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Politics / Re: Borno Leaders Forgive 3,000 Repentant Boko Haram Terrorists by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 7:45am On Aug 30, 2021
Someone7:
They are talking about the "law". I'm no lawyer but does Nigeria's laws make provision for "forgiveness" for terrorists simply because they surrendered?

...what about repentant

ARMED ROBBERS
RITUALISTS
CULTISTS
YAHOO
HOMOSEXUALS

..Will they be forgiven and put on a rehabilitation program too?
Romance / Re: Woman Arrested For Masturbating At Georgia Beach, Says It "Only Took 20 Seconds" by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 7:36am On Aug 30, 2021
Sonnobax15:
Ok,since it was a woman,it's not a crime..But if to say na guyman do am,na una go still come online to come pull the sky to fall upon am undecided

I would have felt the same if it was a man who was discreetly rubbing one off under the towel.

Waste of police time angry

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Romance / Re: Woman Arrested For Masturbating At Georgia Beach, Says It "Only Took 20 Seconds" by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 7:18am On Aug 30, 2021
ogbiwa:
A woman has been arrested after police were called to reports of a person masturbating on a Georgia beach.

Christina Revels-Glick, 34, was arrested at the Deck restaurant close to the beach on Typee Island, Georgia, and admitted to police that she was the person they were looking for.

She told officers she did not think anyone witnessed her act of self-love “because it only took her 20 seconds to orgasm,” according to a police report.

Police say that when asked whether she had been using a vibrator on the beach Revels-Glick "advised [police] that she had put it between her legs and it was covered with a towel" and that she "believed that no one saw her".

However, witness Sarah Moss reported that she had seen a woman “performing a sexual act on the beach.”

The suspect had placed a towel on the sand at around 5:30 pm on July 1 and then opened her backpack and removed "what looked like a vibrator".

At this point, Sarah began video-recording the incident and the clip, now entered as evidence, shows the suspect wearing a "one-piece green bikini retrieve an unknown item from her backpack".

The woman in the video "then spreads her legs apart and puts both of her hands in between her legs"

Sarah also told police that she could hear the suspect "moaning" at this point.

"This went on for a few seconds," the police report continues before the suspect finished doing what she was doing and put the device back in her backpack.

Based on evidence from the video, police tracked down Revels-Glick, who lives some 40 miles from the scene of the incident. In a statement, she "admitted to masturbating at the beach with her vibrator," but added that she didn’t think anyone could see her.

Police retrieved the vibrator from her backpack and photographs of the item were entered into evidence along with the video.

Revels-Glick was charged with Indecent Exposure and Disorderly conduct before being released on subpoena.

She could potentially face a 12-month jail sentence for her few moments of pleasure.

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/woman-caught-masturbating-beach-thought-24860474

Lalasticlala Mynd44

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Obviously the police in that town are jobless as there are no more serious crimes, for them to pursue such a complaint where the person lives 40 miles away. Or is it because they are simps ontop toh toh matter?

Mtcewwww!

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Celebrities / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo's Crazy & Brutal Fitness Regime At Age 36 (Photos) by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 7:11am On Aug 30, 2021
WriterNig:


credit: Dailymail UK - Sport

I know that 36 is old for footballers (other than some defenders or goalkeepers), but generally he is still relatively young and his body can take such punishing routine up to late 40s.
Romance / Re: My Wife Is Flirting With A Married Man by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 6:15am On Aug 30, 2021
Oluseunade98:
I have my car but my wife doesn't have yet and our routes are not the same so My wife's colleague used to pick her and drop her from work.
Sometime in January, my wife told me he asked her out but insulted him and stopped following him in his car. So this week she started following him again, her reason was the guy has stopped talking about it but I am not comfortable with it.
When i confronted her about it, she started ranting about how she has to take care of our 3 kids every morning and still come back to look after them when she gets home by 6pm. Saying what time does she have to rest after the house chores and work that she will now be following a man despite her busy schedule.

N:B she is not the only one the man takes to work

Anytime a woman says the bolded instead of saying "I will never ever betray you like that" or "You are more than enough man for me and I don't need any other man", then you know that something MIGHT be wrong.
Romance / Re: This Is The Life Plan Of Every Woman Of The 21st Century!! [photo] by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 6:09am On Aug 30, 2021
TheGidRedpiller:
Help yourself first!

....by cutting off your preeq?
Politics / Re: FLASHBACK! When Nigeria Was One, No Fulanis, Yorubas, Igbos, Hausas, Christians by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 6:03am On Aug 30, 2021
Yes, things were better because the authorities dealt very swiftly with ethnic upheavals and religious ones like the Maitatsine problem. Imagine if Maitatsine had happened in the last 10 or 20 years?
Celebrities / Re: Teni With Her Pants Down On A Toilet Seat (Photo) by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 5:44am On Aug 30, 2021
TMSMedia:
A photo of Nigerian singer, Teni on a toilet seat has been shared on her Instagram handle, IgbereTV reports.

She captioned the photo;


https://www.instagram.com/p/CTKlAEXMoqW/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Lalasticlala

One is not impressed and generally unbothered, hence my posh disapproving look

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal (5 - 0) On 28th August 2021 by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 1:21pm On Aug 28, 2021
kennosklint:
My Arsenal! what has gone wrong . foolish arteta

Sorry. It has been going wrong since 2007

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Doctor In UK Mocks Nigerian Women After His Gift From UK Woman (Pix) by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 1:15pm On Aug 28, 2021
dangermouse:
grin In Nija you will only get singlet or boxers from them. But when it's there turn, you will be made to sponsor everything from the cakes down to food and drinks that will be used in the birthday bash.

You go still come use your energy nack dem ontop. Harder harder, faster faster!

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Politics / Re: Soyinka To UN: Declare Nigeria As Protectorates To Stop Bandits ‘Slave Trade’ by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 1:03pm On Aug 28, 2021
nairalandankrah:
UN Should Declare Nigeria As Protectorates To Stop Bandits ‘Slave Trade’ With Schoolchildren – Soyinka


He described buhari’’ as one of the most outstanding semi-illiterates of our time



http://saharareporters.com/2021/08/28/un-should-declare-nigeria-protectorates-stop-bandits-%E2%80%98slave-trade%E2%80%99-schoolchildren-%E2%80%93

Choi!

E get as you go read book reach, when you talk person no go know if you dey hail dem or you dey yab dem.

Politics / Re: Bandits Shoot At Military Aircraft Searching For Major Datong Abducted From NDA by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 10:25pm On Aug 27, 2021
Kandeed:
I just watched the video of how General okoro a victim of the NDA ish was killed, dragged and the bandits or herdsmen boasting of killing General okoro then shooting him again and nothing is being done bout it. So sad we're really lost as a Nation.

This current dispensation Nigeria Generals are just so weak n docile just like their civilian counterpart, things were not this terrible when Ojukwu and Gideon orkar attempted to topple the Government

That was Sqd Ldr. Okoworonko. Just because he was Igbo and an officer, the animals where shouting "General Okoro".

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Travel / Re: Fiberesima Ama: A Hidden Island In Rivers State (Video) by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 12:10pm On Aug 27, 2021
NipseyHustle:
Island indeed.

The true intention of this thread is to shame rivers state.

I think I know who can do this. God punish you.

Don't be silly. This same verbally challenged blogger has pusblished so many glowing videos of Rivers state, but all in PH and its environs. People have been urging him that Rivers state is not just PH. Now that he has gone outside you say he is shaming rivers state. You well so?

I'm urging him to go to places like Buguma, Opobo, Ahoada, Bodo, etc

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Romance / Re: I Am Tired Of Porn And Masturbating by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 1:07am On Aug 27, 2021
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Ehn
Romance / Re: Women, Why Do You Cheat On Your Partners? by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 1:30pm On Aug 26, 2021
chatinent:
Sequel to this: https://www.nairaland.com/6717856/men-why-cheat-partner


Dear ladies, why do you cheat

1. When you have sb who loves you so much.

2. When you have sb who is faithful to you.


Please personalized your reasons.

Women will always go after what they don't have. Women, like all human, can never be satisfied.

If they have a man who is a provider but lacking in bedroom skills, they will pine after a man with bedroom skills.

If they have a man who is a provider and is good in bedroom skills, but not romantic, they will pine after a man who is romantic.

If they have a man who is a provider, good in bedroom skills and romantic, but has bad dress sense, they will pine after a man who is a snazzy dresser with good dress sense.

If they have man...............................

I'm sure you get my drift.

No go change yourself because of one woman because she will alway pick something that she feels you don't have or not doing and complain about it.

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Politics / Re: 2023: Jonathan Shouldn't Mess Up His Good Name By Contesting - Idahosa by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 7:14am On Aug 26, 2021
hisexcellency34:

https://independent.ng/jonathan-will-be-heavily-defeated-if-he-contests-in-2023-idahosa/

Nigerian politicians wey no get shame? You are talking to the wall Mr Idahosa. Is it good name that will help him maintain Billionaire lifestyle?

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Politics / Re: Major Datong Abducted By Bandits At NDA Killed - PM News by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 7:37am On Aug 25, 2021
tellwisdom:
I get most of my exercise these days shaking my head in disbelief.

Please don't let your head fall off o! shocked
TV/Movies / Re: Martin Gaone Mabutho Dies At 47 (Pictures) by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 10:42pm On Aug 24, 2021
timbuk2:
Life is just a mystery...young promising energetic people dying...ugly old wicked bloodsucking political fcuckers still with us since the birth of Nigeria...RIP real one

The misery and suffering of people keep winchy people alive and strong. At age 80 they will be moving briskly like a 30 year old and still dey nack fresh puna on top

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Politics / Re: Jos Crisis: Fayemi Evacuates Ekiti Students From UNIJOS by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 9:37pm On Aug 23, 2021
wurabecca:
Is evacuation the best approach?

Is there still ministry of defence in this country?

Why is everyone acting as if this is normal?

These people's education are on hold, we can't just continue like this, why is everyone in power acting normal..where is the governor of Jos, the police stations and army barack in Jo's are on strike?

Nobody is resigning, nobody is getting fired and we are all calm and collected.

Is there still opposition party in Nigeria?
So many questions


The opposition is still digesting party jollof rice from the Kano jamboree grin
Celebrities / Re: Mike Okri: I Tested Positive To COVID-19, Even With Vaccination by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 7:13pm On Aug 23, 2021
micronut:
Veteran Nigerian Old time Music Singer, Mike Okri who sang the popular song "Time na Money" has informed Nigerians and people around the world to play safe and keep all Covid warnings serious, because he just tested positive two days ago, when he was about travelling.

The Musician who said he had been terribly disturbed by the development and because of how his body is feeling, and as to ahow possible it could be even with the double dose Vaccination which should make him free from the virus, but no.

He said in the video that this is to advise all those who think the virus isn't real again. It is not gone o.

See the video below



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCXD2AfyHlA

The wave is blowing again even here in Nigeria. People have been contracting it and some are even reportedly dying because of recontraction. Nigerians stay safe.. Don't dump your nose masks yet.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CS2AwTDo0Ks/?utm_medium=copy_link

The double dose doesn't prevent you from contracting covid. What it does is reduce what could have been an intensive care situation (with possible death) to a case of flu like symptoms at most.
Politics / Re: Gumi Blasts Politicians Who Attended Yusuf Buhari's Wedding With Hired Jets by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 9:38am On Aug 22, 2021
dapsoneh:
They are our problem! It will be easier for the camel to pass through a needle than do the country to change for the better with these crops of Politicians...

You too much grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Tony Blair Describes The US Withdrawal From Afghanistan As "Imbecilic" by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 9:35am On Aug 22, 2021
Blackdisciple:
Oho ooo .

Anything wey Una go talk make una talk.

These are people who are not ready to defend themselves.
After millionsTrillions of dollars pumped into Afghanistan government and into Afghan military for 20 years , millionTrillion dollar trainings and equipment yet they couldn't fight back.

From the day US and other foreign troops left Afghanistan Taliban took over. So what was the Afghan army doing, does that mean it was the foreign troops that was holding that country for sure.


Afghan army are like Nigeria army.

Us troops should go they have families too.
Besides their wives will be very happy with Biden decision.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Tony Blair Describes The US Withdrawal From Afghanistan As "Imbecilic" by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 9:34am On Aug 22, 2021
EgunMogaji2:


We have USA military bases all over the world. I just don’t understand the urgency of the withdrawal leading to this clusterfuck with civilians falling off of USA military jets in midair cry

Western countries have no financial interest in Afghanistan apart from them having a lot of lithium deposits, which is neither here or there. They only had a Strategic interest in Afghanistan because of the war on terror. Guy, the Taliban let terrorist groups like Al qaeda set up well equipped training camps where terrorists were being trained by mercenaries on an industrial scale. The west knew about this but had to take action after they launched twin towers attack from there.

Right now it is countries like Russia, China and Pakistan that have the most to lose if Afghanistan becomes dangerously unstable. They are the ones that should be burning cash stabilising the country. Why will UK and USA (the backbone of NATO) be spending money to stabilze Afghanistan for Russia and China?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Tony Blair Describes The US Withdrawal From Afghanistan As "Imbecilic" by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 9:17am On Aug 22, 2021
EgunMogaji2:
100% in agreement with a withdrawal but 100% in disagreement with the mode of withdrawal.

There was never going to be any benign way to withdraw because the Afghan army would have NEVER been able to face the Taliban even in a 100 years. Does that mean USA soldiers will be there in perpetuity?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Tony Blair Describes The US Withdrawal From Afghanistan As "Imbecilic" by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 9:14am On Aug 22, 2021
naptu2:


https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-58295384

Tony "Dodgy Dosier" Blair is a disgraced politician. No one takes him seriously in the UK, even his own party labour where he has almost lost all his clout. Let him just focus on his paper chase (he is the richest ex pm in living memory) and stop trying to seek relevance.

This Afghan withdrawal was initiated by Donald Trump who did a deal with Taliban and ignored the Afghan government. Part of the deal was that 5000 captured Taliban fighters would be freed. Donald Trump's government put tremendous pressure on the Afghans to release these fighters and set a date for early this year for complete withdrawal. Joe Biden EXTENDED this date to August. Donald Trump's government cut the military in Afghanistan down. Eventually it was only about 3000 troops left in Afghanistan, and then it was further cut down this year again. Part of the deal with the Taliban was that they will not take over any regional city but they did exactly that as the NATO soldiers withdraw. Every one could see this happening weeks ago and nobody said anything, including Tony Blair.

Why are they all crying wolf now, looking for who to blame when they know EXACTLY what was going to happen?

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Celebrities / Re: 52-Year-Old Jennifer Lopez Shows Her Fit Physique For New Netflix Project by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 9:00am On Aug 22, 2021
iamtardey:
May god answer your prayer request, Amen.

Na Satan dey fufil that kind request grin
Culture / Re: The Coronation Of Tsola Emiko As Olu Of Warri (Full Video) by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 9:52pm On Aug 21, 2021
BananaPeel:

Make dem go consult Agbasa juju.

Or Effurun Juju with 2 big fresh head grin
Celebrities / Re: I Cheated On Tems With Her Friend In 2017, I Never Knew The Worth Of My Gold by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 8:49pm On Aug 21, 2021
Hackportal:
Four years after their relationship crashed, singer Tems alleged ex-boyfriend, Dubby has articulated his biggest mistake.




He made this utterance when a conversation about some female housemates popped up.




During a question and answer session with his fans, Dubby was asked the mistake he made that he would like to change and he revealed that he cheated on Tems with her best friend in 2017.




According to him, he never knew the worth of his gold until he lost it. His disclosure was met with backlash by Instagram users who are of the view that he has come out to speak because Tems is a better person today.

Read More on this Gist below;

https://loadedpulse.com/i-cheated-on-tems-with-her-friend-in-2017-i-never-knew-the-worth-of-my-gold-alleged-ex-lover-dubby/

Now you've learned your lesson, just know that there is more gold out there. No need crying over spilled milk.
Romance / Re: Meet Amou Haji, The World Dirtiest Man Who Hasn't Bathed In 67 Years (PHOTOS) by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 8:37pm On Aug 21, 2021
TrunnionNews:

Shocking as an elderly man who is presently 87 years old has not taken his bath since about 67 years ago approximately about 25,000 days ago

The old man is allergic to water since his youthful age

Even though he doesn't bath, he drinks about 5 litres of water from a rotten tin daily

Amou Haji is an 87 years old man who hasn't bathed in 67 years.

The Iranian man has isolated him self from people, and he stays near Kermanshah province.


According to the locals who always see him, Haji is always covered in Ash and dirt and has not been taking his bath because he is afraid of water.


Haji believes that if he takes his bath, he will fall ill.

The 87 years old man feeds on rotten meat products and dead animals. What he enjoys most is eating porcupine and smoking tobacco pipe. Sometimes, he smokes animal faeces from the old pipe.

Haji decided to start living this life after stumbling upon some emotional setbacks during his youthful age.

See photos here>>> https://www.trunnionnews.com/2021/08/meet-amou-haji-world-dirtiest-man-who.html

If you check well, na woman do am dis ting.
Culture / Re: The Coronation Of Tsola Emiko As Olu Of Warri (Full Video) by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 6:54pm On Aug 21, 2021
BananaPeel:

Itsekiri juju no see who carry the crown? Bunch of jokes

Okere Juju na modern Juju nah. E don reform
Culture / Re: Olu Of Warri Coronation: Tsola Emiko Walking Before Departing For Ode-Itsekiri by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 4:50pm On Aug 21, 2021
mizz2posh:
On the previous post where he was crowned I saw a different person with white beard, this one has black beard, abi na my eyes?

Na dye e dye am grin
Culture / Re: Olu Of Warri Coronation: Tsola Emiko Walking Before Departing For Ode-Itsekiri by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 4:48pm On Aug 21, 2021
Otuegbe:
Itsekiri owns Warri, no doubt

Una don start again.

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