₦airaland Forum

Someone7:
They are talking about the "law". I'm no lawyer but does Nigeria's laws make provision for "forgiveness" for terrorists simply because they surrendered?

Sonnobax15:
Ok,since it was a woman,it's not a crime..But if to say na guyman do am,na una go still come online to come pull the sky to fall upon am

ogbiwa:
A woman has been arrested after police were called to reports of a person masturbating on a Georgia beach.

Christina Revels-Glick, 34, was arrested at the Deck restaurant close to the beach on Typee Island, Georgia, and admitted to police that she was the person they were looking for.

She told officers she did not think anyone witnessed her act of self-love “because it only took her 20 seconds to orgasm,” according to a police report.

Police say that when asked whether she had been using a vibrator on the beach Revels-Glick "advised [police] that she had put it between her legs and it was covered with a towel" and that she "believed that no one saw her".

However, witness Sarah Moss reported that she had seen a woman “performing a sexual act on the beach.”

The suspect had placed a towel on the sand at around 5:30 pm on July 1 and then opened her backpack and removed "what looked like a vibrator".

At this point, Sarah began video-recording the incident and the clip, now entered as evidence, shows the suspect wearing a "one-piece green bikini retrieve an unknown item from her backpack".

The woman in the video "then spreads her legs apart and puts both of her hands in between her legs"

Sarah also told police that she could hear the suspect "moaning" at this point.

"This went on for a few seconds," the police report continues before the suspect finished doing what she was doing and put the device back in her backpack.

Based on evidence from the video, police tracked down Revels-Glick, who lives some 40 miles from the scene of the incident. In a statement, she "admitted to masturbating at the beach with her vibrator," but added that she didn’t think anyone could see her.

Police retrieved the vibrator from her backpack and photographs of the item were entered into evidence along with the video.

Revels-Glick was charged with Indecent Exposure and Disorderly conduct before being released on subpoena.

She could potentially face a 12-month jail sentence for her few moments of pleasure.

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/woman-caught-masturbating-beach-thought-24860474

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WriterNig:
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Oluseunade98:
I have my car but my wife doesn't have yet and our routes are not the same so My wife's colleague used to pick her and drop her from work.
Sometime in January, my wife told me he asked her out but insulted him and stopped following him in his car. So this week she started following him again, her reason was the guy has stopped talking about it but I am not comfortable with it.
When i confronted her about it, she started ranting about how she has to take care of our 3 kids every morning and still come back to look after them when she gets home by 6pm. Saying what time does she have to rest after the house chores and work that she will now be following a man despite her busy schedule.

N:B she is not the only one the man takes to work

TheGidRedpiller:
Help yourself first!

TMSMedia:
A photo of Nigerian singer, Teni on a toilet seat has been shared on her Instagram handle, IgbereTV reports.

She captioned the photo;


https://www.instagram.com/p/CTKlAEXMoqW/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

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kennosklint:
My Arsenal! what has gone wrong . foolish arteta

dangermouse:
In Nija you will only get singlet or boxers from them. But when it's there turn, you will be made to sponsor everything from the cakes down to food and drinks that will be used in the birthday bash.

nairalandankrah:
UN Should Declare Nigeria As Protectorates To Stop Bandits ‘Slave Trade’ With Schoolchildren – Soyinka


He described buhari’’ as one of the most outstanding semi-illiterates of our time



http://saharareporters.com/2021/08/28/un-should-declare-nigeria-protectorates-stop-bandits-%E2%80%98slave-trade%E2%80%99-schoolchildren-%E2%80%93

Kandeed:
I just watched the video of how General okoro a victim of the NDA ish was killed, dragged and the bandits or herdsmen boasting of killing General okoro then shooting him again and nothing is being done bout it. So sad we're really lost as a Nation.

This current dispensation Nigeria Generals are just so weak n docile just like their civilian counterpart, things were not this terrible when Ojukwu and Gideon orkar attempted to topple the Government

NipseyHustle:
Island indeed.

The true intention of this thread is to shame rivers state.

I think I know who can do this. God punish you.

chatinent:
Sequel to this: https://www.nairaland.com/6717856/men-why-cheat-partner


Dear ladies, why do you cheat

1. When you have sb who loves you so much.

2. When you have sb who is faithful to you.


Please personalized your reasons.

hisexcellency34:
https://independent.ng/jonathan-will-be-heavily-defeated-if-he-contests-in-2023-idahosa/

tellwisdom:
I get most of my exercise these days shaking my head in disbelief.

timbuk2:
Life is just a mystery...young promising energetic people dying...ugly old wicked bloodsucking political fcuckers still with us since the birth of Nigeria...RIP real one

wurabecca:
Is evacuation the best approach?

Is there still ministry of defence in this country?

Why is everyone acting as if this is normal?

These people's education are on hold, we can't just continue like this, why is everyone in power acting normal..where is the governor of Jos, the police stations and army barack in Jo's are on strike?

Nobody is resigning, nobody is getting fired and we are all calm and collected.

Is there still opposition party in Nigeria?
So many questions

micronut:
Veteran Nigerian Old time Music Singer, Mike Okri who sang the popular song "Time na Money" has informed Nigerians and people around the world to play safe and keep all Covid warnings serious, because he just tested positive two days ago, when he was about travelling.

The Musician who said he had been terribly disturbed by the development and because of how his body is feeling, and as to ahow possible it could be even with the double dose Vaccination which should make him free from the virus, but no.

He said in the video that this is to advise all those who think the virus isn't real again. It is not gone o.

See the video below



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCXD2AfyHlA

The wave is blowing again even here in Nigeria. People have been contracting it and some are even reportedly dying because of recontraction. Nigerians stay safe.. Don't dump your nose masks yet.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CS2AwTDo0Ks/?utm_medium=copy_link

dapsoneh:
They are our problem! It will be easier for the camel to pass through a needle than do the country to change for the better with these crops of Politicians...

Blackdisciple:
Oho ooo .

Anything wey Una go talk make una talk.

These are people who are not ready to defend themselves.
After millionsTrillions of dollars pumped into Afghanistan government and into Afghan military for 20 years , millionTrillion dollar trainings and equipment yet they couldn't fight back.

From the day US and other foreign troops left Afghanistan Taliban took over. So what was the Afghan army doing, does that mean it was the foreign troops that was holding that country for sure.


Afghan army are like Nigeria army.

Us troops should go they have families too.
Besides their wives will be very happy with Biden decision.

EgunMogaji2:
We have USA military bases all over the world. I just don’t understand the urgency of the withdrawal leading to this clusterfuck with civilians falling off of USA military jets in midair

EgunMogaji2:
100% in agreement with a withdrawal but 100% in disagreement with the mode of withdrawal.

naptu2:
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-58295384

iamtardey:
May god answer your prayer request, Amen.

BananaPeel:
Make dem go consult Agbasa juju.

Hackportal:
Four years after their relationship crashed, singer Tems alleged ex-boyfriend, Dubby has articulated his biggest mistake.




He made this utterance when a conversation about some female housemates popped up.




During a question and answer session with his fans, Dubby was asked the mistake he made that he would like to change and he revealed that he cheated on Tems with her best friend in 2017.




According to him, he never knew the worth of his gold until he lost it. His disclosure was met with backlash by Instagram users who are of the view that he has come out to speak because Tems is a better person today.

Read More on this Gist below;

https://loadedpulse.com/i-cheated-on-tems-with-her-friend-in-2017-i-never-knew-the-worth-of-my-gold-alleged-ex-lover-dubby/

TrunnionNews:
Shocking as an elderly man who is presently 87 years old has not taken his bath since about 67 years ago approximately about 25,000 days ago

The old man is allergic to water since his youthful age

Even though he doesn't bath, he drinks about 5 litres of water from a rotten tin daily

Amou Haji is an 87 years old man who hasn't bathed in 67 years.

The Iranian man has isolated him self from people, and he stays near Kermanshah province.


According to the locals who always see him, Haji is always covered in Ash and dirt and has not been taking his bath because he is afraid of water.


Haji believes that if he takes his bath, he will fall ill.

The 87 years old man feeds on rotten meat products and dead animals. What he enjoys most is eating porcupine and smoking tobacco pipe. Sometimes, he smokes animal faeces from the old pipe.

Haji decided to start living this life after stumbling upon some emotional setbacks during his youthful age.

See photos here>>> https://www.trunnionnews.com/2021/08/meet-amou-haji-world-dirtiest-man-who.html

BananaPeel:
Itsekiri juju no see who carry the crown? Bunch of jokes

mizz2posh:
On the previous post where he was crowned I saw a different person with white beard, this one has black beard, abi na my eyes?

Otuegbe:
Itsekiri owns Warri, no doubt