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Politics / Re: $19 Billion Soft Loan: Buhari Leads PAGGW In Negotiations by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 1:22pm On Aug 05, 2021
NwaNimo1:


https://leadership.ng/president-buhari-to-lead-11-african-nations-to-negotiate-19bn-soft-loan/

Awon loan gang.

And no one should come and say that every country borrows because we have loan, but our own is Bolo Bolo.

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Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Looks Stunning In Recent Pictures by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 1:20pm On Aug 05, 2021
pyyxxaro:




With ur grinding stone forehead undecided

Grinding head stone head kiii u dia. So long as the puna pure, ontop that royal thickness body wein she carry, come be Ibibio join. Nothing do her jor.
Politics / Re: Abba Kyari: Why US Is Out To Expose Buhari’s Govt – Bamgbose by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 5:14pm On Aug 01, 2021
Mikecold:
no mind me jare

Nothing do you.
Politics / Re: Abba Kyari: Why US Is Out To Expose Buhari’s Govt – Bamgbose by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 4:56pm On Aug 01, 2021
Mikecold:
Abba kyari "loyal boys" playing reverse physiology so that FG go help Abba stalk the case

USA don't have business with Nigeria politicians or friends to kyari

As long as this case is concerned he used his official seat to committ the crime, unless he involved the IGP, buhari which is doubtable




Physiology ko psychology ni grin
Romance / Re: Share Your Anal Experience by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 2:51pm On Aug 01, 2021
Lagbaja88:
Linus, you will do it for 500 dols

Brutal

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Celebrities / Re: Hushpuppi Was Stubborn - Mompha Tells Daddy Freeze (Video) by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 2:41pm On Aug 01, 2021
madridguy:
Though Hushpuppi over messed up but rain wey never stop no one can tell how many people he go beat.

Over sense dey worry you. Well said. I like that proverb.

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Sports / Re: Tokyo2020: Divine Oduduru Disqualified From 100m Race by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 3:09pm On Jul 31, 2021
Massiveglory:
That was pure politics on display.
The time of false start of the British guy was beyond the the time of that of the Nigerian boy. Yet they had different consequences.
Even the commentators were shocked.
I think Nigeria has become a toy to the world.

Open season on Nigeria and Nigerians eh?
Crime / Re: Farooq Kperogi: Abba Kyari And His Red Flags Of Vulgar Exhibitionism by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 8:27am On Jul 31, 2021
phenomental40:
WO make them leave Abba kyari alone joor

Why?
Crime / Re: Breakdown Of FBI Investigation On Hushpuppi And Abba Kyari. by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 8:17am On Jul 31, 2021
geolabious:


I don't think you understand what's happening here, bro.

1. Juma and Hush have collected some USD before contacting Chibuzor to create a website for their fraud firm.

2. Chibu knowing fully that the duo have collected some USD let's say 400USD for the loan process and now needs a website for fake disbursement to get bigger money from the businessman

3. Chibu is the backend developer and he has seen the details of the business who have input his ids to create a login portal to access the loan page on the website.

4. Chibu realized the amount involved and probably chat up the businessman to know how much he has paid so far and yet to pay.

5. Chibu felt cheated maybe Hush gave him 200k for the job and he realized it's a 250million scam.

6. He was pained and was ready to confuse the businessman that he should pay him and not tell Hush about it.

7. The Businessman already is suspecting a foul play and Chibu decided to blow the whistle like make all of us no collect shishi again. At least he don get him cut.

8. Hush was greedy, Juma greedy, Chibu greedy and Abba was stupid. Greediness is what is exposing them now. Just like them label owner and upcoming artist ish.

My Take

Your take indeed.

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Crime / Re: Breakdown Of FBI Investigation On Hushpuppi And Abba Kyari. by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 7:01am On Jul 31, 2021
That Chibuzo though. Chai, hunger na bastard. Dem for kuku gi am him cut, mek him chop something calm down. Abi dem nor know say tins rough for 9ja?

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Crime / Re: Woman Arrested For Beating Daughter To Death In Ogun (Photo) by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 10:37pm On Jul 30, 2021
BABYharder:
Every Nigerian of today needs a thorough mental evaluation. This is not about the future is female or Gmail. We're turning into animals by the day. Everyone wana transfer aggression by any given opportunity; there has been a sporadic increase in crimes of all aggressive sorts, not excluding jungle justice, cult wars, ethnic wars, extrajudicial killings just to mention these few.
We need urgent orientation before things completely falls apart cry

Na true. Even "baby harder harder" is also another form of transfer of aggression

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Always Does This. by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 6:24pm On Jul 30, 2021
Austine567:
Hi guys! this has been happening since I started getting down with this babe, I once dated her but we broke up because she said she is still a virgin and wouldn't want to have sex till marriage.
Though we still keep in touch after one year of the break up, now things are now getting serious with us again and she has agreed to have sex and stuffs, but the problem is she can't do that without getting high on some amount of alcohol, I've tried to stop her but to no avail, if I can't get her high nothing for me , which technically means whenever am to meet her I will have to buy an alcoholic drink for her. It makes me think as if am not good enough for her or being used. What should I do to make do it with clear eye.

I don’t see any problem here?
Politics / Re: You Can’t Succeed Outside Your Educational Qualification - Buhari by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 9:35am On Jul 30, 2021
Celebrities / Re: Felix Odey, Aka Feladey, Is Dead by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 5:55pm On Jul 29, 2021

Culture / Re: Emir Of Kano Bayero In His Cadillac V8 314 Custom Phaeton 1931 (Throwback Photo) by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 1:17pm On Jul 29, 2021
nonplussed:
Brainlessness! See roads.

Is that the kind of roads the british were driving their own cars at the time?

Walahi the death of the country began even before it was born!

See for yourself


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qF-FwYJJWSI
Sports / Re: Floyd Mayweather Targeted In Drive-By Shooting As Bodyguard Is Shot by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 11:02am On Jul 29, 2021
timesup234:
Why should they come and live here when you go there to slave yourself for them working like machines in other to raise a 20% down payment for a carton sugar cube house that even a local farmer in a village in Nigeria built two during the course of his lifetime

Absolute rubbish. I do the same job that fellow whites, Indian etc. I get paid well and I own properties here. I live in one and rent the rest out. The deeds to the properties I own are the same as the ones other whites own, no difference. There is nothing like 50 year C of O for non indigenes and different one for indigenes. There is nothing like singling out my property for destruction if there are riots etc. I rent my properties out through estate agents, on a management basis because I can't do it by myself, so effectively white people work for me. They earn a commission from renting out my properties. When things need fixing, white people earn money from me to fix them. 80% of my tenants are white people. I leave the estate agents to decide who they choose as tenants. I know some other Nigerians (personal friends) who have more properties than I have. One has about 60 properties. He bought an estate in Abuja about 2 years ago. Listen, there are countless Africans doing very well here in the UK and the live very well, very luxuriously and they don't have to kiss one yeye godfather's ass. A lot employ white people and other races in businesses. Our children attend top schools here and are doing very very well. Some of these Nigerians are less concerned about going ons in Nigeria and stay away from forums like this mainly because of people like YOU and also the incessant feed of traumatising bad news, extreme tribal bigotry and ridiculous political posturing from people like you about how "fantastic" Nigeria is supposed to be; perhaps on paper.

Yes there are Nigerians doing so called "yawa" jobs here in the UK. But trust me, their quality of life if far far better than what it could have been in Nigeria and many of them are executing projects back home, putting people through university and financing small businesses back home, all from "slaving" themselves. Many of them have horror stories to tell of how life was for them back in Nigeria. Some of them go on to start businesses here in the UK and end up doing very well for themselves.

Look, it's not an easy thing for someone to leave their comfort zone, family, friends, their people, their network and relocate to another country where they are treated differently. However for many its a choice between "being treated differently abroad" and "being treated worse in Nigeria - job insecurities, armed robbers, bandits, corrupt officials, tribalism, poor health facilities,...the list is endless". Two years ago I helped a middle aged woman with 3 kids resettle here. Her case in Nigeria was really bad. Things got so bad for them in Nigeria that they couldn't afford to repair her car again so she was trekking everywhere. He husband was owing everywhere and couldn't do much. Her son had to spend one year at home because they couldn't afford his school fees. On top of that, her husband was diagnosed with a very serious health condition and was wasting away before her eyes

Leave matter.

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Sports / Re: Floyd Mayweather Targeted In Drive-By Shooting As Bodyguard Is Shot by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 7:32am On Jul 29, 2021
timesup234:
Idiotic Nigerians will come here and talk shit about Nigeria. America is a jungle. Staying in America increases your risk to die young. Borno state is safer than America

undecided

And still you don't see Americans, or any other country's nationals for that matter, rushing to come and live in "safe" Nigeria. Except you are counting murderous Fulani herdsmen.

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Romance / Re: This Can't Be True!! African Women Have The Smallest breast Sizes In The World!! by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 4:14pm On Jul 28, 2021
siofra:
How can African women have the smallest cup sizes in the world? I don't understand, I rarely see Nigerian girls with small breast even the slim ones, me sef I wear a G cup. So please how did the measure this thing? African women that are usually thick.

..and one of the narrowest hips in the world. Forget long yansh
Education / Re: Meet Engr Dr. Francisca Nwafulugo, Anambra Woman Of The Year, 2020 by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 3:56pm On Jul 28, 2021
AquaBekee:
*BEAUTY IN THE CLASSROOM: MEET ENGR.DR. NWAFULUGO, ANAMBRA WOMAN OF THE YEAR, 2020.*

The Anambra Man of the Year Award, 2020 is already history but the impact continues to reverberate across the length and breadth of the State because of the quality of the awardees and their inspiring stories that merited them the awards. For the first time in the history of award ceremonies in the State, merit was pursued to the letter and was the sole desideratum for considering awardees and not any pecuniary interest. The selection process was very rigorous, and as such it could only throw up persons whose stories create ripples of hope that when put together forms a current that is gradually transforming Anambra State. Among the awardees selected was Engr.Dr.Francisca Unoma Nwafulugo who broke the jinx and became the first female Rector of Federal Polytechnic Oko after over 40 years of its existence; a very elegant, charming, unassuming, intelligent and delectable lady whose mien has positioned her as one of the most outstanding ladies from Anambra state. Apart from being a professional high flyer, Engr.Dr. Nwafulugo is a role model, a mother per excellence and a real specimen of what a real woman should be. Here is a woman who has successfully combined her role as a wife, mother and an administrator and has excelled tremendously in these areas.

As the first female Rector of Federal Polytechnic, Oko with over 30 years experience in the academia, she has continued to transform that citadel of learning through sound educational policies and infrastructural development, raising and shaping future leaders and expanding the frontiers of human civilization. It is not in doubt that by the time her tenure ends, the polytechnic would have metamorphosed to an undisputable center of excellence. On assumption of office, about 62 programmes already lacked accreditation and were on the verge of collapsing. She swung into action and facilitated the accreditation of all the 62 courses and even raised new programmes. By that singular action, the academic standard of the institution was raised, giving the students quality learning, hope of graduation in record time, ability to participate in the national youth service scheme and a vista of opportunities. Engr.Dr. Nwafulugo understands the essence of staff motivation and how it enhances staff productivity, translating to better academic environment and improved student performance. So she promoted a great number of staff whose promotion were stagnated and converted some of the staff who had upgraded their academic qualification and this action would usher in a very convivial atmosphere of learning. It is interesting to note that since her assuming office, the institution has not recorded any internal strike and this does not mean that there are no management/ staff challenges, but it has always been resolved by dialogue.

Mindful of the importance of cleanliness and decent accommodation to the learning process, she embarked on hostel rehabilitation, providing basic amenities to ease the stress of students who hitherto use to spend their productive hours trying to secure basic things like water. Such thoughtful actions led to reduction of incidences of examination malpractice in the institution as students channel their energy towards their studies, the very reason they came to school. To her credit, new projects are springing up in the school even while trying to complete projects started by the past administration and these she has done without noise.

Engr.Dr. Nwafulugo has made tremendous success out of engineering, enriching the life of man and inspiring the younger generation to reach out for the stars. She prides as one of the most successful female engineers in the academia in the country and for more than 30 years has contributed to her field immensely. She is a specialist on environment and an international consultant on water treatment and monitoring. She led an Independent team on Water monitoring Project for Green Development. “PoA for the reduction of emission from non-renewable fuel from cooking at household level, United Nations Frame work Convention on climate change (UNFCCC). She was also the chairperson of Association of Professional Women Engineers of Nigeria (APWEN) Kaduna Chapter. Engr. Nwafulugo has received several awards and recognition from several organizations and bodies. Some of the awards are Pan African Prize for Excellence by the African Student Union Parliament, the prestigious Thomas Sankara Integrity Award by the ECOWAS Youth Council, and Award of recognition by the Nigeria Association of Technologists in Engineering. She is a Fellow of the following professional bodies: Nigerian Society of Engineers, Institute of Oil and Gas Research and Hydrocarbon Studies, Institute of Entrepreneurs, Institute of Policy Management Development, Institute of Corporate Administration of Nigeria, Institute of Management Consultants. Her life has indeed been a life of donations and with her on the saddle, the institution she heads will continue to surpass expectations.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=636491491096223&id=101560544589323

Una dey find trouble
Romance / Re: I Just Broke Up With My Girlfriend by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 9:16am On Jul 28, 2021
citywal:
I just don't get it at all, I swear I don't. How can a girl know that you love her, like she knows legit.

I told her times without numbers reduce the way she goes out with friends, she lives in the mainland n I live at Ajah (lekki axis) her mum recently opened a restaurant and she should be helping the woman... Like I advice her alot.

I came across pastor Kingsley Okonkwo preaching that says "you saw her the way she was before you married her and it you didn't change her then why change her now"
Heaven knows I tried but if she can't stop we can't get married and I can't date her.

I can't keep getting worried anytime she goes out considering the dangerous times that we are now.

I am not a simp but fact is sooner or later y'all calling yourself redpillers will want to settle down.

I mean if this is how looking for a partner is hard I'll just get myself a baby mama n focus on my life n kid. I'm legit tired of all this...so pissed this night.

Brah, it is what it is. The signs have been shown to you.

There's 4 options open to you -

1) Leave her and don't look back

2) Emotionally and sexually detach yourself from her, but remain as a friend. DO NOT allow yourself to be alone with her in a car or room etc

3) Emotionally detach yourself from her, but if she's a damn good fvc.k, keep on getting free staff but always ALWAYS use protection. **Warning** Grown men only.

4) Admit that you are pussy whipped and hopelessly in love with her. Be ready to accept any rubbish from her because you've been warned. Probably carry out one over the top marriage proposal and cry (real tears not man tears) when says yes. She'll probably have lovers and random sex partners and your children may or may not have a different real father.
Romance / Re: Ladies, is 6.5 Inch joystick Big Or Small For You? by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 7:11pm On Jul 27, 2021
JackDaAlienz:
I saw a mesuring tape around my bed and decided to measure my joystick.

I measured it fully

Did somebody say something?

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Romance / Re: What A Battered Pussy Looks Like ..pics by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 4:31pm On Jul 27, 2021
MikeMicheal:
WHERE IS THE PICTURE OF THE BATTERED VAGINA??

Oya. Tek it!

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Career / Re: Manager By Day, Sugar Baby At Night: A Week In The Life by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 1:06pm On Jul 23, 2021
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Politics / Re: Angry Man Who Attacked Super Falcon Unmasked He Is IPOB (pic and name) by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 6:07am On Jul 23, 2021
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Romance / Re: Woman Squeezes Man’s Test!cles As She Goes Through His Phone by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 4:26pm On Jul 22, 2021
italkng:
Woman squeezes man’s Testicles as she goes through his phone

https://www.italk.com.ng/porn-and-leak/woman-squeezes-mans-testicles-as-she-goes-through-his-phone.html


Some oyinbo men pay good money for this.

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Celebrities / Re: Time Traveller Claims To Have Visited 2027 And Shares Pics Of Human Extinction by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 9:08am On Jul 22, 2021

Food / Re: What I Prepared For My Sweetheart This Morning by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 8:46am On Jul 22, 2021
Preciousgirl:

This is called dokono in Ghana and it's better than all Nigeria meals I tell u

My husband, a Yoruba man always confesses
that my food is something else

kiss

Me I just dey here dey imagine typical heavy Ghana woman yansh. We do that first, then step down with food. grin

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Education / Re: Bride Almost Follows Davido To His House After Performing At Her Wedding by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 8:24am On Jul 22, 2021
I don't understand the point of this post. So Davido performed at your wedding? We haff hia. So why attach unrelated image of Idris Elba and wife as if they were there too? Na by force?

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Culture / Re: Sallah Celebration: Alaafin Of Oyo, Oba Adeyemi & His Wives Step Out Together by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 1:25pm On Jul 21, 2021
ishowdotgmail:
Iku baba yeye ooo

Baba still active like before. Doing what some able and agile men failed to do grin

More spermatozoa in your testes

I'm sure that even you knows that, with all due respect, baba can not rise to the occasion in that respect. Those Oloris are just catching cruise with special assistants.

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Romance / Re: Girls With This Hairstyle Always Turn Me On by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 5:42pm On Jul 20, 2021
falcon01:
she might be ugly but she looks bad ass

Yeah, the type that'll cut off your deeek if she's having a bad day.

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Family / Re: She Started Having Sex At Age 9. She Is 31 Now by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 1:22pm On Jul 20, 2021
MrBrownJay1:


a doctor (possibly OB-GYN) who specializes in the female reproductive system.



sexual dysfunctions and gynecological problems....vag1na/womb malformation ... possible internal damage due to possible untreated STD/STI for years. making sure that she can actually have children (as we all know that having kids is a major issue for Nigerians)




you guys cant compare the sexual organ of a 9yr old child with that of an adult woman, moreso one during childbirth... come on! a demon having sex with a child can possibly damage that child vag1na and reproductive system. common symptoms from such evil act includes chronic pelvic pain, d[b]yspareunia[/b] (aka sharp/intense pain in the toto during intercourse), vaginismus (aka involuntary tensing/closure of the toto during intercourse), nonspecific vaginitis (aka inflammation of the vajayjay), and gastrointestinal disorders.

am not an expert, but i am sure that an adult penis would go way pass the reproductive system of a 9yr old child, and closer to that child stomach and/or further.

Eeew! Too much disturbing details sad

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Family / Re: She Started Having Sex At Age 9. She Is 31 Now by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 7:37am On Jul 20, 2021
Yes, many minors in Nigeria get defiled by people around them - uncles, aunties, parents, cousins, house helps, siblings, older sibling's friends etc. My partner was regularly defiled by her elder brother of 6 years age difference, when she was around 12 or 13. She didn't know that what she was doing was wrong and was completely manipulated by him. I also used to know a boy, back then in Nigeria, who's mum used to ask him to scratch her back, then her nipples and pvssy. He didn't know what he was doing.

Having said that, as unfortunate as it is, there will be nothing physically wrong with the vjay of a 31 year old woman that has had sex for 25 years. As the old saying goes "toh toh nor get meter". The only thing that MIGHT affect elasticity of vjay is multiple natural childbirth. Some women are naturally big down there too, so will feel wide even if she's only had sex one time.

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