvaceous 18 year old damsel , I stopped her and talked with her, next two days she came around and we spent romantic time but I no enter. Just today babe don Dey catch feelings wey I never even tell her anything

Why post it here then? Doesn't make sense to me, and anything that doesn't make sense to me is suspicious, and anything that is suspicious should be avoided - stylishly left number and all.

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Celebrities / Re: See How Davido, Odumeje And Zubby Michael Shutdown Oba At Obi Cubana Mothers Bur by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 4:05am On Jul 17, 2021
Foreign Affairs / Re: Chinese Military Shows Off It's Deadly, Robot Attack-And-Destroy Sharks by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 7:45am On Jul 16, 2021
ArchitriaWorks:
Na wa o. Now you'll be swimming jejely and when you see a shark coming towards you, you won't now know which one is coming, whether the one that will bite you or blow you up.

Both scenarios na lost cause o.
Romance / Re: What Makes A Relationship Healthy? by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 10:57pm On Jul 15, 2021
LoveTalk:
Hello Cuties and Fellas!

If you have or want a romantic relationship, you probably want a healthy one, right?

You would also agree with me that all romantic relationships go through ups and downs but some are still healthy and people are proud of it.

Some people are afraid of entering into another relationship due to their experiences while some are seriously craving for one.

I want us to discuss this question greatly as it will be of help to upcoming lovers and those in romantic relationships already.

What makes a relationship healthy?

Please share your views with us. We want to learn.


- Absence of unnecessary drama
- No unreasonable expectations
- Courage to be as open and truthful with each other
- Mutual respect and consideration
Celebrities / Re: Diamond Platnumz Acquires The 2021 Rolls Royce Cullinan Black Badge Worth $500k by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 6:50pm On Jul 15, 2021
pocohantas:
This guy is good! A lot of these musicians from other African countries are really good, but I think Nigeria has more market and swag so we still beat them. Not forgetting language barrier, they mostly sing in their local languages.

I love his song with Omarion- African Beauty.

What does that even mean?

What I know that Nigerians are plenty. We full everywhere with huge Internet presence too. Make a lot of noise and hype. Also, if this guy like make him sing like Michael Jackson, Nigerians will always prefer their own because they can relate more to them.

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Sports / Re: Messi Agrees To New Five-year Barcelona Contract, To Take 50% Wage Cut by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 10:57am On Jul 15, 2021
Shuzzi:


https://www.goal.com/en/news/messi-to-sign-new-five-year-barcelona-contract-take/dz8dypsg8pkw1dc2jhwmy2nya

Retirement contract. After this, probably mega million contract in China or USA
Politics / Re: Okonjo-iweala: My Life Threatened For Saving Nigeria $3.6bn From Ghost Workers by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 10:22am On Jul 15, 2021
Wickedfact:


Please, stop using Tinubu in your moniker to spew such rubbish. You are too daft to be using Tinubu in your moniker. Your foolishness is a constant source of embarrassment.

The same thought crossed my mind yesterday. I am not a Tinubu supporter but I wonder why he is using Tinubu's name to spew unhinged often ethnically bias thrash as if those deranged ideas are shared by Tinubu.

I think steps should be taken to dissociate for future sake.
Education / Re: How Artists Of The Past Imagined The 20's by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 9:47am On Jul 15, 2021
Nice topic smiley

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Business / Re: Sallah 2021: The Prices Of Rams At A Market In Ile-Ife Osun State (Photos) by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 9:44am On Jul 15, 2021
micronut:
I visited a local Ram market at Ile-Ife town in Osun State, South West Nigeria today on the request of a brother to help get ram for his aged mother and I sampled the market by asking for prices of most rams from the buyers.

Average cost of fair rams in size cost between N65,000 to N150,000. Most sellers are reluctant to give prices of most rams, you only point to the one you want and they give you price, especially the Northern sellers (Mallam)

To get a good ram, with good size and meat, one needs at least N100,000.

First & Second Picture are N110,000
The third picture are N65,000.

See the video to see their real sizes and prices of many others.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rxalJgqDZ4

Our Muslim billionaires nor dey do Ram giveaway?
Health / Re: 25 Shockingly Rare, Strange Body Features That Are Hard To Find (Photos) by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 9:42am On Jul 15, 2021
Psoul:


That thump will only bend dat way if you have bn constantly using it to massage women clit.


https://www.nairaland.com/attachments/13855972_20210714190548_jpeg66f510fd53f89f5ff863e525c8f8c198

Badt guy cool
Health / Re: 25 Shockingly Rare, Strange Body Features That Are Hard To Find (Photos) by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 9:41am On Jul 15, 2021
Blesyn22:



Almost every male has a thumb like that

That's what I thought until I showed people.

See a better image.

Health / Re: 25 Shockingly Rare, Strange Body Features That Are Hard To Find (Photos) by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 7:07pm On Jul 14, 2021
Is this normal?

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Sports / Re: Chiellini Claims He Put A CURSE On Saka Before He Missed The Decisive Penalty by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 6:51pm On Jul 14, 2021

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Crime / Re: Usifo Ataga: More Suspects Arrested In Super TV Boss' Murder by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 6:48pm On Jul 14, 2021
ijustdey:


https://punchng.com/breaking-more-suspects-arrested-in-supertv-boss-atagas-murder-police/

Hmmm

Dem go soon begin use dis babe to ensnare political opponents. Perhaps that is the deal she has been given to spare her life.
Celebrities / Re: Mimi Orjiekwe Celebrates Her 34th Birthday With Stunning Photos by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 6:44pm On Jul 14, 2021
ebukajay184:
Nollywood Actress Mimi Orjiekwe took to her Instagram handle to celebrate her 34th birthday today July 14, IgbereTV reports.

The mum of one shared stunning new photos from her birthday photoshoot.

One of the photos was captioned;


https://www.instagram.com/p/CRSWDHKMubf/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Hmm

Dem mould am for factory?

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Family / Re: Confession Time - Have You Cheated? by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 1:21am On Jul 14, 2021
praiseneo:
Dem just break my own heart with cheating

I don comot hand for woman matter
Babe libido high pass mine so she cheat

I’m fair
Average height
Earn averagely
Live comfortably
I cute dye
I de romantic
I de caring
I get fear of God
I de calm and reserved
Lastly I get big gbola wey de last 30 mins

Still yet she cheated cry

Not sure if babes are too crazy about yellow guys?

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Travel / Re: See The Tallest Hotel In Port Harcourt: Pictures & Video by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 6:26pm On Jul 13, 2021
nrexzy:


Those building for trans-amadi axis?

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Travel / Re: See The Tallest Hotel In Port Harcourt: Pictures & Video by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 6:23pm On Jul 13, 2021
LaSenior:
grin a replica of Concorde hotel Owerri

Mediocre celebration everywhere

Nah! This was in existence long before Concorde

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Travel / Re: See The Tallest Hotel In Port Harcourt: Pictures & Video by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 6:20pm On Jul 13, 2021
nrexzy:
Tallest hotel abi tallest building.....



Dead presidential

Point block is the tallest building in PH

Powersurge:
Saying we have a long way to go in Nigeria is begging the real situation.

It's one of the oldest hotels in PH, and it's still operating to a reasonable level. I think that's a commendable achievement.

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Sports / Re: Comedian Andrew Lawrence Shows Cancelled After Racist Tweets At England Players. by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 5:32pm On Jul 13, 2021
Holiness2100:


https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/euro-2020/15577024/comedian-andrew-lawrence-cancelled-black-england/amp/

In Nigeria, the dominant group would have defended him to death. They will twist everything and say the backlash was politically motivated, and the venues cancelling his shows were affiliated to opposition. Other lackeys will also be lining up to support the dominant group so that their access to power and money can be maintained.

NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



So it's now a sin to say your mind?
From personal experience, I know no one is more racist than the one who openly criticizes other racists for being racist.

It is not a sin to say your mind but in properly run countries they have laws and rules. If you break it, you pay the price. Also they have societal values almost entirely set and maintained, in the case of the UK, by WHITES. They started the backlash and they own the venues that cancelled the shows. Same way that they were the ones who campaigned for the end to the slave trade in the 19th century while we were still open to selling our people for gunpowder, gin and lace.

NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



We keep shying away from the truth.
Studies in Sociology and Anthropology show that discrimination is a natural social response.
Some of us can not eat in the same plate with a Fura-Dununu-eating Fulani man.

It may be discriminatory, but it's in us. Even in the Bible, (Genesis 30). Laban separated mottled, striped and streaked animals from his flock.

It is a natural instinct to be racist or race-conscious and that's why the half-caste or Lebanese will attract unnecessary attention on the streets in Nigeria.

Discrimination is human nature but one does not have to tolerate it if one is being harmed, affected or disadvantaged by the discrimination from others. This is why there are laws to this effect in properly run countries. Going with your analogy, Hitler was justified in what he did.

NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



It's a shame that fellow blacks have not built a thick skin for racist bashes. I have.
Why should you thrive in a whiteman's land and still demand equality from them.

We are intruders and that's their land. We belong in Africa and the Carribeans hence should relate to their pain because we've gradually recolonized their land.

I'm all for having thick skin for everything, not just abuse. Thick skinned people are usually achievers. Indeed black people in the UK are thick skinned and let a lot slide. Trust me, the people who lead all this backlash are white people, mostly left leaning. And why? Because they have principles and, in a properly run country, everyone is allowed to have their views and push it. The majority view is usually what ends up as laws. The fact that you have anti discrimination laws and anti discrimination campaigns in the UK is because majority WHITE people support it. Majority of black people no send and are not politically or socially active. Na their bele them they find. See our African and Caribbean people in the UK working all the hours (while their kids are starved of parental guidance and end up in gangs etc) so that they can drive big car, wear gold, throw big party and build big house back home. Also remember that black people were transported to the Caribbean. They don't belong there.

NwaAmaikpe:
shocked




Is that not the same reason we're kicking against RUGA in Nigeria?
Simply because we don't want a situation tomorrow where one Abdulkareem Wada is a bonafide indigene of Ideato LGA in Imo state.


The UK government did not buy or force regional or local governments to buy land and install infrastructure so that black people can be settled in holdings. Black people have had or work tooth and nail to obtain a mortgage and buy houses just like any UK citizen

NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

If you relate to this, then you should relate to why a typical English man should be mad that a Bukayo Saka is playing for England.

The least Bukayo shoulda done to show appreciation to England for being there for his parents was to score that damn goal.

Typical English man is not mad at Bukayo for playing for England. A small minority is mad when Bukayo does not perform. When Bukayo wins he's English. When he loses he is an African ni99a.

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Politics / Re: World Renowned Economist Steve Hank Draws New Cartoon For Buhari by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 6:34pm On Jul 12, 2021
SeeThisLoser:
wow !!

Bubu nor send. If you like draw like Picasso or da vinci

Romance / Re: I saw this via Instagram and I decided to post it here by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 6:31pm On Jul 12, 2021
Gunboysavage:
grin grin

Your lungs go don white grin..
joke's

Nothing spoil. Ordinary pineapple get ph level of 4 and we dey swallow that one enter bele.

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Politics / Re: South-West Governors Propose Six Regions, Demand LG Autonomy, Resource Control by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 12:26pm On Jul 12, 2021
bjdon:
All of these are just noise used to deceive the gullible masses. We had 3 regions then 4 in the first republic. There was corruption and strife. We had 12 states. There was corruption and strife. We had 19, then 21 then ....all the way to 36 states. There is still corruption and strife. We have had civilian, military, mix military and civilian, presidential system, parliamentary system....in all these there has been corruption and strife.
When will Nigerians finally understand that the problem is not the system of govt, it is the practitioners of that system. If you have regional autonomy tomorrow, you will still have Tinubu's in the SW, Kalu's in the SE, Ibori's in the SS, Gado Dollar in the NW.... Nothing will change. Untill the rule of law is firmly established in this country nothing will change.

I can't argue with this.
Health / Re: COVID-19 Third Wave, Delta Variant: States Run Out Of Vaccine by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 11:52am On Jul 12, 2021
MakotoShishio:
9,057 Travellers Disappear



https://punchng.com/covid-19-third-wave-states-run-out-of-vaccine-9057-travellers-disappear/

Delta variant my arse! No be INDIAN variant e be? Till today they are still saying South African variant, so why change from Indian Variant to Delta variant? Mtcheww! No be only Delta. What about Alpha and Sigma

Romance / Re: How Ladies Dressed Back In The Day by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 11:46am On Jul 11, 2021
Perfectdanny:
Thats the generation that trained us up. They may look decent but them bad wela

Don't mind them. Coconut cannot fall from apple tree.

No be dem been dey dress like this?

Crime / Re: Man Chokes Girlfriend To Death During S*x by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 8:07am On Jul 11, 2021
Godmother:
Man chokes girlfriend to death during sex.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3Kt4fvfKxI

All these oyinbo girls go put person for trouble. Dem too like weird things. Spanking, gagging asphyxiation, hair pulling, choking, spitting, demeaning insults (that a black girl will just stop and ask you "what did you say?"wink

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Romance / Re: My Whole Life Is In Shambles Right Now by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 8:02am On Jul 11, 2021
Moz22:
We were so cool before distance became a barrier.. the distance was unprecedented but I loved her still, I even loved her more despite the distance but apparently she got disconnected and began to cheat.. she did confess to cheating but I forgave her still but now it seems like she's moved on with the guy she confessed to cheating on me with. I was faultless, loved her to best to my abilities.. apparently my love wasn't enough for her. Below was our conversation this afternoon after months of trying to win her back..

No one likes a clingy person, especially a clingy simping man. If you had pretended like you didn't give a fvck and given her some tough love, this story would have been different. Very very different
Romance / Re: My Pregnant Girlfriend Has Ran Away With The Pregnancy by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 7:58am On Jul 11, 2021
22o62021:
[b] Our patents are aware of the pregnancy.

She traveled home and she told me that she has no money to come back, I sent her #12500. But I was surprised that her number stopped going through and I was restless. After the first day on the road, she called me to tell me that her step brother took her two phones inside her back and went away. I was surprised and asked her if the brother dropped her sim and she said yes. After three days on the road ,she finally came home past 11pm . When I went to open the gate for her, I saw that they were two girls outside, I let the both inside, she told me it was her step sister, I said ok because at this moment I thought maybe her sister is going somewhere else.

In the morning I woke up before then and I was at the bathroom when my girlfriend came in, I asked her , that she planned bringing her sister here without informing me , she said that it’s none of my business if she bring her sister, that her sister will not stay with me because she already has a work for her. I was angry but I kept quiet since she said that the said girl won’t be staying in my house. Before this my girlfriend stays with me but her belongings are not in my house, they are in her own place.


After about 5 days later , I got her another android phone because she was already asking for it because a guy bought a phone for her sister just in her four days in the city.

They will always come to my house to eat in the morning, on one particular day, I have yam at home and I bought everything that we will need to make porridge, I called them to come in the morning. Immediately they came, her sister opened the fridge to check for bread but couldn’t find any,my girlfriend gave her money to go buy one and eat, when they are done eating, I asked them to go cook the food, I followed my girlfriend to the kitchen but her sister stayed back, put on an earphone, on the fan and television, laid down. After 10 minutes in the kitchen I went inside to meet her and asked her to go help out in the kitchen, she just stood up and left my house. I told her that I don’t want to see her in my house again. My girlfriend after preparing the food, she fished in the flask and took it to her, I did not even ask her why because I know that she won’t have the heart to eat without her sister.

Right from that moment, my girlfriends behavior changed too, she will no longer call me on phone or come to my house, At their working place, her boss started complaining of her change in attitude since she brought her sister there.

Her boss was tired of complaining and sacked them. They came to my house when I was the kitchen, she joined me in the kitchen but her sister was inside. After cooking , we ate together in the kitchen and I went straight to stay at the balcony, she came to me and told me that they are going to her brothers place that she will be back.

It had been days now and she doesn’t pick my calls and I don’t even know where they are right now.

I have called with different numbers and she wasn’t picking.

This morning I called the numbers severally until a guy picked up, I asked after the owner of the phone and he told me that she is not around now, I told him whom I am and the said girl is pregnant for me. She was shocked and told me that they are together now in a different state with me. This is to say the said girl has ran to meet another girl with pregnancy.

My friend also called the guy and introduced himself as my elder brother, he explained everything to him and he promised to call us back when he get home, that he was not aware that she is pregnant, that he is going to send her back to where she cane from by tomorrow.

This evening they flashed me and I called them they will busy the call. Her number hasn’t been going through since then.

Many women have advised me to let her be for now that she will come back begging when she sees that no man is ready to take her in when the pregnancy starts coming out. Others said I should pet her to come back then talk sense into her.

To me right now, I have tried my best and I have chosen to stop looking for her.

Many people on this forum warned me about TIV girls and their promiscuous nature but I defended her thinking that she is different.

I have been avoiding my moms calls because I know that she will ask after her

I can’t sleep and I can no longer concentrate on anything I’m doing. It’s affecting me psychologically .[/b]


#modified

I’m 100% sure that I am the owner of the pregnancy

But this evening when I came back to the shop

My boy told me that she saw her sister and called her to the shop, he asked her about my girlfriend and she said she was at home (their brothers house) she said it’s the next street after mine but I can’t locate the particular house.

But I’m sure she is no longer in this state

Very long post that I couldn't finish reading.

So she ran away with pregnancy?

I can't see any problem here apart from the fact that you are not in a bar celebrating this near miss with your friends.

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